#bro u broke me there

[xiaoslxt]

NAH let's talk about this

Fucking Signora and the Tsaritsa but only speaking to them in snezhnayan during the whole dirty deed

Having signora sprawled out on your shared bed, her long and beautiful legs in the air, her tows curling as you pound your thick member into her eager hole hitting every G spot with just the right force to make her scream as if there commited to memory (they are) but amongst the undoubtedly mind numbing pleasure rosalyne notices her lover hasn't spoken, usually they pepper her with sweet words and promises of depravity that would make even morax blush but she got nothing until she saw the devious grin on your face and what came next made her head spin

Y/n: что случилось, моя милая пламя~ нечего сказать, пока я трахаю тебя до подчинения? (what's wrong my sweet flame~ nothing to say as i fuck you into submission?)

Did she hear that right? Did you just say that in snezhnayan and why did it make her so wet all of a sudden

Y/n: thrusts faster while gripping her waist О боже, я заставил прекрасную леди замереть на месте?~ скажи мне, мой дорогой, неужели я так грязно говорю на своем родном языке, что тебя так заводит~ (Oh my have i caused the fairlady to freeze in her tracks?~ tell me my darling does me talking dirty in my native tongue turn you on that much~)

Rosalyne can't answer right now her brain has completely shut off, it was definitely the accent so it was no surprise when she rolled you onto your back and started clenching around your cock and riding you like a mad woman while ensnaring your lips in hers

Signora: keep talking like that darling~ it's so hot~

Y/n: как пожелаешь, моя леди~ (as you wish my lady~)

Or after a particularly stressful meeting with the harbingers and having to deal with their constant bickering you decide to pleasure your queen on her throne as she sits upon your lap and feels your throbbing member penetrate her warm insides, a stark contrast to her cold to the touch body but you didn't seem to care seeing as you eagerly kissed her lips and groped her impressive chest underneath her dress but what really got her going besides the obvious adrenaline rush of getting caught is what you whispered into her ear

Y/n: Моя снежинка, ты получаешь удовольствие от того, что твой любовник так легко одолевает и оскорбляет тебя в таком публичном месте поклонения~ (My snowflake do you find pleasure in being so easily overpowered and violated by your lover in such a public place of worship~)

She's caught off guard by the sudden intrusion of your deep accent against her ear but it's only a moment as she gains a sultry smile and replies with her own remark

Tsaritsa: и что, если я сделаю это, мой рыцарь~ Мне нравится ощущение твоих грубых рук на моей коже, то, как ты заявляешь о своих правах на мою единственную настоящую любовь, вбивая ее в меня при любом шансе~ Ах~ как я могла сопротивляться такому мужчине как ты~ (and what if i do my knight~ i love the feeling of your rough hands against my skin, the way you stake your claim as my one true love by pounding it into me at any given chance~ Ah~ how could i resist such a man like you~)

Celestia above the way her accent although heavy still carries an air of seduction and feminine charm fit of only your archon it causes your cock to throb inside her and increase your sex drive exponentially while exchanging dirty and sweet whispers with your queen in your native tounge

(I saw the childe post and went feral)

cw - Signora & Tsaritsa x amab reader

The bitch was too stunned to speak.

HOLY SHIT.

#xiaoslxt.ask #I'M?@?$* #bro u broke me there #genshin smut #genshin x reader #genshin impact #signora smut #signora x reader

[3-aem]

MY BRAINS NOT WORKING AND THE CUTE BOY I WORK WITH KEEPS CORRECTING MY GRAMMAR THIS IS SO AHAIWIAKSDHDGRRRRHRNE

#dhakaksdjs fuckdwkufeisfjsjajsueei #im using a translator and it keeps outputting 您 instead of 你 and he keeps calling it out like bro ur making it awkward #AND IM LIKE SORRY I CANT ACTUALLY WRITE IN THIS LANGUAGE IM REALLY DU M. BB #also he offered to take over the last part bc i was like hi its almost 9pm here and i literally cannot think anymore #like i am certain its a very easy last part my brain is just finished #i feel so bad bc i wanted to push this proj over the line #this company is so intense i am so baby i am so tired #hugging my cat and rubbing my gross face all over his gross body #me in vc trying to figure out how to say: it was broken earlier idk how it was fixed u saw it was broke tho right #but all that came out was: in the past it was….problematic… *20 yr silence* #before he awkwardly went: um its okay i dont think this is necessary also u have lint issues #and i was just like ya….i know 😭 #its ambiguous to some of my teammates if i just dont understand them or if im fking dumb #its probably both im ngl #the blank stare i have on my face is first from trying to comprehend what the actual words they are saying mean #and then to comprehend what technical concept they are trying to convey #using like 50% of the information i managed to parse out #also im used to literally spending 30-40% of the working day talking smack #now i try to crack and joke and everyone is like three this isnt the time #three we are all gonna be hear past 9pm working this isnt the time

[insertsickusername13]

you’re losing me has literally changed my entire view of richjake and the source material didn’t even DO anything it is just as stagnant as it has been for the past three years

#three years is a random number idk #but BRO OKAY LIKE I ALWAYS WROTE IT LIKE JAKE WAS IN LOVE WITH SQUIPPED RICH AND BROKE HIMSELF TRYING TO SAVE HIM AND THEIR RELATIONSHIP #BUT RICH NOT BEING ENOUGH FOR JAKE EVEN WHEN HE’S SQUIPPED? #VYING FOR JAKE’S ATTENTION FOR YEARS WHILE JAKE ENTERTAINS HIMSELF WITH WHATEVER NEW TOY HE’S FOUND? #THE SQUIP BERATING RICH CLAIMING ITS HIS FAULT #‘FIGHTING IN ONLY YOUE ARMY FRONT LINE DON’T YOU IGNORE ME’ #DONT YOU IGNORE ME #ARE YOU LISTENING TO THIS #D O N T Y O U I G N O R E M E #SITTING IN JAKE’S BEDROOM WHILE JAKE MEMORIZES ROMEO QUOTES TO FEED TO CHRISTINE #FIGHTING AND BEING VIOLENT AND BULLYING PEOPLE JUST TO BE LOUD AND NOTICED BY ANYONE #AND PEOPLE SEE HIM. AND THIS PERSONA HE’S BUILT IS ENOUGH. BUT ONLY FOR EVERYONE EXCEPT JAKE #GIVING UP #REALIZING HE CANT DO IT ANYMORE #HE WANTS TO BE FREE MORE THAN HE WANTS TO BE LOVED #SETTING THE FIRE AS A CRY FOR HELP RATHER THAN AN ATTEMPT AT ESCAPE #DON’T YOU IGNORE ME #DO SOMETHING SAY SOMETHING RISK SOMETHING #AND THEN JAKE. RISKS. EVERYTHING. #BECAUSE HE’S LOSING HIM AND JAKE HAS ALREADY LOST TOO MUCH #bye. i wouldn’t marry me either. a pathological people pleaser.

[fallingtheseus]

“bastard son of a bastard son of

a wild eyed child of the sun”

i posted a speedpaint talking about this character, so if u wanna here abt that here’s the link :b

#hazbin hotel #hazbin art #hazbin lucifer #hazbin hotel oc #original character #GOD im so obsessed with this art #it took me forever tho #and i think the wings look wack #but idc it ended up REALLY GOOD and its FINE #anyways my oc is so silly #(he has experienced debilitating trauma) #bro is the epitome of fuck around and find out #“he has main character syndrome #DIDNT ASK #hes just a SILLY GUY #let him LIVE let him LAUGH let him love :( #yk that one writing prompt #*is kidnapped* *spits on the ground* I AINT SAYING SHIT #bro what the fuck we didn’t even touch u are you okay?? #that one? #ya thats him for real #literally what happened when he got to the hazbin #bro broke in #tried to fight vaggie #got his ass kicked and strapped to a chair #and then spat SOMEONES blood on the floor #crazy shit happening at the hazbin hotel everyone

[a-lonely-tatertot]

I feel so bad for my friend who saw atsv with me like they were not ready for me to be hyperfixated like whoops

#anyways just sent them like seven messages otop of my insanity last night/this morning #like im sorry bro but this movie broke me and i need to tell u ab it #tater rambles

[garoujo]

SUCCESS !!!! this man has just swallowed every single mora i have i’m gonna cry </3

#𓈒࣪ 𐑺﹢ em plays : genshin ! #BRO .. the way i teared up wen i seen i was broke #WHY DID U DO THIS 2 ME #WHYYYYYYY #i’m never fighting He again .. fuck u

[starlooove]

This fic just pissed me tf off bro gn ☠️

#Tim getting mad that no one showed up to his wedding or whatever 💀 #idk man it was the last chapter for me #GOT MAD AT DUKE FOR NOT DOING ANYTHING ABOUT BRUCE #AN was like I love it when Tim’s allowed to be mad about the way he was treated #TF DID DUKE DO?! #I was giving tim the benefit of the doubt today y’all #I was finding some sweet Duke and Tim fics #some bonding material #and I see this shit? #I’m going back for the Duke and Damian tag and when I inevitably run into tim I’ll go to the dick and Damian tag #no that fic pissed me off bro NO WAY 💀 #this nigga said he broke outta Arkham in three days get real #Damian ate tho he was like this nigga is obviously unstable #AND TIM WAS MAD like bitch ur wearing a dirty hoodie with a crowbar strapped to ur back in rope #u don’t need arkham nigga you need HELL #omg don’t get me started on the barista getting mad at Duke for tryna fix the relationship #just don’t tag Duke anymore bruh #like if u don’t like him just go back to ignoring him #and I don’t mean polite neutrality if u don’t feel POSITIVE things Abt Dukes character don’t bother writing him #and if u do don’t bother tagging him #it’s taking up space #same with Damian Cass and Steph tbh #I’m boutta start mass blocking in the duke and dami tags this is getting ridiculous

[mwagneto]

ok so which part of "i dont want to have in depth discussion about the war on my silly fandom blog that i (and probably a lot of people who would end up seeing said discussions) use to get away from my real life where there is a war and 500 other horrors" is so hard to get

#mf i got like 10 asks about it bro i dont want to think about it !!!!!!!!!! #can i just dissociate and look at funney posts and gifset once every few days without #ppl treating me like a political blog. i already said all my opinions if u want them that bad just read them again #like questions about basic shit are fine but im not getting into deep political stuff that's not why this blog exists #if i post an opinion there's like a 90% chance it's coz i broke out of my dissociative slumber for #a few seconds in order to have A Thought ™ and I'll never think about it again. if you agree and #wanna expand on it that's one thing but im not a debate club and im especially not a discourse blog #anyway. dont send me asks that prompt discussions on the war or inflation or anything like that #i cant do anything about it and the more i think about it the worse it gets. ion wanna #log on here and open my ask box only to see 5 more asks about your russia headcanons especially when it's #straying into conspiracy theory level shit #im not a newspaper im just some mentally ill guy im here to look at gifs . please #barking #like again idk how to phrase this without sounding like i dont want any asks #asks about fandom discourse are always welcome. i might not publish it if the take is too hot but i always enjoy them #questions like ''how do you feel about /current bad thing/'' are ok but if it's #something I've been asked before i probably wont have anything else to say #essays about the war/economic crisis/housing crisis/etc... no ? please ? im just trynta enjoy whatever show im insane about currently #on here anyway. escapism and all

[h4bit]

tw vomiting 

i hate throwing up bro my mouth tastes fucking disgusting after and the feeling itself while ur doing it ??? so nasty 

#02 #just had the most malicious dining hall food bro #and i've eaten revolutionary foods in public school so u know it was bad #there was a piece of weird black plastic in it and that shit just broke apart in my mouth i probably have so many more micro plastics in me #vomit mention

[guu]

hope that guy’s doin alright. i felt soo bad cause i totally forgot his name (auditory prossesing, running my brain over how far the trip would be, the gas it’d take, and when i’d get back in town to keep dashing) that it entered my brain for a minute and slipped out like slime

he said vincent was a “beautiful name” tho, that was cute. he was rly nice.

#rly a guy with a heart full of love #makes me mad when i saw how hostile #ppl in the fb local group are to homeless ppl #that they make memes abt not making eye contact with em #bc theyre broke too #like. bro... i rarely have cash on me #but its not hard to give a nod a wave or a quick chat if ur stopped at a light #they wont pester u for money u dont have #but ya kno. dehumanization of homeless + abelism #like. keep some water n snacks in ur car #esp in this heat #maybe they desperately need money #but they'll be very glad to get water

[galaxycunt]

So my ex who reached out to me a month ago and we just talk Fallout n dnd but I asked why he did and he’s like well I just wanted to apologize for how shitty I treated u and wanted closure?? But I was just shocked a punk guy actually apologized for his shitty behavior that’s not how they do it in the scene!!!

But yeah it’s nice and it’s good to talk to him again we known each other for 15 years at this point and it’s like hm yes let’s never do anything romantic ever again since I’m married so we can just be friends like we were when we were 14/15 hahah

And it’s just weird to hear how sorry he was for treating me bad and dumping me when I was vacation bc he was mad I didn’t have time for him since I was a full time student in my first year in a new state

And like how bad he treated me when I dumped him like 3? Years before that? And he’s like u don’t have anything to apologize for you were always so kind and sweet and it made me feel emotional bc I beat myself over my shithead past so it was a lot of crying and be like omg dude ur my friend I’m so glad you’re here now!!

Has that ever happened to anyone else? Ezra wasn’t like the worst ex I ever had but it wasn’t healthy at all lol but I got treated bad by a lot of people and I just never expected an apology ever so it really took me by surprise to get a friend request 6 years later. But we got along when things are good and now it’s like oh yeah that’s why we dated three times ur cool to hang with lol

#we broke up 6 years ago like bro I never expected u in my life again #we always broke up and got back together but finally straw was I didn’t want him to move to Oregon with me #and we always fought but I wonder if I wasn’t married if he’d hit on me u know 🧐 it’s been the pattern for 15 years in it #innit

[agayconcept]

.

#oh gotta fucking Love being blamed for ur health problems & told u dont rly care abt ur health #bc u cannot magically teleport urself 2 cities over by tomorrow for a last minute appointment #bc ur fucking DISABLED. AND BROKE. AND THEYRE WELL AWARE OF THIS. #'but if u rly care abt ur health u'll find a way' ?????? r u hallucinating bro ??? #HOW. TELL ME HOW I DO THAT. #do i just ??? manifest myself a wad of cash by wanting it hard enough ??? or simply Turn Off my disability when not convenient ??? #i am. gonna scream. #what the actual shit was that 2 min phone call #(this is unrelated to hrt)

[kanene-yaaay-o-retorno]

Simply not in the mood for today

#*muffled scream* #Plsss just tell us the results already the stress is bad for the baby #Which means me #I am the baby #IF I HAVE TO HEAR O N E MORE DISPUT OR MINDLESS COMMENT ABOUT THE CANDIDATES I AM GOING TO THROW HANDS #Yesterday went to buy some barbecue and two guys were about to fight because that two candidates and I was just: #'Maam pls just gimme me my food before they start throwing hands-' #If you know which candidates I am talking about you know #Anyway elections are SO FUN :DDD Me and a BUNCH OF PEOPLE deciding the country's fate hahahaha so cool anyway stop the bus I wanna gET OUT- #Where are the memes they are the only thing keeping me sane rn- #ALSO BRO THEY BROKE A URNA IN LONDON LIKE ??!??!?!GAUGAYAGJAFAMA??!?!?!?!?! HELP #Every single one of them are bad and people are literally fighting over them I am- #* m u f f l e d s c r e a m* #Anyway I am going to watch a fun video that is it #Kanene being Kanene #def deleting this later #Random #Probably should tag for politics uh #Politics #Brazil

[nuketowncryptid]

ngl it might just be me but having tinnitus isnt all that bad. maybe it's because of the autism or because it's been a problem for as long as i can remember but i cannot fathom not having it. i once tried a method that temporarily made it go away and i was extremely frightened by the silence that followed. i essentially prefer the ringing because without it i feel like a prey animal just before it meets its untimely demise.

#ignore this bro i am all sorts of unmedicated at the moment #i will return to normal tomorrow when i take my meds like a reasonable adult #in the meantime please consider the fact that i broke the frame of my glasses the other night #and if it werent for my dad being home i wouldnt have been able to find the super glue to repair them and thus would have been blind #i cannot see further than my nose and i suffer from all sorts of bad eye issues. my optometrist is not jealous of me whatsoever #anyways yeehaw i am very tired thank u chronic fatigue syndrome

[scoreplings]

cringe fail moment i got a lil nostalgic over my ex tonight. but then i remembered he was pathetic. godbless

#i was like auau… i miss him he was probably my soulmate 💔 im alone forever now (<- dumbass. u have a bf and many friends) #‘why did i ever break up with him :((‘ #thought for about five minutes about the reasons i broke up with him and was no longer nostalgic #lmfao. remembering the time he had be come to his house then hid in the bathroom and scream-sang mitski for an HOUR while i just kinda. #sat there #remembering the time he had me walk forty minutes to his house then didnt answer the door and let me sit on the porch for about a half an #hour before i gave up and left #none of these were even reasons we broke up 😭 #GOD… remembering that there was honest to god MOLD in his room at all times #like he would leave food sitting around until it molded and just. keep it there. #the amount of time i spent trying to clean his room for him. insaneee #plssss he used to tell me he was a psychopath and incapable of caring for people #so it really wasnt his fault when he treated people bad 😭😭 bro that isnt how it works #you are still choosing to be a shithead #so very not over him yet if you couldnt tell. despite the cringe fail patheticness of him he was unfortunately very hot and charismatic when #he wasnt being a man baby #and we were together for yearsss. so. it’ll be a lil while longer before i stop moping #but thats so funny. cringe of me to care about him still #even his mf boyfriend doesnt like him 😭😭 they used to complain about each other to me DAILY #idk why they’re together but im assuming he’s pulling the same ‘if im single ill kill myself 🥺’ thing on them he pulled on me #shitty of me to assume that but i make 0 good assumptions of this mf