#bro is not looking anywhere

[witherfide]

i think about Balloon World Eclipse a lot

here’s what i think they’d look like if they were a part of the V.A.N.N.I Network (don’t ask ok, it’s purely self indulgent)

#mels art #fnaf au #fnaf ruin dlc #fnaf eclipse #fnaf daycare attendant #daycare attendant #dca au #bro is not looking anywhere #they are LOST #idk if there’s lore to this i just wanna do something with them in ruin #id in alt text #ommetaphobia #staring #eye contact #scopophobia #vanniclips! au

[zebratimw]

Happy 100th post

#svsss #scum villains self saving system #shang qinghua #airplane bro #Look... my friend really likes airplane 👌 #ifjskfkg anyways its been a long time since I posted anywhere ah? #sorry I've been con crunching and then had the con and then I started work and now I'm here #posting cursed airplane pictures on my tumblr while my millions of animation wips languish in purgatory #what can I say.... #I gotta shit actually ajfkgkg so bye now

[heliumcake]

it’s so insane to me how mike just hasn’t been able to tear his eyes away from will the entire season like its such a small thing but every single time they talk he just stares at will so intensely only looking away when he has to and in a way it’s just not… common??? like when will was like hey i want to show you something mike was looking at his face instead of focusing on his hands grabbing the painting which is what i feel most people would do? he only then looks at it when will gives it to him

LIKE ???????? AM I CRAZY FOR FINDING THIS WEIRD hes been acting like this the whole season and i quite honestly can’t recall if he’s always been like this or if it started now but it drives me insane.

#im not really going anywhere with this its just an observation #that i havent seen many people mention #maybe its just that im autistic i mean #i use every excuse to not look at peoples faces #unless i REALLY like the person #but like i dont think mike has always been like this i found it so off putting #like bro What are u looking crazy for #byler

[sonego]

it was a very kaneson afternoon in leeds! 

+ bonus:

#kaneson #tottenham hotspur #harry kane #son heung min #son heungmin #heungmin son #heung min son #(can we all agree on one spelling even just for his tag. please) #(last name first is required btw) #spurs #calcio #nico.gif #let's be real every afternoon and evening anywhere spurs play is a very kaneson one but! this one was Something #the bonus gif....................... bro #(only reason why it's a bonus and not in the actual set is cause i couldn't get it to look nice and fit with the rest sdskdsn) #heungmin #harry

[gently-folded-paper-cranes]

this world would actually be so much more advanced and would have so much more culture if americans didnt come and fuck it up

#i obv dont mean ALL white ppl #but like #colonization has been going on for CENTURIES #and for what bro like #look at Gaza #the amount of amazing books there the poetry the tradtion and culture being wiped away because usa cannot stand to stop israel???? #like i think america is an actual joke of a country #like look at colonisation and list me the benefits of it. nothing #theres ntg??? like wtf nothing good has come from colonizing #look at congo. sudan. all the culture #america has big talk but compared to anywhere else it is just a stolen land full of thieves #check their literacy rate their poverty rate #how do u call it a developed country??

[twiexmachina]

Erin O’Neil: implies that Normal has two dads

Me, having assumed since the very first episode that either Lark and Sparrow are at the very least coparents and at the most are whatever the property brothers are: yeah, tell us something we don’t know

#dungeons and daddies #dndads #dndads season 2 #Anthony you introduced the family with Lark driving the car that drops Normal off am I not supposed to assume he’s a father figure #Anthony you’ve never implied that Lark lives anywhere let alone not with the rest of the family #actually Anthony you pretty much state he lives with them he sewed Kevlar into Normal’s mascot outfit he lives there #Anthony look me in the eyes and tell me that Sparrow does not give off ‘built a room for the twin bro in their honey room house’ #*honeymoon house from Property Brothers miniseries Drew’s Honeymoon House #Anthony tell me that Sparrow didn’t invite Lark on his honeymoon and didn’t regard it as weird because it was also a charity trip #he will not refute me and that’s not because he doesn’t know me but it’s because the property brothers comparison is accurate and true #anyway Lark’s a duncle and I’m not surprised by any implication that he’s a dad because he is duncle

[xannerz]

☁️🌞☁️

#so this is my first trip abroad and I’ve cried multiple times #it’s kinda funny tbh LMAO. like I’ve just been so in awe at the sights. #I also cried bc I’m sad my parents won’t be able to see this in person like. ever. #my mom medically should not fly and obvs my dad and I aren’t gonna like #go anywhere without her even if we had the chance #so I’ve just been dwelling on that #I called them last night to say hi and instantly starting bawling bc of it and they looked at my snot-nosed face on FaceTime like ‘bro’ #I go from crying bc I’m homesick or stressed abt work and family to crying bc I’m so overwhelmed w joy at being here LMAO ⚖️ #also missing my gf …. ;^; my friends are so cute we’ll be in a shop #and they’ll see me holding a couple things and they’re like is that for [birb] and I laugh like yes it is 😌❤️ #ok I’m rambling sorry I’ll clean these tags up later #mine #chianti

[craycraybluejay]

Y'all ever wanted to fuck a particularly sensual vinegar blend?

#nnn #no nut november #gross bro things #look you would understand if you saw it #it defies physics #i HAVE to fuck things that defy physics #tw unsanitary #nsft #the male urge to put your dick anywhere it will fit 😭

[coridallasmultipass]

(Sorry in advance for censoring my text, Tumblr is weird about banned words and I'm mad my last post has been invisible. Sorry if you've seen my last post before it went invisible.) So, I guess the Tumblr purity hammer unalived the post I made last week about having a FREE BRO STRIDER COSPLAY BL0W/. JOB GIF SET on my Only Fans. It's FREE, but I'm gonna put a price tag on it in a few days. So. This is the last chance to view it while it's free! Adult people only please/you just need a free OF account to see it. Only Fans dott c0m slash xoxoCori (I'll put the actual post link in the replies). Not e%plicit preview under the cut:

Kn1ves aren't allowed on OF so this is the outtake. The rest is e%plicit POV of a Br0-./job. There's no kn1ves or weird sh1t in the actual content.

#i fucking hate tumblr i didnt even know my last post got sniped like it doesnt tell u or let you look at it #u just suddenly cant find it on ur blog anymore and u gotta go to the mass post editor bc it doent show up anywhere else #homesmut #homesmut cosplay #bro strider cosplay #bro cosplay #bro #striders #bro strider #god im SO embarrassed about posting this again i was just gonna rb the last one and be like 'last call' but now that i know its invisible #like what if no one saw it at all and has no idea i do this kinda content? thats sad #so whatever sorry for posting my face again and about my ... content #im not tagging this one bc idk what sniped the last post #tumblr so funcki gn arbitrary i hate censorsh1T #me #selfie #gif warning #piercings #snakebites #septum #i think all those tags are safe i was able to search them on mobile hmmm #what tripped the hammer hmmmm maybe the OF link? so ill put it in the comments

[fated-normal-767]

quick question because I just remembered it may not be common knowledge

Does the acronym DofE mean anything to you people?

#I’ll explain if anyone’s curious but basically a royal guy looked at the school system and went ’we should torture them more’ #my posts dont forget this tag bro. #I think British people would know but I don’t know if it’s even mentioned anywhere else

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

okay so abbott elementary fandom I know we're freaking out over the emmy's right now but

am I going insane??? I feel like I'm the only one who's noticed this because the wiki says it has like 5 members and I haven't seen anyone on Tumblr talking about it or any website at all and I??? what??? did they make this up?? do they have connections??? did they just find this somewhere????

#NOW THEY HAVE THE WIKI WIKI TOO #AM I GOING INSANE?? #I saw 'now' bc I've been considering/planning on making this post like all day and I think most/all of yesterday too lol #I like #how do they know #my guess right now is connection or made it up bc I can't find it ANYWHERE #I've looked bro #abbott elementary #ae #oasis's ae chatter #abbott elementary season 3 #abbott elementary s3 #also if it is real #I'm scared for that 5th episode #it's too obvious they wouldn't do it and name it that it's too obvious they wouldn't do it and name it that it's too obvious they-

[morningmarionette]

yall this chapter is actually being so weird abt niki.......

#enstars 🌈 #maybe im looking too much into this but #eichi didnt drag anyone else this fucking far.... #eichi abt himeru: oh yea he had some issues yea tatsumi u actually were around for the issues lolol but dw abt them :3 #eichi abt kohaku: bros got 99 problems and his family is allll of them :3 #eichi abt niki: his father was cancelled so we can play the 'father cancelled son wants revenge' story #and frame him as a terrorist who wants to destroy the industry #making everything he says and any attempts at self preservation invalid #and make it impossible for him to ever get a job anywhere; fucking with his health disability and make it #quite literally impossible to live resulting in him killing himself !!! #like what the fuck???? #like i said; i could be looking into a bittttt much but #its still weird how hes going this far for niki but only went surface level for the other two...

[samwisefamgee]

anyway played more baldurs gate 3 and can confirm it's d&d if you like less options and never having an interesting person in your party ever. and you can't even be fat. fuck off

#i want true soul gut in my party. i want aunty ethel. i want to be able to be fat and i want to SEEEE fat people in the world ANYWHERE #ANYWHERE FUCKING ANYWHEEEERE #i want Baldur's Gate. as in the city. to fucking feel like one of the greatest ports on the Sword Coast #its pathetically watered down. party members are all perfect looking. cant even find icingdeath and twinkle like in the first two games #and if they ever release aarakocra or goblins or the other funky races (they wont lol) as paid dlc ill kill the devs myself #but yeah they wont that would mean making Faerûn look cool and interesting and deep n everyone knows fantasy worlds arent that lol cmon #and fuck those druids. i literally found a book (i had to STEAL) that said verbatim what they were doing was against their code #and I just. couldnt do anything with it. show it to anyone. say 'hey that thing you told me is a lie and your own doctrine says so' nah bro #just give me a fucking option dude #yas queen give us nothing #just put a book about alchemy or something there instead dont give me CRITICAL INFO FOR MY QUEST THAT I CANNOT INTERACT WITH AT ALL

[ocellatum-h]

melon flavored sodaroos

#theyre not supposed to look like dave and dirk/bro... #that was unintentional i made brisk like 4 years ago and tuen i made his brother like a year ago #and he just. ended up having the gay anime glasses.. #these drawings r from like 2 and 1 year ago but i never posted them anywhere. #furry #kangaroo #sodaroo #art #accidental homestuck

[themyscirah]

OMG sorry i fell asleep last night so i didnt see ur top 5 ask.

BUT! top five NON-lantern dc characters!

No dw I literally rbed it like 2hrs ago you're good

This one was actually really hard for me. I didn't realize how many characters I love would technically be counted under "Lanterns" haha

1. Amanda Waller

2. Cass Cain

3. Ben Turner

4. Sandra Wu-san

5. Kenan Kong

I generally bounce around the DCU looking for acclaimed books more than I do following specific characters but these are some of my faves that I love to think about and that keep popping up in my mind. And Kenan. : )

#love the big divide between 1 thru 4 and kenan here. very 'im insane abt them' vs. 'i just think hes neat' #the top 4 probably get shuffled around a bit depending on how im doing #lots of waller thoughts recently #shes SUCH a tragic (and i mean that in the literary sense) character to me #i can spot ppl who dont know her's waller opinions as bad from a mile off #its just so clear they dont get her just aaaaggghhhhhh!!!!!!! obsessed with this woman #and cass omg love cass. this is self explanatory #and BEN AGGHHH!!! i have so many ben feelings its kind of unreal. for ben himself ofc but then when you get into the whole shiva cass david #cain debacle and ben's role in it.... bro..... bro........ #like ik there are differences in canons but like no matter how you look at it ben knew carolyn and he knew sandra. they were friends. in #some canons i think they may have grown up together (correct me if im wrong) and then ben gets brainwashed by the league #and during this time he briefly works for david cain to train cass. BRO. #its so wild and just !!!!!!! and i have so many feelings about ben #i read a fic where he got brought back on as leader of the squad post all of this and his retirement and everything only to be put on a team #with DAVID CAIN and just bro. oh my god. #just so many ben feelings #yeah 👍 #1 through 3 were super easy 4 was logical too although i havent read anywhere near enough of her comics #and then 5 was evil. not enough/too many ideas for 5 #went with kenan bc proportionally ive read more of his comics and know him better but there were a myriad of contenders #answered

[sad-trash-hobo]

One of my favorite things to think about is the time I was on vacation in Ireland with a group of other Americans and we were hiking and had to go through some farm land before we got to the trail and there was deer poop everywhere and I said wow there's alot of poop everywhere and one of the other girls was like "what kind of animal makes circle poop?" And I just kinda looked at her and said "...deer?" And then they had horses and donkeys and we got to pet one of the horses and she said wow that horse over there is really pretty and she pointed at a donkey like 20 feet away and I said that's a donkey and she asked how I could tell the difference between a horse and a donkey and me and 2 other people just stopped and looked at her and I asked "where are you from?" And she said "new york" and all 3 of us went "ohhhhh ok that makes sense"

#it was just so funny #she was like what new yorkers dont know animals? #and i was like bro the only animals you know are pigeons and rats #i trust you to know what dirty cement looks like #but youd die anywhere even slightly woodsy #new york #ireland #texas #new yorkers need to touch grass cause my god #americans #god bless all the irish people who put up with us #americans are so loud and i was so embarrassed