im sorry he looks like the cover of DotA
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MC: Wow, Vincent really hate us.
Ren: Yes, perhaps he’s homophobic.
MC: But we’re not gay, Ren.
Ren: ….
MC: ….
Ren: We’re not?
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Strade gets up from the diner booth and stretches...still in a business suit and fake mustache
Strade:alright...lets do this..
*he leaves and walks to the phone booth putting some coins in dialing a number as a waitress picks up the ringing phone*
Waitress:hello generic diner! How may I help you?...oh?..uh huh...uh huh...yeah..mm hm..ok I'll let him know...yep...love you too kisses
*she makes kissy noises before hanging up and walking over to another booth seeing Vincent sitting by himself*
Waitress:are you Vincent Metzger?
*he turns to her and looks hopeful*
Vincent:y-yeah! That's me...is my dad coming??
Waitress:well actually he just called...he told me to tell you that he's not coming..
Vincent:...what? Why not?
Waitress:he told me to tell you that he never loved you and that you're a disappointment and that it's all your fault he left and he's glad he did and that you should kill yourself and he likes his adopted Asian children better..
*the waitress leaves as Vincent just breaks down crying in his booth Lawrence looks horrified as he looks out the window to see strade outside grinning and giving a thumbs up*
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Yo lads...what if I made a come back ψ(`∇´)ψ (wip)
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Saw a post and it reminded me of when my friend and I where playing BTD: FRESH BLOOD and my friend died with 5 seconds of Vincent's route, meanwhile i survived. Then, with Ren they died and I made Ren my bitch.
Aka: I'm a switch and scared of Vincent, meanwhile, my friend doesn't know what to be submissive.
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They Stalk Playlist 1 - "Urban Crawl": There Is No Escape From Being Hunted In the City
03 Closer - Nine Inch Nails
Day 3! Opted for a different perspective this time! Don't have much to say about this one other than uuh. Vincent is a lil pissbaby and I severely prefer making aus where he never ties you up in his basement. You didn't open the wrong closet and you were slowly integrated into his pack instead. Hooray :,D
Next song is Dangerous by Big Data/Joywave, featuring one of my friend's ocs!
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