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Dormir en paz y despertar en paz, es algo muy valioso que hay que saber sembrar, cultivar y cuidar
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this is Love 💘❤😊🥐☕🥨 Bu aşktır. 💘❤😊🥐☕🥨 #goodmorning #buongiorno #gutenmorgen #rojbaş #bomdia #buenosdias #bounjour #godmorgon #góðandaginn #सुबहबख़ैर #おはようございます #доброеутрo #добрийранок #dobrerano https://www.instagram.com/p/CnBXmroNc8s/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
#goodmorning#buongiorno#gutenmorgen#rojbaş#bomdia#buenosdias#bounjour#godmorgon#góðandaginn#सुबहबख़ैर#おはようございます#доброеутрo#добрийранок#dobrerano
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panicked in France and started speaking Spanish
#most nervous guy youve ever met in france#i was trying to look up how to say something on my phone and the coffee employee walked directly up to me#not behind the counter or anything. and he was like. :-)?#and i was like. “um. hola! bounjour! un cafe au lait? por favor? thank you :-)”#and then he responded in perfect english. lmao#i did this with the train employees as well i looked up what to say in french but i keep panicking and speaking spanish#but actually English seems to be my next best bet#i wish i spoke french that would be so cool. maybe one day
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si tu veux pratiquer le français je peux t'aider! <3
okay i can at least read this one XD sadly all my french learning was strictly mandatory (5 years and my teacher was a real bitch :( ) if anyone could make french fun it would be you tho, merci!
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He walks into his house. He hasn't been invited.
his theme immediately plays as he turns around;
"Oh bounjour, loser!" ▼
"I don't mind sudden visits but how about you remember your phone exists so you can message me first?" ▼
"Or were you aching to see me again you couldn't wait?✨" ▼
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Trying to stop Rook from terrorizing the NRC students: Valentine's Day Edition but it's August (Le chasseur d'amour doesn't care about dates, every day is Valentine's Day when you're Rook Hunt)
crackfic
gender neutral reader
@adultish-momma I've done it
I'm baaaack!!!
Enjoy!~
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It was a normal day at NRC.
It all started with your usual morning as Grim stared throwing a tantrum, demanding more of his precious tuna.
Then it continued when Ace and Deuce showed up at the Ramshackle’s door already bickering and taunting each other.
And then Crowley showed up like the bastard he is and dumped even more work on Yuu’s and YN’s shoulders.
But then!
Then the day took a turn. From YN’s perspective, for the best. From Yuu’s perspective? For the worse.
So, what exactly happened?
Well…
Rook showed up dressed as Cupid, fake wings included, proclaiming the day to be Valentine’s day and then began shooting people with his arrows while screaming “Now kiss!”.
And now, the weather it all falls to the Ramshackle’s human residents to deal with this mess.
romantic
The day was a bit suffocating. The cloudless sky allowed the harshness of the sun to fall onto the living beings bellow.
You were currently talking to Vil, inquiring about your boyfriends whereabouts.
“I truly wish I could answer that.” the Pomefiore housewarden replies with a sigh “He’s been missing ever since the morning started and I trust him as my vice-housewarden, but-“
The blond is suddenly, and might he add, rudely, interrupted by screaming students and running.
“One can’t even have a proper conversation on this campus, I swear…” Vil laments.
“Wait… is that-“ you begin as you point in the direction of the screams.
“Please tell me it isn’t who I think it is…”
“It’s Rook!”
“Oh, dear Seven…”
But before the conversation can continue the hunter in question approaches you, kissing your cheek in greeting.
“Bounjour, mon amour.” he then looks over at his unimpressed housewarden “Roi du Poison.”
“Dare I ask what exactly you’re doing, Rook?”
“I am celebrating love.” the chasseur d’amour answers.
“… Dressed like that?”
“Ah, but this is made of the finest of materials!”
“I would say too little material was used.”
“I think it’s enough material.” you interject.
“Merci, mon ange!~” your boyfriend winks at you.
“Do change your garments, please.” And with another sigh Vil turns around to leave, but then he stops, turning yet again towards his second in command.
"Wait a moment. Did you imbue your arrows with some sort of magic? Love potions and magic are strictly forbidden-"
"Non, I would not do such a thing. I am merely using my regular arrows."
"Excuse you, WHAT?! You don't mean to say you’re actually shooting people with normal arrows, do you?!" this can’t be good for Vil’s skin.
"... perhaps..." the hunter’s answer is barely above a whisper.
"Rook, NO- as your housewarden I forbid you!" Vil tries.
"... Very well, Roi du Poison... I shan't shoot the students with normal arrows."
And with that, the Pomefiore housewarden retreats to recuperate from this headache inducing ordeal.
“Normal arrows?” you inquire.
“Normal arrows, my love. But you needn’t worry about this. I promise I have a date planned for later tonight, but of now I must go and perform my duty as le chasseur d’amour!” and with a chaste kiss to your hand Rook goes to continue his endeavor.
Leaving you to dreamily sigh. And a horrified Epel in the background that just happened to pass by and overhear this… he swears he’s going to have nightmares for the rest of his life…
Anyways, don’t you have such a caring boyfriend? He’s prepared a date for the two of you!
platonic (press F in the chat for Yuu, they're not doing good)
As the prefect lies their eyes upon the ungodly sight that is Rook Hunt at this very moment, they can’t help but exclaim to themselves “WHY AM I THE ONE THAT HAS TO DEAL WITH THIS SHIT?!!?!?!?”
The five stages of grief have started to set in.
The Cupid impersonator has been going on a rampage all day. The infirmary is full. Someone needs to defeat this evil and Yuu doesn’t plan on being that person.
However, fate has other plans and now the prefect is loading a rifle with tranquilizers.
“…guess I gotta do this safari style…” they mutter to themselves.
“Prefect, I know I said Heartslabyul has its doors open for you… but must you do this in the lounge?” Riddle tries to reason the events happening right before his eyes.
“I get to film this and post it on Magicam, right Yuu?” Cater asks.
“Whatever you want as long as you hold the tranquilizer’s box.” the prefect replies.
“Perfectly cool with that!”
“You’d really put yourself in danger like that so recklessly, Cater?” Trey adds to the conversation.
“You gotta do what you gotta do to please the fans! I’m sure it’s not that bad!” Cater answers.
“You’re going to use everyone as a shield, aren’t you?”
“… Nothing gets past you, does it?”
“Anyways, Yuu, how much are you using for Rook?” Ace enters the conversation.
“Yeah, you have to calculate the dosage, right?” Deuce adds.
“Uh… no idea, as many as I need?” the prefect answers with slight uncertainty.
“Let me see that.” Riddle interjects.
…..
….
…
"ARE YOU MAD?! THIS DOSAGE IS ENOUGH TO KNOCK OUT A HORSE!!!"
"And yet I fear it is not enough." the prefect answers nonchalantly.
“Yuu, dude! What the hell?!” Ace adds, following his housewardens reaction.
“You want to be met with one of Rook’s arrows or not?!” the prefect snaps “May I remind you that you can’t hide here forever and it is only a matter of time until he comes for you?!”
…..
…
“Fair point.” the redhead first year answers.
“Go get him, prefect!” the other Heartslabyul first year encourages.
“…it’s not like I have another choice.” Is all Yuu says before they depart in search of the menace that is Rook Hunt.
....
As the prefect reaches the courtyard they see the chaos happening.
It is a boodbath.
Yuu quickly takes cover under the foliage only to bump into something, or better said, someone.
“Ah- Shit!-“
“You’re here to hide from Rook too?” Epel inquires “Also, fuck you too, prefect.”
“Sorry about that Epel… didn’t think there was anyone in this bush…” Yuu begins their explanation “I’m trying to find a place where I can get a clean shot on Rook.”
“Oh, I see…” the Pomefiore first year replies “Then, I’ll be going. I don’t want any part of this.” And with that he leaves.
“Neither do I, Epel… neither do I…” the prefect says as they take their aim.
One…
Two…
And….
WHERE THE HELL DID HE GO?!?!!?
“Looking for someone, prefect?” the hunter inquires.
Yuu’s blood runs cold. Oh, this isn’t good. IS THIS THE END?! The prefect’s too young to die! And not like this!!! Not like this! Oh, Seven, if you are there-
Clink
The chiming of an alarm.
What…?
“Oh, it would seem we won’t be facing off today, prefect.” Rook explains “Truly unfortunate. But my date with YN is much more important than our little, fun games. So I bid you, au revoir!”
And with that the hunter is gone.
“I.. I think I need to lay down…” Yuu mutters as they leave their hiding spot. Their mouth dry. “I… I think I just saw my life flash before my eyes…”
Will the prefect ever recover from this?
How much money will they be able to extort from Crowley to pay for their therapy?
Who knows?
But at least the prefect can breath a sigh of relief.
For now...
bonus
YN, looking at Rook: "Go little rockstar. <3"
Yuu, looking at Rook:
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the previous parts: part 1 part 2 part 3 part 4 part 5 Valentine’s Day (and it is Valentine’s Day!)
Masterlist
#twst crack#twst crackfic#twst rook#rook hunt#twst yuu#twst mc#ramshackle prefect#rook hunt x reader#twst x reader#twisted wonderland x reader#twst wonderland#twst#disney twisted wonderland#disney twst#twisted wonderland#twst shitpost#twisted wonderland shitpost#gender neutral reader#gn reader#crack fic#rook x reader#twst rook x reader
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Bounjour! *Scoops them up and blows a raspberry on Aide's cheek* Would you like to help Papa make cookies?
- J. Laurens Hamilton
Aide: *giggles and blows a raspberry back* Bon!
Mary: *babbles from behind her pacifier*
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Bounjour les fans du tombeau scellé, Harrow la neuvieme vient de sortir en librarie en vf! Celebrons ensemble les petites victoires meme si très très late c’est pas grave.
Im not sure I have that many french followers but im so happy my friend finally gets to read it I must make a celebratory post about it. Im very happy about the small tlt community on tumblr and discord, but getting to scream about my disgusting rat wives irl is just something else entirely.
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Bounjour, mes fans adorés~
KAKAKA!!~✩ DON'T WORRY MY BEAUTIFUL ONLOOKERS, I, SHU ISUKI AM ALIVE AND WELL!
Sighs... I've just been so busy with Kagehira and Mademoiselle recently, I haven't had time to post... I did recently take a trip to Florence to visit with ma belle amie, Izumi, which was a nice vacation away~
While I was in Florence, I decided to try something new!! KAKAKA~✩ Ton idole has gotten FORKLIFT CERTIFIED!!! KAKAKA!!!~✩
-Mod Shu🍷
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HELLO HELLO BOUNJOUR HOLA OHAYO
-@blajevilon
*kzzzzh* ATTENTION ALL PASSENGERS. THIS IS A RED ALERT. THE STATION IS NOW IN LOCKDOWN. THERE IS A CLOWN AND/OR JESTER IN THE BUILDING, I REPEAT, THERE IS A CLOWN AND/OR JESTER IN THE BUILDING. EVACUATE THE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY. *k-chk*
#submas#submas au#ena dream bbq#ena joel g#subway bosses#au ask blog#send asks#pokemon au#pokemon askblog#ena oc#ena fandom#ena au#ena fanart#ena
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Adorable Human Things
You know, I actually do believe that there is more kindness in the world than there is evil. Call it naivety or foolish optimism but I do think that there is so much wholesomeness in the human race. To support this statement, I will list down things that makes humans adorable.
1. Humans look out for the good of others, sometimes putting other's need before their own.
2. Humans say "bless you" when someone sneezes.
3. No matter what the age, humans dangle their feet when they can't reach the floor.
4. Whenever visiting a foreign place, the first word that humans will learn is hello i.e bounjour, hola, ni hao, konichiwa.
5.Humans get "attacks of happiness" when it's a cold day and they get under their blanket.
6. Any human has a fandom that they belong to, and in that fandom they interact with other people who share the same interests.
7. Humans love a sweet treat! Sometimes they even save money just to buy a treat for themselves.
8. Humans listen to music that has a catchy rhythm, oftentimes not minding the lyrics.
9. When taking a wacky photograph, a human's default pose is a peace sign.
10. Humans hug each other for comfort! When they are particularly excited, they hug tighter and sometimes lift a person off the ground.
Those are just some of the things that makes humans adorable :D
inspired by teaboot on tumblr :)))
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D.U.D.E Bios: Elinor Herbert / Eli Lucifarian (2021)
The Jealous Fool Eli Lucifarian
Same pic as Eli hasn't changed much
The sixth of the seven, the perpetually jealous Eli isn't always the calmest woman in the room, but when angered she has enough tactical knowledge to take what she wants and run. Eli will take everything from her opponent and leave them longing for what they once had.
"Bounjour tout le monde."
Name
Full Legal Name: Elinor Zénaïde Herbert
First Name: Elinor
Meaning: Variant of Eleanor, which itself comes from the Old French form of the Occitan name 'Alienòr'.
Pronunciation: EHL-a-nawr
Origin: English
Middle Name: Zénaïde
Meaning: French form of 'Zenaida', which itself is apparently a Greek derivative of 'Zenais', which was derived from the name of the Greek God Zeus.
Pronunciation: ZEH-NA-EED
Origin: French
Surname: Herbert
Meaning: Derived from the male given name 'Herbert', which itself is derived from the Germanic elements 'Hari' 'Army' and 'Beraht' 'Bright'.
Pronunciation: HUR-bert / EHR-BEHR
Origin: English, German, French
Alias: The Jealous Fool, Eli Lucifarian
Reason: Damien named Eli a 'Jealous Fool' during a promo the night she joined the group and it stuck
Nicknames: Eli, Nora, Zéna
Titles: Miss
Characteristics
Age: 22
Gender: Female. She/Her Pronouns
Race: Human
Nationality: French-Canadian
Ethnicity: White
Birth Date: June 18th 1999
Symbols: Dogs, Green
Sexuality: Bisexual
Religion: Jewish
Native Language: French
Spoken Languages: French, English, Hebrew
Relationship Status: Single
Astrological Sign: Gemini
Theme Song: 'Unpretty' - TLC (2017-)
Voice Actor: Catherine O'Hara
Geographical Characteristics
Birthplace: Montreal, Québec, Canada
Current Location: Unknown
Hometown: Montreal, Québec, Canada
Appearance
Height: 5'5" / 165 cm
Weight: 140 lbs / 63 kg
Eye Colour: Brown
Hair Colour: Blonde
Hair Dye: Ponytail and bangs dyed two different shades of green
Body Hair: N/A
Facial Hair: N/A
Tattoos: (As of Jan 2020) 2
Piercings: Double lobe piercings (Both)
Scars: None
Health and Fitness
Allergies: Bee & Wasp stings
Alcoholic, Smoker, Drug User: Social Drinker
Illnesses/Disorders: Asthma
Medications: Inhaler & EpiPens
Any Specific Diet: None
Relationships
Allies: (As of Jan 2021) Damien Lucifarian, Vi Lucifarian, Billie Lucifarian, Geia Lucifarian, Honey Lucifarian, Sara Lucifarian, Yeray Marino, Flo Marino, Bano Marino, Judi Marino, Rino Marino, Nat Marino, Mac Marino, Ros Marino, Zac Marino, 'Monster' Mike, Sakurako, Ash Thunder
Enemies: (As of Jan 2021) Kirby Kingston, Eddie Kingston
Friends: Viola Nye, Bienvenida Marino, Pelageya Winter, Honey Di Napoli, Saraid Grady-Sullivan, Klavdia Volkov
Colleagues: The EW locker rooms / Too many to list
Rivals: Evil Uno, Rey Fénix, Austin Gunn, Colt Cabana, Hikaru Shida
Closest Confidant: Giselle Herbert
Mentor: Damien Lucifarian
Significant Other: None
Previous Partners: None of note
Parents: Frank Herbert (43, Father), Giselle Herbert (43, Mother, Née Granger)
Parents-In-Law: None
Siblings: Isidore Herbert (19, Brother), Jade Herbert (16, Sister)
Siblings-In-Law: None
Nieces & Nephews: None
Children: None
Children-In-Law: None
Grandkids: None
Great Grandkids: None
Wrestling
Billed From: The Underworld
Trainer: Damien Lucifarian
Managers: Damien Lucifarian
Wrestlers Managed: None
Debut: 2017
Debut Match: Vi Lucifarian VS Eli Lucifarian. Eli won by submission.
Retired: N/A
Retirement Match: N/A
Wrestling Style: Build Up Fighter
Stables: The Lucifarians (2017-)
Teams: Post
Regular Moves: Standing Dropkick, Hangman's DDT, Exploder Suplex, Bone Taker (Inverted Headlock Backbreaker), Powerslam, Jumping Knee Drop, European Uppercut, T-Bone Suplex, Take-It-All (Diving Crossbody), Green Eyed Grab (Gut-Wrench Elevated Neckbreaker)
Finishers: Wheelbarrow Suplex, Give-It-All (Inverted Overdrive), Sleeper Hold
Refers To Fans As: The Envious, The Envious Ones, The Disenchanted, The Disenchanted Ones
Extras
Backstory: Elinor Herbert, the French-Canadian Jew who envies the people who grew up watching Stampede and older territories of wrestling and especially the wrestlers who worked in those promotions. She became Envy after telling Damien about her feelings and agreeing to let him train her on how to turn her envy into power.
Trivia: Nothing of note
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BOUNJOUR! I saw u posted smth saying you needed someone to talk to, and alas! I hath appeared!
Lets talk. Whatever you wanna talk about I'm down for whatevaaaa :p
just got home from soccer, hi.
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bounjour im here to collect pet tax bc my train ride is one big neurodivergent hell and i want to explode the whole world... that being said show opal
i hope everyone else on the train is telepormed away here is my beloved girl in a blurry photo i took upon accidentally waking her up
here is she waiting for the door to be opened for her. the door is open.
here is she sleeping on my legs/knees and purring at 9am while i read/play on my switch in bed
and heres a final bonus photo of a car my sister saw while walking jasper today
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I don't have any electricity at home it's likely that I won't be back until tomorrow but knowing that I'll have to take a cold shower in the dark just makes me think that Rook will appear out of nowhere next to my door saying "Bounjour"
#twisted wonderland#disney twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland crack#twst wonderland#twst rook#rook hunt
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