#born to be boring

[sweetdreamspootypie]

reasons to have shiney sun-catcher windchimes inside the house 1) shiney 2) rainbow lights 3) makes you feel a lot cooler when you completely ignore relatively strong earthquakes because you’re busy

#I was playing snake on brower #and doing my assignment #reasons to not live at sea level: long and strong requires a get gone #whereas my ass is sitting at the top of the hill in the luxury of a king's fortress baybee #also there are so many lovely views and lovely houses across the peninsula #but like FUCK am I gunna buy a house on the far side of the airport #when the big one comes (and the 100 year storms are getting more frequent) like hell am I gunna get stuck on the wrong side of that #no view is worth that #(actually it is - I could feel it actively lowering my blood pressure and releasing good brain feels) #(I just have an inherently risk averse mentality so that's the line I draw) #(I'll pay 1.5x as much for a shitty little apartment if it means having buffers from the End of Days #then I'll die by getting hit by a bus or some shit #like god intended #born to be boring #anyway #my life #my posts #not looking up from a focus and reflex game unless it throws me out of my chair

[marisatomay]

blah blah blah aging tumblr population etc etc if you are ever visiting a family that just had a baby, and you know that they have other small children, bring a little something for each of the other kids. it doesn’t have to be anything fancy but, even the most charitable, well-behaved child starts feeling left out and lonely after the nth visitor brings gifts and attention for their parents and new sibling and, either isn’t there for them at all or the only engage with them about their baby sibling, especially since their parents have probably been completely consumed with the new baby. make their day and they will remember that bit of kindness and attention from you forever.

#like i still remember when my brother was born my sister and i were bored shitless in the hospital and really lonely #because all of the attention was on our parents and nate #or if people did even say hi to us it was just to ask if we were excited about the baby #but when my aunt visited before even saying hi to my parents she came right up to emma and i and gave us each a beanie baby #she’s the eldest of four so like. she Understood. #and that meant so much to us skjfkdjdjkfdkdkdk #yes this happened in 2000 yes i still remember it what about it!!!!!!!

[hedgehog-moss]

I always underestimate how easy it can be to entertain a teenager. I have this preconception that small kids find everything fun even mundane stuff while teens are jaded and self-conscious and need elaborate or cool activities, but my teen cousins are visiting this week and when they arrived I was in the greenhouse having an issue with the filter in one of the tanks, so I asked them if they could catch all the fish from one tank and move them to the other tank, and they were delighted to be given little dip nets and sit on the edge of the tank to hunt fish for 20min. As I asked them to do it I was thinking, it’s like those duck-fishing fairground games from when they were toddlers, they’ll probably think it’s a bit cringe, and five minutes into it these jaded teenagers were like, hey it’s like duck fishing at the funfair when we were toddlers, I've missed it, it’s fun :D

#it's my mum who has preconceptions about teenagers actually and then her concerns rub off on me #i'm like [teen cousins] are visiting this week and she's all worried like what are you going to do with them so they're not bored? #are there any escape games in your region? #the answer is no. The only escape game around here is the one pampérigouste thinks she was born in #but i made them play go fish with real fish and they were enchanted #tomorrow we will go for a swim in the stream with poldine

[sturmdunkel]

yay my first orv fanart

#born out of realising the doodle of the hills was way too boring #initially i was going to do something with evangelion but then i struggled too much drawing the mechas so i moved on to the next best thing #anyway yeah it doesnt make any sense thematically but yknow it is what it is #orv #omniscent reader's viewpoint #secretive plotter #orv fanart #ecler art

[fortheturnstiles]

yaoi saturday

#david cronenberg #viggo mortensen #my friend juno and i made this one time like a year or so ago #we were bored and he turned to me and asked ‘do you know how to use imovie?’ #the answer was no not really but what do you need it for #and then this was born #please enjoy poorly edited david and viggo edit ❤️❤️ it came from the heart

[ophii]

can you guys tell im getting back into creepypasta after like... 4 years? anyways BEACH EPISODEE

#creepypasta #creepypasta fanart #smile dog #ben drowned #slenderman #slenderverse #clockwork #sally williams #eyeless jack #laughing jack #jane the killer #jeff the killer #nina the killer #hoodie #ticci toby #masky #idk i was bored #i thought itd be funny for them to go to the beach #and ben couldnt swim #then this drawing was born #ok bye #ophii draws things

[its-tortle]

i've tried to rewrite it, but i can't // it's the history, the history of man

#this is so very random and born out my being bored at work #but enjoy maybe??? #history of man #maisie peters #moodboard

[pnkrathian]

did I ever show u guys how small the actual wtf creature drawing is

#my hands are small and it was drawn on a sticky note lmaooo #the real reason it’s so depressed is because it was born in an office bc I got bored (and depressed) at work lol #wtf creature #depression creature

[gendertrickster]

guys i promise you don't need to make mid as fuck slightly gender-varied names for trans headcanons. transmasc jane can and would still be jane

#ado post #june unfortunately set a very deeply boring precedent. and june wasn't even born from that impulse!

[rainbowresurrection]

#idk I'm so bored at work lmao #yes perhaps my description is dramatic #STTMP #tmp #star trek #star trek the motion picture #k/s #the Premise #its an underdog film that didnt ask to be born so lets at least agree on that & relate

[fideidefenswhore]

How different our history could have proved had Henry married his mistress Mary – a county-loving girl with no pretentions of power and who delivered him a son out of wedlock.

my therapist: pgregified history is not real and it can't hurt you.

me: *slides this article across the table like a $1 bill*

#i think they mean country but agtgrqfvshjfs #pretensions?? WHO WROTE THISSJKADNFDSLF #the portrayal of mary as a woman that disdained court life and only desired 'simple living' #is A) really narratively boring and B) not in the least borne out by the evidence we have..... #backlash against feminism ftw ig #'wouldn't it just be so dreamy if the woman upon who we have projected having 'no ambition' became queen #and was rewarded for her docile self-abnegation and humility by the crown....wheee' #also this line of reasoning im just...? reasons it would have been better for mary boleyn to be queen > bessie blount? #what are they?

[ashrui-27]

i have no excuse

#ethoslab #ethoslab fanart #whenever im bored i just pick a prsk card to draw and etho consumed my mind tonight so this was born lol #hermitcraft fanart #???i guess? hes in there

[urproblematicfav-arsonk]

Me: my fav hazbin character is the one who drugs people into a fabricated "happiness" to better manipulate them into doing what they want and also openly sexually assaults people

Them: oh so u mean valentino-

Me:

#every day i think #why does no one talk about charlie drugging ppl and al assaulted vaggie multiple times lol #pilot radiobelle is mutual 'u can fix them but i can make them worse' #series radiobelle is just a boring redemption arc #WHERES MY CORRUPTION ARC VIV #pilot!charlie is such a unempathetic psycho i love her so much #series charlie: omg angel im so sorry!!! i rlly meant well and wanted to help!!!!!! #pilot charlie: *no firm sense of morality/is incredibly desensitized due to being born in hell* look im helping!! *drugs & kills 6 ppl* see #she straight up kills like multiple in that song its so funny #shes also more bothered by the crying babies then the cannibals #she literally offers the cannibals a arm on a plate but gets visibly pissed over children existing #she was truly made for alastor i swear #anyway #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel pilot #inside of every demon is a rainbow #vivziepop #charlie morningstar #charlie magne #hazbin hotel charlie #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor the radio demon #hazbin hotel valentino #radiobelle #charlastor

[strayklds]

#this poll is born purely out of the fact that i’m bored and also have good taste #shoutout to placebo that song is my lifeline but i ran out of room #polls

[wp100]

Choose your Khadgar

#warcraft #khadgar #i kinda like his tbc look but i think that's just the nostalgia speaking lol #he's had a few subtle model changes since WoD. and they have made him look better every time #he has *eyelashes* now. like my god the art team is incredible #they knock it out of the park every goddamn time #it does look like he has a smaller head tho. i saw someone point that out #or maybe it's just the perspective/depth of field. camera shit #ive been putting off postin this out of embarrassment but i dont care anymore #i am bored online and have been focusing on m+ lately #i miss posting about my faves on tumblr like this... used to be an everyday thing #or every week thing. now it's a rarity lol #also yeah that first pic is of khadgar in warcraft ii i think LMFAO #crazy how he actually looks sorta similar to how he looks now #crazy how much technology has changed since then... since before i was even born

[ravenmoodle]

More DnD race designs for my world- this time it's the little guys

#my art #gnome #goblin #halfling #dwarf #Dnd #dungeons and dragons #redesign #race varients #technically in my world dwarves are 'trolls'- which are born of stone #Brownies #i decided gnomes where boring and also the cannon height it wrong and too tall. #so i made them into like.. bigger versions of brownies. where they're known to steal and craft things at night ahah #character design #monster design #artists on tumblr