#bimbo rambling

[bigfatbimbo]

I heard ✨fluffy Vox thoughts✨ and I’m here to deliver

Okay so we all know cuddling Vox is difficult sometimes with his big ass head. Difficult but not impossible because this man loves to hold you.

Makes him feel manly (even tho we’ve established he’s a needy bitch boy but let the man have his moment) that he’s the one holding and protecting you from whatever reason has you clinging to him

So whenever he gets the chance, especially when he sees you’ve been having harder time lately, he gets this kind a smug look on his face as he and opens his arms for you, because yay now he gets to hold you and make you feel like the small vulnerable one for once

(Doms deserve to be babied too!!)

He does baby talk you, mostly to tease because he’s stroking his ego a bit because he’s feeling like the caretaker/provider/whatever

Up to you either you make him swallow his words later 👀

~~~~~~~~~

Vox was working mindlessly in his monitor room, honestly growing bored and irritated with the days work load that seemed never endingly tedious. However, his concentration is broken when he hears the elevator dinging open behind him, to which he sighs in annoyance.

“I’m busy, so whoever it is, go away.” Vox was quick to dismiss without even looking over his shoulder.

At that you immediately roll your eyes. Dealing with your boyfriend’s bs after the week you’ve been having is not what you came down here for.

“Vox.” You say, your tone low with a warning that he already knew. Watch your attitude.

He tenses for a second, after realizing it was you and he turns to look over his shoulder. He plasters on that tv host grin of his as he turns his chair to you fully, deciding to use you as an excuse to take a break for his mind numbing work for five minutes.

“Oh my apologies my dear, I didn’t realize it was you. Heh you know how things are. Busy busy busy.” He feigns for an excuse.

You simply rolls your eyes as you approach him, your exhaustion and stress showing on your face, “Yeah tell me about it.”

He arches a brow at you. Weird. He was have expecting you to tell him to fix his attitude or you’d fix it for him, or something if that nature. But your whole energy was off. And the closer you got to him, the more he noticed the crease in your brow and the tires look in your eyes. Aw shit…he knew that look.

He sighs wearily and that tv persona drops for a moment, as he sits himself up in his chair and gestures for you to sit in his lap.

“C’mon. You can hide out in here.” He says as if he was doing you a favor but in reality he just knew better. You got the same way he did when you needed a recharge from a hellish week. Cuddly.

A small smile pulls on your lips and you don’t hesitate to get in his lap, tucking your head under his screen and resting agaisnt his body.

Vox looks down at you for a moment as he runs his chair back to his monitors and as his eyes linger in your face for a moment, watching you melt into him, he couldn’t help but smile a little more genuinely. (And he definitely took a screenshot)

“Hmp..just don’t move around okay? I still have to work.” He chuffs out, only to have you smirk a little agaisnt his chest.

“Mm last I checked you were the squirmy one between the two of us Vox. Or so I need to remind you later.”

You could hear his fans kick on a little harder as he grumbles under his breath, “…fuck you.”

“Later.” You chuckled, nuzzling your head into the crook of his neck, “I’m resting.”

awwwwwwsshshsh this is really cute!! 😭🫶 you spoil me oh my god the little drabble at the end was adorable. This was very in character too because it would definitely be a manliness thing, lowkey. But the baby talk is actually cute, I don’t even care. Like that’s so silly and he so would, like I cannot get over that idea it’s so cute. You’re a very good writer by the way, you should consider making fics. Anyways, thanks babes this absolutely cheered me up oh my god!

Side note “(Doms deserve to be babied too!!)” Very important information, no one forget this!! ☝️🤨

#hazbin hotel x reader #vox x reader #vox fluff #bimbo rambling

[bimbosanddolls]

Okay I’m ngl, I wrote something yesterday that I kinda think is really hot that I’m gonna post once I have a chance to proofread it. There’s like zero sex or transformations or anything, but I still think its really sexy. I just hope you all like it.

#kiki says #bimbo rambling #please love me and tell me im good

[tojisun]

n just (this is still about bimbo reader btw) when people find out you’re dating simon, it’s never “how’d you bag him?” it’s always “how’d he bag you, pretty?” because you’re too pretty and bubbly and just overall such a sunshine while simon’s… frowny.

then they see just how devoted he is for you and go “ohh.”

#sun rambles #bimbo reader u are so precious to me #simon ghost riley x reader #bimbo!reader

[drewsbebe]

He’s so big and Handsome

I need him badddd

[brittmouse-spirals]

fuck fuck fucki got in my room and started rubbing my lovely thriving cunt first thing and not 30 minutes later I'm moaning and throbbing and so fucking desperate for cock

please please please fuck my stupid bimbo face I'm not a person I'm porn I'm not free I'm a fuckdoll fuckdoll I'm better as a fuckdoll fuckdoll fuckdoll I'm nothing but a fuckdoll

I wanna be spat on and choked and degraded, I want women to be misogynistic to me, I want my greedy wet superior cunt to betray me for pleasure, I'm an inferior toy please treat me like it

my cunt controls me

my cunt owns me

I am a puppet for my cunt

I have no control

#brainwashing #bimbo brainwashing #bimbo ramblings #edge slvt #im inferior #good girls make more good girls #dumb wh0re #trans nsft #attention wh0r3 #pink makes me sink #i i need to rub and edge myself stupid

[bloody-soda]

me whenever new skimpy cc for masc framed sims appears:

#i was waiting since 2018 #bless you besties #i literally scream whenever i see some new cute dress or shorts for masc frame #i was posting mostly fem framed sims in past because i didn't had cute clothes to put my masc frame in.. but THEY FINALLY GETTING THEM #they be wearing them while bimbo doll plays in the background #thank you. #rambles #nonsims

[namecantbeblank]

which friend are you ft theory bros 🥰

#qsmp #qsmp meme #qsmp forever #forever player #badboyhalo #badboyhalo qsmp #foolish qsmp #foolish gamers #cellbit #qsmp cellbit #maxo qsmp #agente maxo #fitmc #qsmp fitmc #qsmp cucurucho #qsmp osito bimbo #theory bros #blank rambles

[spinningblueberry]

Rewatching the vod of Fit and Cellbit breaking into the federation offices, I've noticed something interesting.

Cucurucho doesn't talk verbally to federation employees.

If I remember correctly, it never talked to the Cucurucho workers or the IV stand. It only spoke minimally to Elquackity. (two lines after they exited the offices and players started approaching) When it caught Cellbit and Fit it only spoke in books to Cellbit, until it saw Fit and then started to use it's voice lines again.

It only uses the voice lines when island residents are present.

#not sure what it means #but it might be something #qsmp #cucurucho #cellbit #elquackity #osito bimbo #mcyt #qsmp theory #rambles

[sublimetragedychopshop]

Hot take!!! Sweet yandere x dangerous darling!

Yanderes that pretend to be tougher than they actually are, just because they are so obsessed with their darling that they feel the need to protect their “helpless” love. In actuality the darling is more dangerous than the yandere! Poor yandere follows their darling home to “protect” them when if the chance did come darling would just beat that persons ass. No room for swooping in and saving them.

Yanderes that defend your name with everything in their being even if the other person is 10x bigger. Determined to protect their darling in any way! Of course the person won’t do anything because the cold dead look your giving them behind yan sends chills down their spine. You might even flash some type of weapon in their direction- DARING them to lay a hand on your yandere! Their best bet would be just to leave and yan would turn around to you proud face on as they talk about how “no one talks that way about you, darling!” AND YOU JUST MELT! This person thinks they are protecting you when in reality it’s the other way around~

This works especially well with cutesy/innocent yanderes! The type that don’t really kill the people that are a nuisance to their darling but at the same time always put their darling behind them around danger. If their jealous? They’ll just whine and cry about how you must like this person more than them. If someone is flirting with you, they will get in their face and use veiled threats so that person leaves you alone. In reality it’s very cute seeing them get so worked up but you can’t let them know that you wouldn’t THINK about being with someone else. Not when their SO devoted to keep you with them. (Tho your more there of your free will since your stronger than yan)

Strong darlings that act like a helpless thing to chalk up yans pride at how they can “protect” their darling but eventually have to step in when something way over yans head happens. Your yandere walks you home in a bad area and is about to get mugged, your yandere can take care of this person and fights them for your safety! Until the mugger busts out a knife and suddenly you have to kick this person away from your dumb partner. Just loving a dumbass things ❤️

#yandere #yandere shitpost #yandere x you #yandere imagine #yandere x reader #yandere imagines #yandere ramblings #yandere scenarios #yandere x willing reader #yande.re #dumbass yanderes #Himbo and bimbo yans have my SOUL

[bigfatbimbo]

FLUFFY VOX THOUGHTS COMING UR WAY!!??

he exclusively wears satin pajamas. i don't even know why i believe thsi but i just know im right. either that or he just sleeps in boxers easy access and is very clingy when he sleeps w u. vox is always complaining that he's too cold as an excuse to snuggle, even tho he knows you'd say yes if he asked but he doesn't want to bruise his ego

while i dont think he needs to sleep much, i do think vox needs to sleep (charge???) occasionally and im thinking ab how his partner is probably the only person he trusts enough to let them see his sleeping form. he can not STAND vulnerability and would rather die than let anyone else know he has any weaknesses, but when it comes to you? well, he's more than happy to lay down w u after a long day and just hold you close. he's also ok with being both the big and little spoon!

gosh theres sm sleeping hcs

HES ABSOLUTELY THE TYPE TO DANCE W U IN THE KITCHEN!!!!! vox would be v corny about it too, in the privacy of ur own home he would just love twirling you about to some old tune from the 60's. this especially applies to housewife!vox

he really likes matching outfits w u, especially for fancy events!!!! vox would absolutely ADORE couples outfits don't even try to deny it. if u two aren't the most glamorous couple at any social gathering then you CLEARLY aren't trying hard enough

vox loves ur laugh, and will wake you up by ticking you just so he gets to hear your giggles in the morning! he'd never admit it tho, he claims its just to "be annoying"

HOPE U ENJOYYYYYY!!!!!! I SENT IN ANOTHER ASK AB THE VEES A LITTLE WHILE AGO I BELIEVE BUT IDK IF IT WENT THROUGH AKDNDDJ MY TUMBLRS BEEN BEING A LITTLE SILLY LATELY I THINK IM SHADOWBANNED OR SUM BC ALL MY POSTS HAVE BEEN FLOPPING AND ALL THAT JAZZ💀

AHSGGSGZG rose your fluff headcanons literally make me ascend like i’m dead right now and this makes me so 🤭🤭 I have 0% brain power so lemme just breeze through my thoughts: The Vox being ‘too cold’ thing is so real like bffr little man just say you want to be held, also he either wears expensive incredibly comfortable breathy satin pajamas WITH THE SLEEPING CAP or those cartoony boxers with the hearts (either way Vox, your old man is showing), he absolutely does the dancing in the kitchen thing that’s so him oh my god, especially with the housewife Vox thing and when he does it it’s COMPLETELY unprompted and yes it does pull you away from every task you were doing, the last thing is just cute though like ☹️ that’s so adorable.

#hazbin hotel x reader #vox x reader #vox fluff #bimbo rambling

[xbimbogutzzx]

Some draw Jacob Alden in this for... science

#Lurking for love #jacob alden #come on #IT FITS HIM PERFECTLY #boi got a phatty in both areas #bimbo rambles

[drewsbebe]

can u do one where the reader asks rafe for smth he has already said no to right when he climaxes? like she’s on top and js tryna get the bag she rlly wanted or smth 💀

𐙚 ₊ ⊹ ♡

You had been eyeing that new baby pink Birkin bag for weeks, dropping not-so-subtle hints to Rafe about how much you wanted it. But each time you brought it up, he would simply shake his head and say no. not because he couldn’t afford it, he just didn’t want to waste his money on something he knew you weren’t even going to use.

One night, as you were entangled in a passionate embrace, you found yourself on top, riding him with as much force as possible. As your bodies moved in sync, you couldn't help but feel a surge of desire for the coveted bag.

"Rafe," you panted, your voice barely above a whisper. "Can I have the Birkin bag now?"

He groaned in pleasure, his grip on you tightening. And in that moment of pure ecstasy, he found himself unable to resist your request any longer.

"Yes," he gasped, his voice strained with pleasure. "Yes, you can have it." And with that simple affirmation, he gave her not only the bag she desired, but also a memory of a climax that would forever be etched in their minds.

I tried with this one it’s 4 am and I need to sleep so sorry for any spelling mistakes 💋

#im just a girl #slayyyyy #drew starkey #rafe obx #dark rafe cameron #drew starkey smut #rafe cameron x you #drew starkey x reader #rafe #obx fic #outer banks rafe #rafe x you #rafe fanfiction #rafe imagine #rafe fic #rafe cameron #rafe smut #rafe x reader #rambles #rafe cameron smut #rafe outer banks #rafe cameron x reader #outerbanks rafe #rafe x bimbo reader #drewstarkeyslutmetfout #drewstarkey #smut #my works 𝜗𝜚

[thekingofcrochet]

I just love when men are dumb

it’s okay baby, i’ll do all the thinking you just sit there and look pretty~

#kingly rambles #i’m in a mood #shout out to the male bimbos

[tojisun]

im this 🤏🏼 close to closing all my school tabs and writing a bimbo reader x simon fic bc it stays in my mind rent free

#‘​‘simon would never-’’ BIMBO READER IS WALKING HIM LIKE A DOG XP #sun rambles

[namecantbeblank]

I love that Skeppy is canon in QSMP lore despite literally not being a part of it. 😭 I've seen people who haven't watched Bad and Skeppy interact who are so incredibly confused by their dynamic.

"Are they boyfriends? Are they besties? Is Skeppy even real? Is Skeppy Dappers other parent? Bad refers to Skeppy like there's multiple of him, so what the hell is a Skeppy?" And they'll never have the experience of the community exploding when they finally met up

Bad made a Skeppy statue. Richarlyson drew Bad, Skeppy and Dapper together. Bad canonically let's Roier get away with things because he reminds him of Skeppy. He alludes to not being single in reference to Skeppy. Bad was going to ask Osito to bring Skeppy to the island. In every damn Minecraft server Bad forcibly canonizes his dumbass blue boyfriend.

Anyone who didn't know much of Skeppy before QSMP, what did you think he was?

#qsmp #skeppy #badboyhalo qsmp #badboyhalo #qsmp badboyhalo #q!badboyhalo #dapper qsmp #q!dapper #skephalo #roier #iroier #roier qsmp #qsmp osito bimbo #qsmp cucurucho #blank rambles

[redmaple-goblin]

Ok but on a real note jaiden def escaped the federation and got her memories erased. Like the blue bird nickname is so similar to like an experiment name . Cucuruchos favoritism? Trying to win her back over! They lost her and they are STEPS away from having her back. But they know shes too cared about and loved by the islanders to be too drastic.

#idk just rambling #yall can ignore this #qsmp #qsmp jaiden #qsmp federation #qsmp cucorucho #qsmp cucurucho #qsmp osito bimbo #blue bird mission