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slam-and-bam · 2 months

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This is a Big E Langston appreciation post

I love this silly dude sm, I want to hug him so bad

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ur-local-anxious-fiend · 4 months

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not me still wishing that it was Big E lmao

#wwe #wwe liveblog #wwe lb #the rock #dwayne johnson #big e wwe #shut up i miss him

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zevfern · 1 year

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The cast of Fire Emblem 3 Houses as Pro Wrestlers: The Blue Lions

Ah, the Blue Lions class. My first route playing this game. A fascinating lot, especially since I used to really dislike some of the members of the house until I saw their interactions with other classes.

Dedue Molinaro: loyal friends and gentle giants with hearts of gold aren't very common in pro wrestling, so we're gonna go with a smaller (in size, not heart) pick: Big E. Dedue could use some Power of Positivity in his life, Goddess knows how he deals with Dimitri and the rest of the Lions.

Felix Hugo Fraldarius: the man who in my opinion is the likeliest to defect from the Faerghus Four to join Adrestria is best represented by the man who stabbed his Shield brothers in the back and joined the Authority: Seth "Freaking" Rollins. Burn it down, Felix.

(And much like Seth Rollins later on, Felix also proves to be a great hero/babyface in his original house's route or in the VW/SS routes. I can't help liking Felix or Seth, be they at their best or worst.)

Sylvain José Gautier: being Fodlan's resident titty master, it only makes sense for Sylvain to be the third Shield member: Dean Ambrose. And yes, he's also Jon Moxley. Bleeding half to death every fight is only going to make him more attractive to Renee Ingrid.

(Why yes, Sylvain does hate Claude (by God) von Riegan. How could you tell that was my headcanon?)

Ingrid Brandl Galatea: just having her be Renee Young/Paquette would be a cop out, so here's an alternative suggestion: why not Taya Valkyrie? Yes, the 3H class pun is completely intentional.

Ashe Ubert: a big knight nerd who just wants to help his friends, his friendship with Dedue matches him perfectly with Xavier Woods. If Ashe won the White Heron Cup, would he be King Ashe? Some food for thought.

Annette Fantine Dominic: a cheerful friendly redhead who's very passionate and headstrong? Seems to me that Annette's the Man. Much like Becky Lynch, Annette is an underdog in a world out to crush her spirit, and just like Lynch, Annette comes out on top.

(While my pro wrestler picks for Felix and Annette would suggest I'm a secret Felannie shipper, my loyalty lies with different pairings for those two in universe. Now, in a pro wrestling themed AU? I'm all for it!)

Mercedes von Martritz: the sweetest woman in all of Fodlan, it stands to reason her wrestling equivalent would be similar to her in nature. Allie is one of the nicest women in wrestling both in and out of kayfabe, but she's got a sadistic side that comes out when she dons her Bunny persona, akin to Mercedes' brother Emile the Death Knight.

Up next: AEW the Golden Deer.