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blizzardbeaches · 1 year

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girlslikegirls-thoughts · 7 years

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Wynonna Earp 1x01 Best One Liners

That bathroom is a crime against humanity. Trust me, put down the coffee

Let go of her we're armed.... poorly.

Welcome home, Wynonna (talking to herself)

Listen, I know Purgatory's country and all, but is that legal to bury your husband in the garden?

Two stints in juvie, a summer riding with the Banditos, and I'm still trying wanted for questioning in the Bleaker case. My relationship with law is enforcement es un poco complicated.

Listen, you washed-up rodeo clown.

Waverly: Why don't you slip into something more comfortable. Like a coma!

Worst birthday ever!

I wasn't gonna "do" anyone, least of all that man-child.

If my parole officer's asking, then no.

Am I being charged with something? Cause trust me, having to ride the bus is punishment enough.

Waverly was right. We need that gun. And I'm talking to a truck. - No this well dried up a long time ago. Much like my tolerance for stalkers.

I don't do authority, alright? These days, I barely do sober.

We both know you're one grope away from a heart t attack. Best stick to internet porn and the certainty of dying alone, don't you think?

Let me guess. Wyatt Earp fan? Came to see the place where he drank? You know what? Let you freak flag fly free.

(Waverly about to be hung/choke to death) Hanging in there?

(Stool holding Waverly kicked down and Wynonna runs to hold her up) Deep breaths, baby girl!

You wanna know how batshit I am? Nobody shoots my family, but me.

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dystopiancomicart · 3 years

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realmoonmagic · 5 years

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Try

My new Recipe, They are called the Shut the Fucupcakes!

#Comedy #funny quotes #Amazinglines #Oneliners #bestoneliners

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gmoexxx · 7 years

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Better Late Than Never, "REST EASY CHARLIE MURPHY" #FunnyDude #BestOneLiners "Don't Let Your Alligator Mouth Get Your Tweety Bird Ass Kicked"<Mo Betta Blues> (Spike Lee: 'kiss my ass twice' ) "Kiss Ya Ass Twice Huh....How Bout I Kick You In Your Flat Back Once"<Mo Betta Blues> "What You Waiting On Man, Get Ya Fat Ass Outta Here Before I Cut Some Bacon Off Ya Back" <The Mad Real World-Chapelle Show>

#bestoneliners #funnydude

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aeeccims-blog · 7 years

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classicallykelly · 11 years

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Classically clever

Tina (over-enthusiastically): Hey Justine, did you see Tony Coles netted 60 mil off Onyx's sale to Amgen? That's crazy! What would you do with 60 mil? Cure cancer? Justine: No, too complicated. I'd focus in on one strain or illness and eradicate that. Tina: Like what, malaria? Justine (poker faced): Restless leg syndrome. Fits of giggles...

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dystopiancomicart · 3 years

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dystopiancomicart · 3 years

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dystopiancomicart · 3 years

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dystopiancomicart · 3 years

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Although they can bit a bit up and down... 👍🏻 Please like and share!👍🏻 Follow @memeanticsjokes for daily jokes, puns & groaners! Check out our shop for hilarious t-shirts and more! Illustrated jokes for the lols! memeantics.com #comedy #funnyjokes #jokesdaily #dailyjokes #relatablejokes #dadjokeoftheday #punnyjokes #funnyjokes #joking #lol #humor #humour #puns #pun #punsfordays #dadjoke #badjokes #meming #bestjokes #mememaker #punny #jokesfordays #badpuns #originalmemes #badpun #dadjokes #dadjokesfordays #dadjokesdaily #bestoneliners #oneliners https://www.instagram.com/p/CQ-XkvXKGjr/?utm_medium=tumblr

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dystopiancomicart · 3 years

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dystopiancomicart · 3 years

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Today I learnt that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey! 👍🏻 Please like and share!👍🏻 Follow @memeanticsjokes for daily jokes, puns & groaners! Check out our shop for hilarious t-shirts and more! Illustrated jokes for the lols! memeantics.com #comedy #funnyjokes #jokesdaily #dailyjokes #relatablejokes #dadjokeoftheday #punnyjokes #funnyjokes #joking #lol #humor #humour #puns #pun #punsfordays #dadjoke #badjokes #meming #bestjokes #mememaker #punny #jokesfordays #badpuns #originalmemes #badpun #dadjokes #dadjokesfordays #dadjokesdaily #bestoneliners #oneliners https://www.instagram.com/p/CQiGF-Etg9w/?utm_medium=tumblr

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dystopiancomicart · 3 years

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dystopiancomicart · 3 years

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dystopiancomicart · 3 years

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