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"Jesus walks on water, Michael Jackson moonwalks, Rittz walks on air, and people walk all over me.."
Hahahaha.. we are not the same - Lame joke Dujour - eUë
#lame joke dujour#jesus#walking on water#michael jackson#moonwalk#moonwalker#rittz#walking on air#walk all over me#doormat#dumb jokes#good jokes#bad jokes#lame jokes#clean jokes#short jokes#jokesfordays#jokes#joke#funny#funny quotes#funny humor#college humor#nerd humor#humor#music#truth#hilarious#disrespect#truth quotes
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Nah fam. Just nah
#jamaica#jamaican#caribbean#caribbean man#caribbean men#black#black men#black man#wtf#lol wtf#lol#comedy#jokesfordays#jokes#come get her#what's wrong with y'all
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I love it when I hear a hilarious joke that catches me off guard only to realize I was the one that said it.
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Okayy so I was making up random rhymes in the shower and came up with this:
One thought murder a day
Should keep the doctor away
But only keeps anxiety at bay
'Tis the art of delay
#anxeity#funnytumblr#jokesfordays#random#rhyme#hey that rhymes#dark humor#thoughts in my head#eh whatever
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Joyful laughs are known to support your heart health, so the following joke will come in handy. It’s called “Ever Since We Got Married.”
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People got jokes on top of jokes today.
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And I’m still drinking Fanta 🤣
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Walmart's wall decor is incredible, just ordered
#deli labels#stickers#deli meat#memes#Walmart#wall decor#cheese#beef#interior design#design memes#decorations#seasonal decor#tis the season#jokesfordays#wall art#Got it at Walmart
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Something else the English like to joke about is doctor jokes:“I went to the doctor the other day and said: ‘Have you got anything for wind?’ So he gave me a kite.”
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Well, it's hump day and you know what that means.. pics of asses!! Seriously, do these pants make my ass look big?!?
Hahahaha.. well everyone else is posting pics of their asses - Lame joke Dujour - eUë
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Visual representation of C8H10N4O2 holding Iced C2H6O . . . . . If you got that #sciencebitch #molecularformula #chemistrymemes #jokesfordays (at Trinidad and Tobago) https://www.instagram.com/p/CeRiuQLuQHb/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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I almost died watching this.....
#Funny#Humor#Comedy#Laugh#Hilarious#Entertainment#Viral#LOL#Jokes#Smile#Fun#Giggles#ROFL#Cute#Prank#Funnymoments#Amusing#Jokesfordays#Laughter#Silly
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Stay connected like never before with these smart devices
#meme #memes #memes😂 #memelord #memepage #memesfunny #memeaccount #jokes #jokesfordays #jokesdaily #jokesoftheday #JOKESCHALLENGE #bestdeals #electronics #smartphones #vertexonindia #onlineshopping
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The Genius of Steven Wright:
1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.
3 - Half the people you know are below average.
4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.
9 - All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.
10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend, ..... But she left me before we met.
12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark?
13 - How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
16 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
18 - Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.
19 - I intend to live forever ... So far, so good.
20 - If Barbie is so popu, why do you have to buy her friends?
21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name
25 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
27 - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
30 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
31 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
32 - The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
33 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.
34 - If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
35 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work
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Next month. Everyday. Will be a- a..
MAY DAY
#may day jokes#lol#i think its funnier in my head#may day may day may day!#just gonna drop this here and run away#jokesfordays#may
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