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fluxweeed · 1 year

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10 first lines

share the first lines of ten of your most recent fanfics / wips

hi @teeteringpileofunusednotebooks and @nv-md! tysm for the tag + i’m sorry i’m so late!! mari – i’m ridic excited for your stupid number of WIPs – also i feel like you’ve started writing at least? two more? since you posted your version? i’m laughing, but with love. ali – your lines are all so perfect and make me miss ur writing so much! nv-md binge incoming!!!

the last time i did this was exactly 10 published fics ago, so this is actually perfect timing! last time i also completely ignored the rules and talked in-depth about each line, and u kno what? tumblr is about the only place i feel comfortable being stupidly self-indulgent, so here we are again lmao 🙈

in reverse chronological order:

1. For Lack of Wanting (8.4k, E, unrequited drarry)

I was obsessed with him, you know.

(this line and also the entire first section is so tell-y but tbh i purposefully didn’t care. i just wanted to write some fucked-up unrequited roleplay sex, you know? sometimes you have to forget about writing good and just treat urself)

2. Still the pine-woods scent the moon (15.5k, E, remus/harry)

It seems like a reasonable idea, at first.

(so this fic actually started off as a sirius/harry after i went on a huge @lqtraintracks bender one weekend [and if u haven’t already, stop what ur doing and go inhale all 19 lqt sirius/harry fics immediately]. then i realised there was nothing i could really add to a sirius/harry fic that hadn’t been done already - but i came across this art and it lodged itself into my brain forever. it’s just the vibes, u know?? how soft remus looks but also the way he’s looking right at the camera?? that man is in CONTROL. so anyway then obv i needed to find a way to get him into grimmauld place so he could walk in on draco fucking harry in the arse. thus: first line.)

3. Ferrety Little Mouths and How to Snog with Them (5k, T/M, soft drarry kissing)

“And she lost her shit, can you believe it?”

(can’t rly take credit for this one; this whole section with draco talking about his ex is almost word-for-word a convo i had with a friend about their ex and their friend who was weird about it. not quite sure the phrase “she lost her shit” was used, but that was def the vibe.)

4. Two to Lie and One to Listen (85k, E, drarry fake relationship [sort of])

She’d got another letter from the Ministry that morning. It was from the Muggle Liaison Office this time.

(god, this fic. in the very first draft, hermione was the legit villain: the sort of friend who is well-meaning and loudly supportive, but is lowkey bigoted and doesn’t think that queer relationships are as meaningful as straight ones. then before the first big rewrite i started thinking more about her motivations and had the idea of making her trans – both to give her a non-bigot reason for agreeing to help draco hide his sexuality and not tell harry about it [it’s all about the trauma, folks!!], but also as a nice little fuck-you to jkr. so then she needed more of her own storyline, bc it felt like a bit of a cop-out to be like “hey this character is trans i swear! anyway let’s mostly ignore her and have her get in the way of the main pairing” [which, honestly, is still sort of the vibe of the fic], so she got her big Let’s Change The World Campaign.

the first version of this prologue was from draco POV; the second version was hermione POV but she was sooo mean and angry; this one is the third attempt. i wanted to show her desperate attempts at making any kind of change, anywhere at all, so it’s a bit more plausible that when she runs into draco malfoy, she’s like “ok yeah sure let’s pretend to be boyfriendgirlfriend!” lol. also does it bother anyone else that there are three different tenses in this one line? everything about this fic makes me sick lmfao)

5. Per my last letter (I hope you choke on it) (10k, T, epistolary author!harry/publishing-grunt!draco)

CURRICULUM VITAE: Draco L. Malfoy

(can’t remember whose idea it was to start with a cv? it seems like the sort of lazy backstory shortcut i would do, lmao, unless it was actually @lastontheboat’s idea, in which case it was a genius move to introduce draco’s work struggle and set the tone for his journey thru the rest of the fic)

6. An Auror Error (1k, T, stupid drarry auror fic written in tongue-twisters)

Harry shivered under Malfoy’s stern glare.

(1. wanted it to be left a bit ambiguous what harry’s actually feeling here [reality: he’s shivering bc he thinks draco is sexy when he glares, but also he could be scared bc he’s being interrogated?] 2. playing around a little bit with the s/sh sounds. easing into the nonsense to come.)

7. Eight o’clock, tomorrow evening (11.5k, E, drarry legilimency sex)

It was seven fifty-five, and Draco’s stomach churned.

(listen, i thought i was doing something with the title being a line from the end of The Four Doors, which this fic is a lil sequel to. this first line was (a) tying that together even more and also (b) establishing the POV switch from harry POV in 4D)

8. The Taste of Țuică (15k, E, ron/harry/draco)

Mum always says my problem is that I care too much. I think that’s nonsense, honestly—one of those meaningless things mums say to make you feel better about overreacting to stupid shit. But I can’t deny that I care about my friends. I mean, really care about them. You know?

(i’m including the whole first line here instead of just the sentence bc i was trying to do sooo much here, lmao. first, i wanted to really ground this fic in ron POV, and the weasleys are so very Family [u know??], so i wanted to get that in asap. i also wanted to get in ron’s maybe-demisexuality in there – i love love LOVE getting characters to explicitly state something about themselves while also simultaneously not realising it at all [seriously i do this all the time, promptly forget about this if ever u plan to read one of my fics bc it will be all u can see now haha] and this absolutely an example of that. poor old ron is going “hey i love my friends soooo much, i love hermione, and also i love harry, i just love them both SO MUCH. wait why tf did i kiss harry that one time???” what a chump.)

9. Belatedly Consummated (4k, E, drarry post-arranged marriage fuck)

The problem is: Harry can’t stop touching Draco.

(idk man i just really liked the thought of these two idiots having to cohabit and try to remain platonic while they get a magical boner every time they touch each other ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ this one also gave me a chance to do another thing i rly like to do, which is take the first line and make it the last line, except the last line is somehow Resolved. last lines are fuckin HARD, i use this trick all the time, pls also forget this one before reading any of my fics, ty)

10. Show them the night that they dreamed about before (6.5k, E, percy/harry/draco)

Draco’s first thought is, Huh, Potter’s here again.

His second thought is, What is he doing, bent over the desk like that?

His third thought is, Oh. Weasley is fucking him.

(i think this was the first thing i wrote for this fic and i lowkey still love it. i think it’s maybe a bit confusing? clunky? i feel like one of my beta’s didn’t like it? but it makes me laugh and also i enjoy the mental image of percy going to town on harry and draco standing there experiencing a whole-ass face journey while otherwise completely motionless, so.)

BONUS WIPS:

1. 10k/15kish written, E, silly drarry vagina fic

As soon as Harry wakes up, he knows that Something is Not Right.

(i feel like this might stay the same in the final version? this wip is about 5 years old lmao but i’ve been playing with this beginning section a bit recently. have made it 100% sillier and imo it’s improved it so much. still not sure i’ll ever finish it.)

2. 27k/50kish written, M, drarry polyjuice clubfic

In general, Harry is grateful for Hermione’s efforts to keep him alive.

(i strongly suspect i’m going to rewrite this entire first scene once i actually finish the fic and realise there are secret themes that currently elude me. atm it works as a way of getting them to where they need to be [on a brisk morning walk!] and also as a joke later on in the fic, but there’s nothing else really going on with it.)

god i’m so sorry for hijacking a simple tag game to talk about myself at such obnoxious length ;_; hope it encourages more writers to talk about their processes tho, i need more fic writing meta content now galla’s bonus podfic episodes are offline. tag me if u do this / come across this pls!!! love u ❤️

#ali idk why i can't tag u properly this happens all the time i'm so sorry ;_;#if you've blocked me but also tag me in things occasionally that's such a power move and i respect it #fair warning to anyone tempted to click the read more button: this post is 1.5k words long #be kind to urself and keep scrolling x #my fic #tag game

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seongminiz · 9 months

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camboy!taeyoung thoughts !!

minors dni ; camboy roommate!taeyoung x afab!reader ; word count: ~770

warnings : not very detailed smut ; masturbation ; dont know how but this mighttt count as dubcon since both taeyoung n reader r doing everything behind each others back ? ; kind of exhibitionism idk ; i overuse the („• ᴗ •„) emoticon bc im insane

based on that one taeyoung video , might be- no its definitely all over the place , not proof read , was supposed to post this last night but i fell asleep , pls guys dont make fun of me idk how long i can still pull the autistic aroace lesbian card to defend myself from the shitty writer allegations , im very sleepy rn :3 , might post a part 2 if anyone is interested bc im not done with the thoughts („• ᴗ •„)

camboy taeyo- GETS RAN OVER BY A TRAIN

my god my god my god

he'd sometimes use fleshlights n stuff like that but nothinggg would beat when hes fucking his hand n cums all over his toned abs („• ᴗ •„) n he'd tease his audience sooo much ! being all cocky n mostly in a dom mood ,, but the most fun streams of his r the ones where hes more subby :( begging n whining n trying sooo hard not to come too early bc being this vulnerable in front of an audience makes him more sensitive n turned on •v• camboy tyoungie i fucking love u thats it

and and and and

roommate!taeyoung who also works as a camboy to have some extra money to spend on himself . u dont know abt it , u just assume hes rlly loud n horny all the time - which, hey, u cant rlly blame him for it - but u do question if hes that loud bc he wants u to hear him ,, if only u knew how ur guess isn't that far fetched , taeyoung having to keep himself from moaning ur name everytime he streams, touching himself to the thought of u - on top of him or under him , anywhere , he doesn't care , just thinking abt u is enough . and if only he knew how u took an habit of touching urself at the same time, ur bed being conveniently against the wall confining with his room .. u dont even worry abt taeyoung hearing u , you pride yourself in being on the quieter side - you really aren't and taeyoung anxiously checks if his mic is picking up on ur sounds every single time he hears u . until one eventful day - while taeyoung is out at the gym or something - u realize oh shit , u r unbelievably horny n ur personal jerk off material isn't home ,, u r so desperate , nothing you find on twitter or even those shitty porn sites seems to do the job , it's almost like you've conditioned yourself to only feel good bc of taeyoung </3 at some point , doom scrolling ur twitter tl u come across an account u follow promoting their ,, streaming channel on some obscure website that sounds like a scam . no its definitely a scam . you've never had that much of an interest in this kind of content , but you figure at this point u could try anything to get rid of how unbearably horny u r . again, nothing of what you're seeing piques your interest, until u see the thumbnail of a specific vod from a few days prior. despite being darker, you can still realize the room looks eerily similar to yours - to taeyoung's. u shake ur head, giving yourself a few slaps for good measure and whispering to yourself to 'fucking snap out of it', there's no way you're so down bad for ur roommate u r starting to imagine him as one of these camboys. no way. but u still cant fight the urge to click on the video, maybe the resemblance to taeyoung is what can get u to finally feel good . you hurriedly put your oh so beloved noise canceling headphones on and turn the volume up. that's when your heart sinks and u freeze, hand stopping halfway inside your shorts bc holy shit that sounds a little too much like taeyoung, n u r now a hundred percent sure u saw those same bedsheets in his room four days ago - coincidentally the same day this was streamed, and yes thats his shirt, the one that always drives u insane bc he looks a little too good in it .... before u know it , you're on ur third vod of his , basically binge watching all of his past streams and on the verge of tears with how much you've been overstimulating yourself . you're so lost in it u dont realize taeyoung has come back home around the midst of 2nd video or so , and knows exactly what ur up to when he hears u moaning his name . poor boy is fighting the urge to just burst into your room , telling himself it wouldn't be morally right to do so - as if jerking off to the thought of his roommate while streaming or standing right by their door as he starts to slowly palm himself over his pants while listening to you getting off is any more decent ,,

this might stay ur little secret , both too shy to confront each other abt it ,, or maybe taeyoung will just have to wait for a repeat of that day to catch you red handed and finally get what he's been craving for weeks („• ᴗ •„)

#🍰 seongminiz !#🧇 crvt !#cravity hard hours #cravity smut #taeyoung smut #btw op on twitter deleted the video i feel miserable #(i literally downloaded it on my phone)

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drxwsyni · 4 years

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Petrified (pt.4)

Yandere Erasermic x f!Reader

SERIES MASTERLIST

a/n: oooooh boy this took a hot minute to write, but i finally forced myself to finish it. and we reached 600 followers recently too!!!! i can’t believe there’s so many of you guys like holy heck. i hope you continue to enjoy what i have to offer :)

4.8k words

Warnings: reader experiences mild anxiety

As much as every ounce of your being begged to escape the confines of your small apartment and return to work, there were certain...motivators, holding you back.

For one, you presumed it’d be safest to heed the words of a medical professional―at least for the time being. Your condition had greatly improved since Friday, disregarding some lingering head pain, and now your self-preservation and common sense seemed to be functioning properly at the moment. In that regard, resting was likely the better idea.

As for the other thing keeping you home...perhaps it would be healthier not to think about it.

You felt ashamed, having been so undeniably intimidated by a couple of men who were simply being kind enough to drive you home last night. However the sensation didn’t come as a shock once you had taken the time to think the ordeal over.

It’s just what came naturally―your brain internalizing experiences, shaping them into something that should scare you.

Any rational person would laugh at your behaviour.

They’re heroes. Clearly what happened was just them expressing harmless concern.

And yet the more you tried to convince yourself of their innocent intentions, the harder it became to ignore the gut feeling that still lingered the morning after.

However, you knew how your brain could be sometimes―refusing to move on from initial impressions despite having rationalized the topic as a whole.

Hizashi was just naturally drawn to affection as a way of showing distress. There was no other meaning behind his lingering touches or endearing nicknames―just concern.

As for Shouta, well he always seemed to be a stern man. It was likely that it just manifests a bit more when he’s worried, it’s just the professionalism in him.

There was no need to stay so fixated on the subject when you could be using your time to catch up on hobbies that you’d greatly neglected as a result of your occupation. Having no reason for doing anything else, a little self-indulgence was practically your only choice.

It was still early, at least for your standards―knowing full well that your lifestyle kept you in bed longer than the average human.

You kept searching for things to do here and there, never staying on one task for too long. First it was cleaning the kitchen, then attempting to read a long abandoned novel. You tried finding something on t.v to watch, but everything only offered you the same empty feeling of boredom. Nothing could pique your interest long enough to hold you to one pastime―and for good reason.

There was a message from Hizashi that remained unopened on your phone since you woke up.

It felt ridiculous, being so hesitant to look at the damned message. Even after telling yourself that there was nothing to worry about, you couldn’t bring yourself to read it. So when you heard the familiar ping not once, but twice in succession while organizing your magazine collection, the feeling of your heart sinking into your stomach did not come as a surprise.

The device was still on your nightstand where you disregarded it last night, and subsequently neglected it this morning. Even through the walls of your bedroom you could still hear the notifications go off.

Inwardly cursing, you had a faint idea that continuing to block out the intrusion would likely lead to more issues between you and the two men. Not that it should, everyone forgets to answer their phone here and there. But you weren’t an idiot―even if it was just paranoia, the consequences of ignoring the messages weren’t something you particularly wanted to think about given the recent behaviour of the heroes.

As expected, the screen was lit up in wait for your return.

From: Hizashi

morning sunshine! just checking up on ya, how r u feeling?

9:17 am

ya doing okay? didn’t pass out again i hope ;)

12:53 pm

if ya keep leaving me hangin i’m gonna get worried songbird…

12:54 pm

Ah yes, you thought, he’s as coddling as normal it seems.

You figured it’d be wise to send a reply before he bust down your door to make sure you were still alive in person.

You:

I’m alright! Just slept in a little :)

12: 54 pm

The response that came instantly was almost a little inhumanly fast.

From: Hizashi

oh thank god, don’t need a repeat of last friday

12:54 pm

You:

Yeah, definitely not. Thanks for checking up on me though!

12:56 pm

From: Hizashi

lemme know if ya need anything picked up, probably not a good idea for you to be going out rn

12:56 pm

Naturally, you wouldn’t let him do that even if you did need anything. God knows how much trouble you’ve been so far―no need to cause more.

You:

Sounds good, I’ll let you know if I do.

I’m actually in the middle of cleaning right now so how bout we talk later :)

12:57 pm

The more you conversed with him, the harder it became to think about anything other than the embarrassing experiences you had with the man. It was probably best if you gave up the conversation, knowing you’d have more than enough time to chat when you regrettably were forced to eat dinner with him and his partner.

Thankfully, he seemed to be okay with the proposition as well.

From: Hizashi

aww alright, don’t work urself too hard sunshine!

12:58 pm

Too bothered to give a proper farewell, you turned your phone off, leaving it on do not disturb to avoid further distress.

_____

You’d spent the rest of the day tidying up here and there. It turns out focusing solely on going to work only to come home for rest had left your apartment shamefully messy. Every now and again your thoughts would drift back to the two intrusions in your life as of lately. It was invasive―not being able to leave well enough alone. You weren’t physically near them they still plagued you with anxiety, even if it was just barely recognizable.

Dinnertime came soon enough, and you’d spent it mindlessly scrolling through social media. The feeling of wanting to chuck your phone across the room was fleeting―but present―as you momentarily laid eyes on a post having to do with Present Mic and his radio show. It would seem not even in your perceived distraction could you distance yourself from the thoughts and feelings related to him and his somber counterpart.

The night went on, slowly but surely. For better or for worse you let yourself get lost in the endless play-through of television. Some shows you’d seen before, others you hadn’t. It didn’t really matter when the only purpose they served was to keep your mind on something that didn’t have your hair falling out from stress.

Eventually you felt your mind become foggy with exhaustion once again―and you couldn’t be more thankful.

_____

Wednesday was spent doing many of the same things as the day before. Cleaning―so much cleaning. Turns out you’d missed a lot yesterday, and the lighting of the somewhat early morning sun was more than enough to highlight all the dirt and grime that had yet to be scrubbed away.

So you got to work, feeling rejuvenated with a good night’s sleep.

By the time you made it to six o’clock you felt thoroughly beat, and in the best way. You spent your time eating thinking about the work day you would have tomorrow. Sure, you were aware that it’d only bring the all too familiar sluggishness to your body. But you were a people pleaser, so really that sensation didn’t matter at the end of the day. What mattered was the motivation you felt that spurred you to work―both the verbal and nonverbal praise those who purchased the fruits of your labour gave.

Expectedly, when you woke up Thursday morning, although it was closer to the afternoon at that point, there was a spring in your step as you readied yourself for the day.

As always the comforting smell of fresh greenery in the air was much appreciated as you stepped into the floral boutique. Your coworker greeted you with open arms, regarding your seemingly healthy recovery. It was nearing the end of their shift, and therefore soon to be the beginning of yours, so you headed to the employee designated portion of the building to make the few preparations for the start of your night.

Naturally, you were quickly subjected to the whims and demands of customers when you took your place at the front counter. Given the monotonous time you spent away from any meaningful stimulation, the activity was appreciated.

You were assorting foliage left right and center, the company you worked for obtaining quite the substantial amount of earnings in the process. The time went by steadily, you working diligently alongside of it. Request after request was met, not even the few unsavoury interactions phased you all the much amidst the bustling atmosphere. A few familiar faces entered the shop, to which you greeted with a comforting warmth only good service could provide.

It felt good to be caught up in routine, making the nearing end of it only the more bitter. But it still came, and you were going through the motions of tending to the final arrangement with somewhat slowed movements as a result of your quirk usage.

The awaiting customer hastily took the finished product before paying and exiting the establishment. People tended to be in a bit of a rush at this hour, likely due to the lateness of the night. You disregarded the occurrence and settled for cleaning up for the rest of your shift.

There was sweeping and disinfecting to be done, along with tidying up the assembly station and checking on the greenery room one last time. You went through the tasks absentmindedly, having done them countless times before. The routine was like second nature, allowing your thoughts to go over the events of the workday.

You were giving a final once over of the plant life when the high pitched jingle of the front door bell rang out through the shop.

Really? At this hour you’re trying to buy flowers even though it’s literally closing time?

Giving a sigh of frustration you stepped out of the room and headed to the front. But low and behold, it was not in fact an incompetent customer waiting to be served.

“Did you even consider staying home for the whole week?” The erasure hero was leaning against the front counter when you entered the room. He was smirking ever so slightly, almost as if he knew that both of you were aware that you wouldn’t stay away from work. His tone was even teasing, making your frustrations go away only to be replaced by a slight feeling of flusteredness under his intense gaze. You didn’t know whether you preferred this side of him or the side that made you want to curl into a ball after being berated by unyielding lecturing mixed with interrogation.

“Hello to you too. I’m sorry if you're here for flowers cause it’s pretty much closing time.”

Just then Hizashi walked out from behind a display stand, making his way next to Shouta. “Not quite listener! Just wanted to make sure you were still up for that repayment we talked about.”

Ah yes, like you could forget that any time soon.

“Of course. Still not sure how it makes up for things but since you insist...who am I to say no?” You were behind the counter, taking stock of today's earnings as Shouta continued.

“I suppose it’s not really a traditional form of repayment, but we promise you’ll enjoy it. To be honest we don’t have company over often, so it’ll be a nice change of pace for us too.”

It was a relief to see that their behaviour wasn’t nearly as hostile as it was a few nights ago. Frankly, you just barely got out of that situation without breaking down from your highly anxious nerves.

“Ya finishing up there songbird? We’ll give you a ride home.” Joyous as ever, Hizashi was all too eager to put you further in debt.

Expectedly, his partner was quick to agree to the proposition. “That’s not a bad idea. Not to sound patronizing, but it really is dangerous to be out by yourself at this hour.”

You wrapped up the assessment of the register’s contents, closing the drawer and locking it up. “Thanks for the offer, but I refuse to impose on you two anymore. Besides, walking home can be kinda therapeutic―at least when I’m not tired out of my mind.” You gave a slight chuckle at the end of your statement, having long gotten used to that recurring condition at the end of the day.

“We weren’t asking, (y/n). You're still recovering, even though you probably won’t admit it. And I won’t beat around the bush―you’re too vulnerable in this state.”

It would seem Shouta’s previous attitude was just for show. Does he ever get tired of being so serious all the time?

It was like second nature at this point―direct confrontation leading to an initially mild panic that would soon snowball into a full blown breakdown if the occurrence persists.

You kept up the friendly appearance nonetheless.“I just think I’d prefer―”

“It’s no problem, sweetheart. You know we don’t mind helpin’ ya out. Besides we still gotta work out when you’re comin over, yeah?” The blond’s smile did little to calm the growing apprehension you felt.

Just be a little more stubborn. Some people need that extra reminder.

“It’s fine, really. I’ll just message you for the details and―”

“(Y/n).” It made your stomach churn―the lowness in the erasure hero's voice. He wasn’t having it. For a moment you pondered whether he’d ever really care about what you had to say.

“Just finish closing up, ‘kay hun? We’ll wait right here until you’re done.” Hizashi kept his eyes on you in wait for a response, or even an action that would show you’d comprehended what they said. And of course you had―you just desperately wished they’d never said it in the first place.

You felt ashamed, and it was becoming an all too familiar feeling when you were around the two men. But it was just who you were, met with compassion but only getting dejected by it. You were uncomfortable, there was no denying that. Backed into a corner that shouldn’t exist, but does because you didn’t have the will to change the situation into your favour.

Despite your distress, the part of you that put others before yourself prevailed.

“Okay, I guess. Just―um...gimme a few minutes please.” You wondered if they could even hear your reply, given that even to yourself it sounded almost non existent. It didn’t matter. You were fleeing to the employee room without bothering to find out.

You stood in front of your locker, hands shaking in the slightest as you got changed―apron off, jacket on, backpack slung over your shoulder. The coolness of the thin metal offered some relief, you keeping your hands atop the closed door for a moment to calm your rapidly beating heart.

At least you’d get home quickly, you thought.

As they promised, the two were waiting in the seating area at the front of the shop, quietly making conversation with each other. The sound of your footsteps alerted them to your presence.

“Ready to rock and roll?” Hizashi stood up from his seat, his partner following suit.

You gave the room a quick once over, making sure everything was where it needed to be. “I think so.” A quiet ride back home was what you hoped for, but there was more to be discussed, much to your dismay.

Shouta held the door open for the two of you, letting you pause to lock up when you had all exited. “How was work today?”

The closeness of his voice as you turned the lock into place made you jump slightly, but you did your best to ignore the temporary fear. “Fine, I suppose. Like any other Thursday night…” You tried to hide the underlying anxiety with a smile, but you couldn’t tell whether or not it did the trick. Giving the front door an experimental tug to make sure it was locked, you turned back to let the two lead you to their car.

You felt a hand settle on the small of your back―Shouta’s hand―as he walked with you while Hizashi remained on your other side, slightly ahead of you. “How’s your head doing, is the medication working?”

The two walked at a casual pace, but to you it felt unbearably slow―what you wouldn’t give to just walk home without the admittedly unwelcomed company. “It still hurts a bit every now and then, but the pills keep the pain at bay for the most part.”

By now you were approaching their car which was parked on the side of the road, the blond opening it for you to step in. Shouta took up the responsibility of driving once again, Hizashi in the passenger's seat.

“Ya gettin’ enough sleep?” You were sitting behind the driver's seat, letting Hizashi have the opportunity to comfortably look back at you while he talked.

“Probably more than enough.”

You heard Shouta start the car before he responded. “That’s good to hear. It’s unfortunate that your work keeps you out so late though.” The car started forward, and you were thankful that at this rate it’d only take a few minutes to reach your apartment. You kept your eyes trained on the passing scenery to avoid any awkward eye contact.

“So when do ya think would be a good day to come over. I’ve got my radio show on Fridays and weekdays don’t always sit too well with teaching ‘n stuff.”

“Yeah...Fridays definitely won’t work for me either. Honestly I don’t really get much time for myself outside of work.” Not that you weren’t used to this reality by now, but every so often you wished your life allowed for just a little more free time. If anything, the horrid state you found your apartment to be in when you were forced to stay home would surely attest to that.

It would seem that Shouta agreed with his partner’s statement, “How about this Saturday? I can come pick you up at around 5:30.”

You contemplated whether it was even worth arguing over letting him give you a ride to their place. And then you remembered exactly what landed you in their car in the present.

You probably wouldn’t get very far with that fight.

“That should be fine.” It was only in your nature to want to offer some form of compensation. You knew that this whole ordeal was meant to be you repaying them, so you should at least try to cater to that reality. “I can make something to bring so you guys don’t have to do all the work. Cooking isn’t really my strong suit but I’m a pretty decent baker―maybe I could put something together for dessert?”

“Nah don’t bother with that babe. We’re supposed to be treating you, remember?”

“Exactly, and I doubt any of us will have room for desert. Another time maybe.”

“Yep! Besides, you being there’s all the sweetness we need.” You didn’t have to look at Hizashi to know the grin he had on his face as he threw around careless sentiments like his literal partner wasn’t sitting right next to him.

The car was pulling into the parking lot of your apartment complex. To be honest you didn’t know how to respond to the nonchalant compliment, “Ah...yeah. Just let me know if there’s any change in plan I guess.” The vehicle came to a stop, you pulling your backpack into your lap while unbuckling the seatbelt.

“Don’t stay up too late, okay?” This time you didn’t make the mistake of looking at Shouta as he talked, for fear that his glare would burn holes through your skull. Instead you pretended to fiddle with something on your bag while responding.

“Yeah, thanks for the ride.”

The car door unlocked, letting you step outside into the brisk fresh air. Before you could close the door you heard Hizashi calling out to you, hand placed behind the headrest of his partner’s seat as he turned to speak to you. “We can give you a ride home tomorrow after work if ya’d like. Shouta’s got nothin’ going on―it’d be no trouble.”

“No,” that was definitely not something you needed, “I’ve got something I need to do after work actually, but thanks for the offer.” There was nothing to attend to after your shift, but they didn’t need to know that. Lying was never something you were the best at, and you hoped the shakiness in your voice didn’t give too much away.

“Alrighty then songbird, just thought I’d ask.”

“Have a good night (y/n).”

You smiled at the blond facing you, “Thanks, you too.” Before they could get another word out, as at this point you felt they would take up more of your time if possible, you shut the car door. Once again giving a small wave before you entered the building, you found it all too hard to contemplate how you’d politely weasel your way out of this newly developed relationship after the ensuing Saturday night.

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Friday came and went as expected. Waking up with the familiar sluggishness plaguing your body, moving past the sensation to go about your duties―everything falling into place as routine. Meeting the demands of love-stricken individuals was as taxing as normal, but it was all you had to make you feel like you were contributing something valuable to society. At the end of the day it was worth doing questionable things to your health.

The slightly less honourable motivation in the form of decent tips was always an added bonus. Your co-workers mentioned a few times that somehow you always ended up with a higher profit than the rest of them. It made you feel slightly guilty, but the usage of your quirk was likely the reasoning behind the occurrence.

Nights like these always ended with more earnings than normal―given the sheer volume of customers compared to the typical weekday traffic. Right now you took solace in the reward as you usually do at the end of your shift, thumbing through the few generous bills you received.

Satisfied with the haul, you completed your mental checklist that you’d formed over time to ensure that all tasks were completed by the end of the day. Your keys felt heavy in your wearied hands as you locked up, turning on the heels of your feet in the direction of your awaiting apartment.

You’d be lying if you said you were surprised to see that the two mildly invasive heroes hadn’t checked in to see that you were actually busy after work. Not that you wanted them to―having to lie once again wasn’t in your best interest. Still, the phenomenon that was their recurring presence had not gone unnoticed. More often than not you found your thoughts drifting to past experiences with them, and therefore regrettably resurfacing some unpleasant feelings.

For now however, you did your best to fixate on other, less mentally damaging things. In light of recent events you chose to take the long way home, inwardly shuddering as you passed the alleyway which you ever so carelessly ventured into exactly a week ago.

Maybe you were just hyperaware due to some lingering paranoia, but you could’ve sworn you could make out rustling in certain places around you―places that shouldn’t exactly be making that much noise.

Behind you. No...above you? Or was it both―the sounds distinct but lacking just enough to throw off your comprehension to make a full analysis of their origin.

Forget about it for God’s sake. You’re tired. It’s been a long day and you’re anxious because you got jumped just seven days ago in the same area.

But you could hear it.

Shifting in the shadows. Muffled but there all the same.

Footsteps?

The possibility had your heart rate growing faster by the second.

Not footsteps, just your mind playing tricks on you. You’re okay.

Unconsciously, your pace grew quicker, the patter of your shoes hitting the pavement sounding off below you. In the midst of your panic riddled thoughts you failed to register that you’d reached your destination.

An audible sigh escaped your lips as you observed the towering building with gratitude.

You kept up the hastened strides, reaching your apartment in good time. The time between stepping through the threshold of the abode and when your head hit your pillow was a blur―but really those monotonous details weren’t all that imperative.

As much as you wanted to get a good night's sleep, your subconscious had other plans. You reached the state of deep slumber that you desired, but it was riddled with offending nightmares.

Dark looming figures in the corner of your eyes, disappearing when you tried to get a good look at them. Running from something that placed a deep set fear into your very being, despite not having even seen what the atrocity was.

It left you to wake in a cold, sticky feeling sweat. Disheveled and disoriented, the time didn’t quite matter―wanting only for the feeling of trepidation to dissipate so you can return to a hopefully more peaceful sleep.

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Keys clattered loudly on the glass countertop of the side table in the entryway as Shouta haphazardly emptied his pocket’s contents. The sound of a running shower could be heard on the floor above him, making the presence of his boisterous partner known. He removed the heavy combat boots of his hero costume and lazily sauntered to the shared bedroom.

By the time he got there the shower had turned off, and he occupied himself with changing out of his attire for something less restricting in wait for the blond to make an appearance.

He’d just finished getting settled when Hizashi exited the attached washroom to their bedroom, hair still damp and lightly soaking the t-shirt he’d thrown on. “Well, don’t keep me waiting’”

The voice hero leaned against the headboard of their bed, “She didn’t have any plans, I watched her walk straight home after her shift and she never left the apartment either.”

Hizashi’s usually persistently bright smile faltered, “Ah...she probably forgot about them or something.”

“Do you really believe that?”

The disappointment was evident in the blond’s face, “Would she really just lie to us like that, even though we’re tryin’ to help her?”

The erasure hero sighed, “She’s self-destructive, it wouldn’t be the first time we’ve seen her put herself in danger without second thought.”

“God, Shou’―and she’s always shakin’ like a leaf. I don’t even think the poor thing realizes she’s doin’ it either.”

Shouta looked to the ceiling for a moment as if searching for an answer that would please his partner, “We can try and bring it up with her―see if there’s a reason behind all this.”

“And what if she lies to us again, huh? I can’t keep watching her hurt herself babe.”

At that the erasure hero stood up from his position on the bed, making his way over to the washroom in hopes of a shower relaxing his nerves. “We’ll cross that bridge when we get to it. Let’s just see how dinner goes first, okay?”

“But what if she never tells us what’s goin’ on? I mean she’s already avoiding us for christ’s sake, what’s to stop her from―”

“If anything happens we’ll deal with it ‘Zashi. I don’t want to hear anything more of it until after we sit down with her, got it?” He paused at the doorway as emphasis, waiting for his partner's agreement on the matter.

“Yeah okay, sorry.”

“Don’t be, I care about her too, remember?” With that he closed the door before his partner could add to the conversation.

_____

When you did finally wake up from that hellish night, almost entirely riddled with disturbing dreams, you were left with a lingering feeling of dread. A pit in your stomach that remained persistent no matter how much you tried to think of something other than the incomprehensible yet sickening scenarios that unwillingly played out inside your head.

Looking at your phone didn’t help you settle into a more agreeable state either.

It was just past midday―giving you roughly five hours until you had to pull yourself together to sit through what was hopefully the last encounter with the two heroes.

For now however, you listened to the sound of the birds chirping outside your window―it was always easier to get lost in your surroundings than actively trying to solve your own issues.

Maybe by the time you had to leave you’d feel better. But even if you didn’t, the dull ache of ailment was always persistent in your life in one way or another―so what was one more problem?

End of Part 4

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cheekysos · 4 years

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The Maori Protector | Calum Hood | Bodyguard!AU x Plus Size Reader

Author’s Note: Please be kind this is the first time I’ve written in like two years. Also I’m not writing this series to exclude any body type, shape, or size because everyone’s bodies should be accepted and celebrated. So I am very sorry if this in any way excludes anyone, that is not my intention. If there’s anything you’d like to read please leave a request in my asks and I will try my best to do it justice. Depending on the response I plan to make multiple parts of this.

Summary: Y/N is a famous plus sized actress and Calum is her bodyguard.

Warnings: Swearing, breaking and entering, and some light sexual comments

From a young age you were always bigger, bigger than the girls your age and most of the time even the boys. It made your childhood rather difficult and usually pretty emotional. In spite all of those hardships the only thing that brought you solace was acting. It gave you courage and confidence, even if it was only temporary. Which brings you to now, you had stuck with acting, getting a few parts here and there, usually the stereotypical funny fat friend but then you got your big break.

You couldn’t believe that you were finally cast as the lead; a part that had nothing to do with your size and given the timing of the world it just worked out and people loved it. Your schedule was filling up and you were more popular than ever. But with all that good brings a lot of bad as well, which is why your manager had insisted on hiring you a personal body guard and wasn't taking no for an answer.

“I don’t know Carl, I still don’t see why I need a body guard.” You poked, aimlessly scrolling through your phone while Jane continued to curl your hair. You were about to make your first late night television appearance and were trying to keep your mind on something other than your nerves.

“We’ve been over this. People are starting to show up to places you’ll be at and paparazzi these days have no boundaries. It’s for your own good.” He sighed, the two of you have had this conversation multiple times already. “I interviewed like 20 dudes for this, I promise he’s the best of the best. Just please play nice.” He teased before walking out the door. It’s not like you were a mean person or anything just guarded more than anything and rightfully so. You can’t look like you do and work in show business without having some trust issues.

Jane finished up your hair with some hairspray, “you’re all set. Go get changed you’re on in ten love.”

“Thanks. Looks great, like always!” You beamed looking at yourself in mirror before walking into the green room bathroom. You squeezed yourself into your beige spanx tucking and adjusting your lumps and bumps. The dress you and your stylist decided on was a deep red ruched midi length dress with off the shoulder 3/4 length sleeves. It hugged your body in all the right ways and still managed to leave something to the imagination. You paired the dress with black strapped heels and a small gold necklace. You stepped out of the bathroom, your back zipper still open, “Jane can you zip me up?”

As you lifted your gaze your eyes landed a large figure standing between Jane and Carl. His tall frame and broad shoulders were covered in a crisp black suit. You were way too caught up in how incredibly good looking he was to remember the fact that your backside was still exposed. You probably wouldn’t have noticed Jane zipping you up if it wasn’t for her cold hands.

“Y/N, this is Calum Hood. He’s your new head of security,” Carl said. You could feel your cheeks flush as you made eye contact with him. His massive hand reached out to shake yours, you obliged taking note of the ink adorning his hand. Your mind started to wander, thinking of other parts of his body that might be cover in tattoos.

“It’s a pleasure to meet you Miss Y/L/N,” his accent catching you off guard yet again.

“Please just Y/N,” you said softly. He nodded in acknowledgment. “We can go over specifics later,” Carl interrupted. “Y/N it’s time to go.” He ushered you past Calum.

Despite your best efforts to focus on the interview you couldn’t help but think about the gorgeous brooding man waiting backstage to protect you.

It had been over a month since Calum started working for you and let’s just say it’s been a challenge. Every day you spent with him made it harder and harder to stay professional, you wanted nothing more than to jump his bones, but Calum was most of all a professional. He kept your conversations always about you and work. You tried so hard to get something from him; a lingering glance, a morsel of personal information, even a smile but have yet to be successful. Which is why you were trying so hard to stay professional, he clearly wasn’t interested and you respected that and a small part of you wasn’t surprised. Just because you were a successful actress doesn’t mean weren’t insecure and today was just one of those days.

If your mind was going to choose a day to be in a funk at least it chose one where you can stay at home cuddled on the couch with a glass of wine and a pint of ice cream while watching an unhealthy amount of rom-coms. You got up from the couch to fill your glass when you heard something like pounding. You weren’t exactly a paranoid person but living alone in a fairly decent sized home and the three glasses of wine didn’t exactly help. You paused your movie, listening just to be sure. You heard the pounding again this time louder, making you jump. Your fuzzy sock clad feet slid across the hardwood floor and grabbed your phone . The pounding started again, this time by the windows in your dinning room. You scurried into the bathroom and locked the door. You weren’t even really thinking when your fingers started to scroll through your phone book and landed on Calum’s name.

Four rings and he answered. “Hello?” His voice was soft and made you forget about your current situation for just a second.

“Y/N? Is everything okay?” He questioned.

“Y-ya-yes it’s me.” you stuttered. “I - uh didn’t know who to call. I’m home alone and someone’s pounding....I don’t know if it’s a joke or if....”

“Where are you?�� He cut you off. His voice was different now stern and concerned.

“In the bathroom. I locked the door.” your hands started to shaking. “Good. Stay there until I get there.” You heard his car start. “Did you call the police?”

How could you not have thought of that first, he’s going to think you’re crazy, you thought to yourself. “No I...I wasn’t sure who to call”

“It’s fine I’ll call them right no...” he was still talking when this time you cut him off.

“Please don’t hang up.” Tears started pooling in the corners of your eyes. Your brother always teased you for being so over dramatic.

“Okay... then I need you to text Carl tell him what’s going on and that I’m on my way to you and you need him to call the police. Can you do that for me.” His voice was steady and calming. You did as you were told almost immediately. Calum kept quiet on the other end until you told him the message was sent.

“Good. I’m almost there, few more minutes. I’ll probably make it there before the police. When I get there I’m going to...”

CRASH. They shattered a window.

You couldn’t help letting a scream escape before you covered your mouth, tears flowing down your checks now.

“Y/N! What happened?!” He yelled.

“They broke a window I think.” You quietly sobbed. Your hand covering your mouth and phone as an attempt to be as quiet as possible.

“Fuck!” You heard the sound of what you assumed to be Calum beeping the horn. “It’s okay turn the light off in the bathroom and stay quiet. I promise I’m almost there.”

The rest happened so quickly. Before you knew it Calum was at your house smashing the remaining bits of glass and jumping through the window. He ran towards the bathroom calling out your name. You unlocked the bathroom door and wrapped yourself around his toned torso, silently sobbing into his chest.

He held you until the police arrived. He led you to the front door, his massive hand laid across the small of your back. He unlocked the front door and conversed with two officers while an EMT took you aside to check on you. You were fine of course just shaken up, they wrapped a blanket around you and gave you a glass of water to calm down. Another officer took your statement but you didn’t have much to tell.

You sat on your couch watching Calum intently. You couldn’t hear anything they were saying but that didn’t stop you from watching his plump pink lips move. You just realized Calum was in street clothes - black athletic joggers, a plain white tee, and Nike’s. Fuck he’s so hot and shit his hand was bleeding. You also noticed you were right...he did have more tattoos and they were glorious. By this time the Police officers picked up something put it in an evidence bag and handed it to Calum. His face dropped as he looked at it. What was it? Was he sad or angry? Calum and the officer approached you.

“Miss Y/L/N I’m Officer Callaghan. It looks like the only person to enter your home was Mr. Hood. Someone did however throw this through your window. He held out the object. It was a brick with ‘kill urself fat cow’ written on it in chalk. You didn’t everything you could to fight back the tears.

“It was most likely stupid kids, just a prank.” The officer explained.

“That’s not a prank that’s a threat.” Calum snapped. It was anger. He was definitely angry and honestly it was kind of a good look on him.

“Of course.” Officer Callaghan responded. “While Mr. hood gets his hand looked at I’ll have someone board up your window so you’re homes secure until you can get someone to come fix it. Do you have somewhere you can stay tonight?” Callaghan asked.

Maybe Jane? Carl was out of town and you really didn’t want to bother any of your friends. Maybe just a hotel.

“My hand is fine and I’ll take her wherever she wants to go,” Calum spoke.

You didn’t mean to zone out again but you did. Thank god Calum was there and dealt with everything for you. Your mind kept wandering back to the brick. Could someone really hate you that much just because you looked the way you did?

“I spoke with Carl, the window is boarded up and everyone’s gone. Just tell me what you need.” Calum sat next to you in the couch. His cut hand rested on his lap, covered in a paper towel.

“You really should have let someone look at that.” You said faintly.

“I’ve survived much worse.” He joked.

And that’s when you finally saw it. A quick subtle smile and shit he only got more attractive. You ignored the blood rushing to your cheeks, shrugging off the blanket wrapped around your shoulders before you stood up.

“Come with me.” You led Calum into the bathroom, just now realizing how ridiculous you probably looked - fuzzy socks, a massive hoodie, cotton shorts and hair messily twisted into a bun on the top of your head. At least you shaved your legs.

You got the first aid kit out of the cabinet, Calum leaned against the sink and offered you his hand. You carefully removed the paper towel to find multiple cuts in between his knuckles, his beautiful brown skin stained with dry blood.

“You really should have had this looked at by professionals. I think you might need stitches,” you meticulously started to disinfect the area, completely aware of Calum’s big brown eyes watching you.

“I-uh I’m really sorry this happened to you tonight and what they said I.... It’s not..” he sighed. “They’re cowards, scum honestly.” He winced slightly when you started cleaning the largest cut.

“People are entitles to their opinions. And like you said earlier I’ve survived much worse.” You joked, hoping Calum couldn’t pick up on hurt in your voice. But he did.

“I understand if you don’t want to talk about it but don’t try to justify their behavior or anyone else who’s mistreated you.” His voice was steady and calming again.

Dammit. Why was he like this, so perfect. It was becoming increasingly difficult to stay professional. Your body and heart ached for him. What were you supposed to say to that? You didn’t know so you changed the subject.

“Thank you for everything. I’m sorry I dragged you into all this.” You finished applying antibiotic ointment on his wounds before covering them with gauze and securing it with an ace bandage.

“It’s my job to keep you safe,” he cleared his throat. “Thanks for cleaning me up.”

So professional. Why couldn’t he just accept payment in the form of sexual favors.

You offered a half smile and nodded in acknowledgement as you cleaned up.

“Where do you want me to take you?” He questioned.

“I don’t know I’ll probably just stay here, like the police said it was just a prank.” You shrugged and turned on your heel to walk out of the bathroom.

Calum’s hand reached out for yours, turning you back to him. “You’re not staying here. It’s not safe and this wasn’t a prank, you could’ve gotten hurt.”

Your headstrong gene wanted to argue with him but his eyes looked worried and his voice was so sincere. Not to mention the fact that your hand was still intertwined with him and you were practically putty right now. His hand was soft, with the exception of a few callouses on his fingers.

“Ok..I can go to...a uh hotel,” you didn’t want to go to a hotel and you most certainly didn’t want to be alone but you lied.

Calum’s hand slipped away from yours, “if that’s where you’ll feel safe.” He replied.

“I won’t feel safe there. But the only place I think I’ll feel safe right now is with you.” Who knows what possessed you to blurt out the truth all of a sudden but you instantly regretted it. “I know you’ve already done way too much and I’ll make sure Carl compensates you for all your trouble but if you’ll just indulge me a little longer...You could stay in my guest room or I’ll pay for a room for you.” You tried to navigate yourself through this shit storm you’ve created so you could still stay with Calum but also be professional.

“Don’t be ridiculous, spending time with you is compensation enough.” He reassured. “And it’s no Ritz Carlton or anything but you’re more than welcome to stay at my place.”

Screw being professional.

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luvdetroit · 4 years

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ASMR | D: BH

pairing_markus x reader |

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genre_fluff |

summary_markus makes an asmr video for the first time. |

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a/n_lowercase intended. |

you were just talking to markus one day at your place when the big sentence that started all of this was said by you.

you: “i’d probably fall asleep to your voice if you ever were to do asmr.”

markus gives you an amused look, both of his brows slightly raised, “you think my voice is nice?”

you nod without hesitation.

this leads to you really wondering if markus would be good at asmr..so you both jokingly decide to make a video.

the first thing that had to be sorted was his youtube channel.

his channel name ended up being, ‘markus’ because he is surprisingly uncreative when it comes to making up names. (this is coming from a guy who paints).

his profile picture is his LED because he was having trouble on what pose to do. (he also got irritated when you kept criticizing his poses).

you: “you look mad.”

markus: “i’m not mad.”

you: “but you look mad.”

[markus changes his pose]

you: “why do you keep furrowing your brows? try to look..more alive.”

markus: “did you just—“

the next step was buying the equipment needed for the video. (a camera, a good microphone, etc). you wanted to go all out because you can’t have poor quality. markus is going to make asmr, willingly so everything just needs to be high in standards.

now the hard part was what kind of asmr video you both were going to make. you do have a few ideas in mind though..

you: “let’s do roleplay asmr.”

markus: “what kind?”

you: “maybe you play the role of a friend and do casual talk?”

you had other ideas but..you didn’t want to freak him out.

[cough] boyfriend markus asmr [cough]

markus agreed with the idea and you both made up a script together.

after markus practices a few times, you both start filming.

the filming went smoothly sense markus could remember all his lines and took in your advice on, ‘not looking so gloomy’ throughout the whole video.

once the recording was done, you both edited it and posted it with the title, ‘casual talk’ because markus is basic. (he didn’t want his titles to be as..’creepy’ as the other asmr videos).

not even an hour passed and the video already has nine thousand views somehow.

you: “you are getting a lot of clout— as expected.”

markus: “i’m surprised this many people watched it.”

you: “i’m not— i mean..who wouldn’t want robojesus talking to you casually?”

markus: “don’t call me that—“

after about four hours later markus’ channel had two million subscribers, six million views and ten thousand comments on his video.

it was also number one on trending.

while scrolling through the comments out of curiosity, you came across some weird ones.

[comments]

“you sound so hot!! are you taking requests? if so plz do a boyfriend one next!”

“can you do a nsfw one next??”

“show urself without your skin pleaaaaseeeee!!”

“plz make a hand tapping vid”

“can we see u naked ?”

you: “you’ve got some fans.”

markus: “i’m starting to regret doing this..”

some news reporters shined light on markus’ video with some questionable titles.

[headlines]

“leader of jericho now a youtuber??”

“markus possibly dropping his leadership of jericho to become a youtuber!?”

“android youtuber manages to become number one on trending?”

you: [dramatically gasps] “are you really going to drop everything to become a youtuber? i really thought better of you, markus..”

markus: “shut up.”

you tried to convince markus to make more asmr videos so you could listen to them later but he keeps denying you.

markus: “if you have trouble sleeping you can always call me.”

most nights you end up cuddling with markus with him going on about mundane things, his soothing voice helping you drift off to a peaceful sleep.

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gamerwoo · 5 years

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Sehun: Guardian (Part 3)

Characters: Sehun x female reader (featuring Chanyeol, Kris, Tao, Luhan, and oc)

Genre/warnings: gang au, twin au, angst, mild violence (mostly just implied/short mentions), blood, technically murder??, major character death

Word count: 2,910

a/n: so uh I’m not really good at making summaries for this series??? so instead I’m just gonna......not lmao. I know it’s against my usual formatting but every summary I make is garbo I’m so sorry djkfhsdkhjf. Instead, I’ll just leave a few paragraphs above the read more cut :] (also um home by svt came on while i was writing the last bit and ya girl almost sobbed so do n o t listen to that while reading this pls just do urself a favor lmao)

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You awoke that night to a dark figure looming above you. As you opened your mouth to shout, you were hit in the head, knocking you out cold.

The next time you came to, everything was dark, and you felt like you were breathing inside a fabric bag. Your wrists were tied behind your back, and you were on your knees on a hard, cold floor. You lifted your head up, letting out a soft groan.

“Well, well, well,” a familiar, rough voice said as you heard footsteps walking closer, “look who finally woke up. Sleep well, darlin’?”

There was only one person who would ever call you that. You weren’t sure where the petname came from, but he had called you that since he first met you.

The bag was removed from your head, revealing you to be in some dimly lit basement. Across from you was a figure of familiar size and shape, wearing equally as familiar clothes. Despite their head being covered with a bag, you knew it was Saehyuk, and he seemed to still be out.

Anger ran through your veins as you looked up at Kris who smirked down at you, the bag still clutched in his hand, “It’s been a while, _____. I see you and Saehyuk are still together. Surprise, surprise.”

“Let him go,” you told him in a calm tone despite how furious and afraid you were.

“_____, if I wasn’t afraid of you then, I’m not afraid of you now,” Kris scoffed, rolling his eyes in amusement. “Besides, this isn’t about you, darlin’. This is about getting back at Sehun.”

You internally cursed him for getting in that fight with Tao. But you also wondered not only how Tao suddenly remember it was Sehun who did that much damage to him, but why Kris didn’t just pick a fight with Sehun. Why did he kidnap you and his brother? Well, you kind of understood why he’d drag his brother into this, but not you. You and Sehun were close, sure, but he was also close with every other person in his group. So why you?

But you were kind of glad Kris took you, too. You could be there to protect Saehyuk, who you knew couldn’t fight to save his life. You were determined to get him out of here, and you hoped you could either fight your way out -- though you weren’t too familiar with Kris’s fighting style, and you were still tied up -- or sweet talk your way out.

“We all know Sehun can fight, and he’s hotheaded and a little...let’s say careless when he gets too angry,” Kris mused as he paced slowly around you in a circle like a shark swimming around a diver in a cage. “But no matter what, he always gets back up and carries on. You can hurt him physically, but what will that do? So, I decided to hurt him emotionally.”

You stayed silent as you tried to not show your emotions or thoughts, but your eyes flickered over to where Saehyuk was still seemingly passed out.

“Sure, Sehun cares about Junmyeon and them,” Kris continued, apparently not expecting any sort of answer or reaction from you, “but there are two things he cares about more than anything. Care to venture a guess?”

You wanted to tell Kris that were it not for his brother, Sehun wouldn’t give a shit about you. The only reason he looked out for you so carefully was per his brother’s request. The only reason you hung around Sehun more often than anybody else was because Saehyuk wanted you to watch out for him. Saehyuk wanted you both to look out for the other when he couldn’t be there to do so.

But if you said that, Kris would definitely go for Saehyuk.

“Alright,” you sighed in a bored tone, “so what’s your big plan, then?”

“Kris,” you heard a familiar voice call from behind you, followed by the slam of a heavy door, and some footsteps that were getting closer. Soon, another face you knew very well was in front of you: Luhan, “I found something.”

“What is it?” Kris barked as Luhan showed the leader a phone that you knew to belong to Saehyuk. The taller man took it and scrolled through, his brows furrowed as he looked at whatever it was that Luhan had found in Saehyuk’s phone. Then his eyebrows raised, and he let out a chuckle that sent shivers down your spine. “So our little darlin’ only hangs around Sehunnie because her boyfriend tells her to. Aw, how sweet; Sehun cares so much for a girl that doesn’t give two shits about him.”

“So we should deal with her, then. Makes our job easier, anyway,” Tao commented as he walked through a side door shrouded in shadows. He gave a smirk and a tiny wave -- though you noticed his face looked beat-up and bruised, and one arm was in a blue cast -- in your direction. “Hey, _____; it’s been a while.”

“But less fun,” Kris said, sounding a little disappointed, but also very bored. He tossed the phone back into Luhan’s hands. “Alright, _____, let’s--”

“That’s not true,” you heard Saehyuk say suddenly, his voice rough and a deeper tone, almost menacing. Had he been awake this whole time?

Kris paused, all three men looking away from you to your boyfriend. He still hadn’t moved from his slumped over position, so Tao strode over to him and ripped the bag from his head. Sure enough, Saehyuk’s eyes were open as he stared at the floor with a hard expression.

“What’s not true?” Kris demanded.

Saehyuk slowly looked up at Kris, and you knew without his glasses, he couldn’t see very well. He was just glaring at a blurry figure.

“Sehun and her aren’t close,” he explained, his tone unwavering even though you know he’s never been in a life or death situation like this before. “I ask them to watch over each other. He doesn’t care about her, he only hangs out with her for me.”

“Saehyuk,” your voice was a growl, warning him to stop talking.

You knew exactly why he was saying all of these things, and you wouldn’t let him do it. He was trying to make himself sound more important so Kris would go after him instead of you.

He refused to look at you, keeping his eyes on the tall men standing above him, “You can check my texts with Sehun. I always ask him to keep _____ by his side. That’s why they’re always together. That’s it.”

Luhan looked up at Kris, “He’s just trying to save _____.”

“Well...” Kris trailed off as he thought, chewing on his lips for a moment, “_____ is apart of Junmyeon’s group, so she deserves to be punished for what happened to Tao, right? Maybe Saehyuk is our answer here.”

“No!” you begged, your facade breaking as your worry for Saehyuk’s safety became more prominent than your want to come off calm and unwavering. “Come on, Kris, you hate me just as much as you hate anybody in our group! Saehyuk had nothing to do with any of this; he was nothing but nice to you!”

“But you’re tough like them,” Kris pointed out, “so no matter how hard I hit you, nothing will happen. But, if I were to do something like this...”

As he trailed off, his swung his foot back before kicking it straight into Saehyuk’s stomach, causing him to cough loudly and double over in pain. You shrieked, jolting to your feet with your hands still tied behind your back. You ran up to Kris, dodging the two men who tried to grab at you. You threw yourself into him, both of you landing on the concrete floor.

“Grab her,” Kris groaned as he rolled onto his back.

You felt three hands grab your arms -- two on your right and one on your left -- and lift you up with grunts and sharp tugs as you tried to resist against them. Kris stood, shooting daggers with his eyes before he struck you across the face with the back of his hand. You didn’t even gasp, expecting the blow anyway.

“_____!” Saehyuk cried.

“Now,” Kris said, unbuttoning the ends of his shirt sleeves to roll them up to his elbows, “you’re gonna watch the show, darlin’.”

As Sehun walked down the hall to the kitchen to grab a drink, rubbing his eyes from sleep, he noticed that the door to Saehyuk’s room was left open. He normally didn’t leave his door open unless he was in the kitchen or the bathroom, but he wasn’t in the bathroom -- that door was still open, and the light was off. So Sehun carried on to the kitchen, assuming he’d meet his brother in there.

The kitchen was empty, too.

Normally, Sehun would never poke his head into Saehyuk’s room in the middle of the night, even if the door was open. He wasn’t sure if you would have clothes on, which was his biggest concern, but he couldn’t find his brother and was worried.

Sehun went back down the hall, walking a little faster than usual. He grabbed onto the edge of the door as he leaned in, only to see the bed empty and left messy like somebody had kicked up the blankets. On the nightstand were Saehyuk’s glasses, which he would never leave without since he was as blind as a bat. His heart sank.

“Fuck, fuck, fuck,” he kept saying as he went to his room and grabbed his phone. With shaky hands, he scrolled through his contacts until he found Junmyeon’s, pressing the screen to call him. After a few rings, the leader finally answered in a tired voice. “Hyung, they’re gone!”

When Junmyeon spoke again, he sounded more awake, “Who? Saehyuk and _____?”

“Yes, they’re both gone,” he insisted as he walked around the house, checking out everything to see if he could find any signs of breaking in. “What if Kris got them?”

“Sehun, none of us messed with Zitao, we’re fine,” Junmyeon sighed. “Are you sure they didn’t just like, leave the house for a midnight stroll or whatever couples do?”

As Sehun opened his mouth to reply, he paused as his eyes scanned over the doorknob. It was unlocked. They always locked the door.

“Hyung,” Sehun began, his voice starting to waver, “something bad happened.”

“It’s okay,” you reassured Saehyuk -- but also yourself -- as you carried most of his weight as the two of you trekked back home, “you’re okay.”

Saehyuk was beaten bloody, and he was even spitting up red liquid. You knew you had to get him to a hospital, but you weren’t sure where the nearest one was, and you were having a hard enough time finding your way home as it was. You weren’t sure where the warehouse you were brought to was, so you were essentially lost and wandering around like an idiot. But you couldn’t stay where you were, you had to at least try to help Saehyuk get help.

Had it not been the adrenaline running through you, your need to save Saehyuk fueling it, you probably wouldn’t have broken free from the ropes that tied you up, and then managed to beat the crap out of the three men you used to consider friends. You made sure Kris was still awake when you threatened him to stay away from you and your friends before knocking him out cold, collecting your boyfriend out of the pool of his own blood that was forming, and helped him out of the unfamiliar warehouse.

Saehyuk couldn’t reply, focusing on putting one foot in front of the other as best as he could. The two of you were moving slowly down the dark, cold streets, but you were just thankful he was moving. His breathing was shallow and labored, and that only fueled your anxieties, but you wouldn’t let that show.

You saw headlights coming down the road, and you weren’t sure if you should try to flag the car down or not. On the one hand, you really needed the help considering the state Saehyuk was in. You were scared that he was worse than he seemed, and you wanted to get him to a hospital immediately. On the other hand, you weren’t sure if you could trust them. It might’ve been somebody going back to Kris’s warehouse, and then the two of you would be fucked -- more fucked than you already were.

To your surprise, the car slowed down and pulled off to the side of the road. They slowly rolled up to you, and you pulled Saehyuk closer to you, away from the car. But as the windows rolled down, you peered down to see Chanyeol looking at you with a worried expression.

“Jesus, _____, we’ve all been looking everywhere for you guys!” he said, sounding relieved even though he couldn’t stop eyeing Saehyuk’s state. “What happened?”

“Help me get him in the car,” you told him frantically, ignoring his questions. “We need to get to a hospital now.”

Chanyeol did as he was told, putting the car in park before he got out to help you get Saehyuk into the passenger seat. You went around to the other side, sitting behind the driver’s seat while Chanyeol got behind the wheel again. Then he sped off in the other direction, going toward the hospital as he called the others with the center console in the car.

“Hey,” Junmyeon answered casually.

Sehun joined the call and frantically asked, “Did you find them?”

“We’re on our way to the hospital,” Chanyeol explained, his eyes on the road, but he snuck a glance at Saehyuk through the rear view mirror every now and then.

“What, why?” Jongdae asked.

“Saehyuk doesn’t look too hot...”

You tried to drown out what Chanyeol was saying, instead focusing on trying to stop your boyfriend from bleeding out. You lightly dabbed at his wounds and the blood at the corners of his mouth with the sleeves of your shirt as Chanyeol explained where he’d found you, and the state the two of you were in. You were only minorly injured, while Saehyuk was practically unrecognizable now.

“_____,” Junmyeon spoke up, “what happened?”

“It was Kris,” you told him, looking at the small screen on the center console that listed off every person in the call. “I don’t know how he got in, but he did, and he took me and Saehyuk, and-- and--”

You choked up, all of the panic and nerves that you were keeping bottled up suddenly flowing out of you and filling your eyes with tears. You didn’t want to cry and make Saehyuk feel worse than he probably was, but you couldn’t control the tears once they started coming out.

You felt a warm hand take yours, giving the lightest squeeze. You turned to look at your boyfriend who was looking at you with the smallest smile you’d ever seen -- but it was still a smile. You didn’t know how he could be smiling now, and you felt awful because he was comforting you when it should’ve been the other way around.

“I’m alright,” he coughed, more blood splattering onto his clothes as well as yours. “Don’t cry, okay?”

You nodded, wiping under your eyes.

“Hyukkie,” Sehun spoke up, sounding close to tears himself -- and you’d never seen or heard Sehun cry before, “I’m so sorry, this is all my fault.”

“Don’t worry about it,” Saehyuk breathed. “I love you, alright? We don’t say it a lot, but I do. And I’m proud of everything you’ve done with yourself.”

You frowned, more tears sliding down your cheeks. He was talking like something bad was going to happen to him, and you didn’t like it. You hiccuped out a sob, continuing to rub your eyes.

“_____,” your name came out like he had to force the air out of his throat. He inhaled, and it sounded painful. “I love you so much.”

You sniffled, giving his hand a soft squeeze, saying just above a whisper, “I love you, too, Hyuk. Hang in there, alright? You’ll be okay.”

“You and Sehun take care of each other, alright?” he asked, raising his voice just barely. “Hear that, Hunnie?”

“Yah, stop talking like that, Saehyuk,” Sehun scolded.

Saehyuk just chuckled, and it somehow sounded just as happy as it always did. His hand that wasn’t holding yours came up to cup your cheek softly, getting blood on your face, but you didn’t care.

“I love you,” he whispered.

Your lower lip quivered, putting one hand over his, “I love you, too.”

Saehyuk smiled at you fondly, but it soon started to fade as something in his eyes changed. They became unfocused and spacey, the light fading from them as his hand on your cheek slipped away from you.

“Hyukkie?” you asked quietly.

No response.

“Saehyuk?” you tried again, grabbing both of his hands as you started to panic once again. “Saehyuk! Saehyuk!”

You shook his shoulders, sobbing when all he did was move like jelly and not respond. Sehun was yelling at you to tell him what was happening, but all you could do was wail as you tried to pull some response from your boyfriend.

But that response never came.

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im crying not only bc of your amazing writing, but bc i was scrolling thru my dashboard and i saw you answering all these asks about new rules and i’m so dump thinking that you set up new rules or sthg, i didn’t understand it so i read all those asks and fucking spoiled myself kmp, but on another note yOU FUCKING ROCK OMG NEW RULES IS SO AMAZING I LOVE IT 💘💘💘

Anonymous said:I'M LOVING NEW RULES SO MUCH just wanted to show my support. i love your writing in general don't get me wrong but new rules is messing with my heart and it's amazing

Anonymous said:Hi! I just read both parts for "New Rules" and I loved them! If this goes in the same direction as Dua Lipa sings (I guess it will) it sounds like it'll be very interesting. I love how everyone in the story is human, not just good or bad, you know? 90% of fics would've made Mijoo the stereotypical barbie bitch, but you didn't and I was pleasantly surprised! I also feel very identified with the OC. I really want her to open up and discover who JK really is, whoever that is. Keep up the good work!

jabaelashit said:Hey! i already wrote you a message on one of your posts but i just wanted to say that i am feeling so skabakks right now, I can't stop thinking about new rules and i'm torn between crying or crying but w angsty. I hope oc learns her worth and can understand she's just as amazing as mijoo, even better if we're talking about morals but oh well people fuck up:( I'm glad she forgave her but I hope she distances from her cause that gurl ain't having the same respect for the friendship as oc/1

jabaelashit said:and i also hope she gets to tell jimin her feelings not to like make him break stuff w mijoo, but to let him know she hadnt seen the note and to release some pressure and feelings cause oc bottles up so much and i just want to go and hug her and don't leave her until she understands shes fucking badass and cool and that the way she thinks is 👏👏👏 lu you've made me feel such a diverse amount of emotions i don't know what to do w myself anymore, your writing is amazing! love love loove you❣/2

Anonymous said:Hey!!:) idk if this is the right place to send compliments cause im really new to tumblr but THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALL YOUR FICS. Tbh I'd buy it if you published a physical compilation;)

Anonymous said:Wow for the longest time I was searching your old username; idek why cause I’ve known you changed your username and have been keeping up to date with you LMAO this is what being sick and delirious does to me. ANYWAYS! Hope you’re not too down with the crazy anons your story is great and I’m thankful for the dynamic characterizations you create! It makes it so much more interesting cause you create many characters with depth!!

Anonymous said:Can I please just have your writing talent? The OC is just so real, and that moment when she's deciding what to do with Mijoo, and what she actually says at the end.... I can't actually put my thoughts into words. I'm legit stunned by the sheer amount of emotions I felt reading the second chapter. I genuinely adore the banter between JK and OC, I personally prefer people to be more direct with what they want, so I already appreciate them, but also Jimin's convo with OC... (1/2)

Anonymous said:Jimin's convo with OC... Idk about these other anons going off on Mijoo, I was more thinking 'why didn't Jimin chase the note?' and then he would have had his answer then and there. But that might have just been me... And also, thinking back to it now, when JK said 'I need you' and OC repeated it back to him like super softly, like she was surprised oh god, okay, my heart is breaking even more for OC now, idk if I'm reading too much into it. I love you Lu, I hope you're well, and happy! (2/2)

Anonymous said:I love your fics so much!! The sass is real esp with jungkook 😂

Anonymous said:Anyways do ya thang hunny ✨ Keep wrecking me with your writings 💞✨💞✨💞✨💞✨💞✨😩

Anonymous said:Read part 1 of New Rules and was like yeah thisll be fun, I'll have a great time. Then I read part 2 and ended up shedding some real tears at the end?!?! LU WHAT THE...... But really though its so nice to read a fic where the OC values friendship. The idea that its always girls against girls makes me sad.. we should be sticking together!!

Anonymous said:so... surprise surprise, dis gon be about new rules 😂 but I really wanted to thank you for adding so much of the oc's inner dialogue, and making her such a character in the first place. a lot of fics do not portray ocs with more defeatist attitudes, but yours does and I was glad, because I could finally relate to a fic :) also, coming back to the inner dialogue thing, it was so in depth that i could really feel what the oc was feeling, what she was going through. it was amazing ❤️ thank you!

Anonymous said:Man this is one hell of a good fic i’m highly anticipating the next chapter!!! Even though it seems like traditional frat fuckboy x ‘i hate frat bois but ye i’d fuck u’ type of girl it still is in a way a little different i just can’t quite catch how but nonetheless it’s amazing!!! Keep up the good work babe

oceanjoon said:ok so ur newest fic new rules literally is so real n relatable !! like honestly i understand seeking physical comfort in people u dont care about wen u r feeling down/insecure to validate urself n it just rlly hit home

kyarybunny said:Lu. At this point I have so many compliments to give you I can't really form it all properly. But I really am enjoying New Rules and this plot you're breathing life into! It's a different facet of your writing and I love how you can interpret every character's actions in a few different ways. Thank you for continuing to write and I hope you enjoy writing as much as we do reading/analyzing.

Anonymous said:Istg when I read the new chapter of New Rules I clenched my fist like that Arthur meme when it came up to the part about mijoo and the note. Girl got me heated lol. As usual, your works do not disappoint! I love your wittiness and how it shines in your writing. The remarks and dialogue in all of your series really proves your talent. You’re truly a gem amongst fanfic writers 💕☺️📢

Anonymous said:i was happily reblogging a few things on my dash and ch1 of new rules just came and i started reading WHERE THE FUCK DID I GET MY ASS INTO???!!!???!?! IT'S FUCKING AMAZING i don't know why i didn't start reading before. don't you ever dare stop writting, you're such a good writter and i enjoy your works very very much

Anonymous said:OC DESERVES HAPINESS JUST AS MUCH AS MIJOO. OC SHOULDVE PUT HERSELF AND HER HAPPINESS BEFORE HER FRIEND'S BECAUSE SHE IS TOO GOOD FOR ALL OF THEM DJFJFJ i hope one day jimin finds out about her feelings :(

Anonymous said:new rules just keeps getting better and better 😻😻

Anonymous said:Wow.. Okay.. I do believe chapter 2 of New Rules has officially ruined me. My heart was actually beating so fast through out the whole chapter, and it's still racing now too. I've thought this multiple times while reading your fics, but you're writing really is incredible. Your characters and the way you describe their emotions is so unbelievably relatable that the reader can't help but be sucked in. I always find myself becoming invested in your characters! Thank you for all the adventures!

Anonymous said:I felt so bad for the OC this chapter ;.; If I were in her position, I'd probably do the same since causing a scene is yes, immature and not worth the energy. But, if i could be a character in New Rules I'd probably be the other best friend who'll be like "guurl, confront her ass it isnt an excuse just because she's your friend." All in all I see the OC as the kind of person who'll go out of their way to care for someone to the point of disregarding their own feelings, which is unhealthy :( (1)

Anonymous said:(2) but thats what makes her such a relatable character. I really, really like that in your OCs. This is probably the second OC i emotionally relate to, first is Copper Girl. But yeah I'm just distracting myself from assignments lol this series is amazing and just you are amazing Lu!!!! ily!!!!! PS. Jungkook is still agsjshskll he's cocky but with OC he's quite vulnerable. I wonder why? Is it just a front or does he have other intentions?

Anonymous said:alternative ending to new rules: mijoo and mc are over their respective boys, does not bother to get into any messy scenarios like that ever again, love each other and support each other and is forever the friendship that everyone envies anD I HATE THIS SITUATION SO MUCH GODDAMMIT LU!!! UR REALLY TRYING TO TEAR MY HEART APART!!

marchxseptember said:OH MY GOD CHAPTER TWO IS UP. I HAD A FEELING SO I HAD TO CHCK UR ACC AND I WAS RIGHT. BRB GONNA READ

marchxseptember said:AND THE PLOT THICKENS. I JIST FINISHED READING CH. 2 AND I AM FUCKED UP. I HAD A THEORY BEFORE BUT NOW I HAVE LIKE 2 MORE IM CONFUSED. I LOVED IT SOOO MUCH. AND I HATE MIJOO NOW. I CANT WAITT TO SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN. THIS WAS SO GOOD LU.

omg the amount of response ive gotten for new rules is unbelievable. I dont think ppl were even this into equilibrium. the last time u guys acted like this was during the golden boy trilogy and it really feels so good to have this again.

thank you all for your thoughtful messages and for giving this ridiculous little fic a chance. I love you all

#new rules #keehyung #lu answers

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Also Known As: Elder Scrolls 4, The: Oblivion and Oblivion

Genre: Action, Adventure

Developer: Bethesda Softworks

Publisher: 2K Games

ESRB Rating: Mature

Release Date: March 21, 2006

Hints

Unlimited Gold

In Imperial City – Talos District there is a home in the South East section of a man named Dorian. Wait till nightfall where the door is locked. Pick the door and enter the home. When he sees you he will demand that you leave the home. At this time kill him. When you loot his body, his gold will never decrease. So you can keep clicking on his gold over and over forever until you get the number of gold you want!

Really Powerful Sword

I did this with an elven shortsword first, but later did it with a deadric shortsword. What you do is get any weapon without an enchantment, then find a grand soul gem that is completely filled. Find an Alter of Enchantment, and enchant the weapon you want with the grand soul gem, set the effect for fire damage, and you can increase the damage done up to forty points. I did this with an elven shortsword and killed the Gray Prince with one power strike.

Unicorn

Now first, if you have not found Harcane Grove as a location then you will fast travel to the Inn of Ill Omen (Kill Rofius Dark Brotherhood Quest) or the horse stables by Bravil. From there you will follow the road toward the Imperial City and where you see the icon on your compass (landmark icon). Follow that on your compass until you have reached there. Now when you get there there should be like 3 or 4 Minotaurs that are guarding the unicorn. You must not kill them! For if you even just hit them with your weapon he unicorn will attack you and you will not be able to ride it. So you must run around them and then jump on the unicorn! And then the unicorn is yours!

Easy Sneak

Make sure that someone is in the room and can’t see you, then go into sneak mode and start walding against a wall and your sneak will keep on going up.

Armor Level

You all probably want to know why the best amor can’t be fun? Well it split up in to levels.

lvl 1-lvl 5– iron, leather, basic cloth.

lvl 6-lvl 10– steel, iron, leather, basic cloth.

lvl 11-lvl 15– iron, leather, steel, dwarven, basic cloth.

lvl 16-lvl 20– iron, leather, steel, dwarven, elven, basic cloth. lvl 21-lvl 22 and more– iron, leather, steel, dwarven, elven, daedric, basic cloth. xbox live- CallODutySniper.

Unlimited Lock Picks

This is at the vary begining of the game. As soon as you get out of the sewers, travel down the main road and you will find Roxy Inn. Go inside and kill every one in the room that will die. When that is done, go upstairs and lockpick the first door to your left. Then close the door, put your weapon away and sleep for 1 hour. You will be visited by a member of the dark brotherhood. When he talks, you must answer “say nothing” every time. When he’s done, kill him before he opens the door. Take everything one at a time and then put everything back – even your stuff. Go out and go back in and take one at a time untill you reach the lockpicks, skip them go out go back in and press “x” to take all. The lockpicks will only decrease by one each time. When its gone put all the lockpicks you have back on him and repeat.

Easy Magika And Magic Skill

Start a new game, be a high elf and get to the part where the royal guy ask what your sign is and say apprentice and you get about 300 magika to work on ur magic skills, such as cunjuration. It got me to master in about 2 days of non-stop playing. Don’t and I mean DON’T use the one that gives you 150 magika cause you’ll just screw urself because you don’t regain magika.

How To Actually Duplicate

Preamble: You should have at least 2 arrows (any kind), 2 of the same scrolls (any kind), and only one of the object you are trying to duplicate (such as lockpicks). Make sure to pick up all duplicates and only use this for items you really need like lockpicks, repair hammers, or health potions or after a while your game will start lagging badly.

1. Equip your bow.

2. In the gameplay menu, press and hold the ‘right trigger’ (or whatever is your attack button) to nock an arrow.

3. With the arrow still on the bow, press ‘B’ to open up your menu. (This will only work with the bow, and only if the arrow is still nocked.

4. Go to the weapons tag and equip your arrows. (Just select the arrows you already have on. Make sure you have to have more than one arrow, but not too many. The number of arrows will determine the number of duplicated you are going to make. )

5. Drop the item you are trying to duplicate now.

6. Go to your scrolls and equip one that you have at least two of. (don’t think it will work with just one)

7. Exit menu, and there should be a little lag and poof, all the duplicates should be there around you.

Unmark Stolen Items

When you are playing the game and want to sell stolen items, instead of having to sell it to the theives guild and getting less money, you can steal the items you want and drop them on the ground. Wait about 3 days and come back. Pick them up and tada, they won’t be marked as stolen.

Dupe. With Scrolls (hint For Extra Gold!)

If you have 2 or more scrolls 40dys are the highest you can go don”t go 50 or more or it wont work! If you have 40 scrolls double click “A” on the scrolls the drop any thing that you only have 1 of! Then 40 of the thing you drop will fall then pick them all up! This glitch will work with any number of scrolls from: 2-40dys. Can even dupe lockpicks (NOTE:Lockpicks are very hard to see! ) o and the glitch also works if you dupe say 40 of something drop 39 so you only have 1 then you can dupe more of that item. HINT: If you go to the mystic emporium in the imperial city market district and take 2 flares, 1 serenity and feather shoes it should be legal (it not legal for me in 1 acc but a diff. Acc it was) feather shoes sell around 600 gold a pear dupe. Them sell all but 1 then dupe. Again! (dont say this is broken if the hint dose not work it only works some times!

The Great Hiest

When you get in the imperial living Quarters you go through one of the big doors, go through the last big door and go left follow the hall to the door at the end go through it. When you get to another round hall that looks like a cave-like dark place got into sneak mode and go right then there will be a man sitting in a chair pull the lever to the right then go all the way to the other side and a door will be open. Go in (don’t talk to anyone) and sit in the chair and you will get the elder scroll for the grey fox.

Easy Sword, Blunt, Magic, And Or Marksmen Skillz

Okay, first, do the whole thieves guild quest, yes, this is mandatory.

1. Get Grey Cowl

2. Put it in hotswap or whatever it is called

3. Go to the imperial city (I don’t care where)

4. Equip the Cowl and be ready to fight an onslaught of guards

5. Run out of toys, Fast travel to a new city and start all over again

6. When done, simply remove the Cowl and walk away from the body heap with no consequences.

This also works for block and armor, but less directly and use a shield against the archers and have NO, I SAY AGAIN NO reflect damage spells, chameleon spells, or anything like that.

Duplicating

First get two of one type of scroll and one of another, then double select the scroll you have two of. Then drop the scroll you have one of and instead of it dropping one it will drop two. But there’s a catch this only works on certain objects.

2 Ways Of Duping

If you have a very good spell (like major heal other) and want more then listen up. Get a bow and between 10 and 200 arrows (any kind). Get ready to shoot but don’t fire. When its pulled back all the way go into your inventory, press A on ur current arrows 3 times, then X on the same arrows then drop the scroll you want. Exit your inventory, then all your scrolls should be there. Then, anything else you want to duplicate, hold down A on any scroll you have a lot of, wait 3 seconds, then drop anything you want duped and. BAM! Lots (if your game is updated, go to system settings->memory-> press Y on device with game data->then press X, X, LB, RB, X, X and go to “yes, preform system maintenance” and that will clear all updates for that device don’t worry you can ALWAYS update.

Necromancers Amulet

Always wanted to have the necromancers amulet well here’s how to get as many as desired. After you kill the women who has the amulet take it and give to travus then you must hurry and finish the rest of the mage’s guild quest to get the staff of worms I took me 2 days as I rushed through all the quest and went back to whatever fort it was at ok after you get the staff of worms you have to have completed the rest of the 4 quest in less then 3 days or the woman’s body will not be there anymore ok after you get to the woman’s dead body bring her back to life then kill her again the Necromancers Amulet will be in her inventory repeat as many times as you want the amulet can also be duplicated using the scroll glitch Do not do this with the bloodworm helm when you bring the guy back to life if you kill him while hes following you and whatever else hes doing you will get a message saying you are suspended from the mages guild and will have to get daedric hearts and whatever flower you have to have to get back in before you can complete.

Dragon Sword Of Lainlyn

Before you do this you have to have battlehorn castle upgrade from xbox live marketplace. Go to the castle and save it from the marauders. After that got to the training room in the basement and there should be a room with a bow and an archery target go behind the target and look at a candlebra on the wall and activate it go all the way down until you get to a dead end and there should be a movable pillar on the wall somewhere open it and walk into the room there is a skeleton with the dragon sword of lainlyn it is very powerful. There is also a lich king in there with a staff, three varla stones, and a treasure chest with some stuff in the water.

Dupe Items

Say you have 2 scrolls of flare. You need some extra cash. Have something worth money and find a merchant with lots of money to spend. I used saphire and I went to the Mystic Emporium in the Imperial City market district. Double click ‘A’ and drop the object. Depending on the amount of scrollsyou will have double the object. I found more scrolls and now have 518 scrolls. Every time I do this Dupe trick I end up with 518 more of the item. So to some it all up double click’A’ THEN DROP THE item you want more of. You have to have 2 or more scrolls of the same type.

Quicker Imperial Dragon Armor

Once you finish the main quest line you are entitled to a suit of imperial dragon armor, but the downside is that you have to wait 2 game weeks (14 game days) to obtain it, a quicker way to kill 2 weeks time is to literally kill to pass the time. A good idea, though it may cause you some skill level and stolen items as well as an infamy increase, it will be worth it. Go kill 3 or 4 Imperial Legion Guards/soldiers/archers/foresters and it needs to be imperial legion because if its not you still need to travel to the imperial legion compound (prison) to get the armor, kill the guards breakout twice and then finally serve your sentence, then wait 24 hours to redeem your Imperial Dragon Armor in the building nearby your release area (the building with the gates to your left) go inside and take your armor!

Free House In Skingrand

This is not that hard to do all you have to do is complete a few contracts for the dark brother hood till they give you a certain one it is the one where you must go to skingrand and join a party but not just any party a cold blooded killers party of course you are the killer kill every one with out being detected by some one in the house and you will get payed and a bounce of course even if you do not succeed you still get a free house oh and you will have to get used to sleeping in a house with dead people in it.

How To Be The Fighters Guild Master

Here’s what you do you complete all contracts for the guild there will be miner set backs but there’s nothing you can do after you are told to stay out the masters sight you do contracts yes but then oyen needs you he tells you to spy on the black wood co. Then you do all that the you kill every won in the black wood co. And the oyen tells you to tell the guild master then when you tel her she strips you of your campaign rank for disobeying direct orders and then gives you the guild for being bold and brave and that’s it! Good luck.

Easy Way To Kill Umbra

Umbra is a powerful warrior. She always wears full ebony and her sword is very strong. She is preset as level 20. But I’ve been able to beat her at level 2. All you need is a bow arrows and a few healing potions. Find the ruins shes hiding in. To the southeast of the imperial ruins (easy to find if you start a deadric quest, don’t remember who’s) sneak to the bottom and get your bow ready use a sneak attack to surprise her than immediately jump down to her camp site so you don’t get trapped. Run backwards away from her and keep shooting her it will take about 50 arrows, make sure to get her high lvl sword and armor.

Easy Thieves Guild Completion & 100% Chameleon

*First get a Sigil stone that is 15%, 20%, or 25%

* Then duplicate the stone so you have at least 5

* Get 5 items, anything you can wear all at the same time (Rings, Amulets, Necklaces, Armor)

* Then Enchant it with the Sigil stones and there you have it 100% Invisible

*Now go and sneak into someone’s house and steel some stuff to fence

* Once you’ve fenced over 1000 gold go talk to who ever you talk to at your point in the game and accept the Quests

* It should be very easy to the Quests while your invisible.

Get Unlimited Money

Equip most valuable weapon get on a horse travel to kvatch talk to orc with corn row things in her hair. Sell her equipped weapon while on horse and you can sell it as much as you want and it won’t disappear.

Cure For Vampireism

To cure yourself of the vampire disease you must go to a chapel healer and talk about it. They will send you to the arcane university, then you will be sent to count Skingrad who will tell you of a witch. The witch will make you a potion of cure vampirism but requires garlic bloodgrass nightshade, the blood of an argonian, and the ashes of a powerful vampire.

Imperial Dragon Armor

To get your hands on this very good suit of light armor, you must beat the main story line – all the way from breaking out of jail to killing Manker Cameron. After you escort Martin to the temple of the one you will get a nice show and chancellor Ocoto will congratulate you and give you the title of “champion of Cyrodill” along with 110 gamer points and he will inform you that he has ordered you a suit of imperial dragon armor. This armor has some pretty decent enchantments.

Raiment Of Valor

To get your hands on this piece of armor you must kill your way up the ranks of the arena in the imperial city. In the end you fight a half orc half vampire spawn of evil, but he is dispatched relatively easily. once he is dead take his heavy raiment of valor to Isabel and she will let you choose if you want a light raiment of valor or a heavy raiment of valor the both do the same thing.

Staff Of Worms

To get your hands on the staff of worms you must beat the mages guild quests. At the end of all the running around and fighting you will have to face the king of worms. Once he is dead, loot his body and you will acquire the staff of worms.

The Cowl Of Nocturnal

To get your hands on the cowl of nocturnal, you must complete the last of the thief’s guild missions. You will know you are done when you get the gamer points for becoming the guild master. In any case, the last mission is extremely HARD and took me to the brink and past. But it is worth it because in the end you get a fun little hat with heavy enchantment. If i remember correctly the cowl has forty sneak 25pts, feather 200pts, and detect life for 120 feet – all CONSTANT EFFECT!

Duplication

Items needed:2 or more of the same scrolls.Any 1 other then bow or armour. (If with aroows only dupe 1 at a time unless you have twice as many scrolls as arrows.)A large space.Step 1: Collect items needed.Step 2: Go to your inventory and select your scrolls.Step 3: Press "A" on the scrolls twice. (or more depending on how many Dupes. you are doing.)Step 4: Without leaving your inventory goto the item that is to be duped.Step 5: Drop it.Step 6: Pick up one and repeat until satisfied.Step 7: Sell them.Step 8: Be rich!

Unlimited Money Boost

In the Imperial City go to the Talos District andin the Southeast Section of the city there shouldbe a house that belongs to a Redguard named Dorian. You can go an kill Dorian and loot his body heshould have just his clothes his house key and 30gold that is has a infinite amount of it.You cankeep taking the 30 gold over and over until youhave the amount of money you want. But just adding30 gold each time is slow, so you can bribe himand raise the amount of gold he will have on him.You can most likely keep bribing him day after dayif you keep coming back, to raise the amount ofgold he has to collect. This should help you tobuild the amount of gold you want from him muchfaster.

Ontus Vanin

When in the Imperial City, look for a man in white robes named Ontus Vanin. Talk to him then go to the persuade icon. Get it down to zero then stop talking to him. He will then start to attack you. When you kill him he will have a steel longsword and sometimes he will have some kind of staff.

Get Debaser (weapon)

Go to the Imperial City market district find Jensine and do the mission Unfriendly competition.Do everything and at the end kill the bad guy and he will have a debaser. I don’t know what but it drains something.

Get Blade Of Woe

You don’t even have to do anything. Simply kill someone. Go to sleep in any bed but prison and a strange man will appear from The Dark Brotherhood and offer a mission. Accept the mission. Even if you do not do it he will give you The Blade Of Woe.

Easy Conjuration And Money

Go to Skingrad and pick all of the grapes from the vineyard in front of Skingrad. Then go around the left side of the castle and there should be a tomato farm. Make sure you pick all of the tomatoes. Make Restore Fatigue potions with just the grapes and tomatoes. It should upgrade your alchemy a few levels, and you can sell the potions to make some money. Plus, if you have any extra grapes or tomatoes, you can sell them for a little extra gold.

Easy Arrows Of Any Kind

Here’s an easy way to get lots of any kind of arrow. First, get one kind of the arrow you want to duplicate, then, get lots of another kind of arrow, equip the single arrow and use the “Duplicate” cheat. All you have to do is keep putting all but 1 arrow in a crate and just keep duplicating the 1 arrow til’ you have the desired number of arrows.

PaintBrushes

This is pretty much pointless, but cool. All you have to do is get a paintbrush and drop it, and it’ll float in mid air. (this worked last time I did it)

Easy Level Up

If you have Alchemy as a major skill, duplicate Apple & onions 400 times each, don’t worry about the weight just get all of the stuff, and make many potions of fatigue, this should get your skill a lot more hire.

Everybody’s Crazy

I’m not sure what triggered this, but I was in the imperial city, and I found a little tent set up in a circular area of the city, I went and pick pocketed from the Kahjjit in the tent and he caught me, then when he went back to sleep I tried it again and he went crazy! He got up and attacked one of the guards until they killed him, then another guard came up, checked his body and said “It’s still fresh, there’s a killer on the loose.” It’s really a fun thing to try, if it doesn’t work you might need to be in the thieves guild.

Breath Underwater

I know that a lot of people like to chose Argonian as their race so they don’t die underwater, but a cheap way to breath underwater is to get any armor and enchant it with water breathing and you can breath underwater with no side effects.

Disappearing Staff

This is a really pointless thing to do, but it’s cool (bear with me)! You need to have access to the arcane university in order to do this without facing the guards. When the arch mage kills himself, go into his quarters and take Henantier’s Ice Staff. Go to your house or someplace very far away from the university. When you’re there, go into your inventory and drop the staff. It should look like it’s falling right through the floor!(I’m not sure if this works everywhere, but I know it works on the top floor of Rosethorn Hall, if you want to try it.)

500 Gold

Alright first, get like 20 or 30 lock picks, wait until that “betting” guy leaves for the night. Go pick the lock, press “X” however many times you need to until you open the chest there should be like 500 gold, oh and if you don’t know the chest is right there when you walk in.

Floating Items

To do this trick all you have to do is go to your inventory menu and hit select the item you want to make float and hit B. Then the item should be floating right in front of you while you do this you can still attack and pick up weapons.

Joining The Dark Brotherhood

If you like killing people then this is the place for you. Simply kill a person then go to bed and fall asleep. When you wake up a man in a black armor will be standing next to your bed. He will talk to you as soon as you wake up. Do as he says and you will become a member of the Dark Brotherhood.

Easy Level-up/ Money

First you have to join the thieves guild (wait 6 hours in the Waterfront, get the letter, go to the meeting spot, and do what that Christophe guy says) and go to Bruma. You will meet a member of the theives guild in Olav’s place. Make sure you have alot of lock-picks (buy 100 for 600 gold from that guy at Olav’s) be sure to wait until 10:00 p.m, and go to lots of houses and shops. Be sure to be sneaking, because that’s the only way you’ll level up. Empty out the houses of all the stuff you can get, without getting caught, and take them to that thieves guild member at Olav’s. Sell the stuff, and do it again! It made me thousands of gold!!!

Get An Elven Longsword

Follow the road that is northeast of Leyawiin. Youshould find three houses in a place calledBlackenmarch. All you need to do is follow the road. In one of the three houses is a man with a elvenlongsword. Kill him and take the longsword. Itdoes anywhere from 8-10 damage.

Easy Illusion

(Need a charm spell) Go to a chapel and find somone who is sitting down. Keep casting charm spells on them and you should be a master in Illusion in no time.

Duplicate Items

You will need any bow and 2 different types of arrows. Equip the bow, then lightly push LT. When the arrow is about to fire switch to the other set of arrows and push the A twice. Then drop the item you want to duplicate. The amount of arrows you double click on is the amount of duplicated item you will get. This does not work with some enchanted weapons and quest items.

Difficulty

When you pause the game go into options. Go to Gameplay, and it should be right there. Move the crouser to the right to make it hard, or to the left to make it easy.

Vampire Cure/Cash

First you have to complete the Cure for Vampirism mission, and talk to The Count, Janus Hassidor. When you talk to him, ask him about the “Reward” conversation option, but don’t leave the conversation, and keep asking him about it. Everytime you ask him about it you receive 1000 gold (or more depending on your level). Do this as many times as desired for unlimited gold. Note that a recent June patch has fixed this glitch

Easy Mercantile And Money

First of you need a weapon of 200 gold or moreand Horse(doesn’t matter what kind). So you get on the horse and travle to Kvatch. Find a female Orc with cornrows and talk to her, make sure your on the horse. Then try to sell the weapon and when you do the weapon will stay but your glod will increase and your Mercantile skill also.

Easy Master Of Light And Heavy Armour

First go to Anvil and join the Fighters Guild. Ask for the Rats contract from Azzan. Go speak to the Dark Elf and she will say a mountian lion is killing her rats. Go the basement kill the lion. Look at the rats and make sure they have a desent amount of health, if there low wait a hour. Remove your weapon and attack each rat once dont kill them. Run to a corner and wait they’ll case you and attack you, just wait there and let them hit you. Make sure you have enough health potions. When your armour is low or destroyed go back upstairs, the rats dont follow you. If your good at armouror skill repair your eqiupment or go get it repaired. Go back and repeat this at least 3 or 4 more times. This will also give you a 5 level head start on the game

Easy Experience

This trick requires that your character has a major skill of Sneak and either Destruction or Alteration. If your skills are Sneak and Destruction, gain access to Arcane University. Go to the area to make spells. Make a Drain Health spell that is set to “Self” and only uses 1 Magicka. Then, go upstairs. Go into Sneak mode and just run into the wall without stopping. Activate the magic spell (RB) repeatedly to gain levels quickly. Note: When you activate the magic spell it will seem as if it is hurting you, but it is not. If your skills are Sneak and Alteration, go into a room with a container (for example, cupboard, drawers, etc.). Run into the container in Sneak mode and use a “open very easy lock” repeatedly on the container.Use the following trcik for easy experience in Leyawiin (Blade, Blunt, Destruction, Hand-To-Hand, Marksman, and Sneak). Go to Leyawiin and find Rosentia Gallenus’ House. She has four Scamps. You can kill them and more will respawn. Sneak attack with a blade, mace, or hand-to-hand. Then, use a bow and cast fire. Note: If you use your bow, the arrows are hard to get back. If you finish the quest you cannot do this anymore.Go to Cloud Ruler Temple northwest of Bruma. Walk up the big stairs and you will see two Blades sparing. Stand close to them for a minute and your Blade and Block skills will increase by 2. Note: This can only be done once.

Permanent Enchantments

Use the following trick for duplication or a permanent enchantment. You can duplicate a drop-able item, and if that item is equipable with constant effect enchantments you can make them permanent. However, the item once made permanent cannot be re-equipped, but each enchanted item is different. You can use the “Duplicate items” trick to make as many as desired, then sell them. Use the “Duplicate items” trick with a bow an arrows to duplicate the items to make permanent. Equip one of the items you want to make permanent. There must be an unequipped version still in your inventory for this to work. Use the “Duplicate items” trick again; however, drop the unequipped version of the item you have equipped and want to make permanent. The equipped one and the others will drop and you will never be able to equip that item again, but if you check your stats the items bonuses will be permanent. You can duplicate anything that can be dropped, including Grand Soul Gems with Grand Souls captured.This trick only works with wearable items. Take any wearable item with a magical enchantment that you wish to make permanent and use the “Duplicate items” trick to duplicate it twice so that you have two of that item. Pick up the item and equip one. While you are wearing that item, duplicate the one you are not wearing by at least four. Note: The number of arrows used determines how many copies are made. Both items will drop on the ground in stacks of two. You will now no longer be wearing that item, but will still have its effects. Note: These effects are permanent. Do not attempt this with any item with an effect you may want to remove later, such as Water Walking, Night Eye, etc.

Free Arrows

In the game you have to go to the Arena in Imperial and when you go to the front door you must then walk through the door to your left. Then walk down the stairs and watch the guys shooting arrows. Once he shoots an arrow run up to the hay target and pic up the arrow. You will not be arrested for taking his arrow. Keep doing this if you want unlimited iron arrows.

Duplicate Items

First, get arrows and a bow. I’d recommend 30arrows or under, or the game may freeze. Then,equip both. Pull back your arrow, and keep yourhand on the right trigger. Press B to go intoyour inventory screen. Press X to drop the itemyou wish to duplicate. Then, exit the inventoryscreen, and there should be as many items in frontof you as you had arrows. Note: This may notwork with bigger items, such as Armor.

Easy Arena Grand Champion

Talk to the “Grey Prince” before you do any arena matches he will give you a quest to find a diary of his fathers. After completing this quest he become aware that he is half vampire, and when you are able to face him in the arena he will let you kill him without a fight.

Keeping Spells From The Beginning Dungeon

In the beginning of the game when your in the dungeon, you have two spells (flare and minor health something), but when you leave the dungeon they go away. If you hot key the two spells you can keep them after you leave the dungeon, but I don’t think they are shown in your list of spells, but you can still use them.

Easy Speech Level

Find a person whom you do not care about them liking you (preferably a guard). Go into Persuade mode and rapidly rotate the Left Analog-stick and tap A. It does not matter what you pick; just rotate and tap. You can go over level 40 Speech in about five minutes.

Easy Conjuration Level

Near the town of Bruna, go east, then southeast. If you reach The Red Ruby Cave you went too far. You will need to go back west slightly. You should see a shrine, that once activated, will give you Conjuration points as well as a temporary bound weapon and/or greaves. You can keep activating the shrine every 24 hours. Wait in front of it for 24 hours, then activate it again. Repeat this as many times as desired.

Easy Imperial Arena

Get a bow or some decent spells. Make sure you have at least 30 in Acrobatics. Immediately after the gate drops, run to your right, to where the right gate meets the fence. Jump onto the stone piece that juts out, then jump again to get on top of the little piece sticking out above it. Once on top, turn and fire on your helpless victims. When you have to fight mages or archers, stay on the ground and strafe behind the four central pillars for easy kills.

Easy Arena Wins

To do this glitch/hint, go to the arena in the Imperial City. Join an Arena battle, and make sure you have a bow and a lot of arrows (200 should be enough). Once the battle starts, go into the center, turn right, and there should be a small section of the wall sticking out. Jump on it, and keep jumping. Eventually, the enemy will hit you up on top, and you can just keep shooting them until you win.

Speechcraft Raiser

All you have to do is go up to a random Gaurd and open up the Speechcraft mini game and just rotate the selector around and press A. You dont have to worry about if they like you or not, after all there just guards they will always come to your aid when you need them. If there desposition wears off then just move onto a new gaurd and work on it again.

Cheats

Currently we have no cheats or codes for The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion yet. If you have any unlockables please feel free to submit. We will include them in the next post update and help the fellow gamers. Remeber to mention game name while submiting new codes.

Unlockables

Escaped The Imperial Sewers

You will unlock this right at the start of the game when you escape on the sewers and reach outside the Imperial city.

Easter eggs

Currently we have no easter eggs for The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion yet. If you have any unlockables please feel free to submit. We will include them in the next post update and help the fellow gamers. Remeber to mention game name while submiting new codes.

Glitches

The Pants Glitch

This glitch is pointless but is very fun. Go to Skingrad and kill Tamika at her house. Search her body and take the tan linens as many times as you want (the more the better) and you should see your weight rise. When you have a lot of pants equip and drop each one in a repeqted pattern and return to the game once they have individually been dropped. You should see a lot of pants falling from the sky and your Xbox 360 will lag. When it lags it makes it look like you are in the Matrix. To make the lagging stop simply walk away from the pants.

Guides

Currently no guide available.

Achievements

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