The mentally ill switch between feeling like being alone forever and really really wanting to find an so
13 notes
·
View notes
getting people into black sails can be tough unless they trust you very much, because despite the quality of the writing and acting even from the start, season 1 does in fact look exactly like someone let Michael Bay co-produce a pirate show
289 notes
·
View notes
This bitch (affectionate) on Twitter
90 notes
·
View notes
meatbun: while fucking him, Taxian-jun tells Chu Fei to look at where their bodies are connected, and Chu Fei is able to without contorting himself in half
me: Understood, Chuwussy confirmed 🫡
47 notes
·
View notes
we have GOT to talk about the epidemic of cool gay people moving away leaving their friends with no one to hit up to go to the beach!!!!
30 notes
·
View notes
i feel like im being haunted by old bay seasoning today
7 notes
·
View notes
god i’m not your strongest soldier…draken has no business being this cute I FOOOLD (≧ヮ≦) 💕
come get ur christmas present man @manjibunny 😩🙏🏻
18 notes
·
View notes
Anyways found my new favorite star versus frame
Literally same dude
7 notes
·
View notes
Excuse me sir, if you could let me live for FIVE MINUTES
65 notes
·
View notes
i'm so consistent
my minor segue about when deliverables for our project are due turned into "no, apr 18th is for taxes"
turned into taxes roundtable -> bullying [first year] about his taxes
[first year] to supe 1: please ask your dad (tax accountant) to help me--
supe 1: --fill out your taxes?
[first year]: --to file an extension 😭 😭
me: [first year], you'll probably forget if you don't do it
supe 1: but it should be easy for him
me: no, he's a first year, which means he was in another state last year. which means he needs to file multi-state taxes
[first year]: 😰
everyone starts giving advice on what to do and he just 🙉: i literally have no idea what you guys are saying i've never seen a tax before
me: OK so [first year] let's talk about what you did for the project this week!
[first year]: oh man that's also fucked. like my taxes
16 notes
·
View notes
me, starting my 976 point power point presentation: "Chu Wanning is so trans coded--"
my one audience member, kneecapping my entire Ted Talk with a nod and undeniable contribution: "It's the pussy."
14 notes
·
View notes