Bathym would definitely get all flustered over the dorkiest lookin dudes
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Bathym, you’d be terrible at stealth cause the Clap of your ass cheeks would keep alerting the guards
“Hmph!”
“For your information, I would make an excellent stealth agent! Not to mention all of the fabulous skintight outfits I could wear!”
“And yes, I can make my cheeks perfectly silent when I need to! I just don’t usually do it!”
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Oiled up and butt naked, which character in Housamo takes the cake in a twerk off
(pun intended)
Otohime
Pros: Is an actual dancer, so she has good twerking form
Cons: Is built like a twig, and no amount of good form can disguise the fact that she's shaking nothing.
D+
Bathym
Pros: Is athletic so he should be capable of twerking fairly nicely, and does have ass
Cons: Always has his ass on display which kinda defeats the purpose of watching someone twerk, doesn't it?
C
Tindalos
Pros: Atheltic, so he should have good stamina, but not a dexterous as Bathym
Cons: So muscley he shouldn't really have much to jiggle as he twerks
D+
Volos
Pros: Does hard physical labor so he's got nice stamina He's not entirely muscle, so he should have something to shake
Cons: Doesn't rank very high on dexterity, and is very shy, which should get in the way of optimum performance, but that can be hot depending on what you like.
C+
Seth
Pros: ...I got nothing.
Cons: He's got a slim build without much fat so there's not much shaking, and he's easily embarrassed which would ruin his form.
F
Goemon
Pros: Has a nice thick build which gives him a lot to work with. Is a performer who can take to the stage with confidence. He even appears to have a decent amount of stamina.
Cons: Not an actual dancer, which means his form won't be peak.
A
Ganglie
Pros: Good build for twerking. Has no pride, so he'll be able to twerk without feeling embarrassed.
Cons: Not very physically gifted and more likely to trip over himself than successfully twerk.
B-
Alp
Pros: Nice thicc build, and used to performances. Has very athletic and is even a dancer.
Cons: A bit stubby with short limbs, so he's going to have trouble generating enough energy to actually get things going.
A-
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A Summoner Birthday
Special Quest: Bathym
So glad to be back here! Uh, I'm not going to start acting like a dog again, am I?
No. But I thought you were pretty cute when you were acting like a little puppy.
Bathym: (blushing) Really? Perhaps you're falling for my charm. (laughing) Just kidding.
You and Bathym came to the virtual fairy tale world to spend the day together.
Bathym: I'd like to go someplace where I can stretch my legs. Is there a place like that here?
Lupin: There's the woods near the tower. That should be fine.
Bathym: Then, let's get to it.
So, you and Bathym go to the woods.
You both arrive in the woods near the tower. There's plenty of space to stretch your legs.
Bathym: (happy) So, what shall we do. Maybe do some laps? How about some leg exercises? Maybe spar? Oh, I know. Let's have a race. Whoever gets to the tower first, wins.
Lupin: Okay.
Ready... Set... Go!
You and Bathym run through the woods down the path to where the tower is.
Bathym: (laughing) Ha! I win!
Lupin: (panting) Wow. You've really been hitting the treadmill.
Bathym: Thanks. Gotta work on my footing for my next battle.
You both sit down to rest.
Bathym: This place is really great. As a demon, I don't usually understand serenity, but this is nice.
Lupin: You have Boogeyman and Kurogane to thank for this place. They created it.
Bathym: I'm glad they did. I wonder if I should bring Ikutoshi here next time. I'm sure he would love this place. We didn't really get to enjoy it like you did that time.
Lupin: Yeah, that spell made you miss out.
Bathym: It's so pretty and beautiful. It's hard to believe it's not real. It's like something out of a dream.
Lupin: That's the idea.
Bathym: I've hardly ever seen places like this, even back in Gahanna. As a demon, I'm usually not well liked, but you've really showed me a good time. I'm glad you brought me here today, Lupin.
Lupin: Thank you. What are friends for?
You and Bathym shake hands, happy for the other's company.
It started to get late and you and Bathym make your way back. You wonder what other adventures await you.
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