#basically I’m an honorary stem major but I can’t do math for shit

[cubikzoa]

fantasy nerds are always like “waaah waaah being immortal would SUCK bc you’re alone forever and your significant other always dies and humanity moves on without you 😢”

meanwhile I’m over here rolling my eyes heartily bc I’m an ADHD aroace introvert with an extreme passion for knowledge and cool shit, if I was gifted immortality I’d promptly fuck off to go hyperfocus for a couple centuries or just travel the globe until my feet fell off, I could procrastinate for 57 years and it wouldn’t matter, if we discover aliens 300 years from now I’ll get to see ‘em and you idiots WON’T, I will outlive both Jeff Bezos and my villainous student debt, I will experience infinite awesomeness and be perfectly content with my zest for the Loner Life™️, you cannot deprive me of this astounding opportunity go sit in the corner and suck on your loser lollipops of limited thinking and cry

#yes I’m the best #immortality yo #adhd #immortality #*awards myself a gold medal* #fantasy #plot holes #worldbuilding #shitposts #2am thoughts #deep thinking #vanilla extract #tumblr culture #any supernatural entities gonna take me up on my hubris orrrr….. #fantasy writing #fantasy worldbuilding #im fueled by spite and curiosity 1000000% #basically I’m an honorary stem major but I can’t do math for shit #doodle says