#bartending

[animentality]

Obsessed with this girl. Queen shit.

#twitter #bartending #service industry

[sowelimaxima]

alternate universe where the most popular cocktail is the white gilgamesh

BARKEEP: what'll it be

CUSTOMER: TWO THIRDS BEER AND ONE THIRD MILK

*BARKEEP joining in* FROM A GOAT OR OF ITS ILK

ENTIRE BAR: GOES DOWN HARSH, IT ISN'T GOOD

MAKES YOU FEEL YOU'RE MADE OF WOOD

#white gilgamesh #gilgamesh #bartending #barkeep #script #screenwriting #scrumblr #cocktails #cocktail #cocktail inspo #bar inspo #barlife #sumer #sumerian

[dougielombax]

Where’s that gif of the lobster squeezing a lime?

There we go!

Powerful stuff!

Effortless!

(Credit to whoever initially made and/or posted this gif)

He squeezes it with a righteous fury unmatched by any man!

He is FAR too powerful!

But the squeeze is not enough.

I need to see him CRUSH it with all his might in a vice-like grip!

Get all the JUICE out of it!

FIRMLY GRASP IT!!!!!!!

COME ON!!!!!!

Show them what RAW power looks like!!!

Yeah!!!

Lobsters, bitch!!!!

He actually used to work as the head chef on a cargo vessel sailing between Singapore and Mumbai.

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #gifs #lobster #lime #tequila #squeezing #crustacean #maritime shit #mixology #cocktails #bartending #chicanery #fuckery #shenanigans #no context #my poor attempt at a joke #this sounded funnier in my head #shitpost #citrus #fruit #amazing #astounding #raw power #unstoppable #ballin #highbrow shitposting #vice #effortless #firmly grasp it

[woodsmanwife]

Love ur post what part of Florida whats ur best margarita recipe

Thanks! We're in the sunny part of Florida 😜 And I'll have to ask my wife about the margaritas, she bartending tonight.

#lydia luxy #florida mom #wife #models #woodsmanswife #woodsman wife #woodsmanwife #florida #sexy bartender #bartender #bartending

[menoftiktok]

Charles Mackenzie

#grqm #ootd #fashion #bartending #tattoos

[tmblrfuckingsucksass]

Mixology 101 with Emma Watson (British Vogue)

🍸🧊🥃

source

#emma watson #celebrity #beautiful brunette #british vogue #mixology #bartending #cocktail #martini #stylish and sophisticated #absolutely breathtaking #stunningly gorgeous #delightfully charming #she's so adorably cute

[life-spire]

@ duranekz

#curators on tumblr #drink #drinks #cocktail #cocktails #mixology #bartender #bartending #li_fooddrinks

[littlesillykitty]

🍻💗Swerve from Transformers stimboard!!!!!💗🍻 🍓🍹Reds, whites, pink drinks, bartending, comedy and sitcomes!!!🍹🍓 🥂Requested by Anon!🥂 (I tried my best, I hope it's okay!)

🍓|🥂|🍓 🥂|🍓|🥂 🍓|🥂|🍓

#🌊 #🍎 #🥞 #stim #stimboard #stimboard requests #transformers #swerve #swerve transformers #red and white #bartending #alcohol #sitcom #drink #car #electronics #agere blog #comedy

[curiouscatalog]

From: Thomas, Jerry. The Bar-Tender’s Guide, or, How to Mix All Kinds of Plain and Fancy Drinks : Containing Clear and Reliable Directions for Mixing All the Beverages Used in the United States, Together with the Most Popular British, French, German, Italian, Russian, and Spanish Recipes : Embracing Punches, Juleps, Cobblers, Etc., Etc., in Endless Variety. An entirely new and enlarged edition. New York: Fitzgerald Publishing Corporation, 1887.

TX951 .T46 1887

#mixology #bartending #drink guides #drink recipes #cocktails #Pousse l'Amour #layered drink #recipe books #long titles #book covers #1880s #19thcentury #rarebooks #libraryofva #specialcollections

[homunculuslover]

More of my boy Cogmire.~ I do love drawing him when IO get the chance.~ 

He’s a lovely guy, I swear.~

#animatronic #bartender #comic strip #teasing #verbal tease #cocktails #bartending #clock face #multi arms #multiple arms #four arms #digital art #digital aritst #artists on tumblr

[scopostims]

[ID from alt: 5 GIFs of absinthe being prepared in an absinthe pipe.

GIF 1: Absinthe being poured into the pipe and going to the bottom of the glass.

GIF 2: A sugar cube being placed in the pipe, stopping in the middle section above the absinthe.

GIF 3: Ice cubes being added to the pipe, stopping in the first section above the sugar cube.

GIF 4: Water being poured into the pipe.

GIF 5: A closeup of the pipe, the sugar dissolving in the cold water and the absinthe now cloudy.

End ID]

absinthe pipe (source) :•]

#scopo gifs #alcohol #stim #stimblr #stimmy #absinthe #drink #drink pouring #bartending #absinthe pipe #alcohol tw

[sileomaolduin]

Actually, cocktail tip: Most of the really good cocktails you'll have on a night out follow a really simple formula;

2 parts Liquor + 0.5-1 part Citrus + 0.5-1 part Simple Syrup + 1 part Flavour

If you follow this formula, it's hard to go wrong. Most cocktails out there that people really like and order a lot are just sours with a twist and you look like some sort of mixological wizard if you learn this formula. If you're feeling fancy, get an array of bitters and add a few dashes, or shake with an egg white.

Play around with the proportions too. I like equal parts citrus and simple syrup, a few extra dashes of bitters, and extra on the flavourings; in particular, I make my own simple syrup using dark brown sugar. Particularly for my favourite cocktail, the Bramble. (Gin + Lemon + Simple Syrup + Chambord/Creme de Mure)

#shouting into the void #cocktails #bartending #mixology

[dougielombax]

I think cocktails need to be given more unhinged sounding names.

“According to the recipe book, this one is called The Ruination of Mankind.”

“Yeah this is a gin based cocktail, it’s called Edith Keeler Must Die.”

“I’ve prepared a specialty consisting of triple sec and vermouth. I like to call it The Final Insult.”

And so on.

You get the idea.

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #my poor attempt at a joke #this sounded funnier in my head #cocktails #names #semantics #gin #vermouth #triple sec #mixology #bartending #idk shit about that #shut up #what #no context

[blazingpeter]

Today we have a practical assignment.

We are designing our own cocktails with the ingredient we brought from home.

I brought fresh Chilli from my mums garden. I'm very excited to see the results!

#yammering to myself #bartending #cocktail

[menoftiktok]

#gay #muscles #bartender #bartending

[izahelle]

#izahelle #comic #cafe #bartending #thegrumpybartender