as someone who lives in baltimore and forgot about the fuck you baltimore meme, i cannot describe the fear that was struck into my heart when eggman suddenly shouted "IF YOU LIVE IN BALTIMORE, FUCK YOU"
everything is aaalways connected to you, isn't it. i've been here for a while, i have seen the ways of the land. you are the centre, the big boss. even when i venture to seemingly "new" fandoms, unrelated blogs, you are always there, lurking in the replies or reblogged from. this whole ecosystem bends to your will, us little crawlers can't even fathom that there is an epicentre to this maze. but i have cracked the code. i know it's under your rule, and some day i'll prove it.
If this website is a playing field then I am the sun shining down upon it. I am the wind that blows and the grass that supports the weight of your wretched little body. God in heaven wishes he had my omnipotence. I am what guides the birds in their migration, I tell the flowers when it is time to bloom.
You may think the earth revolves around the sun, but the sun revolves around me. The threads of fate are woven from my hair. To even think of comprehending the labyrinth I created for my own divine amusement is a fool’s errand. A mistake only the feeble mortal mind can make. To challenge me is so shake your fist at the uncaring, unblinking eye of the universe.
why are yt to mp3 websites always the shadiest fuckin sites I feel like I’m going down a dark alleyway risking the chance of getting drugged and/or stabbed just bc its the only place where I can find a guy to deal me some decent fart with extra reverb dot mp3s