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brw · 3 years

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Thoughts on Dan Slott :)

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truly. my behated. i never liked his writing but ever since he had. like 16-18 y/o aboro propose to val who again is 12 AT BEST but is probably more like 8 i just... why this is man employed!!! he doesn't understand the characters he's writing he literally said that writing a character with powers as strong as franklin's was difficult and that's part of why he's depowered and it's like motherfucker if you can't write the team you're hired to do than give it up!!!! let someone else do it jfc!!

and like his writing of sue is SO bad. her only personality traits are "bitchy" and "overbearing" i am genuinely so fucking tired. why would she fucking stalk her adult brother??? she has TWO fucking kids to look after! she canonically is in charge of the ff's financial situation???? she ran their companies for them???? she's a secret agent sometimes for nick fury!! literally WHERE THE FUCK would she have the time to spy on her GROWN brother!!! sue genuinely just feels less like a character and more like a weird shape-shifting sexy blob that he changes to fit whatever stupid conflict he wants that issue which will never get brought up again.

not 2 mention the gross racism of some of his characters... like cindy when she was introduced was a glorified fetish character. no personality trait beyond "boobs" and "semi naked". and YES he apologised but that doesn't change that he'd thought that'd be okay, and considering how AWFULLY written skye is... like it just doesn't feel coincidence that a brown woman is the one that sue is shown to constantly judge and think negatively of and repeatedly insult her "backwards wrong" culture. it just feels so :/

and more on his weird shit, anyone remember his she-hulk mini where he???? had someone read out a list of all the people jen'd slept with in as she-hulk front of a court????? like WHAT the fuck was that. and he slutshamed johnny in EXACTLY the same way in his ff...

also. and this is something less to do w/ his bad writing and more with the fact that he haunts me. but when i was reading the 90s wonder man story. no mention of him at all! until i got to the final issue where it was finally cancelled. the guy who'd been answering the letters? dan fucking slott. i KNOW its not a big deal but it was so fucking creepy i feel like he's following me via the medium of comic books. it was insane. dan slott???? explains how fuckin rude some of the replies were tbh... jrjdnfn

there's also his ableism... like in the wedding buildup they called reed stupid & talked abt him behind his back when he was displaying some Symptoms Of Neurodiversity™ (hyperfixating) and was doing stuff in his lab and thought he wouldn't show up to the wedding like... this is his FAMILY they're supposed to know him and love him i'm 😩 can u. at least not use characteristics heavily associated w/ autism if you want to have his family insult him & whatnot it rlly is just. upsetting. and that STUPID "it's on bitch" panel everyone loves is just 😑 like hank was very obviously Not Well in that, not feeling great and you're telling me reed richards who shows sympathy and understanding to multiple supervillains who have tried to kill him and his family who once talked down someone from committing s*icide, would just belittle hank like that??? hank who he respects enough to ask for his expertise in robotics???? like just... in WHAT fucking world...

and that's not even getting into the crimes he committed in tony stark: iron man because dear fucking god they are numerous. he's been dead for 6 years dan. leave hank pym alone we have been through enough!!!!

ANYWAY. tldr he sucks i hate him wishing bad things for him ONLY. my beloathed.

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ufonaut · 3 years

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Thoughts on Green Lantern (in general or a specific run up to you)

THIS IS SO VAGUE I DONT QUITE KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT I'M SORRY. MY SECRET FAVOURITE LANTERN IS KATMA

#I HAVE MANY THOUGHTS ON GL BUT SO MANY THAT WE'D BE HERE ALL DAY SO PLEASE ENJOY MY FAVOURITE PANEL OF ALL TIME #ASKS #AYLARANZ

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cindymoon · 3 years

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ilysm maeveeeee<3

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dilfdoctordoom · 3 years

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LINKS: about | byf | edits | side blogs

PREV: aylaranz, flamebiirds, dilfrocketracoon

#*mine #*pinned #inspired by michelle/kwannon

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moontours · 3 years

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is sinestro in love with hal? 🤨 I just saw something on twitter inplying that he was about to say the L word. I always thought it was a crack ship of tumblr or something like that

bestie i have no idea tbh i dont read green lantern comics BUT my bff @aylaranz does so maybe maeve knows

#i am a mere bats reader ... sadly #anon #m.inbox

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dykerachelsummers · 3 years

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THE PERSON WHO RESPONDED TO YOUR POSTS SHIPS J*YDICK 🤢🤢🤢🤢

they also fucking ship j*ytim because of course they fucking do

#tee answers #aylaranz

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katistry · 3 years

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FREN SHAPE + SPACE

<3 <3 <3 !!!!

#aylaranz #TYYYYY

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brw · 3 years

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DOOMREED FOR THE ASK GAME

1) doesn’t listen to music. ever.

VICTOR. he goes to the orchestra and thats it exclusively. reed tries to get them a shared spotify account but its a waste because victor refuses to get a phone. he listens to songs to review to allow to be played on the latverian radio and that is literally it.

2) has never had a pomegranate

i'd say reed, i feel like he has a bunch of normal things that he has never experienced because his dad has the vibes of micromanaging every tiny part of reed's life, as in i imagine that their house didn't have a tv so reed never watched anything as a child. so not eating fruit that wasn't personally imported black market oranges or some shit? more likely than you might think <3

3) is a tax evader

VICTOR.... the ff havce gone broke multiple times bc of rent and taxes and not getting money off reed's inventions reed is the ONLY ethical rich person to exist in fiction or otherwise.

4) is against legalizing marijuana

victor, not because he has anything against it but because he doesn't think americans deserve to have a good time. its legal in latveria though.

5) gets computer viruses the most

VICTOR AGAIN.... listen i love him but. i genuinely don't think he has a laptop he WOULD fall for the hot milfs in his area trick, he'd be like "milfs??? in MY castle??? without MY knowledge???? impossible. i must find them at once" and fcvdcvhbcvb.

6) fell for an email scam and lost a lot of money

REED.... listen he is slightly better with computers than victor but he is literally besties with an african king so genuinely if he got one of those emails he'd fall for it. he's like aww no t'challa is in trouble >:( anything for a friend and fbdfvjhv

7) hooked up with someone in a gas station bathroom

reed and hank pym hooked up in college and have never talked about it since.

8) has a peanut allergy

TBH VICTOR... idk i can see him having an allergy like that and never realising it just bc he didnt exactly have a lot of access to peanuts growing up and. yeah fdfbhjcvjcv

9) has an account on reddit

reed, i can see him getting into stupid fights on the internet

10) is sexist

NEITHER OF THEM AND YET AT THE SAME TIME BOTH OF THEM.... neither of them do it on purpose but :/ they're men it happens. they both have sexist vibes bc reed is ur classic Man Thinks He's Smarter Than Everyone Else and victor Just Thinks He's Genuinely Better Than Everyone but tbh i also think they're both respectful and if u were to call them out they'd apologise and try not to do it again so. that's something.

11) knows how cryptocurrency works

REED... reed tried to invest in something and victor who doesn't know what the internet is was like absolutely fucking not.

12) seasons their food exclusively with salt and pepper

neither of them tbh i don't think reed knows what seasoning is and what is the point of having people cook meals for you if not to cook them exactly how you want so you don't need to add anything?

13) doesn’t remove the lint in the dryer before turning it on

i don't use a dryer i dont know what this means

14) is a cheater

gonna pretend this is abt chess, neither of them most of the time but when they're tired and just want to get this game over with so they can go the fuck to bed they will start just purposely pissing each other off by fucking around on the chess board i dont know how chess works help.

stupid shipping meme!

#ask games} answers #r: enemies to lovers slow burn (its been 60 years)#aylaranz #TYSM SDBXFVHCVHHBCV

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dilfdoctordoom · 3 years

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aylaranz -> dilfdoctordoom

#url change #usergenosha

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dilfdoctordoom · 3 years

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dilfrocketracoon → aylaranz

still tracking #usergenosha.