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DOOMREED FOR THE ASK GAME

1) doesn’t listen to music. ever.

VICTOR. he goes to the orchestra and thats it exclusively. reed tries to get them a shared spotify account but its a waste because victor refuses to get a phone. he listens to songs to review to allow to be played on the latverian radio and that is literally it.

2) has never had a pomegranate

i'd say reed, i feel like he has a bunch of normal things that he has never experienced because his dad has the vibes of micromanaging every tiny part of reed's life, as in i imagine that their house didn't have a tv so reed never watched anything as a child. so not eating fruit that wasn't personally imported black market oranges or some shit? more likely than you might think <3

3) is a tax evader

VICTOR.... the ff havce gone broke multiple times bc of rent and taxes and not getting money off reed's inventions reed is the ONLY ethical rich person to exist in fiction or otherwise.

4) is against legalizing marijuana

victor, not because he has anything against it but because he doesn't think americans deserve to have a good time. its legal in latveria though.

5) gets computer viruses the most

VICTOR AGAIN.... listen i love him but. i genuinely don't think he has a laptop he WOULD fall for the hot milfs in his area trick, he'd be like "milfs??? in MY castle??? without MY knowledge???? impossible. i must find them at once" and fcvdcvhbcvb.

6) fell for an email scam and lost a lot of money

REED.... listen he is slightly better with computers than victor but he is literally besties with an african king so genuinely if he got one of those emails he'd fall for it. he's like aww no t'challa is in trouble >:( anything for a friend and fbdfvjhv

7) hooked up with someone in a gas station bathroom

reed and hank pym hooked up in college and have never talked about it since.

8) has a peanut allergy

TBH VICTOR... idk i can see him having an allergy like that and never realising it just bc he didnt exactly have a lot of access to peanuts growing up and. yeah fdfbhjcvjcv

9) has an account on reddit

reed, i can see him getting into stupid fights on the internet

10) is sexist

NEITHER OF THEM AND YET AT THE SAME TIME BOTH OF THEM.... neither of them do it on purpose but :/ they're men it happens. they both have sexist vibes bc reed is ur classic Man Thinks He's Smarter Than Everyone Else and victor Just Thinks He's Genuinely Better Than Everyone but tbh i also think they're both respectful and if u were to call them out they'd apologise and try not to do it again so. that's something.

11) knows how cryptocurrency works

REED... reed tried to invest in something and victor who doesn't know what the internet is was like absolutely fucking not.

12) seasons their food exclusively with salt and pepper

neither of them tbh i don't think reed knows what seasoning is and what is the point of having people cook meals for you if not to cook them exactly how you want so you don't need to add anything?

13) doesn’t remove the lint in the dryer before turning it on

i don't use a dryer i dont know what this means

14) is a cheater

gonna pretend this is abt chess, neither of them most of the time but when they're tired and just want to get this game over with so they can go the fuck to bed they will start just purposely pissing each other off by fucking around on the chess board i dont know how chess works help.

stupid shipping meme!

#ask games} answers #r: enemies to lovers slow burn (its been 60 years) #aylaranz #TYSM SDBXFVHCVHHBCV