au where will is a graphic designer and Hannibal tracks his encephalitis based on how out of alignment and asymmetrical his work becomes
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Booโs Hand Study
plus a lil bonus-
broโs in danger but DAMN
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Edworl mlp au ref sheets sorta kinda,,๐
Tord and Edd ponyfied๐น
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"Stupid piece of shit, son of a bitch!" Billy cursed, kicking the underside of the front bumper of Neil's old beat up Ford F-350, "Fuckin' thing cain't a lasted a few more miles?"
Steve swung the passengers side door shut, boots clicking as he walked around to see the damage, "Ya act like the thing's brand new, Bill, hell, pretty sure it ain't even run right when it was." His hands hung low on his hips, as he examined under the hood. Didn't take an expert to see the problem given the short plumes of smoke and the strong smell of oil. If Steve were thinking about it any harder he would have had half a mind to back away, but he never was much of a thinker.
Billy wiped the sweat off of his brow, wishing now more than ever that he had worn his hat, "Well, it made it this long, didn't it?" he snapped, throwing his hands dramatically up in the air before shaking his head matter-a-factly. Steve just sighed, looking down the road both way, nothing in sight but asphalt, mountains, and dead Timothy grass. He did have a point, but the truck was bound to give out any day now. Of course it had to choose this day at this time.
"What'm I 'sposed to tell 'm, Steve?" the blonde boy questioned, still faced the other way. Steve could sense a certain vulnerability in the younger teens voice, something raw, something scared that pained him to the core.
Steve licked his lips, taking a short step forwards, "The truth," he spoke softly, letting his hand escape the sharp jut of his own hip to the sweaty expanse of the back of Billy's neck, thumbing at fresh cut curls. And for the first time that day he seemed to actually relax, tense muscles going lax at the tender contact.
Gently, Steve massaged, calloused fingers digging into soft flesh. Billy let out a soft grunt, "Ain't gonna believe me no way, Rodeo," he all but whispered, letting his head lull forwards, small smile cracking the brunettes hard expression.
"He'll have to," Steve rebutted, hand trailing up to brush through Billy's matted caramel curls, "Can't deny the fried engine 'r the smell'a gas can 'e?" He did have a point there, but the shorter teen was smarter than that, and knew his dad a hell of a lot better.
Billy only let his head hang for another minute before bringing it back to its original upright position, "Can 'f he pleases," he mumbled solemnly. Steve knew he was right, if there was one trait that topped bastard when it came to that Neil it was stubbornness. He let his hand fall back to his side with another defeated huff. He couldn't shake the feeling that this was somehow his fault, part of the punishment from God his parents went on about when they first found out he was queer. Maybe he should be on his hands and knees thanking the man upstairs that he wasn't burst into smithereens instead.
Steve gave Billy a hearty smack in the center of his back, "Buck up, cowboy, least we ain't gotta worry 'bout him for a few hours," he encouraged, looking on the bright side.
" 'N what're we supposed to do in the meantime, sit here 'n look pretty?" Billy retorted, sensing the amusement in Steve's sparkling brown eyes.
A sly smirk spread across Steve's face, "Think you had that down a while ago, fella," he remarked with a proud grin, one that billy couldn't help but give a half a smile to himself.
"You're so full a it, Harrington," Billy rolled his eyes, "Ain't better 'n no school girl."
Steve chuckled lightly, "Maybe not," he gave in, not having the will in him right now to fight against Billy comparing him to a girl. After a few seconds he sauntered to the tail end of the Ford in defeat, letting down the tailgate before giving himself a less than graceful hop up to sit on the bed.
"You really just gon' sit there?" Billy asked in surprise.
Steve turned his torso to look back at him, "I mean, what else 's there ta do, Billy? Not like we c'n call somebody to come 'n get us. So, we'll just hav'ta wait for the next car 'a pass." Billy didn't seem too fond of this idea, scowling at the brunette from his spot near the front of the truck.
"That could be hours, we don't got that kinda time, 'sposed ta be pickin' up the feed at two," he complained, scratching at the side of his jaw.
Steve shrugged, "They'll just hav'ta hold it, then. Ain't no fault'a ours." He was surprised when his counterpart had no further arguments, but was even more surprised when Billy walked around the side of the truck to join him. Steve made sure to keep his distance, already daring to touch once, not feeling like testing the waters twice.
But he could see the wheels turning in Billy's head, the gears shifting as he surely thought about what was waiting for him when he got home with no feed and not truck. Steve knew he'd get it too, but not as bad, never as bad. If history repeated itself he'd just get a stern talking to, the sloppy seconds of Billy's shiner and split lip.
Steve had gotten so lost in thought that when he felt a pinky nudging at his own it made him nearly jump out of his skin. He looked over at Billy, but didn't spare more than a glance before turning back, not wanting to fuck it up. Gently he lifted his pinky, half shaking, and wrapped it over the younger teens own with care.
There it was again, the contempt sigh and shrinking shoulders of shed tension from Billy that made the knot in Steve's stomach feel a little looser. In one swift motion Steve took the dark brown hat off of his head and placed it on Billy's, giving it a good push down before letting go again, all without looking over. In his peripheral he swore he could see a smile, the quick flash fo pearly white teeth that shone like sunshine between delicate pink lips.
And for a second, even if just for one second, he felt like everything might work out alright.
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I wanna hug Ghost :"> He just so cute. And may I pet Scruffy?
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Can you please tell me at length about your superhero au?
HEHEHEHEHEHE ๐๐๐๐
ok so basically the world has always had superpowers like for ever like grug the caveman was out there speaking to the woolly mammoths but then one day it just dispeared without warning. eons later they resurface without warning, and modern society has to find a way to suddenly adjust to a big chunk of the population having superpowers
its been over a century since then, so people have mostly gotten used to it but there are still some antiquated places, societal aspects and things that haven't been updated to the times yet
unlike many superhero aus this one is mostly just focused on the daily life and relationships between the characters, and the action takes a big backseat. the story itself takes place right after the omelette allegiance (hero turned vigilante operation) defeats the eggpire (supervillain cult), and now the characters have to deal with the fact that their mortal enemies at work are also just their friends in regular life
supers are kind of like glorified celebrities, so everything is sensationalised beyond reason, many heroes and villains are ridiculously wealthy and some have completely different personas outside of work.
main characters:
puffy (aka Sir Captain) (deranged name i know): has the ability to manipulate blood, blood flow and blood composition! early on this made her default to a healer role, but she's since discovered that it can also be used for extreme violence. outside of work, she works at a garden and sheep petting zoo!
badboyhalo (aka badboyhalo): formerly a villain part of a magic cult called the eggpire, he has the power to create contractual relationship ties with anyone he meets manifesting as red strings: from a tiny ribbon arround the pinkie to a thick rope wrapped around his heart (to skeppy of course). if bad cuts the tie, it causes a sharp pain in the other person: for a tiny thin string it could be a stubbed toe or a stiff neck, and for his strongest tie it is actually Death. outside of work he is the mayor of the bad lands. yeah the literal fucking mayor.
if you want me to explain the powers/worldbuilding and specific characters' powers just rb or send another ask!!! i'd be happy to :3
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Graphic designer will Graham: I drag my cursor to the font selection box. After careful deliberation I choose comic sans. This will inflame the Chesapeake Hackerโs sophisticated sensibilities and provoke an attack.This is my graphic design. This is my passion.
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Not so sophisticated
Ace: FIGHT ME YOU NERD ASS PUNK!
Levi:... At least try to sound sophisticated while you threaten someone.
Xander: Does thou wish to engage in a duel, my good bitch?
Ace:...
Levi:...
Xander:...
Levi: Somehow, that was worse
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social media au: harry and y/n are besties. really good besties. featuring LOTS of tweets, memes, insta posts and harry being horny in the comments section.
note; i rarely use a face claim. for this one, i somehow (it just happened) used gracie abrams. thereโs not many photos of her, though. hope u still find something funny below to enjoy either way.
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lloyddddddddddddddddd Love On Tour.
Nothing I can type here can describe what the past 18 months have been like for me. Iโve loved every second.
Thank you so much to everyone involved and to all of the incredible people Ive met along the way for making it a truly phenomenal experience.ย
And ofc a special thank you toย @harrystylesย for bringing me along, what a boy.ย
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๐ธSorry for the long ass absent guys ๐ซ family and holidays have been crazy๐ฎโ๐จ
I recently came across this short monkie kid wild West AU fanfic
It's short but it's really good, And it sort of got me in the mood to sketch or at least redraw the two mystic monkeys cowboy outfits again
I really wasn't sure whether to give Mac, purple boots or just black boots you can kind of see it in the first pick faded Mac.
๐ธ๐๐ดโจBut I don't think I've seen anyone draw them with horses or write something about it, so I'm going to be the first one to do it! (I don't know how to draw them sitting on horses, so bear with me here.)๐๐ฆ I know I put the scar on the wrong side of the Smokey Horse. My bad, let's just pretend it's on the right side.LOL๐
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๐ฝ๐I headCannon that when those two summon their horses together, they get really affectionate. The sheriff's horse is more like a big old golden retriever, playful and mischievous, and rarely ever listens to its owner. While over here, Mac's is more well-behaved and obedient, and they can get quite sassy sometimes. I'm not sure what to call it. It's hard to separate those two, so they try not to summon them at the same time.
They're also very affectionate to the monkeys especially the opposite ones.๐ถ๐โจ๐
๐I want a scenario where they let the horses stay instead of just poofing them out of existence so MK/MEI can play with the horses just a bit longer since they were begging them by giving them the puppy dog eyes (especially on Mei's side; she's a horse girl fan), and after a long while, the sheriff notices that his horse Nimbus was acting a little more strange and protective over the Smokey horse, letting them eat first, and just never leaving their side. All sorts of strange behavior on the Nimbus side. All he ever notices from the shadow horse is that they were a little sluggish, but he doesn't think too much of it.๐๐ค ๐ต
๐Until one day, BAM! This little cutie came into the world as a precious, adorable little cinnamon roll, prancing around like it owns the world.๐ง๐ฝ๐โจ
๐There's stupidly protective over this little guy.๐ฟ๐ก๐ฆ๐ดโ๏ธ๐๐
๐ดAnd there's a huge problem. This little guy is clumsy as heck. He's new and everything, so of course he is, but he likes to adventure out without his horsey parents knowing or anyone else, and he loves playing games like tag his favorite, but because he's so clumsy, he causes damage that MK or his mentors have to fix, so everyone has to be on high alert and watch over the little rascal. LMAOย ๐๐ผ๐ฅ๐โจ
๐ธI hope you enjoyed this, I certainly had fun drawing this I wish there was more wild West monkeys fics there's some freaking cute๐โจ
๐ฅAaaah! I love these freaking cow monkeys ๐๐
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besties (matt sturniolo x reader) เฑจเงโ ห๏ฝกโ
notes: this took me days. i am going BLIND plz show sum love &&&&& heyโโโ come talk to me ! (btw this type of editing/social media aus have been around for ages- credit goes to the person who came up with it first!!)
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yourusername happy 20th my boys. thank u for driving me around and feeding me and being the greatest airbnb hosts when i be acting up โฆ ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ค love you always.
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chrissassturniolo yk whoโs shy and introverted and weird?
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nicolassturniolo itโs February
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christophersturniolo y/n, don't listen to the haters. I love you, and you love me. We do not owe anyone anything. Our family is who matters. If you get likes and good comments great, if you get hate then whatever because THEY DON'T MATTER. I love you๐
yourusername ๐ณ bye
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หโบ๏ฝกหโหwho's gonna know | CS55หโบ๏ฝกหโห
pairing: carlos sainz x ferrari admin!reader y/n (she/her)
genre: social media au
warnings: none just fluff
summary: in which a certain someone is trying to catch your attention but you are otherwise preoccupied
a/n: this was kind of hard to make there was a lot to fit in so i didnt make her like childhood friends w lando or anything LOL sometimes it's saur hard to fit too many plot points in smau ๐ญ hope it's ok tho!
request!!!: newly hired Ferrari social media manager ( literally jokingly simps over every driver despite being a Ferrari employee) who Carlos has a crush on and is trying to shoot his shot while the drivers are on his neck lol ..reader could also be lando's childhood (or not) best friend..it's upto you actually
sequel
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user5 so cute
user6 ily pierre
user7 luv pierre selfies
scuderiaferrari so hot! ๐ฅ
pierregasly ???
charles_leclerc oh no ferrari admin
maxverstappen1 wrong account?
scuderiaferrari nope im on the correct account dont worry everyone :))
francisca.cgomes ๐๐๐
user8 HAHAHA
user9 omg this is so funny
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user10 hiii daniel
user11 aww sleepy daniel so cute
user12 ADORABLE
scuderiaferrari hey daniel you look cool and hot as always ๐
danielricciardo awww thanks ferrari!!
charles_leclerc not again
carlossainz55 admin pays attention to everyone but us
scuderiaferrari hey charlos
carlossainz55 hey what you doing tonight?
danielricciardo not on my post please!
user13 ...wait
user14 is carlos trying to shoot his shot with ferrari admin ๐ญ
user15 CARLOS??!
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user16 he looks so cute
user17 so cosyy
user18 hi lando
user19 cue ferrari comment in 3 2 ...
scuderiaferrari dont get too close to the snow you'll melt it ๐ฅ๐ฅ
landonorris ๐
charles_leclerc ๐
user20 they're fed up now LOL
carlossainz55 STOP THIS!!
scuderiaferrari ๐ฎ
landonorris everyone stop being hostile it's my bad for being so hot
carlossainz55 ๐คจ
scuderiaferrari ๐
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yourbff red era
landonorris she isnt taylor swift
yourusername why do you even know that's a taylor swift thing
landonorris im one of the girls alright?
charles_leclerc not sure who you're trying to impress but i know who you are impressing
yourusername is this a riddle i have to solve
user21 ???
user22 omg all of the red lol ferrari girllll
carlossainz55 ๐ฅ๐ฅ
user23 oh carlos fancies her fr
user24 he wants her so bad it's left him rizzless
user25 fire emoji is lando norris levels of L rizz
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user26 wait did he rizz her
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user29 is it just you two??!๐ผ
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landonorris ๐
carlossainz55 do you ever say anything besides laugh emojis, lando?
pierregasly ๐
charles_leclerc ๐
yourusername immature boys!
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user33 carlos needs to ask her out already
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carlossainz55 ๐
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user34 IS THAT Y/N
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user36 did carlos actually pull the ferrari admin
charles_leclerc interesting
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landonorris i see
user37 THE COMMENTS???
user38 details nowwwww
scuderiaferrari ruff ruff!!
carlossainz55 grrr
user39 is this flirting
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yourbff SOFT LAUNCHHHH???
yourusername ๐คทโโ๏ธ who's gonna know
yourbff probably everyone
pierregasly ๐
user45 is it carlos
user46 if it's carlos u can tell us y/n :-))
charles_leclerc you're not sneaky, y/n
yourusername ?? dont know what ur talking about
charles_leclerc ur dating my teammate
yourusername baseless accusation
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user47 this is too convenient for it to not be y/n
user48 first y/n soft launches and now this?
user49 not u pulling the ferrari admin
user50 wow & haters said you couldnt do it
pierregasly wow
carlossainz55 ???
landonorris congratulations ๐
carlossainz55 ๐
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user51 she's trying to soft launch carlos but we already know
user52 CARLOS DEFFO BAGGED HER
user53 i can't believe carlos rizzed her up
user54 she's so motherrrr
charles_leclerc no comment
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charles_leclerc i know more than u think ๐
yourusername creep!!!
user55 LOL charles knows too
yourbff and you said who's gonna know ๐คจ
yourusername yeaaaaaaa my bad
user56 y/n carlos confirmed
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i don't wanna be funny anymore | daniel ricciardo social media au
pairing: daniel ricciardo x fem podcaster!reader
i don't wanna be funny anymore, i got a too short skirt, maybe i can be the cute one. is there room in the band? i don't need to be the front man, if not then i'll be the biggest fan
based on i don't wanna be funny anymore by lucy dacus (this song speaks to me, i love lucy (she's also AMAZING live))
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yourusername: hey girl hey, new ep coming at you fast this friday all about rotting. as the twilight weather rolls in and it becomes the season of all too well, we'll talk about rotting, how we can do it right and how not to lose your mind this october (a cautionary tale, i've already lost mine)
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user1: my queen hands down five stars already
user2: the bag is so real and the way i know it's a tote that does NOT stay on your shoulder
yourusername: it's the enchante tote, shameless plug for my man
danielricciardo: you singlehandedly sell out my totes every time baby
user3: not this actual fan erasure ๐คจ
user4: babe be real, she has a massive platform and there was a direct correlation between the first time she plugged a tote and the fact that they sold out that day you guys just love being mean
user5: i'm mean cause i don't want some leech taking credit for dan's hardwork and his fans?
user6: he fucking said it? you guys grasp at straws every time so try and justify your agenda against her
maxverstappen1: idk what rotting is but i'll still listen to every second
yourusername: thanks maxy, though i'd say going on the sim for up to 14 hours of the day is bordering on rotting
maxverstappen1: productive rotting !
yourusername: yes, i guess your sweet little treats are trophies?
maxverstappen1: that would make sense (don't tell my trainer but i do enjoy the little fruity drinks from starbucks)
user7: yall wanna say we're mean but she's literally invalidating max, saying he's rotting on the sim is so invalidating to everything he went through when he was younger
user8: how did we get there? this grasp on straws has to be studied... from a joke about the sim to invalidating abuse?
user9: i honestly thank the lord for dan and max because they're so supportive no matter the shitstorm that yall throw at y/n everyday
user10: literally max is even listening to podcasts... real friends, i hope one day she feels confident enough to come to races
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danielricciardo: buckle up, enchante is going to the rodeo ๐
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user13: i shall be breaking the bank
user14: dan so smart, he looks like a good boyf for including y/n but didn't include her face
user15: yall ever listen to yourself talk, you need to be put in time out for real
yourusername: we all know the phrase, save a horse, ride a...
danielricciardo: daniel?
yourusername: YUP
user16: ugh there are children who are fans of daniel, she's so gross
user17: do you ever get tired of doing all of that mental gymnastics?
yourusername: can't wait for the tote drop for this collection, yall WON'T be disappointed
user18: yes, i will always trust mother's tote recommendations
user19: anyone who carries that much shit knows what makes a good tote
yourusername: this one has survived two dostoevsky book, an unreasonably large water bottle, a laptop and microphone
user19: thank you ma'am
maxverstappen1: real love is dressing as a cowgirl for your needy boyfriend
yourusername: the things we do for love (i actually had so much fun)
user20: here y/n goes doing all the publicity, but never going to races, clearest gold digger attention whore wag of all time
user21: surely a real attention whore would go to every race to get the screen time and papped and all that jazz?
excerpt of y/n y/ln's podcast where she addresses her absences in the paddock.
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yourusername: life recently lol, the enchante tote is taking a beating
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user24: she's such a crybaby making dan use up an entire portion of his interview to coddle her
user25: she doesn't come to races cause of people like you invading her privacy and being rude and here you are ... proving her point
danielricciardo: pretty lady i can't wait to be back in your arms
yourusername: waiting outside the airport now
danielricciardo: we haven't even taken off yet babe
yourusername: i know i just miss you and can't wait to see your handsome face
user26: dan must be saying this shit at gun point cause there's no way he actually thinks she's pretty
user27: are you clinically blind? cause we must not be seeing the same girl
maxverstappen1: the aperol rawdogging the bag, you are SO brave
yourusername: living life on the edge, is this that thrill all you drivers talk about?
maxverstappen1: i may drive at over 200 kmh but i'd never risk my tote like that
yourusername: is it worse that i have a jar of olives in there as well, one drop and it's so over for me
maxverstappen1: OLIVES? remind me NOT to hug you when you pick us up
danielricciardo: if you want that hug you gonna have to get in line boy
user28: she picks them up from the airport? that's so cute
user29: someone tell her the gross girl aesthetic isn't cute
user30: babe don't worry no matter the aesthetic you have daniel will never want you x
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maxverstappen1: finally went on my bff's (no 1 in the world) podcast after i finally convinced her yall ain't shit - oh and dan was there for emotional support x
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user31: SO ICONIC
user32: ep on repeat forever, they're so funny
yourusername: for a man who hates podcasts, you were a star i think the memes hit you hard
maxverstappen1: i enjoy the PROFESSIONALS could you imagine doing a podcast with lando
landonorris: why am i catching strays
danielricciardo: i wouldn't say that too loud, i got about 20 texts as soon as you posted this demanding i ask y/n to be on the show
yourusername: oooooooooo the girls are fighting
landonorris: so can i come on?
yourusername: i'm sure we can schedule something
maxverstappen1: don't say i didn't warn you y/n
user33: ugh now she's going to whore around the rest of the grid
user34: for real wasn't dan enough? she's not even pretty enough to whore herself out
user35: you people have no reading comprehension cause you see how dan says yall are insane and yall keep proving him right
danielricciardo: i'm so proud of you pretty girl
yourusername: i love you cowboy
danielricciardo: forever obsessed with you
user36: i'm living for y/n basically telling all these insecure weirdos to fuck off
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yourusername: who was gonna tell me these cars are loud as shit irl
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user39: someone tell sky to stop zooming in on her i don't pay to her her ugly ass
user40: cry your heart out bro everyone else is happy
danielricciardo: oops i think you're my lucky charm you now have to come to every race ever sorry not sorry
yourusername: gosh i think that might be true - i'll be there! (but for real you are so so talented and don't need a lucky charm)
danielricciardo: i'm just so happy to share this with you, i love you so much, i'm sorry people have been so cruel
yourusername: people are passionate about you and rightly so, but i appreciate you protecting me baby
user41: imagine being this irrelevant and demanding protection in the paddock ... the audacity
user42: you finally came to the paddock and this is what you wore?
user43: she's wearing danny merch? if she didn't yall would have a problem with that as well so please just be quiet
maxverstappen1: i need you to come every weekend cause you're the only one drunk danny will listen to
yourusername: we had practice with all the wine tasting we did for his wine line
danielricciardo: i am NOT that bad
maxverstappen1: tbf it's usually him just crying about how much he loves you
yourusername: AWWWWWW (i also cry about how much i love you)
user44: gosh this is my favourite f1 couple
user45: hopefully now she has her dose of fame she'll fuck off
user46: HAVE A DAY OFF
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danielricciardo: as we're nearing our two year anniversary i wanted to say a couple things. one. i love you so much. when you came into my life i was in a bad place and you truly taught me to love myself again and how to love my sport again. you're the most amazing woman ever, the kindest soul and the most beautiful girl ever. two. i am so thankful for the support i have, i do not allow the disrespect some have given y/n. you guys have no real perception of relationships between athletes and fans. you do not have the right to comment on y/n in the way you are. you take extremely low blow and have the gall to confront her in public as well. do not call yourself a fan of mine when you treat the people i love like this. my team will now begin to monitor comment sections and will seek to block and report accounts doing this. thank you and i love you y/n.
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note: hope yall enjoyed!! i love danny and i saw the danny ric honky tonk this morning and had to write about him. i'd also had this idea for a while but didn't know who to write for lol. please listen to the song i love lucy so much and the song is so relatable xx
also anyone who has requested - i am working on them (but as per some questions in my asks, as for right now i do not write for footballers, if i become less disillusioned with the sport (thanks chelsea) this may change)
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