#astronuts...
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#astronuts art#kunikida doppo#bsd#kunisig#sigkida#bungo stray dogs#doppo kunikida#sigma bsd#bsd sigma#fukuzawa yukichi
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Images that go hard
#he's so me#astronut. be serious#the fucking cartoon episode right after the 'john fucking dies forever but hes ok with it because he loved and he got the ps5 out his head'#episode#anyway#i mean hes dying here too and its cool whatever. but this is silly . the other one was NOT silly#farscape#ps5 really took his lessons from Megamind the movie Re: Presentation!!
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it's the astro-nuts! 🥜
(my part of a trade with @scifidude)
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Available on Redbubble - https://rdbl.co/3YvQ9DG.
#astronaut#astronut#nut#groundnut#moon#space#food#pun#cute#funny#humour#joke#chyneyee#illustration#art#drawing
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#RuPaul Charles#tal talks#okay I must confess#im actually ‘astronut’ in this screenshot#this was in our siblings groupchat and this exchange coming from the third uninvolved sibling’s POV is just funnier#so they graciously allowed me to post it 🙏 thanks bro#described in alt text
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"Essa gente inventa cada coisa!"
Pica Pau tomando seu café casualmente enquanto vira meme
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ASTRONUTS by Iason Ragnar Bellerophon
Via Flickr:
Bell 2023
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We were recently claimed as a conquest by an #InvisibleAstronaut from Imvisible Planet and Frida did not lift a paw to defend us! 🤦🏻♂️😒
#when no one is looking#toon weirdos#runaway toons#sketch#cartooning#weird characters#cartoons#arts alive#sketchers of instagram#weirdo#invisible astronaut#astronaut#Astronut
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Just the Sun in the sky, can’t we name it, all stars are suns, Earth’s Sun needs a name
Anyway, and Gen X in clouds
In a Picture
Ad Vert Ise Ment Prunts
#wordsbymm#artcalledoddities#artcalledwords#artcallednaturalviews#skyview#life#Sun needs a name#if all stars are suns#here from Earth#or not#astronut#ask us not#see don’t tell#communicate out well#plunge catch pull#drink healthy#artcalledpour#artcalledwrap#artcalledinsectieunts#pay attention#us humans#•#no p word .|.#it is what it is#pricks & cunts#r rated on Tumblr#no kittens or puppies allowed#pussy & limpdicks#make an ad
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The Effects Of A Pun
Jaune: Hey, Yang?
Yang: Yeah?
Jaune: Did you know if you masturbate in space its called an astronut?
Yang: ...
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Jaune stare into the mirror inspecting the the array of hickies on his neck before turning to his side to try, and get a clear view at the scratch marks across his back before gazing at his reflection once more with a bewildered expression across it.
Jaune: ...
Jaune: The fuck... just happened...?
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The gif has horrible quality im sorry I just took it from the video I made w it
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My girl.
Pairing: Post covid!Stan Marsh x Reader.
Triggers: 18+, cockwarming, use of 'good girl' and 'sir' as nicknames, the timeline where Stan is an astronut.
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Stan had been busy at work. When the office calls, he's there right away. You knew his job was important but when he was gone, you couldn't help but miss him terribly when he was gone. You missed him in everyway possible, but right now; you couldn't help but stand in his office in annoyance.
He had gotten home hours ago, only to go back over some stupid paper work in his office. He had merely kissed your cheek when he walked in and up the office. Before heading into Stan's office, you quickly fixed yourself up, ensuring your breasts and thong was on show. Thank god you wore Stan’s favourite thong today.
"Really Stan?" You frowned as you watched him flick through the files.
"I'm sorry, baby." Stan looked back at you before returning back to the pages. "I won't be much longer."
"How much longer?" You asked, trying to get his attention.
"15 minutes, maybe 20."
Walking over to Stan's desk, you leaned down beside him, pretending to look over the paperwork he was doing. Stan looked up at his wife, looking down at her outfit, seeing your blue thong. When the shock of your thong wore off Stan, he couldn't help but lean back in his chair
With two fingers, Stan beckoned you towards him. You followed his instructions over to him, standing infront of him and leaning down face to face with him.
"I need you to do something for me." Stan spoke, his voice demanding and cold. "I need you to take those pretty panties off and sit on my cock."
You won.
You slide your panties off, dropping them into one of drawers for later, while Stan unbuckles his pants to pull out his hard cock. You throw your legs either side of Stan's hips to line yourself up with his cock. You slide yourself down onto his cock, taking it inch by inch. And although Stan wanted to give into you right away just by the feeling of your warmth, he wasn't going to do that.
He still had 15 minutes left.
You go to move when you finally adjust to his length, but Stan places his hands onto your hips, holding you still as possible.
"No, no." Stan laughed at your confused face. "I said sit on my cock, not move."
You whined out of frustration. "Stan." You cried out. "You've been gone for three days, I've missed you." But no. Stan wasn't giving into you just yet.
Stan pulled his chair back into his best to grab his files. "Get comfortable, sweetpea. You're not moving until I tell you." He demanded, giving your thighs a little tap, making you clench around him.
"Yes sir." You moaned, resting your head on his shoulder while you rested chest to chest with Stan, doing your best to focus on something else.
"Good girl." Stan praised, making you moan at his encouragement. He could feel you clenching around him again. Stan didn't want to let you know how much he wanted nothing more then to take you then and there, but if you couldn't wait 15 minutes, then you can sit here for 15 minutes more.
Stan purposely spent 20 minutes flicking through files, double checking them. He could feel you shifting just to get some sort of friction from him. But you were being so good, staying still, and keeping your moans quiet when you moved.
You deserved a reward for being such a good girl.
Stan nudged you gently, helping you sit up on his lap. "You did so good keeping my cock warm." He smiled, kissing you. Gosh, he missed how you tasted. How could he be so neglectful of his best girl?
"Your cunt is amazing, it feels so good sweetpea."
"Thank you sir." You moaned against his mouth as Stan brings you down for another kiss.
“Because you were such a good girl for me." Stan smirked. "You can now move."
#post covid!stan marsh x reader#post covid!south park#post covid!stan marsh#south park x reader#south park#stan marsh#stan marsh x reader#post covid!stan marsh smut
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Astronuts
Gift art for @scifidude
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Toontown: Corporate Clash Recap: Fishing
Every Toon-controlled area in the game (not counting event-exclusive neighborhods) has at least one fishing pond.
Fishing is in fact a beloved past-time of the Toons.
In order to fish, all you have to do is step onto one of the docks at the fishing pond. Toons use Jellybeans as bait, but you have 45 seconds to cast your line. The timer resets every time you cast your line, but letting time run out will boot you off the pier.
In order to catch a fish, you have to click on your Toon and pull back. The further back you pull, the farther your Toon will cast the reel.
How do you catch fish?
In every pond, there are a few bubbling shadows that move about the water. If this shadow comes in contact with your bobber, you’ll automatically reel in a fish, an old boot, or a jar of Jellybeans.
Jellybean Jars automatically add more Jellybeans to your personal jar, old boots are thrown out, and fish are added to your bucket.
If you talk to a Fisherman or a Pet Shop Clerk with fish in your bucket, you can sell all of the fish in your bucket for Jellybeans.
However, there’s an additional twist: Bingo.
That’s right, when you go fishing, you’re ALSO playing Bingo! The Bingo card depicts all of the fish you could possibly catch in the pond, and reeling in a fish allows you to cover that square. (The center is always a free space that is automatically claimed, even in Bingo variants where that is useless.) Old Boost, meanwhile, are wildcards that can be used to tick off ANY box.
If you win before the Bingo Card runs out, you can click the “Bingo” button to earn you and EVERYONE fishing at the same pond as you some Jellybeans.
That said, there are some variants:
Classic: Mark out a row, column, or diagonal to win.
Four Corners: Mark out all four corners of the Bingo Card to win.
Crossout: Mark out a + sign to win.
Diagonals: Mark out the diagonals to win.
Tea Time: Make a T-shape on the board.
Three Way: Mark the diagonals and middle row to win.
Perimeter: Mark out the outer edges to win.
Blockout: Get every single space in order to win.
Bingo is played cooperatively, as Bingo Cards are per-pond rather than per-Toon. However, only fish caught DURING the current game will allow you to mark off spaces. You can’t “bank” fish from one round to the next. You are ONLY prompted to mark off a space immediately after catching a fish.
Oh yeah, and every cast of your line costs Jellybeans (you ARE using Jellybeans as bait, after all), and better rods have more expensive casts. However, you NEED those better rods in order to catch heavier fish and bigger Jellybean Jars.
Speaking of, all fish species fall under one of the following categories:
Balloon Fish: Red balloons with fins, their faces are the part you tie.
Cat Fish: Round fish with cat ears, cat faces, and whiskers.
Clown Fish: Fish in clown outfits.
Frozen Fish: Shivering, blue fish encased in ice.
Star Fish: Elvis-impersonating stars with faces.
Holey Mackerel: A fish full of holes.
Dog Fish: Fish with dog ears, dog faces, and slobbering tongues.
Amore Eel: Pink eels that curls into a heart shape.
Nurse Shark: A shark in a nurse costume who’s endlessly trying to contact a “Dr. White”.
King Crab: a crustacean in royal regalia, holding a scepter in one of his pincers and wearing a crown atop its head.
Moon Fish: Astronut Fish with a Corporate Clash flag.
Sea Horse: Non-anthropomorphic horse in scuba gear.
Pool Shark: A shark who’s ready to play pool, complete with the pool stick thing.
Bear Acuda: a non-anthropomorphic bear in scuba gear.
Cutthroat Trout: Fish in a pirate outfit.
Piano Tuna: Fish with a massive mouth full of piano keys instead of teeth.
Peanut Butter and Jellyfish: A PB&J sandwich with stinging tentacles.
Devil Ray: A red stingray with devil horns who cackles maniacally when reeled in.
Individual fish species are also sorted into the following rarities (from most to least common):
Cod Do Better
Common
Finteresting
Rare
Very Rare
Reel-y Rare
Trouta this World
You’re Pirahna Roll!
The following fish species can be found at any pond:
Balloon Fish
Hot Air Balloon Fish
Cat Fish
Clown Fish
Sad Clown Fish
Party Clown Fish
Star Fish
Five Star Fish
Rock Star Fish
Shining Star Fish
All Star Fish
Holey Makeral
Dog Fish
Puppy Dog Fish
Amore Eel
Nurse Shark
King Crab
Sea Horse
Rocking Sea Horse
Pool Shark
Cutthroat Trout
Piano Tuna
PB&J Fish
Grape PB&J FIsh
Strawberry PB&J Fish
Devil Ray
The following, meanwhile, are exclusive to only a few ponds, including the Estate’s pond:
Tabby Cat Fish
Tom Cat Fish
Bull Dog Fish
Hot Dog Fish
Dalmatian Dog Fish
Electric Amore Eel
Clydesdale Sea Horse
Arabian Sea Horse
Heavier fish are worth more fishing experience when caught, and you earn achievements for every 10 unique fish species you discover.
Uniquely, the first 6 fishing achievements reward fishing experience IN ADDITION to Toon Experience.
The Fishing Level Cap is 70. You can purchase larger buckets every 8 levels (Your default bucket holds 20 Fish and the largest holds 100), and you unlock new fishing rods at Levels 10, 20, 30, 40, 50, and 60. It’s suggested for players to priortize fishing rods over buckets due to how pricey buckets can be for very little pay-off beyond saved time. Starting with your default rod and going up in quality:
Cardboard (1 bean per cast)
Twig (2 beans per cast)
Bamboo (3 beans per cast)
Hardwood (4 beans per cast)
Steel (5 beans per cast)
Gold (6 beans per cast)
Platinum (7 beans per cast)
You can change your rod at any time from the “items” page of your Shticker Book, and you can view what species you’ve encountered from the “Activities” page, along with fish currently in your bucket.
And now, let’s see what’s next:
Trolley Games
Minigame Area
Estate
Fishing
Cogs and Buildings
Social Activity
G.U.M.B.A.L.L. Machine
Toon Levels
Huh… Looks like next time, we can begin our tour of Toontown Central.
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That’s a lot of fish! But sounds less frustrating than most fishing games lmao
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