#asoue incorrect quotes

[just-an-enby-lemon]

Klaus: It's locked. You got a lock pick?

Violet: No, but I can make one really quick. Wait just...

Sunny: *kicks in the door*

#the baudelaires #sunny baudelaire #klaus baudelaire #violet baudelaire #asoue #asoue incorrect quotes #lemon incorrect quotes

[bezdddakota]

I always liked those Incorrect Quotes memes so after playing GOW Ragnarok, I really wanted to turn this wonderful moment into a IQ meme because it was sound like something that Olaf would say.

#yeah i know Fernald would be funnier but I don't remember if there's a good enough scene for this #a series of unfortunate events #asoue #count olaf #klaus baudelaire #asoue incorrect quotes #source: god of war ragnarok

[mincentmango]

here's some Series of Unfortunate Events VFD members (from before the schism) incorrect quotes cause I recently rewatched the series :)

characters included: Josephine Anwhistle, Beatrice Baudelaire, Bertrand Baudelaire, Monty Montgomery, Gustav Sebald, Jacques Snicket, Kit Snicket, Lemony Snicket, Larry Your Waiter, and Count Olaf. (sorry if i've missed anyone!)

Colour Thingy (mainly for me to remember while writing this)

Josephine , Beatrice , Bertrand , Monty , Gustav , Jacques , Kit , Lemony , Larry , Olaf

(yes there will be jacques x larry content here they were in love and i will die trying to prove it. (there will also be lemony x beatrice here because i love them with my whole heart.))

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Bertrand: Fellas, I gotta know for science. Is the opposite of red green or blue?

Larry: Technically a mix of green and blue?

Bertrand: So blurple.

Larry: That's implying you're mixing blue and purple.

Bertrand: Would you rather have fucking bleen? MOTHERFUCKING GRUE?

Larry: You were confusing before but now I'm scared.

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Olaf: I'm totally useless :(

Jacques: You're not totally useless.

Jacques: You can be used as a bad example.

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Beatrice: I can do anything I put my mind to. I once figured out Kit's phone number just by choosing random numbers.

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Larry: Jacques is playing hard to get.

Larry: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

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Lemony, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

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Josephine: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby?

Josephine: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us.

Joesphine: I also want to softhack his circuits.

Kit: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.

to be continued :)

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Olaf: If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" is all I need.

Olaf: Not all this "how dif you get into my house" business.

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Monty: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!! *aggressively throws water bottles*

Kit: Uh... what's up with him?

Gustav: He's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.

Monty: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!!

Larry, crying: It's working.

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Jacques and Lemony: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire*

Lemony: WE NEED AN ADULT!

Jacques: Lemony, YOU ARE AN ADULT.

Lemony: WE NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT!! GET KIT.

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Kit: I have a problem..

Olaf: Kill it.

Kit: Can you chill for like, two seconds??

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#a series of unfortunate events #asoue #asoue incorrect quotes #incorrect asoue quotes #incorrect quotes #josephine anwhistle #beatrice baudelaire #bertrand baudelaire #montgomery montgomery #gustav sebald #jacques snicket #kit snicket #lemony snicket #larry your waiter #count olaf #vfd #volunteer fire department

[dambit-like-gambit]

Mr. Poe: Alright children, you ready to get some new “family,” and even more near-death experiences, and insane levels of childhood trauma?

Klaus: I want my parents

Mr. Poe: you’re getting TRAUMA!!!

#mr poe #klaus baudelaire #the baudelaire orphans #asoue memes #incorrect quotes #asoue incorrect quotes

[aseriesofunfortunatetexts]

incorrect ASOUE

#mr. poe #violet baudelaire #klaus baudelaire #sunny baudelaire #a series of unfortunate events #asoue #asoue edit #incorrect quotes #source: derry girls

[athena-theunicorn]

The Baudelaires: That's count Olaf! Every adult in a five mile radius: Don't be ridiculous.

#these poor kids #violet baudelaire #klaus baudelaire #sunny baudelaire #the baudelaire children #the baudelaire orphans #a series of unfortunate events quotes #a series of unfortunate events #a series of unfortunate quotes #incorrect quotes #asoue #asoue netflix #asoue books #asoue fandom #count olaf #lemony snicket

[mr-mentally-ill]

Jacques: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Beatrice: >:O language

Kit: Yeah watch your fucking language

Esmé: OKAY WHO TAUGHT KIT THE FUCK WORD?

Olaf: 'The fuck word'.

Lemony: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Kit: Oh my god they censored it

Olaf: Say fuck, Lemony.

Kit: Do it, Lemony. Say fuck.

#im gay and tired #gay <3 #incorrect quotes #asoue #a series of unfortunate events #a series of unfortunate quotes #jacques snicket #beatrice baudelaire #kit snicket #esmé squalor #count olaf #lemony snicket

[unfortunate-sapphic-disaster]

Olaf: people say I have a unique way of lighting up a room

Jacques: It's called arson, and those people are witnesses

#Asoue #a series of unfortunate events #count olaf #Jaques snicket #a series of unfortunate quotes #incorrect quotes

[thermodynamic-comedian]

jacques: one day, someone will think about you for the last time. and then, you'll be forgotten by the universe.

olaf: not if i eat the mona lisa lol

#actual interactions that happened in vfd training for real (real) (true) (trust me bro it happened) /j #asoue #a series of unfortunate events #sugar bowl gen #snicketverse #lemony snicket #jacques snicket #count olaf #incorrect asoue quotes

[countessviolet]

Violet: Have you considered doing things differently?

Count Olaf: What!? My plan is full proof!

Klaus: Is that why it failed three times already?

#a series of unfortunate events #asoue #incorrect quotes #violet baudelaire #klaus baudelaire #count olaf

[afterthegreatunknown]

nice pre-canon heacanon thing

Mr. Quagmire, walking down the stairs: Hm, given it’s a Sunday and I don’t have work to worry about, I think I’ll attempt to make French toast with jam. The kids were talking about it to themselves last week. It would be nice to surprise them with it. Do we have enough eggs though? Is that why Joanie wasn’t in bed when I woke up?

*Mr. Quagmire turns, and walks down the hallway that leads to the kitchen. He sees the door is close, with Mrs. Quagmire standing by it...for some reason.*

Mr. Quagmire: Hello there, Joanie. Is there something fascinating with the door that I don’t know about?

Mrs. Quagmire, laughing: The only thing that can be fascinating about a door is what’s behind it, Q.

*Mrs. Quagmire opens the door. Mr. Quagmire sees Duncan, Isadora, and Quigley standing near the table, with smiles on their faces. The table has a tall glass of orange juice, and a plate of French toast with jam.*

Duncan, singing: ~You are our dad!~

Isadora, joining in: ~You’re our dad!~

Quigley, shimmying: ~Boogie Woogie Woogie~

#asoue #a series of unfortunate events #mr. quagmire #mrs. quagmire #quagmire triplets #duncan quagmire #isadora quagmire #quigley quagmire #incorrect quotes #source: vine #(i thought of the vine and this came to me in an instant) #we all queue in a yellow submarine

[arrogance-entwined]

Court Room ASOUE AU:

Justice Strauss: Count Olaf, how do you plead?

Count Olaf: Your Honor, Esmé and I will be performing our rendition of the Cell Block Tango.

#asoue #eslaf #count olaf #esme squalor #text #a series of unfortunate events #aseriesofunfortunateevents #esmesqualor #countolaf #incorrect quotes #esmé squalor #netflix series #Chicago #cell block tango #lucy punch #neilpatrickharris #neil patrick harris #lucypunch #nph #justice strauss

[incorrectringsofpower]

Sauron: Didn’t your brother teach you anything?

Galadriel: He taught me to survive.

Sauron: Well they do say, "Those who can’t do... teach."

#trop #trop crack #trop spoilers #the rings of power #the rings of power spoilers #sauron #galadriel #finrod #incorrect quotes #incorrectringsofpower #source: asoue

[aseriesofunfortunatetexts]

incorrect ASOUE

#count olaf #a series of unfortunate events #asoue #asoue edit #incorrect quotes #source: succession

[allthingsasoue]

Klaus: Has anyone noticed this whole city is looking for us, mad at us, or wants to kill us?

Sunny: It's usually just half the city.

#incorrect asoue quotes #asoue #klaus baudelaire #sunny baudelaire

[mr-mentally-ill]

not my usual content or anything but here's an asoue headcanon:

Lemony's middle is Dante. Let me explain.

So everyone knows that scene in Vile Village where they talk about Dante, right? Like the guy who wrote Dante's Inferno? My headcanon is that Dante is Lemony's middle name.

Along with this I raise these full names for the snickets:

Katherine "Kit" Sappho Snicket

Jacques Whitman Snicket

Lemony Dante Snicket

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My headcanon is that all three snickets' middle names are named after poets.

Kit's middle name is after Sappho, a well known poet from Archaic Greece, and probably the first well known female poet.

Jacques's middle name is after Walt Whitman. Walt is well known for his poems "Song of Myself" and "When Lilacs Last in the Dooryard Bloomed".

Lemony's middle name– you already know after Dante and Dante's Inferno.

I just feel like their middle names are after famous poets.

But you guys know the drill by now: that's just my two cents!

#im gay and tired #gay <3 #a series of unfortunate events #asoue #asoue theory #incorrect quotes #a series of unfortunate events theory #kit snicket #lemony snicket #jacques snicket #a series of unfortunate quotes