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ask-obt · 25 days

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hey myu what did getting hit by that car feel like

Myu: It hit like... well, like a truck! I felt all of my bones splinter and break under the sheer weight and speed, flesh ripping, blood everywhere...

Myu: But luckily, mews are immortal. Once I got all my chunks back together, I was good as new!

#the stars shine bright comic #asktssb #myu #mew #april fool's #noncanon

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ask-tssb · 1 month

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To every pokemon character: Oh no! A trickster god has announced that it's going to change your species. It's far too powerful to stop it from doing this. However, it's allowing you to choose which species you're going to change to, with the caveat that Transform won't work when you use it. Which species do you change to, and why?

Myu: I think that braixens have such cute fur, and they're great spellcasters... My mother would have never wanted to hear it, though!

Atticus: I'm a fan of being soft and not doin' much, and that seems like stuff drampas do. And I like being a dragon, despite the everything else. Topaz'd like it.

Topaz: I wanna be a big scary monster!!

Clara: Tch. Well, if I must choose... I am not keen on being bothered, and so being a salamence is the easiest way to achieve that, as far as strangers should be concerned. All of the nearby villages were afraid of my father, and they were right to be.

Gamma: Kadabra. I chose that at random. Haha, why not, anyway? Not like I got many other ideas! At least they're good with psychic stuff and holding lots of tools.

Opal: I've always thought ice-types were beautiful, darling. As weavile, I think I would rather like holding onto the dark-type.

Matt: Ah... Perhaps I could be a dubwool t' fit in with the people in my old village better. Nothin' wrong with bein' a raichu, of course; in fact, I don't wish fer another life. But I respect dubwools very highly.

Caroline: I don't want to change. Nidoqueen.

Marie: Fighting-types are awesome, and I'm already good at punching, so I'll be even better.

Sandy: Oh, umm, I said before that I'd be like my character, Sapphire! She's a celebi, and she's pink, and she has healing powers.

Dr. Steele: I would certainly not mind becoming a tinkaton. The way they swing around those heavy hammers with ease is enviable.

Dr. Charkoal: I will become a mawile. So that I may show Dr. Steele was it is like to be bitten.

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ask-haphazard · 1 year

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Malachi… I should think a Fire type would have an easy access to a source of light.

Malachi: Ah, yes, and that was the “dim lighting”. See, you prove my point! In your modern life, you have today’s lightbulbs to fully light an entire room, and you do not seem to realize how little light a candle gives! Safely, I might add. Fire casts light, but it’s not very full, and the bigger your fire, the more dangerous it is to your surroundings. To be clear, lightbulbs existed by the time I was a boy, but they did not illuminate your surroundings as well as they do today... and my mother already scolded me when she caught me awake after hours, she would have been furious to catch me wasting electricity too. Alternatively, I could light a candle any time I pleased. But even with a good reflector, well, I could still only light my immediate desk area, and it still did a number on my eyesight!

Nowadays, Pandora sneaks flashlights around and reads under her covers. What I wouldn’t have given!

#the stars shine bright comic #asktssb #malachi #delphox #pokemon #anonymous

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ask-obt · 24 days

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GAMMA.... i rmemever you are GENOCIDES

Gamma: Did you know? Sans' eye actually never has flames or any sort of glow coming off of it in Undertale, it's entirely a fan headcanon. And further than that, it actually flashes evenly between blue and yellow. Maybe in another timeline, fans latched onto the yellow instead.

#the stars shine bright comic #asktssb #gamma #zoroark #april fool's #noncanon

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ask-obt · 24 days

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Myu. Atty. you guy should kiss. once. just to see what its like