#askoobydoo

[thesmpisonfire]

The what SMP? Des please explain

HO BOY LETS GO

I am supposed to write an essay, but fuck me this is more important

So, it all started with this post

and we were hysterical with it. The names were way too funny, and what the FUCK would be a electric chair execution scene???

So, we started to make joke posts 'analyzing' the electric chair scene. No one knew who the fuck was being electrocuted, but we all agreed it was a break up scene. Then, to improve the lore, other characters and cc's were created, people came up with the PeniSMP name, theres a lore doc out there, a discord too

Milfboss was a fan favorite, and it was clear she, shitty and penis were a trio now, and she was in the electric chair scene as well. The 'fandom' was split between milfboss apologists and those who weren't

the tag was chaos, we were coming up with anything we wanted. I actually created a CC as well (childofputa24 ily bud <3). It got so chaotic that the fucking Penis SMP got into the fandom wrap of the week. bc it trended in 3° place.

The chaos lasted around 2 days, and then it died out again. Our sins are now being discovered, and those who arent cowards already scattered away

We have this video right here (thanks for the link axe :D) if u want a quick resume of how chaotic it was. Also, dive into the tag, its funny :)

#penis smp #YES u guys will have to see this again #i love this site #askoobydoo

[weird0strawberry]

How far would the family name extend do you think

Would me and Rose also don the name Askoobydoo? Ahjskdkd

▪︎Beep

Hmmmmmmm well if rose wants to take the name, ey can, but u would only take it if u considered des a parent, not thru rose

#p sure that’s how it works #either way up to u #weird asks #YES M KEEPING IT NOW #beep my beloved /p

[thesmpisonfire]

LOOOK

ITS FUCKIM FUMY

#Askoobydoo

[thesmpisonfire]

[hands u this] (^^

AWAWAWAWAWAWA

KARN OMG THIS IS SO CUTE IM OH GOD THIS MADE ME SMILE SO MUCH JDKSKFKWND ILY KARN

#Askoobydoo #I even tagged #So i could find it again #Karn seriously i was having a terrible day and this made me so happy omgbajfjadkakf #I got the zoomies now :D

[thesmpisonfire]

DreamXD just coming on weekends to be with Fundy and yogurt is just adorable

The winds are blowing, the earth is trembling, the waves wildly hitting Las Nevadas coast. A sandstorm is forming the distance.

"What the fuck is going on? The end of the world?" Purpled panickly asks, holding on Fundy at the same time as trying to cover his eyes from the sand. Fundy seemed unfazed by all the chaos around him.

"No, my husband is coming over this weekend. He promised Yogurt he would take him to eat ice-cream."

Before Purpled can ask more question, white flames explode at the main streat, burning at the same time as freezing. A snowstorm seems to form on top of the country. Then, as if it wasn't already weird enough, a masked man comes out of the flames, and the whole world goes back to normal, as if it wasn't about to end a second ago.

"Hello, love." He says, voice slightly weird as if made out of pure static. He turns to Purpled, who can literally feel his gaze burning his skin. "Who is this?"

"Hey babe!" Fundy yips, running and jumping into his arms, tail wagging. "This is Purpled, you didn't meet him before. He is a nice guy, helped me with stuff."

Just like that, the burning gaze goes away, and Purpled is facing the masked man, shaking his hand. "Purpled. Nice to meet you. Seems like my husband is found of you, and so am I." He says, static still heavy in his voice.

"XD, stop scaring him, you prick." Fundy rolls his eyes, kissing XD's shoulder. "Don't mind him, Purpled, he is a softie. Now, let's move! Yogurt is waiting for us!"

So, as the happy couple walked away, Purpled was still processing the fact that he had just met god. And god was his friend's husband. What the hell was this server?

#fundywastaken #SORRY I HAD TO #fundy #dreamXD #purpled #askoobydoo

[thesmpisonfire]

Does DreamXD and Fundy ship also count as Fundywastaken? I really enjoy the thought of a powerful god being smitten with a fox hybrid scam master :)

oh god YES

Like, imagine Dreamon Hunters ok? The pre exorcism dream being controled by XD, so fundy managed to swoon a fucking dreamon/god and after dream and xd separate, xd is still in love with this little mortal fox

until BOOM fox is not a mortal, fox is a pretty phoenix, and XD is smitten

#fundywastaken #askoobydoo #fundy #dreamwastaken

[thesmpisonfire]

when god is in love w u (epic moment) ((yes i drew this))

LOOK AT THEM!!!!!

Fundy really said "ill steal a god's heart" and XD gave it in a plate

#fundy #dreamXD #fundywastaken #askoobydoo

[thesmpisonfire]

hi its the adhd bitch asking for fundywastaken headcanons💔

OK LETS GOOOO

When they were younger, they had this kind off kid rivalry. Fundy would slip away from the van and met this rabid blond boy in the woods, grab the strongest stick, and just duel. It started as an error bc when they first crossed paths Dream got scared and hit Fundy with a big stick.

When teenagers, the duals slowly become just vibe in a flower field. Fundy was there when Dream got his mask for the first time. Fundy was also one of the people Dream told about not being a human (not that Fundy didn't know. Dream had eyes too unsettling, sharp nail and canines, and sometimes it felt as if his mouth was larger than it should. Also the tail and pointy ears, that was an easy given). Fundy would talk about the trips he had with his family and about the drug lab. Talk about big cities and lonely beaches. He knew Dream didn't had no one who would take him to these various places, so Fundy did his best to bring these places to Dream

After a while, the duties of being the World's rulee caught up to Dream, and he stopped appearing in the woods, leaving Fundy waiting for hours, until he also stopped going and decided to forget about the cute enderdragon hybrid he once played spare in the woods

They meet again after years, and its in the middle of a battle for L'Manberg' independence

It doesn't go well, as you may know

Fundy kept it as a secret, and after having his home bombed for the first time, it was a good choice

They didn't even look at each other for another couple of years, until they were face to face in the middle of a Manberg Cabinet reunion. Fundy, thinking it was enough of a time to heal, decided to reach out and call his former friend for a walk in the woods

Its almost immediate. They go back to their old dynamic in a flash. The giggles and jokes flew perfectly, and they were adults now. It was the best moment to keep it going

So they did

And so, talks and walks later, Fundy calls Dream for a date, face as red as the little salmon scales on the back of his hand. And Dream, with a stupid smile behind his mask, accepts it

The rest is history

#fundy #Dreamwastaken #Fundywastaken #Askoobydoo #Pls fundyluvs dont worry its fine u aint stupid i loved the ask and that talk was so fucking funny thamk u

[thesmpisonfire]

I'm loving the current state of Chill Lore. It means I can tune into something I know will be fun and have minimal risk of getting too hurt without feeling like I'm missing lore. Because this is lore! What goes on when war isn't tomorrow and the people of the SMP have a chance to rest and rebuild. Also time to fix the glaring errors of builds that are off center by one block or have a mix of one block centers and two block centers. Thank you Foolish and Fundy for saving us from that

also the funny little outpost meetings, quackity was like "take a look on them" but the boys are all just talking and sharing cookies

#fundy #foolish gamers #askoobydoo

[thesmpisonfire]

Des imagine Fundy taking the toll booth duty as an excuse to hang out with Bee Duo

u are going to make me cry i miss the creeper bois so much

#fundy #ranboo #tubbo #askoobydoo

[thesmpisonfire]

Mx Des, I may not understand chess but I do know that Mr Fox Man is undefeated in Pogchamps 4. So good job Fundy! - Lily 🌹

MAN JUST KEEPS WINNING

#fundy #askoobydoo

[thesmpisonfire]

Headcanon!! More like a story i wrote a while back but its basically just me filling in gaps

Phil and Kristin fell in love and had Wilbur, but Wilbur could never see Kristin bc she's a god of death and technically isn't mortal

So eventually Wilbur moves away and Phil and Kristin keep living together and they read Wilburs letters together

When Phil goes to check on Wil she says she'll follow him there someday

So when the forest springs up Phil knows she's finally come to meet him again

idk just a small hc from my fic ^^

AW THIS IS SO CUTE WAIT

but imagine when will died, he was being hugged by his father when he closed his eyes, and by his mother when he opened them

#askoobydoo

[thesmpisonfire]

DREAMXD AND FUNDY OH GOD YES!!! you look at fundy wrong? smited. only las nevadas crew is exceptional to that because fundy has expressed much care for them all. GODDAMIT I HAVE SO MANY FEELINGS

if theres something i like is Las Nevadas crew being protected by divine beings. Horsemen AU or bc XD loves Fundy and wants him to be happy

They build a little shrine inside a lil building where XD can stay and they always give him stuff to thank him

Now XD got attached and he will protect everyone in that country

(Fundy is completely in love because of that. Someone who cares AND protects him? Fucking finally)

wait

WAIT

OH YOGURT BEING A PRESENT FROM XD TO FUNDY-

Like

Yogurt is still adopted

But XD made this little white fox hybrid and sent him in a mission to look out for Fundy, but Fundy ends up adopting Yogurt as his kid instead so now XD is a dad

#fundywastaken #fundy #dreamXD #askoobydoo

[thesmpisonfire]

If people don't like the ask tag name then clearly they don't know you well enough. Des ignore the opportunity to make a bad joke? Never!

i never make a bad joke, all my jokes are amazing

#askoobydoo

[thesmpisonfire]

omg quackity put techno in jail for fundy 😍😍 /j/j

finally some quackdy representation <3

#/j #askoobydoo

[thesmpisonfire]

He has Yogurt

That is closest we have gotten to a win, ever

We thought we had funbol once

L

Yogurt is not a win. Its a lifeboat. We cant cherish him as a win bc cc!fundy is mean. I dont trust that man. We cant have the luxury to have Yogurt as a win bc we can lose him with the blink of an eye

#fundy #im not paranoid shut up #askoobydoo