???: Mr. Kallevig?
???: Mr. Kallevig are you alright?
Sindre: huh?
Sindre: oh! Yes!
Sindre: Sorry,
???: That's alright, this place must bring back a lot of memories.
Sindre: It does...
???: If you need to take a break at any point we can,
Sindre: I'll be fine! Besides, it'd take forever to shoot that way haha!
???: Alright. Mr. Kallevig,-
Sindre: Sindre is fine,
???: Right, Sindre, how old are you?
Sindre: same as the other Norways, 6,000 years, give or take.
???: So then we have a lot of ground to cover, let's start at the beginning.
Sindre: When I met everyone? Or the BEGINNING beginning?
???: What's your first memory?
Sindre: Darkness, dirt under my nails, and worms.
???: Almost poetic
Sindre: Ah! No, literally,
Sindre: This desperate fucking crawl for air; the other's should be glad they don't remember that far back, I was fortunate that I was a summer baby. The ground wasn't frozen fucking solid yet haha!
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(( Welcome to ask2pnordics! We're running our ask blog a bit different than most, we will be following an episodic storyline starting from the beginning of everyone's lives all the way up until modern day,
All in the form of a documentary being shot!
Your questions will be asked to our characters in this interview, and they'll answer honestly (or not ๐)
You'll get to interact with several characters, not just our 2ps, though we'll mostly follow them
DO GIVE OUR CONTENT WARNING A READ THROUGH!!
This story will contain heavy adult themes; we will be tackling them respectfully, but this story may prove triggering for some, that can be read over on our page.
The blog currently says sindre runs it but we've copied the layout from our archived blog and are working towards fixing that, you're welcome to ask anyone questions but keep in mind that we will go in order of history! โค๏ธ))
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ASK2PNORDICS IS LIVE!
Valtteri: So youโre just going to be streaming? Should I turn on my camera or something?
Sindre: We want people to come to the stream, donโt turn your camera on, youโll scare people off!ย
Valtteri: Wh- Wow!
[ / Discord call disconnect sound here ]
Sindre: HAHA! Pussy!ย
[ / Theres a message that pops in in their DM, which is quite simply just the middle finger emoji. However, after a few more seconds, Valtteri joins the call once again. ]
Valtteri: As if anyone wants to see your rat face! HA!
Sindre: They do! Fuck you! I have nice hair,ย
Valtteri: Andโฆ.? Thatโs it? Thatโs all you have to offer? Sad.
Sindre: HA! Someone complimented my eyes a while back too! Thatโs two things, turn your camera on, rat.ย
Valtteri: I mean, I guess theyโre right. And is that a threat?
[ / Valtteri laughs, though he complies: His camera flicking on. ]
Sindre: It is, anyways hello! Iโm back! Say hi, rat.ย
Valtteri: Moi!
[ / He offers a swift two-handed wave, before dropping his hands off screen to grab his mug off coffee, taking a sip. ]
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๐๏ธ ( u knew this was coming )
i refuse to look at this any longer
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Miss Gyda from @ask2pnordics as waterbender bc she's a queen ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ
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I did the six fanart challenge through Discord. Magnus belongs to @ask2pnordics and a friend that loves him wanted to see him in my style
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idk how many you're willing to consider each friday, but i'd like to suggest ask2pnordics. They have an interesting plot going on, and they have great muse designs
((Oh wow, this oneโs popular this week~ You got it!))
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Why were you in the ground?
Lukas: I would have figured that would have been common knowledge by now,
???: Just for the sake of the viewers that may not know
Lukas: Hmm. Alright.
Lukas: As nations, we're born from the earth. Once a culture and a stretch of land has been established, a nation will appear after a year spent gestating in the ground.
Lukas: during this year, the plant life above us will die, as all the nutrients in the soil goes to us instead.
Lukas: Once ready to emerge, we have to dig ourselves free, after which most of us will instinctually wait for our parent to collect us. If we have a parent that is. Our parent, in turn, instinctually knows where to go in order to retrieve us.
Lukas: Although some babies seem less intent upon staying. We are born with a full set of teeth, a full head of hair, and we're able to walk almost immediately, so there have definitely been some wanderers. Eira's daughter gave her quite a scare.
Lukas: but I stayed where I was supposed to according to my mother, so it didn't take her long to find me. Regardless, I suppose most people would have the same answer; that the first person they met was their parent.
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Remember this shit
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Hetalia Blog Directory A-C (UPDATED)
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[ / askmathiaskohler is live! ]
Mathias: Hemz! I want my coffee Irish. Use the Stauning, three fingers; and I want the coffee black!
[ / From what sounds like a few rooms over the Swede can be heard laughing, before he hollers in return. ]
Wilhelm: By the gods, Mads! Itโs eleven in the morning! I donโt think I should be giving you booze this early. Do I need to stage an intervention?
Mathias: Hej! Youโre in my house. And under my roof happy hour is every hour.ย
Wilhelm: Fine, fine! Let me feed Inka, give me five minutes.
Mathias: Of course!
[ / Itโs after the exchange is complete that Mathias finally turns his full attention to the camera, greeting his audience. ]
Mathias: Goddag!
Mathias: Sorry itโs been so long, everyone! Iโve been busy with work and, as Iโm sure you heard, I have a guest. But Iโm here now! How has everyone been?ย
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Yo are you able to check on Wilhelm?? I think he might be in trouble
Mathias: Huh?ย
Mathias: Scared? Nervous? That doesnโt sound like Wilhelm at all...
Mathias: Wait, hold on, in danger?
Mathias: Heโs talking in morse code?
Mathias: โฆ
Mathias: Fuck.
[ / askmathiaskohler is no longer live. ]
[ / Mathias is closed for questions. ]
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uncooked
rm to follow @ask2pnordics for our restart!!
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WE'RE MOVING!
Hey guys! As we've decided we're overhauling the story, we've also decided to leave this blog up since people enjoyed it, but we just don't like looking at the clutter. Ergo, we've archived this blog and instead moved here @ask2pnordics!
Please go follow there for updates and the start of the new story!
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The return
remember to follow @ask2pnordics for our updates!!! We've been working on restarting!!
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Hey Mathias! Everything okay? Did you bump your head one too many times and forget the date? Or did you just... forget to change the month on your calendar for what may as well be an entire year? Because... i don't think it's April? Unless it is and I bumped my head too hard... You wouldn't gaslight me right?
((so your girl here is one big stupid bitch and forgot to update the calendar on the background to say june. HOWEVER, just so yโall know, itโs still 2020 in blog time! Itโs like... june first to be exact right now. same for sindre over on @ask2pnordics and lukas on @asklukasbondevik. im gonna update his background so it says june on the next few asks but i cannot be bothered to go and edit the background of all of the other posts. sorry about that inconvenience! i probably should have put a disclaimer so yall were aware ๐ soph & i are working on a huge info folder tho for the blog so iโll def be sure to list the timeline in there whenever thatโs all done! : D))
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