I've been watching Prehistoric Planet. Because I'm dinosaur autistic. And I'm watching these cute little baby theropods running around, hunting for crabs. When all of a sudden THIS MOTHERFUCKER comes up and just fuckin eats one!!
I'm sure none of you are asking the same question my wife was about why this toad is so hilarious to me, but in case you're wondering: I see this fucker's name and ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS THIS GOOD BOY:
Spend the morning with me! Woke up an hour later than planned but made the best of it edition :)
I got out of bed at 8:05, did my skincare, watered Bingley and set him in the windowsill for some sunlight, admired the dusting of snow we got last night, made the bed, did a few sun salutations in lieu of a proper yoga session because stretching is important but I had zero time, got dressed to work from home, made my current favorite oatmeal (maple pumpkin spice with collagen and generous toppings), and was at work by 9.