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Yellow-bellied toad (Bombina variegata) By: Senckenberg Museum From: Living Amphibians of the World 1966

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sage mode jiraiya biting some thighs, making them bleed and marking his partner as his with something rather.. violent but sexy to the right person

#🌺 ooc #🫣🫣🫣 #explicit frogs

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“A pervy old man with enough baggage to count as a port. Ha, score.” Jiraiya takes a stab at himself. He gives all the head scratches as he adjusts and slowly lays back. “I’m happy I got you too.”

“Because I prefer men over women.” He pointed out chuckling. “Plus in my day there wasn’t many women who were all that interested in me. Some people called me the Calamity. And for good reason.” Madara said nuzzling at his neck. “I thought on it, finding a female partner to have children with but none of them ever panned out. And after a while I just gave up on the idea. Plus now I have you, and you are more than enough.”

#madarasthicc

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"Oh Jiraiya...you know I'm so fond of you. You're so fun and sweet and so damn sexy. I can't help myself whenever I see you. I just wanna take you into my arms and kiss you." I giggle softly and nuzzle my face in your chest. "If I was more confident, I'd husband you up."

-💚

“Well aren’t I lucky? Such a charming little thing likes me so much.” Jiraiya says in his more light teasing tone. He holds on tightly. “Really now? You’d marry a sad old man like me? There’s much better men out there than me who would love a gal like you.”

#toad daddy asks #💚 anon

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“Really? No megalomaniacs in your era who would have loved to bare your children?” Jiraiya jokes as he puts arms snuggly around Madara. “I’m glad I mean so much to you. I’m not used to someone caring about me. It’s nice being wanted.” He scratches his hand against the others scalp.

“Because I prefer men over women.” He pointed out chuckling. “Plus in my day there wasn’t many women who were all that interested in me. Some people called me the Calamity. And for good reason.” Madara said nuzzling at his neck. “I thought on it, finding a female partner to have children with but none of them ever panned out. And after a while I just gave up on the idea. Plus now I have you, and you are more than enough.”

#madarasthicc

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Irukas cheeks grow pink. "Ah. Well. Maybe a bit of both. I don't hold my alcohol very well."

“We’ll go easy on the booze then. A couple of drinks won’t hurt.”

#toad daddy asks #a garden of flowers

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Frustrated Friends Starters

“Stop being so fucking stubborn and let me help!”

“You can’t help me out with this one, I’m sorry.”

“Hate me afterwards, for now just shut up and let me help.”

“I don’t… who am I kidding… fine, go ahead.”

“Why wouldn’t I be here for you, you idiot?”

“Not that bad huh? Say that to me without flinching.”

“I’m not getting it because you won’t let me!”

“We’ve known each other for how long and you still don’t trust me?”

“I know it’s you but… I just… I don’t know.”

“I’m going to take care of this- no! No don’t you even start.”

“Yeah yeah, complain now, you’ll thank me later.”

“Here, take this. No you don’t need to apologize, I get it.”

“Congrats, you have me pinned and now have my attention.”

“I see your point, okay? I get it, I’m a moron.”

“Well this is where we got to, so now what?”

“I blame you, and I don’t care how little sense that makes, this is your fault.”

“Can I just be irrational and vent my nonsensical frustrations out without you trying to logic a sense of calm into me?”

“You’re tired. You’re grumpy. You need a break.”

“This by far has to be one of the ideas that falls under ridiculous and stupid, but yet I’m here helping you anyway.”

“You wanna… you want to- yep you want to rant okay.”

“So someone is clearly out of fucks…”

“Give me five minutes to change your mind.”

“What is it gonna take for you to come down from there?!”

“This plan is stupid. You’re insane. Yet here I am.”

“No no no no no you aren’t going anywhere like that without me.”

#q #lets play around

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“Well they’d call me worse things. There’s a lot of names for a guy who goes and bangs the freak of the group.” Jiraiya points out. He shifts his weight back and forth as he held Orochimaru close. He held the other’s gaze. His own eyes remaining soft and calm. The yellow orbs he’s caught in seem to reflect the same.

“I love you too much to languish by myself for a lifetime. Is that such a terrible thing? I thought you liked that I love you so much that I would burn the world for you. All you gotta do is hand me the kerosene.” Jiraiya points out with a slight raise of his brow and a smirk tugging on his lip.

Jiraiya sighs. He put his arms around Orochimaru in turn. He hates being a bummer. But even the happiest of men have a bad day. More accurately sometimes he doesn’t have the energy to hide his misery behind his goofy exterior.

“If you break up with me I would find the most honourable way to die as soon as I could. I’m nothing without you.” He said serious and quiet. He plunks his forehead against the other man’s. “I love you a great deal. Sometimes I just wish I could brag about how happy I am with you… but all I can do is let everyone tell me what a miserable old man I am. I just have to let them. I can’t brag about how happy I really am.” He sighs again. “But I agreed to that when I let myself love you again… Sometimes its hard is all.”

#sagemom

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@billymurphyart

#q

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been really enjoying the amnesia prompts 😩 i think for an older character especially its been fun exploring what he is and isn’t remembering

#🌺 ooc #ironically its the most at peace he’s been in years 💀💀

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Rate your booty - ***** “of course it’s 5 stars. You got cake!” -Riyu

“Why are you so obsessed with it?!” He complains with his arms folded and cheeks puffed out in a pout. She’s always teasing him about it.

#toad daddy asks #playing around (ask game)

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Five star booty for sure

“Oh you think so? You haven’t seen a lot of nice asses in your life then.”

#toad daddy asks #playing around (ask game) #a garden of flowers #when people mention the booty he gets a little >.>

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“Really?” Jiraiya was surprised. Then again he can’t remember anyone. But she’s so comfortable around him he thought they were the no secrets type of friends. He offers a small smile. “You’re in a much better place now, right? You rebuilt a new life for yourself. That’s no easy task.”

His eyes cast down to watch her work. He had no idea what she was doing. It looked nice. Tiny things are hard to make.

Oh… he’s a celebrity? A celebrity best selling author? A celebrity author who writes porn novels? He had quite a few emotions as Chitose spoke. Surprise, bashfulness, embarrassment. Oh… he’s dramatic and a pervert. Well it could be worse. At least she has seen beyond however he seemed to act. He sighs at the rather flamboyant man he is.. hopefully still is. Memory loss can’t rewire a whole person can it?

Toads… that gets mentioned a lot. The toads are worried about him. That boy mentioned them too, even saying he was going to tell them he was safe now. Everyone makes it sounds like the toads are his village more than these people. What an interesting life he’s lived.

Those names struck a chord. Fukasaku and Shima. “Ma and Pa right? Old sage toads… I know them.” He said with a small nod. “Did they raise me? I remember being with them as a child,” his gaze falls sheepishly, “but not much after that.”

“I see… that’s unfortunate. It’s been stressful as an adult. As a child I imagine you were doubly as confused and scared.” He said quietly.

Jiraiya exhales a deep breath and lays back. He’s lost a lot of time. Forty or so years are a blank. Occasionally he can feel a little something trying to stir in his brain. His hands are scraped and nails cracked. When he looks at them he remembers he was crawling desperately along rocky terrain. After that he isn’t too sure. He knows he fought a very large lizard at one point in his life… alas that can’t be too helpful.

“Chicken. I like fried chicken.” He said with a musing tone. That does sound a little familiar. “Keep telling me nice things.”

#storiedocs #💭 amnesia prompt #idk is that what i tagged it i think so

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He scoots closer until his side was pressing against hers. He rests his head against her arm. Esther is so convinced he’ll find someone better? It’s been years and this is the closest a female had been to him. He picked a more solitary life of course but.. she didn’t really flinch or yell at him to go away. Usually humans do that. They’re scared of him. They throw things. Or worse they use those loud things that shoot metal balls.

“I like Esther.” He said simply. He yawns before putting his arm around her middle. “If make her happy we find others.”

Although he didn’t feel too strongly about it. He’s spent a lifetime looking for his kind. What could she do to find them? Maybe he’s the last one. In which case he’ll turn up his nose and return to her. She’s the only one that talks to him like he’s something more than a creature to be scared of or a monster to experiment with. The chances of there being another person like that out there… well it’s most certainly slim.

He began to settle in for the night, holding her hostage as his pillow. In the morning he plans to wake up early and get her fish. Can’t go finding an escape route on an empty stomach.

Ahh… so.. mates. Mates and children. That’s what they’re called. He knows the concept. Friends tell him about it. But they didn’t have such strict terms for it. Sometimes it was just spawn friends.

Jiraiya’s brows furrow when she mentioned humans care for their young for such a long time. That was different. But if it’s what they do then he wouldn’t mind. He’d rather his spawn stay close.

“Ah… am I?… Not what you want?” His shoulders slump sadly. He won’t ever have friend mate, will he? He sighs before looking back over her body. Shame. Esther pretty.

He shifts onto his hands and braced his feet in a hunched over position. “More of me? I had… when I was little, those that look like me.” He crawls unnaturally due to him being so much larger than the low ceiling of the hide. “Why? I far away from them now.”

As he spoke he grabbed some greenery that was braided tightly into a very crude rope. He pulls it across the span of the entrance, where a simple cover of sticks and large palm leaves gave some privacy. Usually it lasted a few days before it gets ripped down. But the camera couldn’t see them anymore for now. He pads back and flops down on his belly beside her.

#storiedocs #cryptid verse #i imagine hes like finding someone new? 😌 no #ur the coolest person i met cuz you didn’t try to kill me we arent changing

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Someone needs to walk this old man like a dog

“Uh… I’m scared you mean this literally.”

#toad daddy asks

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Iruka chuckles.

"You know what? Sure. Let's eat first so we don't get too wasted too quickly." He says, and returns to his bowl.

“Oh? You a light weight? Or just that responsible?” Jiraiya teases him a little, lightly elbowing Iruka in a joking way.

#toad daddy asks #a garden of flowers