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spidertalia · 11 months

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Tell me whatever you want about Missouri! :)

ooh okay ! he is actually the most recent state to be designed so good timing dfghj

his human name is louis twain- after st louis and of course, that good ol' mark twain. he stands at 5'9 or 176 cm, and has dirty blond hair and hazel eyes.

he's the younger brother of illinois and indiana, and older brother of iowa. he's physically 21 and is in the older half of the states.

his main hobbies are farming, baseball and floating (going down a river in an inner tube). he likes ragtime music, frog gigging, blues music, hosting bonfires, budweiser beer, BBQ, pizza, deep fried ravioli, dinner rolls, caving and playing cornhole.

he's generally laid back, friendly, polite, hospitable, generous, relaxed, cheerful, sociable and talkative. however, he is the type of person to start a long conversation with a total stranger and even invite them to dinner. he's insanely friendly and has an easy time making friends. however, he doesn't like making a fuss out of anything and dislikes drama in general. he's used to crazy weather and, like wisconsin, is very weak to spices and spicy food. outside of english and his native languages, he speaks spanish, french and german fluently.

#spider talks #statetalia #spider's statetalia #statetalia missouri #aph missouri #hetalia

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incorrect-states-quotes · 3 years

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Missouri: It’s time we start oppressing people that use the word “hubby”.

Texas: Sorry but “Hubble Space Telescope” takes too long to say.

#aph missouri #aph texas #the midwest #the south #aph states #statetalia #states #the states #aph statetalia #aph statetalia quotes #usa #aph america #incorrect state quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect statetalia quotes

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missmagicandlight · 2 years

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vanfeefee19 said: Caleb still eats lightening bugs just to bother Al

Addison would not kiss him if he did, but if it wasn’t for that he probably would.

#13th #May #2022 #May 13th 2022 #aph missouri #reply

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ask-chibi-missouri · 3 years

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((I know this blog isn’t very active anymore, but I wanted to do something for Missouri’s 200th birthday. Congrats to the dear ol’ Show-Me State on becoming officially Bicentennial!))

#APH #Hetalia #HWS #APH Missouri #Hetalia Missouri #HWS Missouri #APH OC #Hetalia OC #HWS OC #Aph Chibi Missouri #Hetalia Chibi Missouri #HWS Chibi MIssouri #Chibi Missouri

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incorrectaphstatequotes · 2 years

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Missouri: *Under a bunch of snow* Day 23 in the chamber. They ain’t found me yet, but when they do their gonna be surprised.

#fanfic post #aph states #aph missouri #50states #hetalia

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azarthelostarchangel · 3 years

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Interviewer: What’s your greatest strength?

Missouri: Getting out of corn mazes.

Interviewer: Uhm.... ok. Your greatest weakness?

Missouri: I keep finding myself unexpectedly in corn mazes.

Interviewer: *realizes he’s in a corn maze* What the hell?

Missouri: Guess this is my time to shine.

#hetalia #50states #aph states #fanfic post #aph missouri

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circlique · 3 years

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In Missouri, seasonal clothes do not exist. Everyone wears a hoodie with jeans or shorts all year long, and the one kid I know who wears a winter coat wears out all year round

Missouri would wear jorts and a hoodie.

#aph missouri

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ask-ger-and-usa-states · 3 years

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The only gods the Midwest answers to are the corn gods

I support this

#askusandgerstates #art #ask blog #aph states #hetalia #aph #im bored #aph Nebraska #aph south dakota #aph missouri #aph indiana #aph illinois

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sweeet-caroline · 4 years

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He doesn’t understand.

Because memes are banned in Russia.

#APH #Hetalia #Aph Russia #Hetalia Russia #Aph Missouri #Hetalia Missouri #Chibi Missouri #Aph Chibi Missouri #Hetalia Chibi Missouri #Hetalia World Series #HWS Russia

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aph-oklahoma-46 · 4 years

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Valentine’s Snippets 2020

The door swung open as Emily rushed into the room.

“Happy Valentine’s Day!”

Heni sat up from the couch where she had been resting and smiled. Emily rushed over and wrapped her girlfriend up in a hug.

“Happy V Day to you too. Wanna see what I got you?” Heni said as she pulled away.

Nodding, Emily sat on the couch and plopped her bag on the ground in front of her. As Heni got up to leave, Emily began sifting through the bag’s contents. She grinned pleased and sat up again when she found what she was looking for, tucking it behind her back as Heni returned, her own hands behind her.

Heni raised an eyebrow and smiled. “I’ll go first, then.” She brought a rectangular package out in front of her, holding it out to Emily.

It was weighted, but not heavy, and pretty flat. Emily unwrapped it and gasped, eyes wide.

“It’s so… cute!! Oh my gosh, Heni, I love it!” She held the painted image out and admired it. On the canvas was Emily, in what seemed like the back porch of Heni’s home, dancing. Off to the side, Heni was painted sitting on a bench, watching happily. Sunlight filtered in through leaves and dappled the girls and surrounding furniture. Altogether, it was a beautiful piece, at least to Emily.

After taking a moment to appreciate Heni’s gift, Emily set it aside and brought out her own: a little wrapped package of yellow paper and a green ribbon. She handed it off to Heni, who sat next to her to open it.

Inside was a little ceramic bell. The bell itself was a little more than two inched tall and had a ring of sunflowers around the lip. The rest of the bell was green and flowed up to the handle, which was molded to look like a young person wearing a dress of greenery and flowers.

Heni held it gently and looked it over, ringing it and smiling at the tinkling sound. She looked up again at Emily and leaned forward to kiss her cheek. “It’s beautiful,” she said, beaming.

“Just like you!” chirped Emily, very happy with the exchange. She kissed Heni back and settled in next to her to rest.

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The nice thing about being as big as Miles is, is that you can then hold both your partners at the same time when you cuddle. A fact that both Daniel and Henry were happy about and that Miles was more than willing to prove.

“You’re so warm all the time,” Henry muttered from where he had wedged himself in between Daniel and Miles.

Daniel shifted off of him, closer to the edge of the couch, and gave Miles a kiss on the temple.

Miles smiled and kissed Daniel on his forehead before responding to Henry with, “That’s just because you’re always cold.”

Henry rolled his eyes and scooted towards the back of the couch, wriggling in between the cushions and Miles’ side, earning giggles from Miles when he nudged one ticklish point or another and grumbles from Daniel when Miles shifted to avoid the tickling.

“Will you sit still? You’re gonna knock me off the couch!” Daniel complained as they clung to Miles side and scowled over his chest at Henry. Miles had one arm wrapped around Daniel’s waist, so they weren’t likely to actually fall, but they still made a fuss every time Miles moved to accommodate Henry.

Speaking of whom, Henry poked his head up from between boyfriend and cushion to smile innocently back at his partner. “I need something of both sides to be comfortable. I ain’t gonna leave myself exposed just because you moved.”

“Exposed to what!?”

“Uh, the cold??”

Miles laughed, “Henry, it’s not even cold.”

“Not here it’s not!” Henry said as he tucked his head back down.

Daniel huffed and scooted closer (if that was possible) to Miles. “Honestly, how did I tolerate you all alone for so long.”

“You’re a very patient person, Danny. Happy Valentine’s Day.”

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Andrew stood holding Ahyoka as Alex grabbed his keys.

“And don’t forget, her toys are in the green box with th-,”

“I know, Alex, I know. Go have fun,” Andrew said. He looked to the toddler on his hip. “Me and Ahyoka will be just fine, huh Junior?”

Ahyoka giggled and reached for a stray lock of hair that hadn’t quite made it into Andrew’s ponytail.

Alex sighed, “I know you will be. Just, we don’t leave her very often, and usually there’s another adult we leaver her with, like Onac-,”

“Excuse you, I am an adult, okay.”

Behind Andrew, Angel scoffed. He put on his jacket as he walked past, giving Ahyoka a quick peck on the cheek as he went.

“He meant a responsible adult, Andy. Believe me, if Mama or Papa were home, that’s where Ahyoka would be.” He gave Alex a kiss as well, standing in the doorway. “But to be fair, we trust you to be more responsible than Emily or Miles.”

“Does that mean I get a kiss on the cheek, too?”

Angel looked unimpressed, then licked his hand and thrust it out at Andrew’s face. He was met sounds of disgust from his brother-in-law, giggles of delight from his daughter, and a sigh of exasperation from his husband.

Apparently entertained by this new form of contact, Ahyoka also licked her palm and patted Andrew’s cheek. Ignoring Angel’s laughing, he forced a smile and wiped the spittle off.

“Thanks so much, baby. Can’t wait to teach you how to do that to Daddy instead.”

Before Angel could retort, Alex grabbed his arm and began leading him outside, calling out behind, “Thanks for babysitting, Andrew.” As they got further away, he turned to Angel. “You know she’s going to be doing that for weeks now, right?”

Angel shrugged. “Worth it. Happy V Day, Love.”

“… Happy Valentine’s Day, dork.”

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Emily=OK, Heni=KS, Miles=MO, Daniel=TN, Henry=KY, Andrew=AR, Angel=TX, Alex=LA, Ahyoka=Baton Rouge

Texas/Louisiana/Baton Rouge courtesy of @texass-shenanigans / @usrp-louisiana (Yeah I know they’re dead blogs)

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meetthemidwest · 4 years

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There are three types of winter fashion on this blog:

1. Reasonably warm clothes that still make you look great (Minnesota, the Dakotas, Iowa, Nebraska, Kansas, Quebec)

2. Going so overboard with the winter gear that you can’t move (Ontario, Ohio, Illinois, Indiana)