Episode 40 Transcript: it ony a movie
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G: Hello, my name is Grey.
C: And my name is Crystal.
G: And this is Busty Asian Beauties, the Supernatural commentary podcast where I, someone who has seen this show several times...
C: And I, someone who knows the show from social media, discuss every single episode of Supernatural from start to finish. Also, we're both Asian.
G: Both Asian!
For today's episode, we'll be discussing Season 2, Episode 18: "Hollywood Babylon," written by Ben Edlund-
C: Bedlund.
G: - directed by Phil Sgriccia.
C: Ugh, I hate Ben Edlund.
G: What? Why? According to Crystal, this is allegedly a bad episode, but...
C: Okay, he clearly despises Sam.
G: That is true. Sam literally has one-
C: Between this and "Nightshifter"? Like, Sam shows up and he's like, "I've been working the case. I broke into the morgue." And the whole time, all we've seen is Dean wearing headphones. You know? [laughs]
G: It's so funny because Sam literally has one good line this entire episode.
C: [laughing] But it's the best line of the episode.
G: That's true. He gave Sam the best line and then dipped. [laughs]
C: Yeah.
G: Okay, just before we do our usual thing, I want to say, this is episode 18 of season 2.
C: [laughing] I would love to have some plot related to season 2 here. That'd be great to see. [G laughs]
G: I mean, it makes sense, back in season one, when, you know, the entire plot of the show is like, "we're waiting for John to appear."
C: [laughs] Yeah.
G: For John to appear in the last few episodes. But even then, they were building up to it in some way in the episodes prior.
C: Mm-hmm.
G: This one, it really feels like, when the plot hits, it's gonna be so out of the fucking blue.
C: Yeah.
G: So.
C: Where's Ava? Ava's been missing since-
G: Yeah!
C: For how long has Ava been missing?
G: I have no idea.
C: She's been missing since episode 10? They looked for her for a bit and then they were like, "Eh."
G: Literally, they do not care about Ava at this point anymore at all. They just accepted that she's fucking dead or something.
C: I guess so. Bring Ava back. Also, Max- where's Max Miller? Weren't they gonna like- no, not Max Miller. Andy. That guy. He has a name. Weren't they gonna keep an eye on him? Where is he?
G: It's weird. Because they front-loaded the plot, right?
C: Yeah!
G: And then they had their reveal that like, Dean was bound to kills Sam or something. And then after that, nothing. [laughs] Like, nothing has happened. All they've done is like, allude to the fact that Dean has to kill Sam. And then, nothing else. It's just- come on. Can we go back to the plot, please? Can we get back to the plot?
C: Right. There part where Sam's gonna become like, a warrior for Hell or whatever, like, are you all not looking into that? I thought Ellen was gonna look into that. Aren't you fighting a war? What happened to the war? [G laughs]
G: It's so funny! Because Meg comes back and she's like, "Nah, this is not plot-relevant. [C laughing] Like, don't even think about it."
C: Yeah. "If you think for a fucking second that we're going to do overarching plot anytime before episode goddamn 20 of this 22 episode season, you are a clown and a jokester. This is purely for personal reasons."
G: Exactly. Especially during this episode, it hit me so hard that, like, the purpose of a TV show, first and foremost, especially during this time of the making of a TV show, is to fill up time in television. [both laughing]
C: Yeah. Right. It's to create breaks from the ads.
G: Exactly. And it's so felt in this episode and probably this entire season as well. Like, this is all to fill up time. [laughing] Nobody here is telling a story. [both laughing] Well, I mean, some people are telling stories. I think there's there's a story that's happening and I quite like it, but it's very sparse, you know?
Anyway, so now that that's done, Crystal, what did you know about this episode before you watched it?
C: I knew that there was a case taking place on a film set and that they were undercover and that Dean was going to work as a PA and have his little headset on and generally seem to like his job there. And then I knew about the ending shot where they're like, walking off into the sunset but it's like, a set piece because it's been used in a lot of AMVs.
G: Yeah.
G: I mean, you know, about the montage, right?
C: Yes, I know about the montage.
G: You may or may not know this, but like, in season 15 episode 19 there's a montage, right?
C: Yes.
G: It's like, at the end of the plot part of the episode, they're like, "Okay, let's do a montage before the actual finale." And the montage ends- well, does it end with this?
C: Oh.
G: Or is it the trailer for the next episode ends with this? And like, I remember this-
C: Sunset shot?
G: It ends with the sunset shot, yeah.
C: Ooh.
G: And I remember a lot of hubbub about like, "Why are they doing this? Are they going meta for the last episode?" Like, you know, like, "Are they gonna- whatever?" Like, they're walking into a sunset, but it's a fake sunset and it's like, not actually a happy ending. And there's like, a lot of hubbub about that. And then the last episode aired, and everyone was like, "Fuck it! Who cares." [both laughing]
C: I mean, they're right, it wasn't actually a happy ending.
G: [laughing] I mean, they're right, but like, who fucking cares?
C: I mean, happy for me a little bit maybe, but. [both laugh]
G: Literally, I hate Supernatural's ending so much it's unreal. [C laughs] But now that that's the- [laughs] Let's get into the actual episode.
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G: So we start in a house, and there's a woman, and she's walking around with a flashlight, calling for her friends. It's, you know. A typical-
C: Did you know immediately that it was going to end with a director saying "Cut"?
G: I've watched this episode recently.
C: That's true.
G: Yeah. I don't even know. I think it was one of those things where I was bored and I was like, "Oh, hey friends, what should I watch- episode of Supernatural should I watch?" or something. And of course the Deangirls were like, "Watch 'Hollywood Babylon!'"
C: Boo.
G: And I did. So I know pretty much everything that happens in this episode beat for beat.
C: Okay, yeah. I knew immediately that it was gonna end in "cut," so I was just like, waiting. Like, stop drawing it out, you guys, like, we get it, like, you were making them bad actors on purpose, like, it's too clear already what you're planning to do at the end of this.
G: She's such a bad actor too, like, it's so fucking funny. [both laugh]
C: [laughing] Brodie's a way worse actor though. Every time, he was like, "I'm leaving!" and like, stomping his feet standing in the exact same place.
G: Exactly. But anyway, yeah, like Crystal said, it ends with a scream shot, and the camera is like, pointed at her face, and it's a filmset. And her screen is very bad. She's having a very tough time acting. And then the director goes, "Cut!" And then, you know, they cut. Anyway, some relevant things that happened in the scene - someone hands her water, and that guy is going to be relevant later. And the director is like, telling her to level up the screaming or whatever. So she goes to the side to practice her screaming some more, but before that, she ends up in conversation with this guy who is part of the sound set. And he's saying that "Oh, this place is creepy. I think the stage is haunted for realsies. [C laughs] And I get creeped out sometimes that, you know, someone's watching me." So all that shit. And then she's like, "Ha, isn't that so funny." Anyway, she goes out to the side to practice, and then she hears a noise. She looks up. The guy that she was talking to is on the ceiling then. [both laughing] In quite a brutal-looking shot, right?
C: Yeah, he's like, hanging from the rafters and like, dripping blood down. Like, he looks fucked up.
G: Exactly. And she screams this time, and her scream is better than her previous screams. And we go through the director in the distance who just hears this and assumes she's practicing and goes, "Now that's what I'm talking about!"
C: Yeah, though as we learn later, he probably didn't think that she was practicing.
G: Yeah, they were like, intentionally fucking with her head.
C: Yeah. In order to get more publicity. And also, I think the audio for the scream in the trailer for the movie we see letter is from that.
G: So they recorded it is what you're saying?
C: Yeah, so yeah, it was like, a setup so that they could get the audio and also get more publicity for the film.
G: Jesus.
C: What a fucked up thing to do.
G: Love that.
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C: So we're at Warner Bros Studios, where Dean is on this trolley, taking a tour. And we hear like, a tour guide over the intercom talking, and Dean turns to his side and says, "Hey, do you know this is where they filmed Creep Show?" And you think it's Sam [both laughing], like he's just sitting with Sam, talking to him, but then the camera pans over, and he's talking to some poor, random kid eating an ice cream cone who's like, "Um, stranger danger!" and like, just looks at Dean weird.
G: [laughing] Later on, he says goodbye to the kid when he hops out of the car [C laughing], and he's like, he fully believes that he has made a friend.
C: [laughing] - that this kid is his best friend and he just let him go.
G: He fully believes that he has made a friend in the middle of this fucking town. And the kid is literally just out here eating ice cream. It's so funny.
C: God. Yeah. So, right, and then we have the tour guide say like, "Here's like, the setting for the TV show Gilmore Girls." And the camera cuts to Sam sitting in the row in front of Dean, and, you know, it's a joke about how Jared Padalecki used to play Dean on Gilmore Girls.
G: Haha.
C: Yeah. [G laughs] Haha. Right, because the tour guide continues, "If we're lucky, we might even catch one of the show's stars!"
G: Yeah. I mean, I don't know anything about Gilmore Girls other than the straight girls in my life watch it [C laughs], and they seem to be having fun, so, good for them!
C: Yeah, my coworker who said that she watched Supernatural in middle school-
G: [laughs] Watches Gilmore Girls?
C: Watches Gilmore Girls and enjoys it.
G: Is this the reason why she watched Gilmore Girls?
C: I don't think it's because of Jared Padalecki. I think it was just that Gilmore Girls is popular. Plus, I'm pretty sure Dean as a character in Gilmore Girls - and also in Supernatural - is a total dick, so like - and framed as one in Gilmore Girls - so I feel like you wouldn't- like, a Jared Padalecki fan would not follow that over, necessarily. Eh. I don't know. I don't understand the minds of Jared Padalecki fans. [G laughs]
Yeah, so Sam tells Dean that they should get off the tour and do some work, and he, like, hops off. And Dean's like, "Ugh, no, I want to finish the tour!" but then eventually does get off. And, as you mentioned [laughs], he says "bye" to the ice cream kid. [both laughing] Yeah. Dean thinks that Matt Damon is nearby, but Sam says that that's a janitor. Do you think Dean's, like, a Matt Damon fan? What was Matt Damon even in by 2007?
G: I have no idea.
C: Let me look at his IMDB page.
G: I looked up Matt Damon because I- is he a popular guy? All I know him from is the Mars movie.
C: Oh, yeah, The Martian, yeah. I think he's pretty well known because he was in Good Will Hunting -
G: Ohh.
C: - which is considered a classic.
G: Oh, okay, got it.
C: But the main thing I know him from is like, that, like, Great Wall movie [G laughing] where some white guy in China or whatever, and everyone being like, "I don't want this to exist. Shut up."
G: [laughs] Yeah, I have not seen that movie, but I have seen a comedy bit of that movie. From- what's his name? That guy who starred in the movie where it's like, Love Actually slash Die Hard, and it's called Love Hard.
C: Oh, fucking Jimmy O. Yang?
G: [laughing] Yeah!
C: Fuck that guy. [G laughing] God. Love Hard sucked. Let's make our outtake about how bad Love Hard was.
G: [laughing] I love Love Hard. Like, I love to watch it and hate on it. [both laughing] Literally, it's so funny.
C: So bad.
G: If you're a Ko-Fi subscriber of BABPod, the same day that we're releasing this episode, we're also gonna release [laughing] an outtake where we just dunk on Love Hard, so watch out for that.
C: "My dad is so manly! He won't understand that I make candles!" [both laughing]
C: So he was also in Ocean's 13, which is well-known, right? Well-known?
G: I only know the girl version of that one.
C: Yeah, same.
Yeah, whatever I think he's famous for something. Yeah, I think Dean wanted to fuck Matt Damon.
G: Good for him.
C: Yeah. So they go- okay, so Sam keeps pushing for them to do work stuff, and Dean keeps going that "I wanted to come to LA for vacation because of the swimming pools and movie stars," and Sam says, "This seem like swimming pool weather to you, Dean? I mean, it's practically Canadian."
G: Wait, hold on.
C: And of course, Supernatural films in Canada- what?
G: No, I get the joke is that they film in Canada so it's like, "haha," but like, isn't LA notoriously like, not rainy? Is-
C: Yeah, yeah, it's not rainy. It's very mild weather.
G: Oh, yeah. Hollywood is not a rainy place. [laughs] Yeah, I know that from fucking Good Mythical Morning of all places. [laughs]
C: Anyway, right, so I mean, this is like, the second meta joke so far, right?
G: Yeah. There's a lot of them.
C: Which makes sense given the content of this episode, yeah. Ben Edlund wanted to have some fun.
G: [laughs] Yeah.
C: Yeah, so Ben now attempts the only moment of emotional continuity in this episode. [both laugh]
G: I can't believe the last episode was "Heart." [C laughs] I literally cannot believe.
C: Ended on a single man tear and a gun shot, and now they're like, "Hi! Gilmore Girls tour time." God.
G: It's so funny because they do not show Sam at all this episode. Like, again, like he's really-
C: Right, he's not processing anything. He's just like, offscreen.
G: Literally. So he-
C: Yeah, his mourning of Maddy's death was not important to Dean's journey of eating Philly cheesesteak sliders.
So, yeah, Dean says, like, “I just figured that like, after everything that happened with Madison, you could use a little vacation." And Sam says, "Well, maybe I want to work because it keeps my mind off things." Yeah. And it also keeps him offscreen this entire episode.
G: Yeah! He's like, "I'm going to go to the morgue, I'm gonna do all this research," and it's so funny because, like, he has this thing where it's like, Dean is exploring the place, and, like, the whole point is that he doesn't find anything. And then he talks to Sam and Sam is like, “Oh, I found something, though." And it's like, why didn't you show us Sam, then?
C: Yeah!
G: He found something!
C: Yeah! Like, I know that morgue scenes are boring, but you have forced us through at least one morgue scene per episode since the beginning of this show, and now you think you're too good for them? [laughs] Like, Ben Edlund. Like, get over your Dean crush and just show us the case.
Yeah, so they talk about the case, the crew guy who died on set. Dean says, "It could be like the movie Poltergeist," which Sam doesn't know. And Dean says about that, "You know nothing of your cultural heritage." [both laugh] Alright.
G: So true.
C: So yeah, so apparently the set of Poltergeist was rumored to be cursed because they used real human bones as props. And they reveal that the name of the guy who died is Frank Jaffey, but they weren't able to find a death certificate or coroner's report. Like, he doesn't seem to be on the record. But the actress who found him said she saw a vanishing figure. Sam reveals that the actress's name is Tara Benchley, and Dean lights up because apparently she's a well known scream queen to him from Fear Dot Com and Ghost Ship. Yeah, he's a fan of her work. He says, "It's very good." It's not, though.
G: You know, the thing about Tara Benchley- I mean, we're going a bit out of order here, but they do have sex, right?
C: Yes.
G: I like that. Like, this is the one like, time at this point in the show where Dean interacts with a woman that he likes that I actually like, really enjoyed.
C: Yeah.
G: Because he approaches her and he's very shy, he's very timid. And then-
C: Mm-hm. Submissive. Breedable, even.
G: God- god! [both laughing] You just caught me at like, my natural habitat, like, reacting to the word "submissive and breedable." That's how I react to it every single time. But no, I was saying, like, he's shy, all that. And then at the end of the day, she didn't know that he saved her.
C: Yeah, exactly, yeah.
G: So there's no debt in that way. Like, she really did just sleep with him because- not because he's- I mean, he's kind of lying about who he is, but he is a PA at that point, right?
C: Yeah. Yeah.
G: Like, he's not pretending to be a scout of reality TV shows or whatever. Like, he was a PA at that point, so he wasn't pretending to be anyone. And then they sleep together, and it's purely because she thought he was cute!
C: Yeah.
G: And I like that! Turns out, they can write women to be, you know, have sex with Dean Winchester without it being weird.
C: Yeah, agreed. Right, and also like, she's not his boss or anything either, so there's no bad power dynamic in the other direction. Like, she's more famous than him, but like, both of them are employees of the movie set, so like, yeah. It's cute and normal and fine.
G: Yeah! And when Dean shows up- I mean, we're going to it discuss it later, but I just want to say when Dean comes out of the trailer and his hair is all ruffled up, I legitimately went "Awwwwh!" His hair is all ruffled up. And, yeah. [laughing] That's my observation of Dean.
C: So true.
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G: So they go into the movie set, and as they're hanging out, they see that there's this guy - his name is Brad - and he's- he's a director? Or he's the producer.
C: He's a studio executive. I don't know what that translates to like, in actual terms.
G: Yeah, people- I think he is a producer. 'Cause like, the guy calls him like, "a suit," so like, he's like, the type of guy who wears a suit in this kind of environment type of guy.
So he's talking to some of the guys who are doing the lighting [laughing]. And he's saying like, "Make it brighter!" And then the guys are like, "It's a horror show. It's a horror movie." And he's like, "Yeah, but it looks too drab. It looks too depressing. Why don't you just make it brighter? More colors." Which I suppose like, they're saying this because it's a reference to the fact that Supernatural at this point is very dark.
C: Yeah. [laughs] Well, the studio execs got what they wanted.
G: [laughs] They literally will get what they have asked for.
And yeah. At some point, Brad looks over to where Sam and Dean are, and he calls over "the guy with the green shirt," meaning Dean. And Dean's like, "What, me?" And then he asks for a smoothie from Kraft, and Dean's like, "You want a what from who?" And Sam comes in and is like, "No, he's just new here. We'll get you a smoothie. Smoothie coming right up!" He puts on that voice [laughing], and it's so funny. What the fuck do you mean "smoothie coming right up"?
C: Why did this guy decide that Dean was a PA and Sam was just hanging out?
G: I mean, I assume he assumed both of them are PAs, but it's not like you're going to call two PAs to grab you a smoothie, right?
C: Mm, yeah, I suppose so.
G: Yeah.
C: Does Dean not know what a smoothie is? [G laughs]
G: You think he doesn't know what a smoothie is? I'm sure he does. Because, like - at this point, Sam is still not a health nut, so I'm assuming he only knows like, milkshake-type smoothies, right? He's not aware of the fruit smoothie agenda yet.
C: [laughs] Yeah. Oh, god, my favorite meme is the "see you in hell, you stupid fruit" [G laughs], like, blender thing. And like, that showed up on November 5. It was so good. Anyway. Yeah, I guess Dean's not homophobic enough to make smoothies yet.
G: Yeah. So later on, we cut to Dean holding a tray of smoothies, and he's giving it out to like, you know, people passing by, etc. So Dean realizes that like, "Oh, I actually need to investigate at some point, right?" So he sets down the smoothie tray, and he gets out the EMF meter and starts creeping up the- what did you call this? The raf-? No, it's not.
C: I think the rafters are like, the top part, but the general thing is the scaffolding.
G: The scaffolding. Exactly. So he goes up the scaffolding, and suddenly, like, the lights dim and the crew starts recording. Like, they start filming. And what they're filming is Tara, who is, you know, the girl, the main character, reading off a book in Latin or in Enochian or, you know, just some language. They get into it a little bit later. But she's reading something off a book. And they're just goofing around on set and stuff. Meanwhile, Dean is up there inspecting the whole place, but there's no EMF anywhere, so he goes back down.
C: Yeah. Sam gets this update and he asks Dean, "How's the whole thing going?" And Dean says that being a PA here sucks but the snacks on set are great. [G laughs] He like, enthuses about like, a Philly cheesesteak slider, and he tries to give Sam one, but Sam gives him some judgmental look and is like, "Maybe later." I don't- like, Sam does a lot of judgment of Dean's eating in this episode.
G: I don't know why Ben Edlund- The thing is, this episode, you can pinpoint a lot of the things that they do with Sam and Dean in terms of food back to this episode. Like, there's a little bit of it in "Tall Tales"; there's a little bit of it in the episode where they dress up as priests, but like, it's really highlighted here. [laughing] It's basically the main point of the episode. [C laughs] It's really highlighted here. And it frustrates me that they made it this way, and it has emanated throughout the rest of the show.
C: Right. Like, it's weird. Like, I don't know-
G: Why is he so judgmental?
C: - why Sam is being so judgmental about Dean eating a sandwich-
G: Yeah!
C: - you know? Like, what is wrong with the situation? Like, it's food on set, and you eat it.
G: Yeah, and it's free, and he's allowed to get it. And I mean, it's more appropriate than the other past few times. Like, the other time it was like, "Oh, this guy's telling us that someone died here, and you're stuffing your face with nuts," [C laughs], and then the other time it's like, "We're literally at a funeral and you're eating off the plate like it's what you're here to do."
C: Right. But it's not-
G: But now the situation is like, the food is here to be eaten, and they're just on set, and like, just let him fucking eat!
C: Right, and it's like, they were both food insecure growing up, and I understand that, like, like, the general consensus is that Dean bore the brunt of that more than Sam did 'cause like, Dean would go hungry to give Sam food, but like, I feel like if you're growing up with someone, you notice that, and also, it's not like Sam was never food insecure and that there was- that Dean always got enough food for Sam even if he didn't eat himself, right? So like, this doesn't make sense.
G: Yeah. But alas. This is what we are given. And it is what will be shown throughout the rest of the fucking show.
C: Right.
G: Tough luck.
C: Right, like, they end up giving Sam his own food thing, which is... interesting how they go about it [G laughs], but oh well.
G: Yep. It sure is, but yeah.
C: So yeah, so Dean asks about Sam's research and yeah, they can't find anything on Frank Jaffey. And Walter shows up and takes a sandwich, and Dean says after Walter [laughing], "They're wonderful!" about the sandwich. So true.
And so, apparently, this filming area had four deaths in the past 80 years. Two suicides, two fatal accidents. So they're thinking vengeful spirit.
Tara walks by and Dean is like, "Okay, time to go over and talk and get her autograph or something."
G: Yeah.
C: Yeah, so he likes grabs some like, sheet of paper from a worker like, walking by and then he goes up to Tara, and he's like, "Oh, like, they missed you! Were you supposed to get one of these sheets of paper?" And-
G: He looks adorable. [laughs] Crystal is literally gonna kill me for this, but he looks- he looks adorbs.
C: He looks enthusiastic in a way that is- that could be read as endearing if you cared about him. [G laughing] [laughs] That is what I will say.
G: Literally Dean is cute when you care about him and not when you're not caring about him. So true.
C: Yeah.
G: He gives her the paper and he says, like, "I don't really know what I'm doing"- [laughing] He's so cute! - And then Tara says, like, "Oh, is it your first day?" And Dean's like, "Yeah, and I know it's gauche to say this, but I am a big fan of yours. Like, I loved you in Boogieman." And then Tara says, like, "Oh, god that was a terrible fucking script," that just confirms that Dean really loves to watch terrible movies.
C: Yeah.
G: I honestly support that. Because I'm currently at the stage in life where I only watch good movies, so what happens is, every time I watch a movie, it takes me like, three months to process it.
C: [laughs] Yeah.
G: So I don't watch any movie after that in the span of three months. I just dwell on the last one is all.
C: Yeah.
G: So yeah, I mean, if you're gonna watch movies more frequently, I'm assuming you're going to come across like, shit movies every now and then. And that's what Dean is doing.
Dean sees this as an entryway to talk about the case. So he asks like, "Oh, you saw the guy who died, right?" And she was like, "Yeah." And Dean exhibits some tact by saying, like, "Oh, I know you probably don't want to talk about it." [laughs] He's so cute. But she says, like, "I'm fine talking about it. It's just that no one else wants to talk about it because everyone thinks I'm going to have a nervous breakdown if they mention it around me. But it was a horrible thing because, like, blood was dripping out of his eyes and his mouth." And she says, like, she's positive that she saw something, a figure, and she doesn't know what it was, but she's sure that she saw it.
Eventually, this guy Walter approaches her and give her a drink, and she's like, "Oh, thank you, Walter," and this is like, the second time this happened so in your brain you're like, "Oh, this Walter guy's gonna be important, isn't he? He's gonna be the guy, isn't he?" So, fun stuff.
C: What I thought this whole time was, "This is a set full of white men, and I can't tell any of them apart or know what any of their jobs are."
G: They mention-
C: And when they revealed that Walter was the writer at the end and they're like, "Oh my god, Walter the PA?" I was like, "Who the fuck is that?"
G: It's so funny that he is like, literally a writer that like, got the rights to be on set, and he's acting as a PA for this woman. Like, come on, dude.
C: Yeah. He's an odd guy, as we will find out.
G: [laughing] God, what they did with Walter is so funny! Even thinking back to it, it's like absolutely fucking hilarious! And like- [laughs] whatever, we'll get into later. This entire episode is so funny.
C: Yeah.
G: Yeah, so eventually, Tara ends up showing Dean a picture that she took with the guy before the guy died. And Dean looks at it, and Dean says, "Son of a bitch."
C: Ooh.
G: Dun-dun-dun-dun.
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C: So we show up at some house, which- Sam and Dean are knocking on the door. And some guy opens it, and Dean says, "Gerard St. James?" And this is the guy who we previously knew as Frank, and he's alive. So apparently, Dean recognizes him because he was Desert Soldier #4 in Metalstorm: The destruction of Jared-Syn. [laughs] So.
G: What a nerd.
C: What a nerd. Yeah. Dean's like, "Oh my god, I'm a huge fan. Like, you got hit by a tractor in Critters 3?" So yeah, like, this is like, a guy who plays like, practically extras roles, but Dan is a nerd, so he recognizes him.
So they come in the house, and Gerard explains that the producers brought him in for a day to play this Frank Jaffey guy to fake his death so that there'd be more publicity stirred up because people would be thinking the film set was haunted. He says, "They say I'm the new lonelygirl." What is lonelygirl?
G: You don't know who the lonelygirl is??
C: No.
G: Okay. Lonelygirl15 was an ARG that was like- So, like, at the beginning of YouTube, back in like, I guess 2005, so, like, someone was like, "You know what we could do? We could make this like, vlog series where this girl, called lonelygirl15, vlogs." I actually don't know much of the details, but I know- this is just a general gist. If you want to get into it, I don't know, fucking Google it or something. But they were like, "Let's make this vlog series where it looks like someone who is an actual person doing a vlog, but it's actually an actor who's pretending to be lonelygirl15." And it's like, there's like, a whole crew managing the vlogs and stuff. And it's like, it's very big in the ARG community because it's like, one of the first ones that really blasted through the Internet. Because it's like, a vlog, like, it's in video format.
C: Yeah.
G: Yeah. So yeah, he's the new lonelygirl. Because- do you even know what an ARG is? Or-
C: Uh, kind of. Not really. I mean it's like, it's sort of like, a game thing, right, where you like, try to find clues and shit, and like, they're hidden in various part of the Internet?
G: Yeah. Exactly, yeah.
C: Yeah.
G: Yeah. There was a time in my life, where I was like, not into ARGs as in into them like that, but like, I was into ARG YouTubers. Like, people who YouTube about ARGs, you know?
C: Oh, interesting.
G: And I was like, so that's how I learned about lonelygirl15. But I was actually shocked when they mentioned it in this episode because I didn't think of it as like, a big thing. As like, something that has permeated culture enough to be present in a Supernatural episode.
C: Yeah.
G: But apparently, it is.
C: Yeah, I mean Dean says, "Who?" So I feel like you're not supposed to understand the reference. I think Bedlund just threw it in 'cause he's aware of it.
G: Yeah. Do you think Sam knows who lonelygirl15 is?
C: Mm. Probably not.
G: Probably not.
C: What do you think Sam would watch on the internet?
G: [laughs] This is such an- I think Sam would watch like, conspiracy theories, but like, he would be on the comments section disproving every single thing the person is saying. [C laughing] Like, it'll be like, "Flat Earth Theory! Why the Earth is Flat." And then, like, in the comments section [C laughing], he just outlines like, a 1500 word, fully-referenced paper about why the earth is, in fact, not flat.
C: Yeah, no, that sounds exactly right. Do you think Sam gets in fights on Reddit? [G laughs]
G: He would never-
C: He's totally a Reddit guy.
G: Like, I know we have fics where Dean is like, on Reddit talking about Cas or something, which is, that's a fun concept. But you know what we need? We need, like, a Reddit fights that Sam has, and it's not even relevant to anything. There's no overarching plot. He just has fights with people. [both laugh]
C: It's his stress relief.
G: [laughing] This is his stress relief, exactly.
C: Good for him.
Yeah, so apparently, the ghost was like, projected on a screen. And Dean says that "What you did was kind of cruel," and Gerard says, "Hey, I just play the part. I don't write the script." And he tries to push like, one of his new gigs at them.
G: I thought that was going to be more relevant, but it's not at all.
C: Yeah.
G: Maybe they're just showing that guys who do this are like this or something.
C: Yeah, I think so. Apparently, you get a free pepper steak with the coupon, though. Like, I figured Dean would take him up on-
G: That's a good deal.
C: Yeah, that's good.
G: Literally get that fucking pepper steak.
C: Yeah. So, right, so they decide to start heading out. Who's Richard Moll? Is that a real guy? But basically, Dean just asks Gerard what it was like to work with some guy named Richard Moll.
G: Yeah. I am positive that there is a lot of references here that we can see as references and then we just don't understand. C: Yeah
G: And I'm positive that there's even more references here that we just don't catch like, at fucking all.
C: Uh-huh.
G: So I'm sure-
C: It doesn't matter.
G: [laughs] It doesn't matter to us because we don't care about it, but I'm sure someone is like, screaming at their phone right now, like, "It means blah-blah-blah! Why do you not know this?" And to that person, I say, "Don't email us." [laughing] We don't care. I'm sorry.
C: [laughing] Richard Moll voiced Two-Face in Batman: The Animated Series. [both laughing] [C screams]
G: Wasn't Jensen in Batman now or something?
C: Yeah, but most importantly, Misha Collins was going to play Two-Face in Gotham Knights until it got canceled, baby!
G: Oh my god. [laughs] It was canceled? Are you-
C: [laughs] There's rumors that it's been canceled.
G: Noo. But the Mishagirls are so excited!
C: Do not let that man- do not let that man get any jobs. Do not allow that man on the screen anymore.
G: You're so mean!
C: [laughs] So true. Cancel Gotham Knights.
G: I mean, I'm sure his book is selling well, so that's gonna be, like-
C: Oh my god, don't fucking even.
G: That's gonna be like, a year of-
C: We should do a Ko-Fi bonus of dramatic readings of his shitass poems.
G: No! He has some good poems!
C: Does he?
G: I hate that I'm becoming like, the Misha Collins like, fucking warrior in this podcast. But he has some poems that I like. Yeah. That's my hot take.
C: Yeah. Well, [laughing] I'm glad somebody somewhere is enjoying something. [G laughing]
G: Exactly.
C: Yep. So, right, so Gerard says that this guy was a gentleman, and then Dean's like, "OMG, yay, pepper steak," and they head out.
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G: They head out and back in the film set.
C: Yeah. Every cut like, starts with like, a new scene from the movie, basically.
G: Yeah. So like, the scene starts, and there is a guy like, handling the audio. As they're doing the scene inside the house, the audio starts changing into something like, freaky. And then back to the guys, who are like, filming the stuff, the execs and the director and stuff, Brad, the guy who asked for the smoothie earlier, is now saying that he doesn't get the logic of the movie [laughs], because how can the demons hear them if they're in Hell? Do the demons have fucking super hearing? And then they were like, "Ugh, whatever. Maybe we should write a fucking explainer then." And so they do write an explainer [both laughing], and it's so funny. Because, remember in Supernatural when they were like, "Oh, yes, salt is like, purifying people." And Sam was saying this to Dean, and Dean literally has been doing this his entire fucking life. Like, come on, dude! Literally just put an explainer right in there.
So Brad, the guy, wanders off, right, and he's walking around. He's trying to call someone when somebody appears like, behind him. And it's this lady who looks very like- who looks very much like she just jumped right out of a black and white movie. So he's like, "Oh, well, that's weird. I quite like the makeup," and etc etc, "But your" - because she has like, scars on her neck. Like, wounds on her neck, or like, bruises and stuff. And he's saying to her that, like, "I like your makeup, but the bruises on your neck could be a little bit more red. I'll tell the makeup artist about that." So he fully believes that this ghost is just some rando on set like, in a makeup that is the most amazing you've ever seen on a person. [laughs]
C: Yeah.
G: And then he turns around, and she taps him, and then she disrobes.
C: Which was not necessary. Like, it was not needed.
G: She could have just given him like, bedroom eyes or something.
C: Yeah. Also, like, okay, he went up to the rafters after her. Like, he was like, "This woman wants to sleep with me on the ceiling of the set while we're filming"?
G: Yeah.
C: Like, I feel like she could've just done a "There's something wrong up here, like, I need to show you for the sake of the movie" or whatever, right? Like, it's not realistic to think that someone's telling you to have sex in the rafters while you're fucking filming the movie.
G: Also, like, I'm assuming the rest of her body is also gray.
C: Right. Right. They're like, "The makeup artist got your nipples too?" Like, alright, girl. [G laughs]
G: Exactly. But eventually, he goes up after her, and we cut back to the scene that they're filming, and now they're doing the explainer, like we said earlier. They're saying like, "Oh, how can they hear us from Hell?" And then some guy goes, "They must have super-hearing or something!" C: "They must have super-hearing!" [both laugh]
G: Literally, in Supernatural, the demons have super-hearing.
C: So true.
G: Anyway, just as they're doing that, a body crashes through the fucking ceiling. It's Brad. And he's dead.
G: Yep. RIP.
C: Hanging by a rope around his neck. F.
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C: They're filming the movie again, and the jokes happening here are that they say that they need salt to fend off the spirits, and the actors are like, "I don't get it. Why would the spirits be afraid of salt?" Also, meanwhile, there's like, a little talk about Brad, who just died. And it's like, "It feels weird to be filming, even though, like, he killed himself on set." And Jay, one of the- the director? - is like, "He was just a studio guy. Whatever. We had a moment of silence for him at breakfast." [G laughs] I wonder how much of this is like, Ben Edlund's opinions about like, the workings of the Supernatural set coming through.
Right, so Tara’s like, asking about the salt thing. "Why would a ghost be afraid of salt?" Obviously, this is very funny to Dean. And then they're like, "What else would a ghost be afraid of? Maybe shotguns?" [both laugh] So true.
G: Shotguns with salt in them?
C: Perhaps?
And Walter says, watching this, "These people are idiots," and walks off. So yeah, I guess, this is so kind of a sign of what's to come. [G laughs] Dean says, "Walter's a little testy for a PA."
So Sam comes over to ask how it's going, and Dean only answers things about the movie, like, how Tara's really stepped up her performance. And Sam goes like, "Dean, like, I'm asking about the case. We don't really work here. And I thought you hated being a PA." And Dean says, “I don't know. It's not so bad. I kind of feel like part of the team, you know?" Aww!
G: That's so sweet.
C: Yeah.
G: That is so sweet. Although-
C: 'Cause he has worked like, alone or just with like, his dad or his brother, for his whole life. Like, he's not really had like, group settings before.
G: Yeah. This is like, such a big group too. Like, this is not just like, we're in a- there's like, five group team that you're working with. This is like, you know, like, a well-oiled machine, and then you put him in there, and it's like, "Oh, I like, being a part of the machine" like, type of guy.
C: Yeah.
G: It's pretty sweet. It's something to think about. I understand why the Deangirls like this episode as a Dean thesis statement.
C: Yeah, yeah. Like, did they really have to go back to hunting after this?
G: Yeah, just let him be there.
C: Just let him be there. We can get him some fake papers so he can like, get the paychecks actually, and then just let him be a PA! [G laughs]
So yeah. And also, he offers Sam a taquito, and he says, "They're wonderful," which is what he also said about the sliders, and that's kind of cute. But Sam does his judgmental thing again, which I don't get, but whatever, we already talked about how we don't get it. So Sam says that he conned his way into the morgue, which we didn't see at all [both laugh], because Ben Edlund hates Sam’s guts And yeah, Brad is like, definitely dead in there, so this isn't a Frank Jaffey situation.
G: All throughout this, they're doing this joke where Dean is like, not hearing Sam.
C: Yeah.
G: Because he keeps on talking to his headset, which I thought was pretty funny. Gets old a little bit later, but it's funny right now.
C: It is funny. Yeah.
So Dean says that he wants to show something to Sam and they go over to the sound guy, and he plays Sam the distortion that happened earlier. So it's EVP. Ghosts. Whoo.
G: Whoo.
C: So they decide to investigate where Brad died. Or no, the scene of the movie during which Brad died.
G: Yeah.
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G: So they go to a fucking trailer. Whose trailer is this?
C: Yeah!
G: Later, they hang out here, and allegedly hang out there for six hours. Did you hear that? Six hours?
C: I did not- what?
G: 'Cause Sam is- Dean comes in and he's like, "Oh, have you seen anything else that's relevant in these tapes or something?" And Sam says, "Not for the past six hours."
C: OMG, no.
G: Why are they there? [laughing] It's been six hours! Whose trailer is this?
C: Maybe it's the trailer of one of the dead guys.
G: Exactly, perhaps so. Maybe it's Brad's trailer. Because it's fancy, too. It's nice.
C: Yeah.
G: They go inside the trailer, and they rewatch the scene of Brad falling through the ceiling. And, eventually, what they find is that there is a figure in the back from where Brad was, and Sam apparently recognizes this fucking blob of a figure [C laughs] and is like, "I know this person." And then they go see, and apparently, it's this woman named Elise Drummond who was like, a star back in the 30s. And she ended up killing herself inside this set because she became destitute after like, her executive boyfriend left her. So.
C: And fired her.
G: Yeah, fired her from her work. And that's their prime suspect now for who is doing the murders. So they go to burn her bones.
C: Yeah. They sure do.
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C: So the next scene, it sort of cuts back and forth. So Sam and Dean are in some Hollywood cemetery trying to find Elise Drummond's grave. They see some fun-looking headstone. Dean's really enthused. And they reach it and start digging. Meanwhile, Jay, who's a producer, is alone on the set. And he's just on the phone being fake or whatever, but the lights eventually go out. So they seem to burn Elise, but this does not help Jay because there's a figure that passes by him even after the salting and burning. And he calls out to this figure and says, like, "Can you help me out and show me where the exit is?" And this guy turns around, and his face is fucked up. Like, part of his skull's missing and, like, there's stuff bulging out of it. So Jay screams, and then the fans on set turn on, and somehow have the strength to drag Jay into their wake. And then we got this fun shot where, when he hits the fan ,it cuts away to some white cloth-
G: [laughs] To some random-ass white cloth.
C: Yeah. We see red spraying all over it. Hell, yeah.
G: A detail you missed that I enjoyed is the fact that, because they're in Hollywood, the gravestones are of important people, some of them, right?
C: Oh, yeah.
G: So they have a map that they bought for $5, and like, that's why it was so easy for them to find the gravestone. Because they literally had a map. Which I thought was fun.
C: Yeah.
G: Do you think that's true? Have you ever been to LA?
C: I've been to LA but I haven't been to the Hollywood cemetery.
G: [laughs] Yeah, I presume so, but I imagine that to be true. I imagine there to be-
C: Yeah, that's probably accurate.
G: Yeah, anyway, eventually, we start a new scene, which means new scene from the movie. And this time, it's a fucking trailer.
C: It's so bad.
G: And I mean, it's so bad. It's such a good bad trailer. And one of the things that they were like, "From the makers of... Monster Truck." [both laughing]
C: Wait! Oh, god, was that- Did they use the same truck as the racist truck or-
G: Yeah! Yeah. Yeah. [C laughing] So that's extremely funny.
C: Oh, also we find out that this isn't- the shirts they've all been wearing are for the movie Hell Hazers. We find out that this is actually a sequel to Hell Hazers. It's [both] Hell Hazers 2: The Reckoning.
G: So true.
C: Yeah, it's very funny that like, they're like, "Oh my god, we summoned the ghosts... again? [laughing] And they're going to kill us... [both] again? I didn't know that reading this Latin incantation would summon the ghost again!" So true.
G: Yeah. Anyway, Sam and Dean figure out that like, Elise is now dead, so it must not be her, so these ghosts may be playing tag team, because what happened, the thing with the fan that happened, also happened to another guy before. Which is such a terrifying way to die.
C: Yeah, like, sorry, dude.
G: What a terrifying way to die. Yeah. So, eventually, so what happens is the director calls in everyone and is like, "Hey, everyone, come here. [laughs] I know that two people died on set, but we must do what they would have wanted in their last moments in life [C laughs]. And that is to get Hell Raisers: The Reckoning on screen all across America!" [both laughing] So true.
C: And Sam looks like, weirded out by this, and so does Dean for a second, and then Dean just starts clapping with everyone.
G: Yeah, everyone starts clapping, and Dean is like, "Woo, yeah yeah yeah!" And Sam is like, “What the fuck?" which is the appropriate response, by the way.
C: Yeah, no, but Dean's part of the team now.
G: He is part of the team.
C: He wants to get Hell Blazers 2: The Reckoning on screen all across America too.
G: Yeah. But the director is like, "Yeah, we need to get Hell Raisers all across America, but not today. Today, you guys are coming home because we need to take a break for a couple of days for the investigation. Bye-bye!" And so they go away.
C: Yep. So we cut to the trailer that they've commandeered, and Sam's watching over and over the scene where Tara's reading the Latin incantation that raises the demons or ghosts or whatever. And yeah, the electrician who died, Dean finds out that he was cremated so they can't really do anything. And Sam says that he's been here for the last six hours watching this, trying to figure out what's up. And then he says the best line ever in this episode. [both laugh] "You know, maybe the spirits are trying to shut down the movie because they think it sucks. 'Cause I mean, it kind of does." [laughs]
G: So true.
C: So true.
I love when Sam's bitchy. Because I feel like, I feel like with Dean, they always know how to make him fun by like, making him like, dorky or overenthusiastic or something. And then they make Sam so unfun by being judgmental about it for no good reason.
G: Yeah, so the only way they could make him fun is if he's snarky.
C: Yeah.
G: So when they do it right, they do it well.
C: Yes.
G: But they just don't do it often enough. But this scene was so funny. And it is the best line of the entire episode. Like, "Maybe they're trying to shut down the movie because it sucks. Because it kinda does." [both laugh]
C: God, he's so funny.
So Sam suddenly realizes that like, this Latin incantation is like, an actual like, summoning ritual for the dead. Are they not afraid that playing it through the screen is going to summon the ghosts again?
G: I think it's just a matter of speaking it into existence.
C: Yeah, I suppose so. So playing a recording wouldn't work? Damn.
G: Yeah, they have to recite it.
C: So they show up in the office to talk to Marty, who is the writer of the script. And they came over and were like, "We wanted to talk to you because, like, we read the script," and like, Sam says, like, with the most effort he looks like he's ever put into anything like, "Yeah, it's awesome! Mm-hm! Totally." [G laughs] Yeah.
G: So true. [laughs] I feel called out by the portrayal of this guy. [laughing]
C: [laughing] Because of how you act about your Ace Attorney fic?
G: [laughing] Don't reveal my leanings on fanfiction at the present. But literally how I act when I talk about anything I've written, fanfiction or otherwise. Like, "Oh, it's good, right? It's so good, right? I literally wrote it like this because it's that way because it's good, and that's why it's good, right?" [C laughing]
C: Yeah, so right, Marty's like, "Yeah, yeah, it's rocking, right?" And Sam says, "Yeah, I liked all the attention to detail." And Marty's like, "Dude, right on! That's my thing! [G laughing] I mean, you know, color me guilty, but that is me! I'm a total detail buff!" [laughs] So true.
Yeah, so Sam says that "Yeah, like, you worked in real Enochian summoning rituals in there,." Which- I miss Cas. Why couldn't this ritual summon Cas?
G: So true. I mean, we're about to end season 2.
C: And then there's a whole other one!
G: But that's just 16 episodes. It will just pass. 16 weeks, that's so fast. It'll pass by.
C: That's true. Okay, that's true. Thank you.
Yeah, so Marty's like, "Oh, no that Latin shit? Like, that wasn't me, that was the original writer, Walter Dixon." Apparently, he's not a PA, he just has a clause in his contract that allows them to come on set, so he decided that during that time, he wanted to get actors water. [G laughs] Yeah, and so he wrote the invocations, and Marty says that his screenplay was bad because there was no pace or love interest, it's all exposition, etc.
G: So true. Supernatural-core. Literally, where are love in- where's Cas? Where's the love interest, you guys?
C: Yeah, where's the love interest? Give us Cas.
G: We need the love interest.
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G: So we cut to Sam and Dean reading the script that Walter made, and it's literally called "Lord of the Dead." [both laugh] And Dean comments that it's actually good, and they should have kept it, blah blah blah. But Sam says, like, "It reads like a how-to manual on how to conjure actual spirits and how to like, make it so that they follow your bidding."
C: Do we ever learn where Walter learned this shit?
G: No, 'cause- I mean, I'm assuming-
C: He's just some guy?
G: Literally just some guy. And then he knows all this shit too as well.
C: Yeah, no, he's a human- I don't know. Maybe he learned it from like, a witch or something. But I think it's a weird that at no point do they try to find out where he was learning this stuff because maybe that person was teaching like, this to other humans, right?
G: Other people, yeah. Yeah. And eventually, they conclude that the reason why he's letting out the spirit is because he's mad about the movie. [both laughing] Literally the biggest tantrum fit I've ever seen in my fucking life. "You didn't put my movie on, and now, you're all gonna die!" [C laughs]
C: God. And I love how they're like, "Oh, yeah, that's a reasonable motive. Okay, we understand the situation now." Like [laughs], I would never have drawn that conclusion because it's so stupid. I would have been like, "Oh, he's summoning people to kill people, but like, he must have like, serious- like, someone here must have like, killed his parents," you know? [laughs] Like-
G: Yeah.
C: [laughing] It's just so stupid.
G: But yeah, eventually, a little bit later, we see the writer that we saw earlier, Marty, he's walking in the set, and then he comes across Walter. Well, actually Walter calls him to the set, right?
C: Yeah.
G: So Walter is, and he's asking Walter like, "Why are you calling me here? I'm busy. I'm writing a script." [laughs] Writers really do be like this. [both laugh] Literally, all my friends who are writers are exactly like this. Like, "Why are you talking to me? I'm writing right now. Fuck off, dude."
Walter says, like, "We could have made something good, but instead, you tore the script to pieces. And now, you're gonna pay!" [laughs]
C: He also says that "You replaced it with cleavage and fart jokes." Like, fucking bold of Ben Edlund to say, like, given the way he writes women.
G: Yeah. [both laugh] "You replaced it with sexualization of women! And fart jokes." To be fair, Ben Edlund has not had a fart joke.
C: That's true.
G: Thus far.
C: Thus far.
G: But, you know, Ben Edlund, you never know what to expect.
C: Who wrote the episode where Cas sits on the whoopee cushion?
G: Oh my god! [laughs]
C: Who wrote it? I need to know. "Whoopee cushion Castiel..."
G: "Whoopee cushion Castiel."
C: "... Supernatural." Is this going to give me-
G: No, it's not giving me the episode.
C: It's in [overlapping] "I Believe the Children are Our Future." I don't know anything about this one. Let me look up-
G: Oh my god. [laughs] It's written by Andrew Dabb! [laughs]
C: Oh my god. Course it was.
G: Yeah. So Andrew Dabb and Ben Edlund blended together is unnecessary cleavage and unnecessary fart jokes.
C: Yep. Yes. [laughing] He says you're gonna pay!
G: He's gonna pay! And then he raises a little pendant and starts chanting. So Marty turns around, and the guy from earlier is there. And Marty screams!
C: Did you find it really funny that he summoned the same guy again? Like, four people died on this set, and he's like, "I think the fan guy- that's like, my favorite little ghost guy. I think we should give him a go again."
G: He's so obsessed with this ghost. And I would be as well. The fan death is so much fun to watch.
C: It's true. It's true.
G: Literally, the first time I was like, "Ah!" I was that emoji where it's like, peering a little peek in the hands. [both laughs] Like, I was that emoji. Literally so true.
But this ghost, apparently, the reason why they get taken to the fan is because the ghost drags them to the fan. But before the ghost can drag him to the fan, Sam and Dean shoot the ghosts and show up, and then Sam turns off the fan, and then Dean is like, standing over the guy. Marty says, "You're one hell of a PA." [C laughs] And Dean says, “Yeah, I know." And then helps the guy up. What a loser! [C laughs] What a loser.
C: He is. He's a total loser. Good for him.
So we get the confrontation with Walter where he's like, "What are you doing?" "I could ask you the same thing!" And he starts- Walter starts heading up the scaffolding, and Sam's saying like, "You are doing dangerous things, raising spirits from the dead and making them murder for you." Which- how much is he controlling these people? Like, is he telling them who to kill?
G: I mean, perhaps. Maybe it's like the reaper situation.
C: Is he telling them how to do it? Like, 'cause I don't- like, was he like, "You should disrobe and then go up the-" like, how much power does he have?
G: I mean, maybe it's like, "Just kill this person," and then the ghost chooses like, the way they were killed.
C: Yeah, yeah, I guess so.
G: Yeah. I hope so. I wish that ghost did not like, non-consensually disrobe in front of the guy.
C: Yeah. Right, I hope that she just decided to have a bit of a hot girl summer before doing murder.
So yeah, Walter's like, "You don't understand! You put your heart and soul into something, years of hard work! Years! And then they take it. And they crap all over it. And then they want you to smile and say thank you!" And Sam’s like, "Dude, it's just a movie."
G: [laughing] It's literally just a movie, dude.
C: It's literally just a movie.
You know that Tweet that you posted about Bakugo's death?
G: The what?
C: The Tweet you posted about Bakugo's death [G laughing] where someone said, like, "They live-streamed it. Like, he died in front of his parents." And someone replied like, "At first, I thought that you were talking about a real guy. Can you put like, a tone indicator that says '/drawing' or something?" [both laugh] Literally, can you put a tone indicator that says "/movie"?
G: For the uninformed, in the anime My Hero Academia, or, I don't know, is it a manga? I am not too informed on the thing.
C: There's a- there's an anime and a manga, so-
G: Yeah, I think he died on the manga, right? The current release on the
manga, he dies, Bakugo, and then like, the Twitters were in a shambles because literally like, who would have thought they would kill Bakugo or all people? [laughs] And people were Tweeting shit like, "He was killed in a live stream! [both laughing] [both] His parents saw that!" Do you think this is how people saw us when we were like, crying over Castiel dying, or like, Dean dying? Like, "It's just TV show, dude."
C: [laughing] Right, can you put a tone indicator that says TV on there?
G: Literally, he went to Superhell! [both laughing] He got stabbed in the back by a fucking nail! [overlapping] And then he died of tetanus. "Can you put a tone indicator that says 'TV show' in there?"
C: [laughing] His brother saw that shit!
Anyway. So, he says, "It's just a movie." [G laughing] And Walter's like, "Listen, just leave."
G: [laughing] Wait, I have another joke!
C: Okay, yeah.
G: [still laughing] Like, do you know Drew Gooden?
C: I've heard the name.
G: He's a YouTuber, and then he has a wife, and then like, [laughing], one time, like, he made this joke where one time, she was scrolling through Instagram, and the I, Tonya movie official account was like, advertised to her. And then [laughing] she didn't- she didn't read that it was I, Tony movie, she thought it said- [laughing harder] "It-" [laughing]
C: [laughing] What? [G still laughing] What? [G still laughing] What did you say? You say-
G: [laughing] She thought it said "it ony a-" [laughing]
C: What? [both laughing] It's only a movie?
G: [laughing] No. It says "i tonya movie" but she thought it said "it ony a movie." [both laughing]
C: [laughing] So true. It literally ony a movie.
G: [laughing] Literally- literally, it ony a movie. [both laughing]
C: Oh, god, okay. We just spent like, 10 minutes laughing at our jokes. This is gonna be a great BABPod episode. God, that's good though.
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C: [laughing] Yeah, so Sam says, "It ony a movie." And Walter says, like, "I have nothing against you, but you need to leave, and leave Martin behind, so I can fucking murder him." And Dean says, like, "Sorry, we can't do that, not as a matter of principle-" or sorry, no, let me do that again. Dean says, "Sorry, we can't do that. It's not like we like him or anything, but, you know, out of principle." [both laugh]
G: So true.
C: And Walter's like, "Okay, well, ghost summoning time." So he summons four ghosts, two who are new to us, and all of them are injured in some way. And they all start walking towards them, but then they suddenly disappear because they're invisible now. For some reason.
G: Yeah, they're invisible. And it's like, we've never had an invisible ghost, right?
C: Yeah, I don't think so. Like, we've had ghosts with like, telekinesis powers. Maybe they just turn invisible and run at you really fast. [laughs]
G: Yeah. Me too.
C: But usually, they're visible during the telekinesis, so that doesn't work out.
So we get a whole thing where they start running away. Apparently, Dean does a thing, which apparently is a Die Hard-
G: Die Hard reference. I do not care about Die Hard.
C: Yeah, me neither, so I'm not even gonna say the line. They're pretty screwed. The whole time, Marty's being like, "Oh my god, ghosts are real? What? How is Walter controlling them?" 'Cause, you know, we somehow needed exposition for that, even though we saw Walter hold up a talisman and chant. Sam's like, "Probably the talisman!" [G laughs] Wow. Thanks. Wow.
G: So smart. He's so smart.
C: He is a real detective. He's a real ace attorney. [G laughs]
G: He's literally ace attorney investigating right now. [C laughs]
C: So Sam pulls out his cell phone camera because he says that film cameras are able to get the ghosts, so your cell phone camera should too. So he scans the room around [G laughs], and he sees one of the ghosts, and he goes like, "Dean, there!" And Dean just shoots. [G laughing] We get multiple scenes with Sam just swiveling the phone around and being like-
G: "There!"
C: "Gunboy, go!"
G: It's so stupid.
C: It looks like one of video game arcade shooter game things, you know? It's hilar.
G: Yeah. It's the stupidest thing they've ever done so far.
C: Yeah, though, didn't they do this in "Asylum" as well? It worked better in "Asylum."
G: I mean, there's a scene later- okay, I'll tell the rest of the scene, right? Eventually, Sam catch us up on the guy as Marty and Dean kill the ghosts, like, shoot the ghosts downstairs. And they end up in the fucking top of the building or something?
C: Yeah something like that.
G: On the roof. And what happens is Walter breaks the pendant. And Sam’s like, “Oh, why did you break it? Like, they're going to attack you because you forced them to do all these horrible things so they're mad at you." And they do. So. [laughs] At this point, Dean and Marty are also upstairs now.
C: And they just watch!
G: They just watch as this guy gets mauled. And at some point, like, Marty raises the camera, and like- [laughing]
C: We see four ghosts whaling on him.
G: [laughing] We see the stupidest fucking thing I've ever seen in Supernatural, which is just four ghosts like, scratching up this guy's back. [C laughs] Jesus, it's so funny, I bursted laughing the moment they showed that shot.
C: Yeah.
G: What is going on? I mean, I get that this scene is supposed to be like- I get that the idea's supposed to be goofy, right? Because, like, they do it later in the actual movie, and it's seen as like, "Oh, look at these fucking losers," right? But like, here, at the kill shot, where it's like, he's getting mauled to death, you would want to think that it's going to be a little bit creepy or something, right?
C: Right.
G: But it's just actually hilarious.
C: Four people beating up on him. So good.
Listen, I know this guy murdered like, two people, but the fact that they don't even try to shoot the ghosts with salt, like, when they're killing him, like, it doesn't feel good.
G: Yeah.
C: I feel like Supernatural doesn't want to deal with the idea that sometimes the true monsters are people, and then like, they either have to confront the "we don't kill people policy" or they have to confront like, the criminal justice system [G laughs] as a way to like, deal with-
G: Which they will next episode!
C: Oh my god, fuck, you're right, it's "Folsom Prison Blues."
G: Yeah.
C: Yeah, okay, right. So like, so instead of dealing with any of that, they were like, "Just let the ghosts kill him so we don't have to think about this anymore."
G: Yeah, yeah, exactly.
C: Yeah. So, alright. RIP to Walter.
G: RIP. [laughing] At least his parents didn't see that shit. [both laughing] It was not live-streamed
C: Well, we don't- maybe the camera was filming.
G: [laughs] They live-streamed-
C: Maybe they put that shit online. [both laugh]
G: Sorry to all Bakugo fans or whatever, like- [laughs]
C: [laughing] I'm not. He seems annoying. Goodbye to all listener, but I don't like Bakugo, I think. [G laughs]
G: I don't know anything about- it's so weird saying it as My Hero Academia because, like-
C: It's BNHA.
G: Which is like, I think that's a product of like, every single person who watches this is a nerd, so like, they would not say My Hero Academia, you know? [both laugh]
C: Yeah.
G: [laughing] We are just dunking on fans of the show so hard. I'm so sorry to all BNHA fans.
C: Sorry, fans. The memes when Mineta was like, ambiguously bi were really funny.
G: I have no idea about any of this. All I know is that Bakugo is dead. [both laugh]
C: This is gonna age so badly when he comes back from the dead in the like, next installment, and people are like, "These fucking idiots think Bakugo's dead."
G: I mean, Cas came back to life, but all the jokes about him dying are still funny, so.
C: That's true.
G: [laughing] This is so rich coming from a Supernatural podcast. [C laughs] Future Ace Attorney podcast. [laughs]
C: How would- would I be playing it for the first time? Would that how it works?
G: I don't think you would want to play Ace Attorney, so.
C: Yeah, probably not, so you'd do it solo.
G: It would be a podcast where we do like, I talk about Ace Attorney, and in the meantime, you talk about like, fucking Pocket Frogs or something. [both laughing]
C: Yeah, I'll be like, "I caught another fly!" [both laugh]
G: Yeah, exactly.
C: So we get our final movie scene, where two characters are in a house, scanning the room with a cell phone. And, like, the woman's going like, "Oh my god, there's a ghost there!" and points, and the guy shoots. And she says, "I don't understand. How can the spirits appear in the camera phone?" And the guy says, "The video must pick up their frequencies in a way that our eyes can't." Which is like, an explainer, I guess, but you know, with layers.
G: Isn't the bigger question here like, "Why is the shotgun working?"
C: [laughs] Right.
G: Like, couldn't they put the explainer over the fact that, like, the shotgun is actually loaded with salt and also how the fuck did these kids load the shotgun with salt?
C: Yeah, but I mean, I guess because the purpose of it is to serve as an explainer for the phone thing in the full episode [G laughs], they felt they didn't need to explain the salt. But yeah.
G: [laughs] Because they already explained it last episode. Two episodes ago. So true.
C: Yeah. And also in- what was it?
G: "Hook Man"?
C: Yeah.
Yeah, Marty is really excited about this whole situation, and Sam says, like, "You find out there's an afterlife, and this is what you do with it?" And Marty says, "I needed a little jazz on the page," [laughing] and then jazz music starts playing.
G: Are you for real?
C: Or jazzy-ish music starts playing [G laughs], and it continues through the rest of the end of the episode.
G: [laughing] I feel like I do not trust you to know what jazz music sounds like.
C: Fine. There were brass instruments in it, and to me, that's jazz. [both laugh]
G: Yeah, anyway, Sam is walking towards the outside of the lot, and then he sees like, a - what do you call this? - a trailer that Tara Benchley's name on it, and it's rocking, so, you know, she's having a fun time inside. And then, as he goes to the door, Dean comes out, and he's fixing his collar, and his hair is all messed up! And he looks soo cute! And, you know, Tara Benchley is up there and she's like, smiling at Dean, she's flirting it up, and she says, again, “You're one hell of a PA.” And Dean’s like, "Thank youu." [C laughs] And then they walk away. Dean like, grabs a sandwich, and they walk into the sunset. Except the sunset is just a prop, and it's not real. So they walk towards the rest of the lot.
It's a nice ending, honestly.
C: It is.
G: For a very boring, very bad episode. [both laughing] It's not bad, it's not bad. I take that back.
C: The payoff of the plot being that it's just this guy named Walter who's just weird is- [laughs]
G: It's actually quite funny. It is quite funny.
C: It is funny, but I don't know if it works. It's funny because it's bad. [laughs]
G: Yeah.
Okay, so what are your thoughts about this? You think it's funny but because it's bad. I think it's entertaining but not that much. [laughing]
C: Yeah.
G: I mean, it's a fine episode. I get why people would like it, but I also get why people would be like, "Eh, it's whenever."
C: Yeah, none of this is anywhere near as entertaining as the Sam awkward sequence in Maddy's house in "Heart."
G: [laughs] Yeah. None of this is as interesting as Sam saying, "You're different." [both laugh] Or whatever it is he said there.
C: "You're... unusual."
G: "You're unusual." [C laughs] So yeah.
C: Yeah.
G: [laughs] Best Line/Worst Line.
C: Well, we said what the best line was many, many times. Which was, "You know, maybe spirits are trying to shut down the movie 'cause they think it sucks. 'Cause, I mean, it kind of does."
G: Literally so true, it does suck, and the spirits are trying to take it down. But what's your worst line?
C: Huh. Um...
G: I have no idea.
C: There's no lines on this episode that mean anything.
G: Exactly. 'Cause like, the bad lines are bad on purpose, I feel like, is what they're doing, right?
C: Right.
G: So like, it's tongue-in-cheek, so.
C: Right.
G: [laughing] "It ony a movie" is my worst line. [both laughing]
C: So true. Oh, god. I don't have a worst line. I'll go with yours. [G laughs]
G: [laughing] A line that doesn't even exist in the episode.
C: Exactly.
G: Okay. Rating. So what do you think is the IMDB rating of this episode? I'll go first. I'll say it's an eight... I think the references are lost to us, but I'm assuming they're not to the target audience at the time, which is who rates these things the most probably, right?
C: Yes.
G: So I would say this is an 8.6.
C: Yeah, okay. Yeah, I agree that it will be fairly high for that reason, and also because the Deangirls really like this episode. But it's bad. I'm gonna go with an 8.5.
G: Okay. Let's see... Oh, you're closer! It's an 8.4.
C: Okay. I'm glad that they agree that it was boring.
G: "Delightful camp. Not quite the much later episode 'The French Mistake.'" Yeah, like, this reminds you a lot of "The French Mistake" in a way, right? Like, this is the precursor to that.
C: Mm.
G: Yeah. But instead of just making fun of the industry, I feel like that more is making fun of Jared and Jensen, specifically-
C: Yeah.
G: - the French m- [laughing] Jesus Christ. I just recalled, like, people saying why "The French Mistake" is called "The French Mistake," and I- I- [laughs]
C: Wait, why is it called "The French Mistake"?
G: [laughs] Should I cut this out? But like, apparently the French mistake is a term that is like, when like, two guys sleep together and then like, can't talk about it afterwards. And in "The French Mistake," Sam and Dean are- I mean Jared and Jensen are like, not talking to each other.
C: [laughing] Oh my god! [screams] Wait, because that episode does strongly imply that the people on set think that Jared and Jensen are sleeping together. [G laughs]
G: Yeah.
C: Yeah, okay.
G: It's really funny.
C: We can discuss that when it happens.
G: Yeah.
G: It's just- do you think the placement of this episode is weird?
C: Yeah. I mean, it'd be weird early in season two too because John just died. But yeah, immediately after "Heart" is weird.
G: I mean, the next episode is "Folsom Prison Blues," and then the one after that is, I think, another- "Dream a Little Dream of Me"? Or is it like, "What Is and What Should Never Be"? I think that's season 3, actually. Let me see.
C: Wait, okay, wait, no, I think it's season 2, no, I think you're right. Which pisses me off.
G: No, it's "What Is and Should Never Be."
C: Yeah, is that- is that in season 2?
G: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
C: Wait that pisses me off. This is Sam's season. That's like- why is that 2.20?
G: Towards the end, too, yeah.
C: What does that have to do with Azazel?
G: I don't fucking know. I hate Supernatural so much it's unreal.
C: It makes a lot more sense in season three because season 3 is the "Dean is going to die" season.
G: Yeah. Yeah. Whatever, who cares.
C: Whatever, I hate Supernatural.
G: Let's end this episode. [laughs]
So that’s it for this episode of Busty Asian Beauties! Next week, we will be talking about Season 2, Episode 19: "Folsom Prison Blues." Leave us a rating or a review wherever you get your podcasts. C: Follow us on social media! We are on twitter at twitter.com/BeautiesPodcast and on Tumblr at bustyasianbeautiespod.tumblr.com. Our official tag is #babpod, B-A-B-POD. And thank you to anyone who's donated to our Ko-Fi at ko-fi.com/bustyasianbeautiespod. G: You can email us any feedback, comments, or inquiries at
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