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lestappenforever · 7 months

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hi angel c:

may I just say that this gp was as a fiction? it served us SO MUCH Lestappen content from the begging to the very end! i was scared that at some point it's gonna be fucked (yep talking about Charles' "luck") but instead we got a joint interview, a lot of waist grabbing, smiles and giggles, press conferences with "inchident" jokes and karting days (i'm so sorry for Checo and Carlos being the third wheel but it's inevitable, guys) AND the most important – a battle even in FP2 and then in race! i mean, Charles has done FANTASTIC job (not only in race but throughout the whole weekend. his quali laps? fuck that was hot). i don't remember when was the last time someone overtook Max in battle for the lead. i wanna scream to see Charles in capable and suitable for his style car (and reliable team that does not fuck up the strategies *side-eye to RBR*) 😭😭😭

is Vegas gp gonna be Austria 2.0? we even had the "dirty move" from Max which helped him to took the lead (as in 2019 but thanks fuck no grudges are left no divorce and yeah this time it was just a grip problem), then battles and the sensual podium. damn let us have every gp as Austria and Vegas and Lecstappen tumblr will go completely insane ._.

i'm also still not over the fact that Max apologized. I mean this man is literally the entire weekend was: FUCK YOU OKON FUCK YOU GEORGE FUCK YOU VEGAS FUCK EVERYONE OF YOU except you charlie you're my sweety lovely im sorry for the turn 1 schatje 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

i've seen some people being afraid of "lestappen divorce" after that turn 1, but i wasn't one of them. i really think that their relationship has seriously changed. sure that Max always treated Charles in a special way, congratulating him on good positions, even if he himself lost. but for some reason I feel that Charles himself now does not transfer what happens on the track beyond its boundaries. Austin sprint was also the proof.

okay thanks for listening to my rambling, i'm sleep deprived, these FPs at 5:30 and a race at 7:00 at the weekend the only fucking days when I can get some sleep kinda killed me

anyway, let me just remind you that you're beautiful and precious and just incredibly wonderful person🖤 i'm always looking forward for your posts and every time you reply to anons it's so warm, it makes my day better when i read it. just all your love and kindness you're giving people here... it's valuable. you're valuable. love ya, have a great day!!❤️

Denis, my darling, hello! ❤️

Once again you are dropping truth bombs in my ask box, and I am so happy to read them. I agree with every take you've shared here: the Las Vegas GP practically being taken straight out of a fic, and it actually giving Austria 2022 a run for its money. (Which I doubt any of us were prepared for, let's be honest.)

Both Max and Charles have grown so much over the years, and it's wonderful to see that their relationship has reached the point it's at now. Max apologizing to Charles for the incident in turn 1 is definitely a testament to the severe shift their friendship has taken recently, and it's just beautiful to watch.

I wasn't worried at all about their friendship suffering because of what happened in turn 1, and I think those who were worried about a potential "divorce" are people who haven't been as up-to-date on the shift of their friendship recently. They've reached a point where they can have incidents like that during a race without it impacting their relationship negatively at all. And if that isn't growth, then I don't know what is.

I hope you're catching up on some much needed sleep following this race weekend. 💙

Denis, you have given me such a good reason to smile this Monday morning with yet another heartfelt and kind ask, and words can't express how much I appreciate that and you. You are such a sweetheart, you're so incredibly beautiful inside and out, and you deserve the entire world. I'm so moved by your words, thank you so, so much. I'm so happy my posts can have that kind of impact on you.

Thank you so much for making my entire day with this. You're so valuable too, and I love you. 💕

#Asks #Lestappen asks #paint-it-red-and-black #Denis ❤️

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theemporium · 9 months

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I need help and I know that you have a lot of followers and maybe one of them has read what I’m looking for so I read an F1 image where the reader got stuck in an elevator with Seb Kimi George Lando Checo Charles Carlos and I believe Valltrie was also there anyways they get stuck and they play truth or dare and Charades to kill time and at the end the guys were like your our new friend you can’t get rid of us because you kept us fed and entertained for the last two hours

Please someone help me 😭😭😭

oooh maybe someone knows!!!

#cece answers #f1 #f1 x reader

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idkwhatimdoinghere1655 · 3 months

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Bahrain GP 2024!

Mads' Race Recap!

Right, so, I'll do this in teams (in standings order) so that I'm not just waffling until the world caves in.

Red Bull - Not much to say really, if I'm honest. Simply lovely from Max, Checo did what was expected, so good job there. Good race from them, and getting to see a smiling Max at the end of the day is always nice.

Ferrari - Well well well Mr Carlos Sainz what was that you cheeky thing! DOTD truly deserved there by our one and only smoothest of operators, and (my Charles heart hurts to say this) that overtake on Charles was really lovely... so was the one on George. I reckon he could've gotten to Checo for the P2 if there was more time, but hey. I was getting Monza flashbacks during the Charlos battle, since I was absolutely terrified they were going to kill each other off. And Charles must be the single unluckiest man on this goddamn planet. I know he's partial to a lock up every now and then, but that car was trying to kill him. How does he always have some sort of problem? And why do they always reply with 'We are checking'?! Infuriating. How can he go from having a perfectly good car less than 24 hours ago, to suddenly having brake problems during the first race of the bloody season!?Very nice with fighting George though, that was lovely. This man's quali pace is absolutely mental, as well. A 1.29.165 compared to Max's 1.29.190 might not sound like a lot, but pushing that Ferrari past the rocket ships fastest quali laps is mental. It's so impressive. Hoping for some more poles we can turn into wins. Overall, very impressed with the Scuderia today, if they keep it up and Checo crashes and burns like he did last season, we might have some fights for some more podiums... and hopefully another win. Oh yeah and fastest pit stop. Good job guys.

Mercedes - Can someone please tell me what was going on there? George started off really nicely, but then the pace just dropped and dropped and dropped and Charles overtook him pretty easily, even with brake problems, although George did lock up. And then he dropped back off Charles even more once he was in front. Lewis had battery problems, but then there weren't any problems, he had just used it too much, but then he did have problems so I don't have a scooby doo about what that was about. And his seat broke... I kinda laughed at that, I can't lie. Pretty average performance from both, expected more from Lewis, especially since he was predicted pole-sitter.

McLaren - They were definitely the team I heard the least of this race. I think the overtakes on Fernando were very nice, but I don't really have much to comment on because I never really saw much from Lando or Oscar. They were kinda just... there. They aren't quite where they were at the end of last season, but I think they can come back to fighting for the top spots pretty quickly.

Aston Martin - Fernando just let people go past him, and I understand it since he didn't want to push and get his engine to overheat. But, I don't really think Fernando Alonso is a 9th place driver, if I'm being totally honest. The Aston is either really good, or below where it should be, and it can change on a whim. It's a very strange car. I do feel bad for Lance though. That collision with Nico at the start wasn't his fault, but I think the lack of pace would have hindered him anyway. I don't really think that it mattered that he finished behind Fernando, since I think Lance had less pace overall from the Nico incident, even if it wasn't by much. But I would like to know why he had such a nice lap at the start of Q2, then by the end it was elimination worthy times. Like I said, the Aston changes on a whim.

Kick Sauber - Right, I'll start off with Valtteri. What the hell was that pitstop can someone please help that poor man and the wheel nuts! That was a travesty. I guess he just likes his really long pistops, but it also definitely screwed up his race. Ending up 40 seconds behind the rest of the pack is far from ideal, but it wasn't as bad as someone's technical issue (see Williams section for more detail ☠). Honestly, I think Valtteri is just pulling a Kimi. Drive until you want to, if you do shit it's OK, if you do well, great job. Not complaining though. Now, Guanyu Zhou, that was a very lovely drive. The car isn't where the top teams are, and they make up the top 10 anyway, so P11 is a very good, and he had a very nice race over all.

Haas - Kevin was just... Kevin, you know? He completed the backmarkers bench, and had a lovely time while doing it. Lucky not to get overtaken by Daniel at the end, but I really can't think of a time where Kevin has really stood out apart from the wonder of Brazil Qualis 2022. Oh, and the shaved legs. Now, onto the man himself, Nico Hulkenberg. There was no way he was doing any better than 10th in Q3, so props to him for even getting there to begin with. The collision with Lance was uncalled for, and then from there he kinda screwed himself over. He could've easily kept 10th, maybe 11th with Stroll in a faster car and stayed there, but no. He did a Nico thing. I don't even know how to explain what that is, but dying his hair blonde for the Barbie movie fits into that category.

VCARB/RB/REDBULLSHITTYEDITION - Here I was thinking that the RB would be a best of the rest car. Boy was I wrong. Again, I didn't really see much of Yuki or Daniel, apart from that horrendous shit show at the end. Yuki was fuming, Daniel didn't sound overly enamoured, and he didn't have time to overtake Kevin anyway, so it was pointless. Didn't do anything in regards to points, so that is helpful. I feel like RB will favour Daniel because he is the more experienced of the two, but whatever they did today was a bad call, in my opinion. It should have been earlier so that Daniel (and then maybe Yuki) could have overtaken Kevin. Yuki is very funny, yet scary when he's mad though.

Williams - Deary me that was not a good start to the season. The new steering wheels were a bad idea, and Logan's just decided it didn't want to play racing car today and sent the poor guy five years behind the rest of the pack. I can't really comment on his racing this week, since he wasn't really doing much racing... he just had to let the front runners past, which isn't his fault at all. Pulled some nice quali laps, in Q1, even if he was eliminated. On a good day, Alex Albon is a points scoring, very very good driver, even in a car that is definitely not supposed to get him there. Today was not that day. One minute he was there, the next he was P15. Poor guy, honestly. This week just wasn't his week.

Alpine - Right, don't yell at me, but this is funny as hell. Alpine being so shit is just so funny to me I don't know why. Nothing against Pierre and Estie Bestie, but it just sends me. Are they going to pull a McLaren? I don't think so, but they can give it a good go. I don't know why the car is so shit, but it just is and there is nothing anyone can do for next week, and the guys at the factory are probably scrambling to try and fix it. I do like the pink writing on their graphics, it's very nice. And at least they occupy 2 slots in the Q1 elimination zone so that my boys can probably get through, even if they do shit in qualis (please not another S-pain incident I beg).

I think next time I'll do a quali recap and a race recap, so that I don't have bits of each sprinkles throughout. And here is to the first of our 2024 season! 🍾🎇

#f1 #formula 1 #bahrain gp 2024 #bahrain grand prix #ferrari #ferrari f1 #mercedes #red bull #red bull f1 #mclaren #mclaren f1 #aston martin #kick sauber #haas f1 team #visa cashapp racing bulls #vcarb #rb #williams racing #alpine f1

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justaredheadf1fan · 1 year

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Trouble's definitely Bak-u for this one!

Seriously, why did I have to miss this weekend? I've been catching up on my home after work and holy hell! I'll say what I already have in mind if I confirm it after watching all the Sprint content from today.

Sprint Shootout - Saturday

Well, so for now what I can gather is that this crap is meant to be a Quali 2.0, for the Sprint race. That's what's so especial about it? Anyway, let's see how this goes.

Quite a few cars through that escape/way out (how do people actually refer to this in English???? I'm at a loss right now 🤣).

Aaaaand Sargeant hit the barrier and destroyed his right rear and he can barely move the car. Causes a Red Flag and Q1 is not gonna get restarted now. I now Williams retired him for the Sprint and honestly, I get it. That looks BAD.

10 minutes for Q2 and it's looking a little calmer than Q1 for now. And it definitely is, Stroll almost got lost in the mix but finally made it through. Pretty quiet, this one.

Time for Q3, i'm about to see Charles crushing it again today before the disasterclass 🥲 What a beaut. funny though I've just seen him crash 🤪 This guy's gonna end me, seriously. I have no clue how he even got the car to its rightful place. What a guy.

Onto the circus now.

Sprint Race - Saturday

Let's see now what everyone has been talking about for the last few hours.

HAHAHAHA George serving cunt right from the start. WHAT A KING! And Crystappen complaining about something he's done a thousand times to everyone, especially Lewis??? Oh boy, am I enjoying the karma!!!!

Omg Yuki noooooooo!!!! VSC deployed, that tyre right in the middle... Good thing they've already slowed down. Safety Car now deployed after Yuki's tyres haven't been properly fitted or is it that the car's is fucked? Damn.

Whoa what a restart!! What's going on with Fernando, what did he take!? 🤣

Sharl had nothing to do against Checo, that illegal car is just too much. He didn't even need to try, he just got there and ate him up. And Sid's engineer is just so funny, telling him he's done a good job not making contact with George, really on point tbh. Crybaby needs a reality check, even if it's that subtle.

Haas on Haas violence? I need popcorn for this! I'm just waiting for this to really devolve in a couple races 💀 And now that's a good overtake by Lance, good job my darling!!

Well, good thing Sharl could keep the fraud at bay at least, since there was no catching Checo.

I'm amused at how our dear friend the baby could have the nerve to tell George off about the crash. Are you serious, dude? And threatening him with crashing against him ON PURPOSE. Nobody sees the problem here? Honestly, I couldn't be prouder of George after his response. King. He chose violence and stuck to it today. Good for him.

And that's it, that's the most interesting thing that happened on the Sprint day and basically it went down right afterwards.

I seriously believe that FIA are not even thinking about the sport, they haven't been for quite some time now. Doing this at a track such a Baku, it's very risky. It might not be as dangerous as Jeddah, but it's still a pretty complicated or tricky race. Doing the Sprint there is just for the sake of the circus that can happen after the race itself since it's pretty damn boring otherwise.

Someday the worst will happen and someone will truly get hurt (if not killed) in one of these at a complicated track, and then we'll all cry. But clearly the FIA only think about the $ and the spectacle for the sake of the spectacle instead of thinking straight.

That's MY opinion. Feel free to disagree. But I really hate this crappy ideas.

Race - Sunday

I'm finally back from work so I'm gonna watch the clown show now. I know more or less what happened so not very excited about it, but I like to suffer.

Good start from Sharl and both RBR alost hitting each other. Why is it always "almost"? So unfair. Good start from Lewis and Lance. This is gonna last so little...

So, absolutely no one will mention the fact that IT'S NOT NORMAL to pass someone that fast even with DRS? Jesus, it's fucking insane.

Lance saying that he's not gonna attack Fernando. What a class act, this boy. Fernando, you know you don't deserve this kid. My poor baby, he might not know yet Fernando will definitely sacrifice hm given the chance if it means he'll get any advantage at all.

Pretty clean and boring race so far and it's only been 8 laps. Where is the exciting Formula 1 we were promised with the regulation change last year? Because I don't see it. I miss the actual Formula 1, the one we used to see years ago, so much rawer and chaotic in many ways. They wanted to take out Mercedes at all costs and they made this sport a huge crap. I remember how nervous and ecstatic I used to be watching this every race weekend. I really did have bad timing when I decided to come back to this.

Very clean pit stop for Lewis, thank goodness. Now we can see the RBR fighting, due to some trouble going on for Sid the Sloth. And De Vries broke his wheel, we get a Safety Car on the track now. What a surprise.

That restart will be so bad. I'm seeing it before I even have it on my screen. Aaaaand there we go. Lewis almost hitting the barriers, Fernando eating up Carlos like he's nothing (he really isn't), Lance right there too. And Lewis takes George!

But seriously, Carlos? How sad was that? Ouch, Lance touched the barrier! Hope he's good, he's doing a fantastic job today!! What happened in the pit lane with George? Didn't notice.

Okay, how hard is that Aston Martin? What kind of concrete did they use to build it? 🤣 Lance made a mistake now and went wide, and nos Lewis eats him up! Sorry, Lance, but this was bound to happen eventually!!

Pretty boring last few laps, like literally one of the most boring races in the last few months (counting 2022 too) because nothing is happening. And there's still almost half the race to be completed. Yikes.

Still 11 laps to go, and I can't yawn more than I already am. What a bore. Seriously, why am I like this? Why do I need to see this? And for what!? At this point I'm just thinking that as soon as this is done, I need to hang my clean clothes to dry, since I've left them in the washing machine until the races ends. This is saying A LOT.

George pitting in lap 50? Mmmm... WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED WHEN OCON WAS ENTERING THE PITS!? And no where comes George getting Fastest Lap!!!! Yes baby, he started off the weekend doing nothing of substance and now here he comes!

I just shut off the streaming since it's been enough. Too much, actually.

All in all, it was a crappy race. Really disappointed since this track is one of my faves.

Same plan next week, I'll watch after work, whenever that is since I have no clue what my schedules are 🤣 I'm too tired now to even check this before posting so...

Peace out!

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secretdonderwolk · 1 month

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well the supposed attempt at a swap means, they still want checo gone. Which at least means there's a seat

but idk the whole thing screams scrambling to me, if it’s true. I’m not even saying this as a daniel fan, bc realistically he’s fucking up his chance but in general. Obviously CH isn’t ok if he’s also (supposedly) expressing RBR don’t need max, was talking down to newey to his face, etc.

obv we have naur idea if this is real true i’m just here at brunch listening to someone tell me a story they heard from a friend of a friend zero legit sources just you me our beautiful minds and some time to kill. just having a gossip!!!!!! please don’t call paw patrol🔫

anyway…….IFFFF it’s true. it doesn’t really matter if dr’s fucking up his chances because he was nawt gonna get that seat?? he never was?? like this was supposedly happening over winterbreak like why he vibing at vcarb at all then………also akshually what is the contract sitch with rbr for daniel………..horner i can’t even deal with that man.

#ask!

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hyacinthsdiamonds · 2 years

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"The rest of the grid hate him"

Daniel, who dts made seem like Max's greatest enemy, being one of the first to hug him after becoming world champion, him literally asking the press for any news on Max after Silverstone because he was that concerned for his wellbeing, wearing an orange cape with a lion on it to show Max some support in Zandvoort. Carlos, Max's first teammate in F1, praising him for his win and talking about how Max has inspired him. Gio talking about how special it is to see someone you raced in karting, formula 3, to see the become world champion. Lando who when asked before the race who he wanted to win saying Zak would kill him and then answering Max anyway and being the first person to hug him, & who posted a picture of said hug on Instagram saying "Congrats World Champ. I got you, don't cry". Charles who said he never doubted Max would become world champion someday and has been very vocal on the fact he loves to race against max. Nando who has been Max's constant supporter since day 1 welcoming him into the champions club, the Haas garage cheering him during his final lap, Mick who Max has known probably for his entire life (Mick even saying they practically grew up together at times), who immediately was going in for hug as soon as he saw a definitely overwhelmed Max immediately after the race. Esteban being one of, if not the first driver to congratulate him publicly online for an amazing season,🔥🔥 fire emojis and all. Alex being the literal first person Max heard on that radio being absolutely buzzing for Max & saying that he absolutely deserved it. Pierre who pulled up beside Max to wave at and congratulate him during the cool down lap, and who couldn't hide his amazement rewatching Max's final lap, Checo who did everything in his power to help Max win because to quote him he knows Max would've done the same for him. And Max clearly cares about them too. He recorded Daniel driving his hero's car & sent it to him because he knew how special that was for Daniel, he has literally not stopped praising Checo, he was one of the first to message Gio when the news broke, he went up to Checo, Pierre & Seb to congratulate them personally on their podium in Baku, he was so happy to be on the podium with Nando in Qatar, him saying it's good to see Lando smiling because it means he's ok (at Spa after the crash), like there's so many examples.

#max verstappen #i try not to get to well like this when it comes drivers but I've seen too many bad takes i had to comment

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lestappenforever · 9 months

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Good morning my pretty girl!!! So… brainrot.

I was on TikTok and came across a trend with an undertale song so I thought about something. Mercenary!Max is set to kill a politician son, Pierre. It’s his most important target. Then, bodyguard!Charles meet Max and amongst all kinds of dirty sex, handcuffs, hiking up Charles’ leg to his waist and getting hot and bothered feeling the garter holster, kinky stuff ensues and then all hell breaks loose when Charles is set to protect Pierre from Max. At risk of being executed by his partner Checo, who’s dying to take his place in the golden throne of the mercenaries, Max has to make a promise to Charles that he won’t hurt Pierre, even though that means he will be hunted down for not finishing his job and probably joining forces with Pierre to protect him from Checo, Danny(who’s after Charles due to pure and wicked jealousy) and Yuki (who falls in love with Pierre but it’s afraid of ending up like Max, pursued and excommunicated). Thoughts? I love mafia!aus and I know that plot has been around for quite some time but I really liked this idea and I can’t stop thinking about it skksksksksk anyways, I’d like yours and out lovely anons opinions 😭

Evie, my love, my light, how I have missed you and your brainrots. ❤️

Oh my, this is - as always - a truly wonderful brainrot that I will definitely be thinking about for the rest of the day. So thank you very much for that.

I personally can't offer to write this as AUs aren't my things for ships I think the canon world is too perfect for already, which is the case with Lestappen, but someone should definitely write this.

@Anons: She's back and she's as beautiful as ever. Enjoy Evie's new brainrot masterpiece. 💕

#Asks #killingevie #My tag for “Evie is the queen of my heart and my sunshine forever #Evie's wonderful brainrots

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