#ankh's arm

[aeshnacyanea2000]

The river slunk sullenly in the bottom of its bed, like a student around 11 a.m.

-- Terry Pratchett - Men At Arms

#Terry Pratchett #discworld quotes #GNU Terry Pratchett #quotes #Men At Arms #Ankh-Morpork #river Ankh

[vegetarianmorpork]

Cuddy helping Detritus realize he can count (and is actually a savant) is everything to me <3

#discworld #men at arms #cuddy discworld #detritus discworld #the watch #the night watch #city watch #ankh morpork

[comicalcarnival]

Oi, Eiji. I want the Medals from that Fuwa Yummy. Hurry up and defeat it already.

Made for 1300 followers on twitter! I'll be raffling this lad off on friday as thanks for all the love.

#kamen rider #kamen rider ooo #tajador #tokusatsu #comical plush #hino eiji #custom plush #ankh arm not included tho sadly

[ndostairlyrium]

...you thought today was over? Well, it is NOT <3

Remember to always kiss your herbalists! And to keep bringing them seeds and hugs on a daily 💚

Mori'na belongs to @idolsgf / @blightbear

Sketch under the bridge

#ockiss24 #ankh #mori'na lavellan #ndo sta l'art tag #ankh is being spoiled today hahah #if skyhold had to be rearranged by them it would be like #witchy aestethic meets abandoned building covered in ivy #but the ivy is a huge variety of plants typical of that territory #and the witchy aestethic is ankh dipping bones in ink and gold leaf and placing them wherever lol #'this monstera needs arms!' *proceeds to drag a full bear inside the salon* #they would found new new orleans basically hahah #beware of archers with hobbies

[dimity-lawn]

#discworld #gnu terry pratchett #meme #discworld meme #created by yours truly #the watch #men at arms #vimes #sam vimes #angua #angua von uberwald #werewolf #the shades #ankh morpork

[amygdalae]

Carrot Ironfoundersson autism moments

#Carrot develops a crush and has to show her his favorite museums and city landmarks his special interest is the city of Ankh Morpork lol #discworld #men at arms

[vamporilla]

Currently reading Men at Arms, and the part where Cuddy teaches Detritus how to count reminded me of that “I CAN ONLY COUNT TO FOUR” song.

#discworld #gnu terry pratchett #terry pratchett #men at arms #ankh morpork city watch #lance constable detritus #lance constable cuddy

[pratchettquotes]

"I'll tell you," said Vimes. "A monarch's an absolute ruler, right? The head honcho--"

"Unless he's a queen," said Carrot.

Vimes glared at him, and then nodded.

"OK, or the head honchette--"

"No, that'd only apply if she was a young woman. Queens tend to be older. She'd have to be a...a honcharina? No, that's for the very young princesses. No. Um. A honchess, I think."

Vimes paused. There's something in the air in this city, he thought. If the Creator had said, "Let there be light" in Ankh-Morpork, he'd have got no further because of all the people saying, "What color?"

Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms

#samuel vimes #carrot ironfoundersson #ankh morpork #men at arms #discworld #terry pratchett #definitions #terminology #words #titles #monarchy #royalty #distracted #argumentative #technical terms #honchess #something in the air

[kisstytea]

Can I uh… get a nice cup of fluff headcanons for Vinnie Vincent kind of like the ones you did for Eric?

😳 👉🏻👈🏻

YES OFC I LOVE HIMS

Warnings: I accidentally added in the fact that I think Vinnie’s kind of a sub so uhm take that as you will

A/N: I LOVE HIM AND HE DESERVES MORE ATTENTION 😤

Vinnie Vincent Fluff HCs

•oml he LOVES YOU 

•A lot like Eric, he’s really clingy but a bit more possessive but not in a bad way

•It’s more of like a “you’re mine and I don’t want anyone to hurt you” kind of thing. So he’s always holding your hand or has his arm around your shoulder in public. 

•He thinks it’s kinda cute when you steal his clothes (like especially the ankh necklace-)

•Honestly you tease him a lot and say he looks like a very pretty woman but w knows you’re joking

•Oh yeah and Vinnie also likes to be cuddled as well. He’s the little spoon ofc

•Honestly probably a subby boi ngl because like- yeah. This man is CLEARLY a bottom

•I mean he’s got to be a switch at most 

•If you tell him he’s pretty, istg he’ll die on the spot.

•Sometimes he talks in his sleep at night but it’s always something stoopid like “but I don’t wanna be a donut” and it makes you giggle

•Whenever he’s sad, you’ll let him rest his head on you and listen to him talk about it

•He’ll be a dick sometimes and steal one of your nachos but you don’t say anything because he’s cute 

•He has goddamn noodle arms but he actually gives the best hugs

•Give this lanky bitch all the love he deserves pls (BECAUSE HE’S SO UNDERRATED 😤)

#kiss band #kiss band x reader #kiss army #vinnie vincent #vinnie vincent invasion #paul stanley #ace frehley #eric carr #gene simmons #peter criss #classic rock #classic rock x reader #noodle arm ankh lad #the gay writes

[sasasartblog]

cover / part 1 / part 9 / part 11

#kamen rider ooo #hino eiji #ankh (ooo) #izumi hina #izumi shingo #kougami kousei #please ignore this one panel where ankh doesnt have greeed arm i drew it last minute and was to focused on the proportions and forgor #realised after coloring this page #my comic #kamen rider OOO: a friendship an idiot and the somday in the future #my comics #im not sure if this night looks like night enough i was impovising lol

[discworldquotes]

'And this,' said Corporal Carrot, 'is the famous commemorative arch celebrating the Battle of Crumhorn. We won it, I think. It's got over ninety statues of famous soldiers. It's something of a landmark.' 'Should have put up a stachoo to the accountants,' said a doggy voice behind Angua. 'First battle in the universe where the enemy were persuaded to sell their weapons.'

Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms

#Discworld #Terry Pratchett #Men at Arms #Carrot #carrot ironfoundersson #Corporal Carrot #Lance-Constable Angua #Ankh-Morpork #Gaspode

[mousegirl-cheerleader]

I've GOT to make friends with hot alt gals in our area who will give me neat tattoos for discounted prices as long as I help lift heavy things for their amusement

#me and Lyssa want our snake SO bad #coiling down our entire arm #that's gonna be SO expensive #plus we have to get my cat in a party hat retouched or covered #and my ankh finished #hopefully this winter we'll save up enough for a tattoo finally #money is hard to obtain #but my muscles are already here and I'll work way hard #especially to please and entertain gals

[vegetarianmorpork]

If Men At Arms were a YA novel / romcom movie about a young werewolf girl torn between a handsome and sweet human police officer and a scrappy and streetwise little dog...

Jennifer Lawrence is Angua and Channing Tatum is Carrot (Please don't kill me for this cursed casting.)

#Discworld #Men At Arms #angua von uberwald #carrot ironfoundersson #Gaspode #ankh morpork #Angua/Carrot #The Night Watch #City Watch

[ankhisms]

have an idea for a crochet project but idk how well it will turn out. but also i want to do it so bad if i can pull it off itd be sick as hell

#want to make fingerless gloves that are like ankhs arm...

[ndostairlyrium]

Pls give me B1 or B2 with Cullen and Ankh?? Your choice who’s who :)

Beloved anon, I see what you're doing and I can't help but provide 👌

Can't wait to meet Solas in DAD. Just to ask if he can give them her wedding ring back, you know <<' that thing was expensive

She's the class clown, until you hurt her family 😬

The Meme

#ask meme #tw blood #blood cw #dragon age #inquisitor lavellan #ankh #cullen rutherford #cullavellan #primula #ndo sta l'art tag #it was an arm joke you perfectly know it and it can't be repeated nor condoned u-u #in her defense... #. #yo if you need me to tag other warnings just let me know

[dustedmagazine]

Listed: Equipment Pointed Ankh

Photo: Jennifer Kelly

Equipment Pointed Ankh hammers out intricate rhythmic fever dreams that feel hand-made but actually arise from a complicated deck of digital and electric instruments. The sextet from Louisville, KY has been at it for over a decade and three full-lengths and recently played a mesmerizing set at the Thing in the Spring Festival in Keene, New Hampshire (see photo). Jennifer Kelly reviewed their latest, From Inside the House, earlier this year, noting that, “These tracks bounce and jitter like they want to dance, but then tip sideways into lush string synth lyricism, inscrutable spoken word, and, in one cases, the sound of soda sucked through a straw.” Here are some of the things that inspire them.

Jim Marlowe

Tara Clerkin Trio — Self Titled

Casually excellent clarinet, piano and drum grooves — some live stuff and some studio looping/chopping to great effect. What a great sound. An engaging combo whatever it is. Went nuts after hearing ’em and attempted to find everything else they’ve done. I chose this one but In Spring is another great, very different slice and Live at Bliss Archive is a tough wiggling of jazz tunes through CDJ beer goggles. Calmly unique and cool. One of my most jammed.

Pierre Barouh — Le Pollen

1981 heavy hitting YMO/Mariah and adjacent crews lift up real people chanson singer Pierre Barouh with freshly unboxed synths and a wide-ranging attitude towards song arrangement. The title track is a real highlight for me. Feels like it could have existed as a B-side off Scary Monsters if it was recorded at a restaurant with friends you don't get to see too often. I love it. Trying to think of another superstar group who worked with someone out of their immediate world to such great effect — The Eagles and Joe Walsh? Just kidding.

Ryan Davis

Vacuum Rebuilders — Anything Else Is A Compromise

Not technically a CD, so I'm already breaking the rules here, but I was in Victoria, BC earlier this week and walked into a record store with about 90 seconds to spare before leaving town. This was the first thing that caught my eye, and it was 2 dollars, so I purchased it with the loose change in my pocket and left. My life is better now from having gained this glorious spool of sicko-rock on Calgary’s prestigious Pee Blood label. From the simultaneously brilliant and seemingly microwaved minds that brought you bands like Hairnet, Singing Lawn Chair et al, Arielle McCuaig and Kayla MacNeill are, in this lone Ankhman’s opinion, responsible for some of the most refreshing and exciting rock music to have surfaced from the modern North American underground so far this decade. This specific material is perhaps more sonically aligned with the outsider punk of their Janitor Scum LP on Lumpy than the most recent experimental theater/art-pop/noise-folk shenanigans of their Puppet Wipes project (Looks Real, Siltbreeze), but it's all a part of the same strange and electrifying puzzle as far as my own dumb midwestern ears can conclude.

Gang Starr — Moment of Truth

I’ve listened to rap and hip-hop music throughout nearly every phase of my life since early grade school, but my focus and enthusiasm tend to fluctuate between subgenres therein. And no matter how long I go without listening to it (sometimes years), I always inevitably circle back to what I fell perhaps most in love with growing up, which was early-to-mid 1990s east coast street-wise boom bap shit. Gang Starr’s Moment of Truth, while considered to be of an arguably “post-classic” era by certain purists, is the record of theirs with which I always felt most connected. As of late, it's exactly what I want to hear. Released four years after its predecessor into the freshly treacherous waters of the shiny-suit/jiggy era, the beats, rhymes and ever coolheaded delivery on M.o.T. are as strong or stronger than they were in 1992. If they weren’t already solidified as one of the best emcee/deejay combos to ever do it, they were now. Come for the Inspectah Deck track (shout out Shorty’s “Fulfill the Dream” video from the same year), stay for the truly timeless Guru/Primo magic.

Shutaro Noguchi

José Antonio Méndez — Siempre Estrellas (BMG U.S. Latin)

I sigh every time I listen to this. One of the sexiest male vocals that ever existed on the earth on Si Me Comprendieras. But this CD might possibly be too much of sexy for homosocial ankh van, so I almost went for Perlas Cubanas of his or William Basinski and Janek Schaefer’s …on reflection.

Various Artists — Women of Africa (CSA Records)

Pretty simple but rhythmic melodies and harmonies and just incredible sound choices, phonological elements and beautiful vocals. I almost went for Julia Sarr or Shona’s Mbira CD on Nonsuch. But the first track just made me happy this time around.

Christopher Bush

Daisuke Tobari — Till The End of the Dream

This album is a masterpiece. An idiosyncratic blend of the psychedelic “songbook” (various pages) and the more ritualistic side of far Eastern classical music over seventeen tracks. An intuitive, imaginative and personal set of recordings. At one point, Mr. Tobari sings the words “Happy Birthday.” It is almost too much to get your head around.

Eyes and Arms of Smoke — In Three Houses

Lexington, KY band, active in the mid 2000s. Immaculate sequencing of two tracks, only really do-able in physical format on a CD. First track is a three-minute bongo fever dream with haunted vocals that showcases the song-based home studio sound that they developed on their sole full length, A Religion of Broken Bones. (See Dusted’s 3/9/2006 review). Second track is a twenty-five-minute free-improv mystery that showcases some of the modes unleashed in earlier live sets and tapes. Homespun, disorienting, and other. I cherish this band.

Dan Davis

The KLF — The White Room

This is my shit right now. I can’t really even explain why. It just scratches and itch. Like this is the music made by two dudes who like burned a million pounds or some shit? It’s awesome.

Avalanches — Since I Left You

I’ve been really interested in so called “Plunderphonics” and this record has an insane amount of vinyl samples on it. So, it’s just a fun listen when thinking about the work of making it. Dweeb shit that you can bop to.

#dusted magazine #listed #equipment pointed ankh #jim marlowe #ryan davis #shutaro noguchi #christopher bush #dan davis #tara clerkin trio #pierre barouh #vacuum rebuilders #gang starr #josé antonio méndez #women of africa #daisuke tobari #eyes and arms of smoke #the klf #avalanches