#and that she would file them down

[taxi-boi]

so yknow the "soulmates get physical traits from eachother" headcannon?

scott getting a small moon among the ring of stars around his head that just orbits around him. if he tries to get rid of it it just comes straight back like a boomerang so he opts to ignore it

cleo who grows creeper scales that she plucks and peels off. not only because it reminds her of Him... but also because its painful. which means it Hurts Him.

pearl who gets a ring of stars of her own to go around her head. dazzling little lights infront of her eyes. reminding her of what she could have had.

martyn who chose to hate cleo back. who chose to leave pearl behind, (blaming her for their gaslight gatekeep girlboss trio, when hes the one who dragged her into the nether.) not trying to make amends and pushing everyone away to go out on his own. his heart is cold and dead and his body reflects that as he begins to rot.

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grian gets scars scars (even more so than any other soulmate would. not faint markings but full on scar tissue) and scar gets grians wings. (love birds. desert eagles. vultures.)

big b gets dog ears and ren gets a frogs tongue (he killed a frog. big b kissed one)

joel gets the anime eyes from naruto and etho gets shrek ears. they were made for eachother.

impulse gets white tips and highlights in his hair. bdubs gets those dwarven horns.

jimmy the canary in a coal mine. tango the blaze, the fire. they both have black coal stains on them. tango gets small pheonix esque wings. jimmy gets entirely (life color and/or red) colored eyes. the coal mine. they're already prone to exploding.

#double life smp #zombie cleo #inthelittlewood #dangthatsalongname #pearlescentmoon #if the cleo one sounds weird its because i originally based it off a headcanon that martyn had antlers #and that she would file them down #apearently theres one person total that ever headcanoned that. #i dunno maybe creepers can have antlers. as a treat #i mean it was either creeper or listener based. but what am i gonna do give cleo big ears? #grian minecraft #goodtimeswithscar #bigbstatz #rendog #impulsesv #bdouble0 #smallishbeans #ethoslab #jimmy solidarity #tangotek #if you cant tell this post was originally gonna be about the divorce quartet #but i figured i might as well add in the rest #i would have given ren and big b goat horns if it werent for the fact that the entire season is goat horn themed- #i was gonna give etho a beard until i found out that joel beard was a last life thing. #i also had to look up the anime etho was from

[hailsatanacab]

A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc

"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."

"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.

"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.

"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"

"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.

"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."

"This is where I live."

"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"

"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"

"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."

"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."

"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."

"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"

"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"

"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"

"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"

"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"

"Please, call me Bruce."

"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."

Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.

"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."

#dpxdc #batpham #i forget - can we tag the parent fandoms? w/e #immediately alfred's like: while i do appreciate your initiative may i suggest it wait until after dinner? #and danny - who has barely eaten proper homecooked food ever - takes one bite and then absolutely wolfs down the whole lot #after he's finished he's like 'bear with - I've got to add that to the 'Reasons I Would Like to Live Here' section' #danny's powerpoint has tailored sections for each batfam member with lists of reasons why they'd get along #my au thoughts on this is that the fentons disowned danny when he told them he was phantom #and that this is after the ultimate enemy - wherein which he allied himself with the JL to fight against dan #(which didnt really work at all - BUT he knows some of their identities now INCLUDING batman's) #so one of the main reasons why he'd be a great fit is that he knows their vigilante status anyway so they don’t need to worry about secrets #dick just turns to tim like 'he’s your friend. he learnt this from you.' #tim: 'i didn't tell him our identities!! i would never!!' #dick: 'no i know that. it's the stalker tendancies. it's baby tim all over again' #tim: scandalised gasp #they all eat dinner in silence just super subdued and in shock and sending glances to bruce and danny #duke like: 'so i know I'm the last one in the family but like... this isn't how it normally happens right? did any of you make powerpoints? #tim gets all shifty because he absolutely did make a powerpoint he just never actually showed it to anyone #everyone stares at tim because they all know. it was in one of bab's blackmail files she has on him #damian's slide has danny offering to throw down at any time. 'tim says you like to prove yourself with your skills? #how about a real challenge? if i beat you then you have to vote yes to adopting me!' #damian is in two minds about accepting because... 1) look at him damian could take danny in his sleep! but #2) on the off chance that he does win... damian does not want any more brothers #(he takes the bet and its a suprisingly fun fight - and while he'll never say this... he would vote yes even without the wager) #on one of danny's slides there's a picture of ellie: you'll also get my clone sister! two children for the price of one!! #uhhh.... thats it now - I've been having fun with this haha #spent all day with the 'ive lured you here under false pretences' 'danny i live here' line in my head haha #anyway enjoy!!!!!! this was fun #i wanna make these slides so bad

[poorlittlegreenie13]

You’re telling me Taissa was worried enough about Natalie to send her to rehab multiple times & say “who does Natalie have?” so sadly. But she didn’t check up on Van who was living alone, not paying her bills, not healthy, not happy ONCE… I DON’T BELIEVE IT. That kind of love doesn’t fade ��.

#now I want a fic of taissa anonymously buying thousands of dollars of VHS tapes to keep van in business #no but either she had a secret ‘van’ file somewhere in her house #or something bad went down between them and van pushed her away #I feel like tai would obsessively google and read articles and reviews of Van’s store when she couldn’t sleep #I don’t care if she canonically didn’t know about it until she asked for the file #in my heart Tai is a pathetic wet cat of an ex girlfriend #yellowjackets #Van Palmer #taissa Turner #Taivan

[moonsidesong]

honestly barely remember most things that come out of inanimate insanity invitational but sometimes i like to think about cabby being in bfdi/tpot instead because shes one of the only newbies i actually like and also her having a stupid rivalry with golf ball would be infinitely funnier than whatever thing she had going on with test tube

#like yes gb already has sort of a rivalry thing going with basketball. but like. bb's not really someone who wants any attention? #whereas. at least earlier season cabby was very confident and witty and that would drive our little golf girl INSANE. and i wanna see it. #also i say whatever she had going on with test tube bc besides the initial incident of cabby talking down to them. i. #dont really remember any of the rest of the conflict. whoops #i feel like bfdi characters would also lie to her when shes writing files but i feel like itd just be because- #-they wanna make themselves look good rather than any sort of malice against her notes LOL #anyway i dont really wanna be an ii crit person most of my takes about ii3 is just that its. pretty boring for the most part #just was telling bestie my thoughts last night and wanted to share this little doodle that came out of it LOL #bri object stuff

[shadowednavi]

lying awake at 3:46AM thinking about my old webcomic and realizing it's technically become Lost Media with the death of flash. all that time we spent on it, now impossible to read without special programs, assuming it's still on the internet at all.

I still have all the art assets I personally made for it, but damn... several years of collective work just Gone.

#this is also assuming I'm emotionally ready to reopen that door to revisit that story at all #I'm sure if I messaged my ex she would be more than happy to send the raw files over if she still has them #but idk #I haven't even been able to revisit OUR stories since shit went down #tapping into the extended RP universe is emotionally treacherous water #that's a hell of a lot of creative work I'm not ready to access again #and it sucks that this particular work is probably locked away forever through medium obsolescence #idk why it's bothering me at this hour but I wish it wouldn't #I have to go into the shop hella early to get a wedding dress done #I don't need this rn #personal

[lesbiangiratina]

Johnny has 2 extra voice lines for testament besides the intros… “family is great, looks like you’ve figured that out by now, huh?” and uhhhh. “Fashionista.” Idk what theyre used for exactly im just looking in the files rn. And yeahhhh testament has nothing for him. This is so weird its gotta be like a VA scheduling problem or something…….. ?

#would be interesting to poke around in the text files to see if theres anything for them. i dont know how to do that though. #also yeah no tess in his arcade mode i heard it kind of sucks actually. may stuff #maybe there’s an ending where she… calms down…? i dont know. it would be nice if they did something like that. #also btw the line about family is in the files twice for some reason. idk if he says it in 2 different contexts or if someone fucked up lol #i assume if its used in 2 contexts the same file could be used tho so. idk SHRUG #it jusy got me excited cuz i saw he had 5 voice lines for them… 2 are the same… 😔… 4 is still nice #idk man i miss testament. i was mostly excited for johnny because i assumed i would get some testament crumbs. is that mean. my bad. #johnny’s voice lines for them are nice enough i guess ;-; the family thing is super sweet. thats my crumb……… #the kat goes meow #gg

[wabblebees]

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#have been attempting to make a self-tape for this audition for DAYS #after a whole helluva lotta bullshit having to do with hunting down a time+space+camera to film with i Finally managed to get some takes #then some weird bullshit with the camera's sd card happened where i wasnt able to pull the files off onto my laptop #FINALLY able to copy the files to my laptop. FINALLY able to access playback (the video camera i borrowed wouldnt let me access its gallery #FINALLY watching them... they all kinda suck so far but thats Fine at least i Have Them yk #get to take 7 and its actually not nearly as terrible as the previous 6!! feelin pretty good abt this one!! dont get hopes too high ofc but #i mean hey this ones acceptable if the last few arent any good either & just in case i cant go thru with my plans for tmrw to do a reshoot #so yk i start to rename the file so i can tell which clip it is! #Whole Laptop Crashes #WAHOO #typed this up to avoid freakin out while carefully rebooting her. bbg dont do this to me #luckily i already saved multiple contingency copies just in case (bc ive already had so many issues i was feelin Extra Cautious) #so i at least dont have to worry about dealing with the sd card bullshit Again. ugh #EDITING TO SAY: SHE LIVES!! laptop is fine after powering back up & files are unscathed!! was able to retitle & keep on truckin no problem #god i hate dealing with video as a medium #*this* is why im a stage performer not a screen actor lmao #fuck this shit. juust gimme a floor and an audience and ill make it worrk #cameras are fickle creatures on-par with printer machines #im rly excitednervous abt this audition tho; only submitted my resume+headshot on a whim & didnt rly think anything would come of it #but they contacted me and asked for a tape!! so im like !!!!! okayy sure id love to send that !!! i just have to face The Horrors first #if i dont get it then thats not the end of the world or anyth; but itd be SO FUCKING COOL if my v first submission landed me my first gig!! #so uhh. pls put out a good thought to the universe for my self-tape landing me the chance to perform in this queer play festival !! #bee speaks #🤞🤞🤞

[i-am-become-a-name]

We've only ever met once. You told me I'd been to your wedding. Oh, I do hope I was suave, and not wearing a cheap suit. I do hate cheap suits, don't you?

#anywya hi i was halfway down the steps at the top of the mountain w my hands over my mouth #biting a'd chewing #annus braxiatelus #Braxiatel #it's three am now and i am chewing the walls again. bc that's not that brax I've been listening to. this is gallifrey brax. i mean. if we #are to trust him. and it's him so how can we trust him??? i hope when they meet again benny immediately decks him. she deserves it. as a #treat. #OH THERE WAS A POST CREDITS BIT. OH NO. OH NO WHO WAS THAT. OH JFC HOW AM I MEANT TO SLEEP NOW . OH FUCK #did i put the benny files on my laptop/tablet?? gotta check gotta know gotta load them on my phone for next climb ohohohoh #can i go up the mountain again tomorrow?? i would have to skip shkspr in the park and would be in agony at work Saturday but i must know #rip old dtl my beloved give me mountain climbing time between all those extra shifts #arghhhhhhh i didn't. only b7. 5tegan. 7ace. and gally.

[wickedcriminal]

Gosh I want to like,, compile a video or sound file of all of my favorite profound moments from the httyd audiobooks that I can just play whenever I want to Feel Something

#httyd books #i would include every single epilogue by Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third #i would also include that moment where hiccup read grimbeard's note in book two then wrote 'still not ready' on it and hung it back up #and Valhallarama's speech in book 10(?) where she reclaims the dragonmark #or the entire story of Hiccup the second #or the prologue from book 8 that details how grimbeard burned down tomorrow after he killed Hiccup 2 #or how about that ENTIRE SCENE in book 11. you know the one #gosh i need to make this because these books are so good and there's so many parts that i love that i just want to compile #specifically into a sound file though so i can listen to them while at work #and i seriously love David's voice #anyway

[femmestuck]

gods help me im having a category 5 autism moment

#witcher mutations turn their blood black and eskels signs are sicknasty bc he was maroon and geralt got trailed twice bc male jades were ra #re and lambert was olive and half feral and vesemir cant even remember what he was but tehy all have the yellow cat eyes now and they file t #heir horns down bc theyre not meant to be people and thats a sign of individuality and also practicality and none of them have signs and yen #is a mutated violetblood so her gills are fucked up and she cant live underwater and she hides them with her choker and all sorceresses have #the same horns and jask is a blueblood who smuggles trolls who would be culled off planet somewhere safe and ciri is fuschia and #howls at the MOON

[subsequentibis]

Really Mad i’m too fatigued to work on this drawing bc it was supposed to be my treat for surviving spring testing week hell #2 so im posting the sketch. cw for uh. sexy cannibalism

#wip #i named the file uhhhhhh 'eating him sunday' bc i assumed i would be done with it by sunday. #this remains to be seen. #this is actually the secondary sketch and i did do a tertiary sketch but man. #i nailed down the anatomy better in the third one but i lost so much of the energy of this one. #i'm gonna have to graft them onto each other before i start lines. just take the best bits of both and frankenstein it #And Yes. It's Hotel/Owner. #she got hungry! needed a SNACK #this is literally just like chewing the skin off yr lips imo #im gonna tryyyy doing like one of those slinky cute seethru nightgowns on her and just soak the damn thing in blood

[azatas]

feeling like redesigning my pwotr character which is unfortunate because she has the most aesthetically pleasing pinterest board of all my ocs by far

#i try to stick to an aesthetic but then i find things that work perfectly for the character and i have to add them even if they dont go #she'd have the same vibe/aesthetic though i'd just be changing her appearance a little #i've been intrigued by the idea of boring looking tieflings lately for some reason #they still have the horns and the tail and the spiny bodies and all i just mean giving them natural skin/hair colours #like pink and purple and blue is so fun but i think it would be pretty fucked up to be just sliiiiightly off . just a little bit Not Right #especially for hiraeth her whole Thing is she tries to be as charming as possible to make up for what she is. to be the Good Tiefling #she files down her claws and keeps her horns short and it works in varisia but mendev is probably the worst place to be a tiefling #every time someone flinches when they look at her because they assume she's a demon she takes so much psychic damage #atp i should just tag this #oc: hiraeth #im getting a little burned out on bg tbh and wotr is calling to me..... #i wanted to wait for the rest of the dlc to drop though #dee.txt

[natterghast]

brain: what if lazare but instead of his claws he has glam acrylic nails me:

#out of character ; #tbd ; #because i was thinking about how normally you'd think xianne would have acrylics but see #she doesn't like the feel of them #and then my brain went. lazare would like them #and my brain is correct but he'd have to file down those claws of his #still. you ever just

[likesaly]

The blue sun trio r the sillies and my favorite disaster trouple /lh

#1beatheart #cyril.txt #i want more content of them #they need therapy but its okay #as long as it's not from Shinobu they should be fine #also hc that they were those pianists mentioned in file 01 #in source they were nut i never rlly saw their faces bc i came late so i was in the back #also Ashley being my mom figure shed sometimes play to calm me down #sataka also sometimes wore a mask (it was black) #he did have gloves in soruce too also once used hand sanitizer w/o taking them off while playing uno jn the garden thag kne time #me arumu and nomare did not let him live that one down /lh #namoto also learned rock songs on piano too whixh i found interesting #Ashley would also do my hair sometimes #also played w merue alot #nomare kinda just did his own thing but Ashley would hang out w him if nomare ever came to jer since she was the only who could put up w hi #namoto sataka n nanase would also just drink together sometimes #though never seen nanase drunk though #i know je did drink bjt not often #namoto also kinda just explored around the area out of the hotel #Sataka w hang out w whoever talked w him #also made lunch for me n Ashley once #i love them #srry for misspellings im kinda tired #not gonan fix the atgs since I'm mobile

[crowsyart]

Meow

Okay. I honestly have no clue what to do with Blair and like. Witches that have animal forms in this au. I’ve been skirting around it but if I actually do something with it differently I’ll probably either do prehistoric animals or insects

#Blair the cat #joe buttataki #soul eater #soul eater au #also the chuba cabra club is run by a goat because I think that’s hilarious #it’s a mixed species bar #the rabbit girl actually has her ears cropped to give her a more ‘mature’ look #the bush dog girl has her teeth filed down to be less intimidating #it’s fairly common for this type of thing unless it’s a full carnivore establishment #and even then #the rabbit has her teeth filed down too but it’s less of an issue because they’ll grow forever #they’re kinda friends with spirit #he comes in and cries so much it gives them lots to talk about #and he manages to be less creepy than some other patrons #high bar we’ve got here #not all cats have nine souls here because that would be a whole situation. just Blair. she’s a freak #the bush dog girl almost got declawed but since her job is on the more ‘high end’ scale of clubs she doesn’t have to #also the rabbit girl kinda looks like Maka’s mom just. less. hare like. #spirits coping well #beastars au #anthro au #joe is there. hi Joe. you were hard to design cause the mole you are is just a circle #also when soul and maka first met Blair soul did slam headfirst into her rib cage #it hurt hes a big little ram with a hard head #she had a lot more trouble being sexy something broke in there #sorry blair. #no one knows why she has a job #she doesn’t pay rent. she scratches up the couches and meows like she can’t talk when people are like what the fuck blair #i love her she’s a menace #maybe she’s just naked or something. Blair you are an enigma

[platinummice]

While zoning out at work today I was thinking about like if something happened to Arch, like he was abducted or something on one of his trips to the commonwealth, who would be the first to notice and like the obvious answer would be Mason but actually it’d probably be one of the few people he trusts to work with the animals? I don’t think Arch is ever gone for more than three days at time so after three days they’d probably be like ok… uh? And then it would escalate from there

#right like some bos peeps are spyin around and recognize him from a file one of them saw #and then from there it’d be like #arch’s dogs obviously but they would just follow wherever arch is taken #and then the shelter keepers would be like wtf and ask Mason #and I think after Mason gets desperate enough he’d go to Gage and then the rest or the gang would find out #Darryl finds out from Hector and that’s how the Prydwen gets blown up #she goes into mom mode so hard she destroys the entire brotherhood #anyway #idk why I’ve been thinking about that 🤷‍♂️ #it’s just a fun little train of thought #I also was thinking about how it would go down with other characters as well #I think it would be most devastating if someone were to abduct darryl actually #because not only does she have the entire institute and all the minutemen #but she also has a very big family #a big family of stronk and smart people #some of which are uhm a little unhinged #and she has a Hector #it’s also kinda the same way with Hector tho #I’ve put a lot of thought into this lmao #and like a lot of it is how I think arch would react to different people in his life being taken hostage and how #he would handle that because I think he would react differently for each person he cares about #but I’ve rambled so much already