#and my boss is so amused by it

[greppelheks]

MY BOSS' GIRLFRIEND SAID THAT IF SHE LIKED WOMEN SHE'D FALL IN LOVE WITH ME I LOVE HER

#personal #she's always happy to see me and lowkey flirting and im with her too #i like her so much and she's always saying how much she likes me #she's like 52 but I DO NOT CARE #she's super attractive #and my boss is so amused by it #he said I'LL TELL HER!! and she said NOOOO DONT DONT DONT #but he did #it was so funny #He's like it's so funny she has like a huge high school crush on her #I jokingly told him to give her my number #I have a huge crush on her this is so funny #I told my boss to treat her well otherwise I'd steal her from him #and he jokingly said she'd probably leave him if I offered hahaaaaa

[moeblob]

Pen doodles from yesterday and then digital for today

Katale and Rudyard but as little crime babies. Since he's known her for a while and just thought she looked like a little street thug despite being higher ranking than him in the crime organization at first, the cat-ear hairstyle was just A Thing for her. And it spawned the nickname he would use in private of "Kitty" and even when she grows her hair out and he grays even more he still calls her Kitty in private. They're literally just bffs who do crime and what more can you want of them??

#my characters #time for more lore in the tags #so it was brought to my attention that the funniest thing possible is to give them a few bases with my favorite meme #the color theory meme where everything is just too reminiscent of a bloody massacre #because honestly katale would be like hey rud hey i have the FUNNIEST idea ever look at this carpet pattern #and he looks at the very horrific carpet and just says go on #like keep going this is funny and very much the funniest thing we can do as crime lords keep going #and they do actually have that kind of decor in one of the nicer buildings #and the poor little agent who is on a mission to kill them walks in like HOLY CRAP ITS A MASSAC-- thats the carpet that is JUST the carpet #and has to take a minute to file that information away before proceeding #then stuff happens and the two crime bosses are like oh yeah that agent is our son now we adopted him its fine he can be here #also ruds sense of humor is super dry and he doesnt really SHOW the fact hes amused much but thats what makes kitty so happy when he jokes #he sounds very serious but hes enjoying himself and thats wonderful #like those weather reporters who see an off the wall temp and go OH YEAH EVERYONES DEAD IN THAT CITY #or the other weather man video where only some of the temps are off the wall so hes like #oh yeah this seems to be the safe area but if you go up north a bit its basically melted - there isnt anything to loot there dont bother #that is his sense of humor. hes super casual and acts like he didnt just say the funniest thing on the planet

[rainymoodlet]

“if we could dispense with the formalities… you want to know what i think? i think you’re running out of time. i think you’ve expended your options, that you’re desperate. and i think you’re here to ask me to marry you.”

#ts4 #ts4 edit #ts4 cas #ts4 screenshots #ts4 townies #jacques villareal #aka my gp sim got the marry in 7 days challenge #from none other than jacques villareal #when all of her four other marriage options failed #and left her with two days left #she took jacques on vacation and proposed they marry to split the fortune #jacques doesn’t need it (he’s been promoted to boss by my mccc #so he’s a well-off mob boss in my save bc we love a wattpad story) #but he’s amused by her self-interest #spoiler they fall madly in love bc i’m a sap #but i can’t resist making this man FINE AS FUCK in every save #i am not immune to jacques villareal propaganda #(he was terrified the entire time they were in komorebi bc of his paranoia so i #just hc that he was convinced he was going to be assassinated #by his rivals the entire time dhshshd) #also i forgot to include this but lori that glitch is for you 💛

[hiis-theme]

somewhere out there is an alternate timeline where toby was correct and people actually did hate spamton. could you imagine that. i have to imagine we wouldn't have gotten the spamton sweepstakes in that case which is crazy to think about given how much lore that gave us-

#puppy rambles #deltarune #spamton #my favorite part of the spamton sweepstakes is the part of the q&a where spamton implied he and jevil are divorced #are all the secret bosses in a polycule you think. we need to add to this deranged relationship #diversity win! all the people who were driven insane by being told their world is just a game are in a polyamorous relationship <3 #i like to think gaster made a discord for all of them. just like ''hey. sorry for telling you your world's fake. here's a discord. good by' #i don't even care about the secret bosses super much but they still amuse me greatly. even if there's only two of them rn- #spamton is so hilarious. idk why everyone is so obsessed with him but it makes him even funnier to me #also his text in brackets is fun to write. it's also hard to write but you can do so much with it #since it's taken from various places on the internet you can just reference memes #... i mean the one problem is that it'd probably have to be memes from the time period deltarune's in #so like. early 2000's or 2010's #but the valentines don't regard that and reference more recent memes so who knows really #maybe deltarune's actually meant to be in modern times. i mean you could fully convince me #that noelle just likes old internet-style websites and stuff dfskljfdsdfjksfkjlsfkj- #(i mean some of the meme references are up to interpretation) #(but the two definite ones are the war thunder forums leaking military documents and also the hotel mario intro) #(and at the very least the former is a newer thing) #(there's also seemingly references to the ''let me in'' meme and the foam shower images from the april fool's newsletter last year) #(idk where the fuck else ''insulating foam'' would be taken from-) #i hope spamton just randomly contributes to conversations sometimes if you have the dealmaker equipped #i logically doubt it but it'd be extremely hilarious #i'm now imagining equipping the dealmaker to noelle. who was not there for either spamton encounter #''um. kris why's there a voice in my head telling me to be a big shot?'' ''don't worry about it'' #alternatively if you just get the dealmaker from the hole in castle town cuz you have another file with it #... can you do that in chapter 2 files. if so then can you technically have the dealmaker while not having met spamton- #''player why is there a voice in my head telling me to be a big shot'' ''don't worry about it'' #''i'm sparing you from having an existential crisis later-''

[supercantaloupe]

hyping myself up to go to the campus career fair in half an hour cause for the first time in recorded history performing arts employers are gonna be there and one of them is at the top of my list for summer internships and i want to rizz them up. so to speak

#REDACTED MAJOR PERFORMING ARTS ORGANIZATION YOU EANT TO HIRE ME SOOO BAD. IT WOULD BE REALLY NICEYS #sasha speaks #just finished tailoring my resume to them too...wore my Nice Green Skirt...pulling out all the stops #my boss was more than eager to let me leave my post for a half hour to run over there too #it amuses me greatly how both my bosses at both my jobs right now are extremely supportive of me Finding Other Better Jobs #to the point where one of them keeps offering to actively help me out in that regard lmfao #anyway. let's go talking to strangers!! yippeee (<- guy who is so bad at that) #i wanna talk about me

[oxidaisy]

Only my finest pieces for the staffroom wall

#I work at a basic retail store no one finds this funny #Except me #At this point ive made it my mission to plaster a horrid drawing of sonic on any surface that allows it without getting me in trouble #The stockroom walls are made of alluminum but like the cooking kind and you bet my finger did its work there #My managers find it amusing but jokes on them im completely deranged #A boss from hr removed all my sticky note drawings from the wall and i simply put them back up again #No one dared to touch them since #Like this whole lil wall is my personal gallery with the most unfuniest memes in my own language (extra unfunny) #A coworker saw one (shadow saying he will blow up the store) and asked me “who is shadow?” and “but what does he represent?" #But like philosophically #Completely serious #Not a smile nor a stutter #It deserved only a truthful answer so i answered #Me #(Real) #Writing this in the tags makes it seem like ive whispered all of this very loudly and i find it entertaining #sonic the hedgehog #sth #shadow the hedgehog

[manthequin]

My crystal warlock for AO :^)

#arcane odyssey #doodles #Misc #The second image isn’t as amusing as I thought it’d be now that I’ve actually made it #But I got stuck on Elius’ boss fight and after following guides telling me to keep a distance and throw magic at him #I just gave up and left clicked him and it WORKED #So yeah this is my way of getting my frustrations towards that boss fight </3 #OC

[coderiderr]

finished predacons rising. my mom joined us and both my parents enjoyed it. we all cheered when knockout finally showed up.

#tc talks #ive always enjoyed it but really appreciating sky lynx & darksteels vocabulary contrast #dark steels “you shouldve been here to see em rise and shine” “who made you boss" #to sky lynxs “you find me amusing?” “indeed most likely our predecessor” #also KO calling them zombiecons lmao i love that. you are not immune to mikos lingo #also no one appreciates starscream & shockwaves terrible co parenting enough it is by far my favorite part of the movie #and realizing they almost shot for shot stole astro boys “death” scene for their ending. #okay well not steal but the similarities are so funny.

[milkweedman]

Spinning some green merino to ply with the merino silk blend i spun earlier (i ended up spinning the whole bobbin that day), on a great suggestion from @swords-n-spindles . It's three different colors that im doing longish repeats of. Hoping it'll look a little like a peacock feather once it's plied.

Also, a picture of the river from a few days ago. My phone sucks, but the view was gorgeous in person. Think i might try to paint it later, although...all of my oil paints spent the last 8 months outside in the greenhouse, so they may be unusable. We'll see though.

#yesterday at work we took the kids to an amusement park for the last day and my boss for some reason posted me next to a kids train ride #ig she thought the other counselors would drop their kids off with me so they could have their breaks #i have no idea what happened but i ended up sitting there for 3 hours knitting a sock and having literally nothing to do #which was very aggravating bc i also didnt get to say goodbye to any of the kids ? and now i will never see them again #anyway point being this old lady sat down next to me there and was fascinated by my self striping sock yarn #and we talked for a while about crafting (she mostly crochets but took a picture of my sock in progress to send her daughter) #she used to be a costume designer and is now a painter and she was telling me the best thing to paint is flowers #and that some flowers almost seem to be made to be painted #anyway it was an interesting conversation. i didnt get her name but it made me want to paint again even more #probably not flowers though. i still prefer landscapes i think #spinning #handspun yarn #merino

[radical-dadical-rafael]

thinks so much abt Tim Stoker and the lonely

#I will probably touch upon it in my fic not quite right #but if Tim had been alive during s4 I think Peter would've been FASCINATED by him #his brother is dead and imo it's clear he never rlly dealt w the loss fully (he killed himself over it. he saw the first opportunity to die #and make the thing that took Danny HURT and he took it). his best friend is dead and was replaced with a monster and he didn't even know #the whole thing has turned him to someone mean; and cold; and distant #and no one!! Fucking!!!! No one!!!!! Asked if he was okay. Bc they were all so worried abt their stalker boss #he's alone!!!! He's been alone since the attack in s1 #and even if he weren't; he goes out of his way to make sure of it later on bc he's soooo scared. So scared of trusting something that wants #hurt him again #and yet. AND YET. he is so ANGRY. #I am of the belief that he cares too damn much abt the suffering others have gone through to allow himself to get lost in the numbness #of the lonely. and Peter would find it amusing and interesting and frustrating alllll at once #basically I think Martin is Peter's special-est little guy and that Tim is a bug he wants to study closely #under a microscope #does any of this make sense #also I'm sure this isn't a fucking. Revolutionary take or whatever akdjajsj it just drives me insane!!!

[perelka-l]

okay okay okay now im thinking of a few things-

one is have you ever seen how like mob/gang meetings and fights sometimes happen in those bathhouses cos you gotta be completely naked, more difficult to conceal things like weapons etc. Thinking about Archer having the greatest honour of accompanying Giovanni to one of these. Like Wow hes so Important he gets to Escort Boss. But also!!!! he gets to look at 100% naked Giovanni. Which i guess is not new... but its not the same as seeing GIovanni stepping out of the shower to get dressed. This is sitting with the boss for A While. Buck Naked. Not to mention ARCHER is also naked like. i'm not sure how he will deal with Gio seeing him naked. Also i feel like getting into a fight with some rival group whilst buck naked with your boss is some kind of great bonding activity

THE OTHER THING THO about Archer seeing anyone else in Giovanni's bedroom- You can see his gaze harden as he throws a glare at the 'intruder'. But he would not say anything about it. He doesnt show hes upset (Gio can see him stiffen tho heheh he thinks its pretty amusing probably). Is he jealous? He tells himself he isnt. His boss can do whatever he wants obviously. But there is an anger towards the intruder for daring to encroach on his territory (and then he proceeds to have inappropriate dreams after seeing that lmao)

Tbh I didn't but I can imagine that for sure :Dc I feel like nudity between them indeed isn't much (I assume both sew each other in some terrible state at least once anyway) and also Archer is pretty professional about whole ordeal. Sights are a bonus. I think he aknowledges pretty well that he is second in command (and would like to stay here, thank you very much) so that wouldn't be that much of a surprise to accompany Giovanni or receive particular tasks. It's more like a normal part of job with bonus that isn't a paycheck but more of Giovanni's presence uwu)b

I was wondering today about Archer and whip which I find always interesting for TR. I like to think he started from the bottom so he should be efficient in using one as well. Improvised one in bathhouse, maybe? Since alas his Houndoom wouldn't be as useful as he could be in a bathhouse ;w;)a

I was pondering about Archer, Giovanni and Nanu recently bc... Well, Gio and Nanu is a Thing, but what I find impossibly amusing is that Nanu and Archer are basically opposites in every way you can possibly imagine. Tired old cat cop vs young and motivated dog mafia second in command. Whatever spectrum they are on, they are opposite, and I love it and I like to think Archer has a special sore spot towards that guy, you can even throw in potential bitterness over Nanu knowing so much more than Archer. So Archer stumbling on that guy in Giovanni's room would be very unwelcome for him (and an interesting way to test Archer for Giovanni. He can almost see the way his leash loses some slack).

Maybe he wouldn't mind other executives that much. Like *points at Ariana and Silver* tho Archer would probs offer his own help in some regards if he could.

#i recently discovered some stuff with that trio and i AM UNWELL #anyway those are nice thoughts thank you anon #a LOT of way i see archer stems from fanfics by a person called mochawhip (AO3) that i basically adore #they wrote three archer and silver centric fics and i have been unwell about archer ever since #in one of those called Teacher Preacher archer is described how he endures all things he can do for Gio and how it damages him and yet #he endures and adores his boss (and silver loathes it :) #those are fantastic i highly rec!!!!!!!! #answers #anon #anonymous #subordinateshipping #though the fics themselves are not overtly shippy but archer's admiration is always present and very unhealthy #also in it archer is the one that kills marowak #which... i find very appealing of a thought #but that's a side note #nanu and archer just bring me smile to my face they are just so different and gio is just Amused #*sighs happily*

[noxtivagus]

HELP APOLLO PLAYING NIER AUTOMATA N THEYRE SCREAMING SM HDJSKFJAJ

#🌙.rambles #[ drakenier. ] #the differences in how we play is so funny to me #apollo gets more panicky so they end up making more mistakes >.> #uwahh this boss in the amusement park 🥺 #i did really well here i remember. i barely use any potions n i didn't die #i think i'm pretty good at analyzing n learning movements like that hehe #i just get anxious when ppl r watching me 😭😭 #reminds me i wna play more video games again #i did pretty well on my playthrough of ff7r on hard mode. n i'm very nearly #finished w all the achievements but i had school then last year sob #APOLLO KEEPS ON SCREAMING WHILE PLAYING 😭😭 #THEYRE SO NOISY WHILE PLAYING IM DYING #i barely even talk while playing 💀 #no offense but watching you rn apollo makes me realize i did pretty well huh 🥺 #HEHE SORRY LOVE YOU 🫶🏼 #THEYRE SO CUTE THOUGH #this is so amusing #i wna play again #also souls type games >.> i shld play more!!!! #i'm often good at learning mechs but i just hesitant in intimidating environments 💀 #i wna play more again. a lot of games

[xamaxenta]

Its not my job to babysit random clients children right

Cuz theres a kid here that keeps running in and out of the office and the mom is speaking to one of my colleagues and im ???? Idk if i should say something or leave it idk where this child has gone she left and hasnt come back

Torn between at least checking and informing thr mother or just leaving it and pretending i didnt see

#kinda stressed tho what if my boss gets mad at me lol #child is like five years old #and im worried she got into thr elevators and is taking a joy ride #shes too young to have a phone so idk how the fuck the mom is gonna find her #well its not my problem that the kid cant obey simply orders #amused at the concept of this kid fucking around and finding out

[whats-rambled-rambled]

Apparently, gotta start adding blatantly disrespecting superiors as a content warning.

#because it makes protagonists off putting #-- my inner brat wants to lash out #but also #what even #how do i even respond to this #i mean it's quite amusing #and i shouldn't even be mad #on the other hand i explicitly didn't make Neil her immediate superior because that power imbalance irked me for that story #on the other - other hand #that was kind of the point #i can't imagine any of them pulling ranks just like that to keep others in check #because there might be paramilitary and whatnot #but their dynamics are so specific #(okay TP once used the boss card but that was different) #anyway #shet rambles

[pristine-starlight]

Fuck it i am unfortunately fond of the Fictional Enemies concept and now thinking about it specifically in the space ninja context

I can’t in clear conscience say Frohd Bek bc like. Hako already would. He fuckin would. I doubt he knows that Frohd is Darvo’s dad bc dude’s an idiot sometimes but hopefully not enough to make that information, like, super public, but if Hako knew? He’s 100% the “lemme kill your dad for you <3″ kinda friend. Also fuck the corpus big boys anyway, double benefits there

Either way he’d have no Means to cause such problems but he’d Like To

Ultimately I’d pick Nef Anyo if i had to make a new oc specifically for this. Just non-stop antagonise that jukebox motherfucker. Would be very satisfying

Alad V would be probably the most theatrical answer but i refuse to give that bastard so much time of day, he gets too much already, can we put him in timeout. DE’s favourite little meow meow and i know i ain’t seen Shit yet

Bonus mention for Red Veil and New Loka as a whole (wholes?) but also that’s also just Hako and Kohlrabi. They both cause problems on this front. If Kohlrabi had to choose a way to get banned from a Relay it’d be to fire their lenz (with as much multishot as possible) into either of those syndicate rooms

#ocs causing problems is Very important #its part of my balanced diet #this is extremely geared towards the corpus bc most grineer bosses just. arent that big characters imo?? #or they just dont amuse me that much #vor is a meme and tyl regor i find genuinely interesting and the rest are kinda just vibing?? #of what ive met so far anyway #kata's chatter #space ninja fashion show