#and like. radio pop singles

[milfygerard]

im sorry and it was a post from a mutual no hate but every post i see comparing taylor swift to mitski makes me want to pull my hair out. the reason their music is so different is because they ARENT IN THE SAME GENRE!!!!!!!! TAYLOR SWIFT IS A COUNTRY SONGWRITER WHO MAKES MULTIGENRE POP MUSIC!!!!!! at LEAST compare her to someone closer to her genre like a kelsea ballerini or a kacey musgraves like its just bad song analysis

#barry.txt #taylor swift #sorry but theres constantly like five posts floating around comparing taylor swift to random indie darling tumblr likes #whose making like. conservatory educated conceptual singer songwriter types and i get the instinct but mitski just #has completely different influences training and goals #taylor swift is a country writer. she writes country songs and turns them into pop songs. sometimes she writes normal pop songs sometimes #she write folk pop. I get its annoying to see people call her the best writer of our time or whatever but at least critique her well #taylor isnt mitski or janelle monae because she WRITES COUNTRY MUSICCCCC #and like. radio pop singles #thats why her songs have so many fucking words in them #sorry im. in a bad mood and i fucking HATE posts that cant just talk about how a female artist matters to them and have to randomly insult #taylor swift as if her and mitski have beef or something bitch mitski doesnt care #sorry im being a bitch about this but im so MAD and in a WEIRD MOOD and OFTEN REPRESS MY EMOTIONS WHIVH LEADS TO ME #BEING BITCHY AND OVER THE TOP WHEN ARTICULATING THEM #whatever i doubt anyone who makes these posts are going to see this but if i didnt post this id explode #how are you making me feel defensive over a highly awarded a list pop star i hate it. i hate this

[kaijudyke]

every time i see someone talk about an amazing life-changing t*ylor swift lyric it's the dumbest most inane most "thirteen-year-old girl writing Deep poetry" shit i've ever heard in my life like have swifties just never heard other music

#talk tag #tbh i can see how she had a certain appeal in the (early) 2010s #when most chart toppers were 'i'm at the club dancing and getting drunk' type songs #which isn't a criticism of those songs. just dance by lady gaga gets me pumped every single time i listen to it #BUT i can see how in that cultural landscape taylor's (carefully calculated) vibe of sincerity could be a selling point #but. and correct me if i'm wrong bc i don't listen to the radio unless i'm forced to #i don't think that's what pop music is anymore?? i feel like we're in an era where emotional 'poetic' music is way more popular #than it was ten years ago #hozier is huge mitski is huge. there are so many massively popular artists who predominantly make music that would've been niche in 2011 #so in the current cultural landscape i just don't understand how you can listen to her music and think it's deep?? #and like. people are allowed to like music i don't like. the fact that people enjoy her music isn't really my issue #it's that they always have to insist her lyrics are OMG SO PROFOUND when they're just... not????

[witchblade]

i like two out six songs (FAILURE)

#unfortunately the new sm sound really works against the single vocalist thing... to me. #taey*on got got on her recent solo too it really just sounds like we're standing together in a giant tunnel while they sing at me #it's really unpleasant plus i think he got the low budget treatment.. #like it doesnt sound BAD it is really clear and like well mixed its just kinda nothing for the most part #it's 6 different iterations really bland radio pop and he barely gave us vocals and singer... when i know he can.. #of*

[mikacynth]

kaemika idol au anyone?

....i'm listening

#NO BUT LIKE I HAD A DAYDREAM ABOUT THIS #kaeya's an idol #but here's the thing #i'm so detached from pop culture i don't know anything (but i do hum a lot of catchy songs i hear) #so i don't actually know he's an idol even after we're in a relationship #and he decides to see how long it'll take before i figure it out #and one day i'm like doing the dishes or something and i'm humming a song #which turns out is one of his newest singles (that i happened to hear on the radio or something idk) #and he just smiles to himself

[florencewellch]

Soooo do we think Slut! is gonna get an mv

#im leaning towards no tbh bc i dont think she had the time #also like not every single from the Taylor's Versions had an mv #like message in a Bottle was sent to pop radio and that didnt get an mv

[marklikely]

i need brendan urie's solo album to bomb so hard and get such bad press that we get a trainwreckords about it before the end of the year

#i think itll count as enough of a fall from grace bc even though people didnt like pftw that one was still everywhere. #i heard every song from that on the radio. some of them for like a couple years after the release. #so as long as this one like. bombs spectacularly i think it would qualify for an episode. #I NEED IT TO DO ROBIN THICKE PAULA NUMBERS. ONE HUNDRED COPIES SOLD. #i heard like. a bit of the sad clown single. only a bit though. #i genuinely have no point of reference for it outside of things ive heard from trainwreckords. #i cant compare it to real music im just like this is the madonna american life rap of pop punk. this is spiritually liz phair funstyle. #avpost #its like. bad enough to be so bad its good but its not even that because its truly unlistenable. #i dont know that ive ever had an album truly embody 'like a horrible crash you cant look away from' before cause like #at least usually for me theres enjoyment. its so bad its good. but this is so bad its bad and yet i cannot look away.

[lunaicfantastic]

incredibly controversial opinion: imagine dragons are good, actually

#shut up anna #anyway if the only songs of theirs you've heard have been their radio singles and you say they're bad #then you haven't actually listened to the songs that make imagine dragons good #like radioactive is a good song. ill die on that fucking hill #but if you've never listened to: on top of the world or polaroid or underdog or i bet my life (upbeat songs) #or nothing left to say / rocks or hopeless opus or release or round and round or selene or second chances or monster #or next to me (songs that break my heart) #or im so sorry or hopeless opus or the unknown or warriors or trouble or tiptoe or working man (songs that go fucking hard) #then you haven't heard enough of them to have an accurate opinion sorry #look if you like pop rock or indie rock at all they have something for you #i haven't listened to mercury but imo their first two albums are their best #but i should go and give origins another listen #evolve had some good songs but not anywhere as good as night visions or smoke + mirrors

[leatherbookmark]

yknow what, i thought that the arrival of a Certain New Group funky synthpoppy citypoppy etc etc retro vibe stuff would be considered passe, y2k Reigns Supreme, but huh, kp/op people still release those.

#shrimp thoughts #in other news standing next to you is....... fffffffffffine? it has potential and over 3 minutes (theoretically) of runtime AS OPPOSED TO #LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE OTHER SONG ON THIS ALBUM but some parts are kind of awkward. hmm #it seems like everything is in english and produced by Them Foreigners which. gggngnngnhhgggggg #Why Don't Those Guys Understand Me Personally u_u if i wanted to listen to mediocre western pop with the world's most basic lyrics #i would've turned on the radio. but i guess top 40 is what some artists consider peak performance so it's no wonder they want to emulate #that losing their individual color in exchange. devastating but what can you do #music blogging

[inlifeasindeath]

i wanna kiss whoever made the cyberpunk 2077 custom radio station mod… i’ve constructed the most absurd futuristic pop playlist for my own radio station that to me feels kinda seamless while hearing it alongside the visual landscape of that world… and also to hear it playing not just in the car but diegetically in the world itself from actual in game speaker sources (like hearing it get quieter as your actual physical proximity to the source of the audio gets farther away) is so wild and that’s why just playing music outside of the game from spotify etc with no integration to the game itself just does not cut it at all ! that’s not even close to being the same

#the idea of what music would sound like in the future simply fascinated me everyday #it’s one of the biggest elements that pushes me to discover new music for a long time now #and before cyberpunk came out and they announced the soundtracks i was stunned that slime by shygirl was included on the pop radio #that song alone being included felt like the right direction for pop music in this game esp having included SOPHIE herself by association #but when the game came out and i played it besides that single track and maybe 2 others on it i felt the pop radio was extremely lacking #and considering so much of the pc music/pc adjacent/hyperpop music over the years i felt it needed much more of that…

[warmpants]

This guy’s normal music is fine on its own but his live piano tracks are his best work to me. I just love them. If he ever was like maybe I should transition to more down tempo singer songwriter stuff I’d be there cheering him on

#op #radio #I listen to the studio pop versions and they just don’t hit as hard lmaooo #though of course I was obsessed w his first EPs and the few singles he had out in like 2017 #Spotify #but despite that #no he’s very sweet and fun and lovely and I love his lyrics so much… I don’t wanna come across as too mean #because I genuinely like him LOL

[doyoulikethissong-poll]

N Sync - Bye Bye Bye 2000

"Bye Bye Bye" is the lead single from N Sync's third studio album, No Strings Attached. The lyrics describe the end of a romantic relationship; it was reported to also reference the group's separation from their disastrous manager Lou Pearlman. "Bye Bye Bye" was a commercial success, peaking at number four on the US Billboard Hot 100 and within the top 10 in almost every country in which it charted. It was written and produced by Kristian Lundin and Jake Schulze, as part of Cheiron Productions, with additional writing by Andreas Carlsson. Cheiron is mostly known as the early hit-makers for Britney Spears and Backstreet Boys. The song won "Best Pop Video", "Best Choreography in a Video", and "Viewer's Choice" at the 2000 MTV Video Music Awards, the most awarded to a single video that year. It also won a Radio Music Radio award in 2000 for best song of the year. It was nominated for "Record of the Year" and "Best Pop Performance by a Duo or Group with Vocal" at the 2001 Grammy Awards. It received a total of 81,6% yes votes.

On a fun personal note, the maxi single was sent to me as promotion for N Sync when I got a bunch of Backstreet Boys stuff for free from their record label, lol. (Knowing someone who knew someone.) I was like, okay ig they snuck this new boyband in. 🤷‍♀️

#submitted #dedicated to the deleted hater 😘 #finished #high reblog #high votes #high yes #low no #n sync #justin timberlake #00s

[yandere-writer-momo]

Yandere Short Stories:

Play Pretend

Yandere Past Stalker x Fem Reader

TW: unsettling themes, manipulation, stalking (mentioned), yandere behavior, and drugging

Sizzle. Snap. Pop.

The sounds of eggs frying on a pan filled (your name)’s ears while she sat at the mahogany kitchen table. No matter how many times her husband made her breakfast, she couldn’t quite get used to it… (your name) couldn’t help but feel as if there was something horribly amiss.

A little voice often cried in the corners of her mind that this beautiful man was not her husband. That he was an imposter. Yet she couldn’t understand the voice… this man had to be her husband!

Desiderio was there by her side the moment she opened her eyes when she woke up from her coma. She recalled how his large hands held hers while fat tears rolled down his cheeks. That man clung to her like a lifeline, his lips fervently pressed against the top of her head the moment her eyes fluttered open.

And here she was today! In their house that still felt foreign to her despite the two months that had rolled by… a foreign home with no tv nor a radio. A home full of books, plants, and even six photo albums of her. Yet there weren’t many pictures of the two of them together... Desiderio was an incredibly passionate man when it came to her. (Your name) had no doubt this man worshipped the ground she walked on.

(Your name) jumped when a neatly prepared plate was placed in front of her. Desiderio’s chocolate eyes scanned her face with a frown before he smiled brightly.

“Cara mia, you’re lost in thought again.” Desiderio took a seat beside her, large hand now wrapped around hers. His dark eyes filled with concern. “You’ll get a headache if you think too hard about everything… how about you try some eggs? I prepared them just the way you like them!”

(Your name) smiled at her husband who gently pushed the plate closer to her. “Aren’t you going to eat too, darling?”

The large man shivered at the nickname, a dark blush now on his cheeks. “Yes… but I worry more about you. You’re still so weak.”

Desiderio pressed a kiss on the top of her head before he made his way over to fetch himself a plate.

(Your name) raised a brow at the slightly unsavory taste of the eggs. How odd… had her husband used a new kind of seasoning?

(Your name) continued to much away, blissfully unaware of the twisted smile on Desidedio’s face. The brunette’s hands shook as he tried to keep his breathing calm.

Desiderio had loved this beautiful woman since university nearly a decade ago. He knew they were destined to be together from a single glance and Desiderio would have done anything to make sure that happened…

(Your name) was like a fairy tale princess who was kind to everyone, even someone like him. Desiderio was a loser back then. A nerd with little social skills and a scrawny body, he was half the man his brother was… all his life he was compared to his perfect brother. All because he wasn’t athletic.

Desiderio always yearned for (your name) and her affection. It wasn’t fair that his older brother was the one who swooped her up. His cold, neglectful brother who had the emotional capacity of a rock.

It wasn’t fair! Sirius knew Desiderio loved (your name)! Sirius had everything growing up. The family business, the looks, the love of their parents, the money, everything. So why did Sirius get the girl too?

What could (your name) possibly see in Sirius? Sirius was dull and uninteresting, he was only handsome and the heir to a multi-generational company. He had no other redeeming traits! Desiderio was far more romantic and he always left her loving notes in the locker! Was his heartfelt emotion not enough for (your name)?

Desiderio went into a deep depression when the love of his life married Sirius. He threw himself into medical school and painstakingly climbed up the ladder until he made it to the position of medical director. Desiderio worked out until sweat would puddle at his feet, he grew out his black hair, and he became a beloved member of society to try to forget (your name).

It was pure luck (your name) had gotten hit by that car and ended up in a coma at his hospital. It was destiny that her workaholic husband ignored the frantic calls of the nurses and that he only left his last name down as her emergency contact. It was simply too easy to slip his fingers into the sweet honey pot he had always wanted…

And it was even better that she had amnesia. Now Desiderio could mold her in the way that was always intended… as his wife. There would never be a day where she’d feel unloved or neglected. She’d be pampered and endlessly doted on like the princess she was!

(Your name) let out a cute yawn as she stretched her arms above her head. The sweet sight snapped Desiderio from his musings. Goodness she was so precious… and she was all his.

Desiderio slithered forward to wrap his arms around her shoulders with a smirk.

“Cara mia, it seems you’re still sleepy. How about I carry you back to bed?” Desiderio pressed a tender kiss to her temple. The softest of smiles on his plump lips. “We can lay on each other’s arms for a while longer.”

“You’re always so sweet…” (your name) nuzzled her head into Desiderio’s shoulder as the man gave her a bright smile. “I don’t know where I’d be without my darling husband.”

“You’d just be cold and lonely.” Desiderio would play pretend until the very end.

#female reader #yandere fic #yandere imagine #yandere #yandere x y/n #yandere x reader #yandere oc x reader #yandere oc #yandere original character #original work #yandere obsession #Yandere man #Yandere male #yandere boy #stalker yandere #yandere stalker #thriller #Yandere husband #yandere lovers #yandere imagines #yandere scenarios #yandere short story #yandere male x reader #yandere x you #yandere concept #yandere writing #yandere stories #obsessive yandere #yandere x darling #amnesia

[colourstreakgryffin]

I was wondering if you can do Alastor x daughter! Reader? She’s manifested from his magic and because of that she has some of Alastor’s powers. However, she’s the complete and total opposite of him. She’s kind and sweet like Charlie, but is very shy. She never likes bringing out her true demon form for she is very terrifying. Alastor is very protective of her. Although, what if she sees Alastor get hurt by another overlord or Adam and he turns into her demon form to protect him and everyone is surprised by this and maybe even terrified of her.

OMFG. Yes! Second Alastor request in a rooowww! I love this man uncontrollably and he would be a good daddy. He’s a stag papa with his little fawn for reaaall! I love this idea, lots of loves and so much thanks for giving Hazbin Hotel more attention— or, I guess Alastor!

Father! Alastor- Hell’s Angel

Okay… Alastor wasn’t suspecting to pop a kid out of thin air when he actually wanted to pop a kid out of thin air. His magic is very powerful, no doubt but he birthed a child from solely his own powers and about 100% of his own DNA so his daughter’s features are primarily matching his own but there are some personal key differences Alastor wanted you to have to seperate yourself from him

So, you’re not a carbon copy of your dad, the Radio Demon. More just have the same deer features and red colouring

Alastor also wasn’t suspecting to have born an angel of his own. Sweet, affectionate, cheery, always smiling but smiling in a more welcoming and natural manner than her papa. He doesn’t mind it, you’re his babygirl. He loves you dearly, even after he just shat you out from literally nothing. He’s just surprised!

Well, at least Charlie loves you because you’re like… exactly what she loves and Alastor gets jealous of how well Charlie bonds with his own daughter!

Alastor has never known how to handle his own powers so when you begin manifesting voodoo dolls and portals containing all kinds of demonic beasts, he has to figure out how to get around all of it without hurting you a single bit. He has a whole plan scheduled out for anytime your powers trigger at random

Alastor’s protective, loving, clingy and carries you around a lot. He loves being able to bond with you, he likes hearing your cute deer noises when you’re trying to talk to him. He never lets you leave his sight and whilst he reframes from murder, he may just kill Vox for insulting his little fawn

Alastor now has all the full right to tell awful Dad jokes, since he is a proper Dad now. Rest in peace once again, Angel Dust

Yes. Alastor is the type to spoil his daughter. Spoil rotten, he isn’t going to stop and he isn’t sorry. He loves his little princess and no matter what, he’ll give her what she wants. If anybody dares to take what she wants from her, he’ll send them to double hell then give his babygirl extra hugs and kisses as apologises

Alastor knows, like him, you have your own full demon form and for a harmless sweetheart like yourself(that only uses your powers to help the Hotel staff). Your full form is actually terrifying and you know that, which is why you avoid it. You don’t want to scare anybody, especially not your beloved dad so you always reframe from getting too mad

Just let Papa Alastor handle anything bad. He’ll protect and care for you in the most sweet, cuddly way possible

Alastor is a lunatic, barely sane, monstrous all under a passive-aggressive, well-mannered, dapper 1930s gentleman image but when it comes to you, you’re the most healthy thing he has and he feels genuine love, care and affection for his own offspring. He only views you as his daughter, nothing else or anything exploitative. After all, he acts more like the one serving you than anything. He’ll get you whatever you want, no questions asked

Alastor wants to keep you away from threats so when Adam attacks the Hazbin Hotel. He has no choice but to leave you with Charlie. However, this didn’t last long since you knew your father was struggling when you heard his voice’s radio effect cut out. That was immediately a sign that you, not even a ten-year-old, to jump in and it caused you to rampage against Adam when you used your powers to track down and make it over to Alastor

“PRINCESS! GET AWAY FROM HERE NOW!” Alastor, despite the giant thick cut across his chest, staining his red pinstriped coat, over the white trims of his dark red lapels, yells out as loud as he can to catch his child’s attention, to get her to back off. Struggling to rise up to his feet with his tall fluffy deer-like ears pinned back. A sign of his fear, not because of seeing his babygirl in her full demon form throwing everything she has at the angel, Adam but because you’re in so much danger attacking Adam

Adam isn’t a merciful being, despite being an Angel, and the risk to your life is extremely high. Your demon form is ten times more demonic than any sinner can manifest, due to being produced by raw demonic magic, you form into a pure demonic entity

Screeching out in a menacing echoey way, entirely black and clumpy, phasing in and out like mist, shaped like a mighty Wendigo deer with literally zero resemblance to your cute little form. To you, your father’s in danger and with his cane snapped in half, his powers limited and his radio voice effect gone

You can’t just sit around in Charlie’s arms and let Alastor get killed by this psycho angel!

You have to risk everything to let Alastor escape. However, he isn’t going anywhere without you and is frantically trying to think of a way to get you away from Adam as the said holy entity keeps throwing swings after swings with his holy sharpened guitar to break off all the attacks coming from your Wendigo-style full form, letting out many strings of hateful curses at both you and Alastor. It’s clear with all the shadowy spines and green electricity shocks that you’re desperately trying to fend off the much stronger Angel to try protect your father

But if the Radio Demon himself couldn’t take on Adam for any longer than a few minutes. Of course, you don’t stand a chance, lasting half the time Alastor did. Being beaten when Adam outspeed and charged down a devestating sharp swing on your full form’s form head after you attempt to attack again. Thinking rather fast, you used your magic to cushion the blow to avoid it actually killing you

Being thrown over on the opposite end to where Alastor is and fading back into your normal demon form, a nasty big cut all down your back to the end of your fluffy deer tail, sobbing and clenching fangs

The staff watching nearby were terrified yet impressed. Impressed a child of your age and confidence was able to get that many hits on Adam and manage to guard yourself from a attack from Adam himself, getting away with merely just one cut

The Radio Demon growls frustrated and outraged at being forced to watch his child being thrown around like some doll and get even more hurt, now cornered by Adam, since it’s clear he doesn’t care to attack Alastor anymore. Thinking just as fast and getting up properly with his snapped-into-two cane in one tightening fist

Alastor phases through into the shadows in an almost melting fashion, dragging you down with him in the same shadowy engulfing manner by a single black trail travelling over to where you laid, leaving the bloodthirsty human ancestor as the victor of this fight. Needless to say, Alastor was so pissed. Pissed he lost the fight when he had managed to get many hits on Adam at the first section of the fight and pissed that said Angel dared to put his hands on his angel

At least… you’re safe now. Bleeding, hurt, crying and tired from overworking yourself whilst laid in Alastor’s arms, but you’re alive and okay. In your father’s hold and safe. Away from the Hotel and protected by the Voodoo’s shadowy magic

“You’re okay, darling… you’re okay. Papa’s got you, he’s always got you”

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[wp100]

so apparently at work there's an 'agreed radio station' and it's One Station. Like why not have Multiple Agreed Radio Stations?

#i hate hearing the same 20 songs everyday #i mean im too busy to even focus on the music most of hte time #but geez i think i'd probably be more hyped if i had some rock music goin on #it's rare that station plays a song that doesn't make me want to rip my ears off oof #i wouldnt mind some variety #appropriate variety ofc #but it's mostly pop music from the past like 20 years like Please Can We Change It #hell even if we had a 2nd alternate 'agreed radio station' i'd be cool with it #if it meant listening to some different music. from a different era. #or of a different genre even #i dont HATE modern music but i just can't stand hearing the same 20 'recent' songs every single goddamn day

[scoutswritingcorner]

I love Cat Alastor!! would you do one where Alastor and The cat are forced to spend time together after being left alone when Reader has to do errands.

Supply Run

Platonic Cat Alastor x Reader Ft Alastor x Reader

TW:Alastor not liking Cat Alastor. 

A/N: YES BIG BRAIN ANON- BIG BRAIN!! Also I hope you like it, it got chaotic.

You picked up Catastor for what felt like the 30th time today as you tried to leave to go get some errands done. It’s not that you didn’t want to leave him in the hotel but last time he went with you he ate three random sinners who looked at you for too long. Loud radio static echoed through the halls as you walked back to your room, Catastor tucked in your arms as he tried to swat your hands away. He knew what you were doing and he hated it as much as you did.

Rounding the hallway and entering your room, you plopped the cat onto your bed. “Listen here, I know you want to come with me but you can’t..please just stay here? I’ll be back before you know it.” You crouched down, getting down onto his eye level causing him to growl before carefully pawing at your nose in protest before he jumped off the bed and walked to the door, you sighed and sat down. You really had to get those errands done today. As you listened to the radio playing in the background an idea popped into your head, your husband wasn’t as busy as he usually was. He could watch over this little cat.

You picked Catastor up and exited your room, walking to where you knew you would find your husband. “Alastor~ My darling buck~” You called out entering the foyer watching as he looked up at you, his ears swiveling towards your voice. “Yes, Dear?~” He hummed watching you walk over, placing your little bodyguard onto his lap as loud static erupted throughout the foyer making his smile tighten. “Dearest..why are you putting your..bodyguard on my lap?” He asked, voice strained as he held his arms up glaring down at his replacement. You leaned down placing a gentle kiss to your husband's cheek as you hummed, “I need to get errands done before the day ends. Watch him for me, Al?” You said pouting as he sent you a half hearted glare, “Please?” You whined causing him to sigh.

“Fine, only for you I suppose.” He growled out as you smiled at him. “I’ll pay you back, Dear.” You whispered watching his ears twitch angrily before swiftly making your exit. Alastor looked down at the cat in his lap. “Don’t you try a single thing.” He snarled out his eyes flickering to radio dials as the cat hissed at him in return.

~~~

It had been 25 minutes since you were gone and now Alastor was using his tentacles to hold up the cat as Nifty ran around cleaning up the mess the cat had made. “You are a little nuisance.” He snarled out, jacket ripped (even more than it was) as his eyes twitched. How much longer are you going to be out? The cat hissed and snarled its own smaller tentacles appearing out of its back, trying to swipe at his, “I don’t see what my darling sees in you.” He hissed out holding the cat higher as punishment, “Now I must go see my tailor once more since you couldn’t keep your little claws off of it.” 

This was going to be a long day for him.

~~~

An hour. You were gone for an hour. So it surprised you to see your husband sitting on the couch, reading a book, his jacket almost torn to bits as Catastor was taped to the wall above his head. You didn’t say anything seeing as your husband was already on the verge of ripping someone’s head off. You simply walked over and leaned down in front of him, quickly catching his gaze. Everyone had scurried away from the foyer to not incur Alastor’s wrath if he chose to let it loose, which he would have no doubt about it. He lifted his head as you leaned in and pressed a gentle kiss to his lips, a silent apology to help calm his nerves and one he happily took for now. 

Pulling away to look at the damage done to his beloved jacket. “I’ll take it to the tailor for you,” You hummed watching as his ears seemingly relaxed despite how his smile seemed even more thin and his nose scrunched up, “As payback, dear.” You finished off watching him silently nod to your suggestion before he had moved over so you could sit next to him. You looked up to Catastor to see him glaring at your husband but also calming down enough to seemingly fall asleep near your presence. He could get out if he needed.

New rule: Don’t leave them together.

#hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel imagine #gn reader #alastor hazbin hotel #alastor x reader #alastor x you #alastor x gn!reader #cursed cat alastor

[daintyduck99]

Writing Trademark: it's a daintyduck production (TM) if it makes me want to google Taylor Swift songs. Also, if there's metaphors that stab me right through the heart

I am always spilling over with relevant lyrics (especially when they don't end up in the fic itself) and would absolutely be willing to send you those whenever! Though of course I always recommend listening to her songs because--I'm incredibly biased lol (but they also tend to fit the tone of the fic--Paper Rings is an incredibly upbeat bubblegum pop number whereas The Archer is an incredibly vulnerable ballad that's more stripped and--Bethany's birthday fic was literally based on the former but Help Me Hold Onto You ended up resonating with the latter emotionally if that makes sense)

Also I've written a handful of Rulie fics inspired by her music and it's always songs off of Lover or reputation (probably because there are so many good vulnerable songs on reputation imo I could do a whole essay on that but I love every song on that album besides Look What You Made Me Do), though there's a surprising lack of her in this latest fic lol

Metaphors my beloved writing device ❤️ Thank you because with every one I'm like--okay did I actually just do something or do I sound like a pretentious hipster

I try not to use too many of them now (and I actually tried not to use any in the proposal song in You'll Be Mine And I'll Be Yours, but one slipped in anyway) because I don't want to diminish their impact, but they're so fun to come up with and they sometimes weave their way through a whole story and I always feel so excited about that (re the whole sunflower thing in sunflower syndrome)

#thank you I knew taylor would get mentioned at least once haha ❤️ #there is simply too much music overflowing in my brain and I am always ready to connect it to my blorbos #but especially hers or any country song I've ever liked lol #idk I've been thinking about it lately and a lot of her music that I love is like not the songs they play on the radio #the ones that become singles #even 1989 which is like her most pop album probably has a lot of songs that I love #not bad blood but like clean we found wonderland you are in love out of the woods #also style that one WAS a single but it also IS a bop #okay I will stop rambling about her now sorry 😅 #about ash's fics #writer asks