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a-star-is-here · 5 months
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Y’all another PSA
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Cersei is back and impersonating @1shadowhole again, please report @/1shadowwhole(two “w”s)
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eiswolfzero · 4 months
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What a heist, am I right
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sparkvamp · 2 years
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tatsumi is actually the funniest character. me when i am a man and i am gay and i am a priest and i dont know how to use a smartphone and i call my unitmate my spouse and tell him i want to fold into him
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none of my mutuals or followers or people i follow are ever going to find "dni: elvis impersonators" as funny as i do. because i can vividly imagine my father writing that completely genuinely
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skrapa-doodlzz · 6 months
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SKARPA A ACCIDENTALLY DELETED MY ACCOUNT THIS IS MA NEW ONE
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triumphtour · 4 months
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WHERE CAN I GET MOONWALKER CLUB SHIRT
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jrueships · 2 years
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TyTy has a home !!!
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bitchardtheseventh · 4 months
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sometimes when I'm super tired and bleary eyed I'll look at myself in the bathroom mirror and see my brothers face before recognizing my own. and despite being 20cm shorter and much better looking I I always get a little shock in my brain when I realize how similar we look. and I hate it. but I never get to see his face, so this is the only way for now ig
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craig-parker-cravings · 5 months
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Watch out for the low life fakes!
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kojakaj · 1 year
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criminal minds my absolute beloved <3
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tabzanite · 2 years
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ivorycello is on tumblr everyone disperce i am terrified yet very excited
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eridan-ampora · 7 months
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do you think there'd be alternian tumblr users who fully type in their quirk while sending anon hate. do you think there'd be other alternian tumblr users who type in someone else's quirk while sending anon hate. do you think there'd be alternian tumblr users who forget to get rid of their quirk before sending anon hate and have to quickly brush it off with "obviously i'm being impersonaT-Ted!! no one's T-THAT-T sT-Tupid!!"
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kehlanies · 2 years
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harry really has these men out here fucking losing it lmaooooo
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Body Mods: Angel & Chaggie
Angel: (swiping through Sinstagram) Nothin'. Nothin'. Vees doing sketchy shit. Nothin'. Nothin'. Boring. Tiffani Titfuck being a ho. Boring. Nothin'. Paparazzi Pic of Vagina's nipple piercings.
Charlie: (spit take) What?!
Angel: (pauses on Vaggie's pic) WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! NO FUCKING WAY!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Charlie: (Tries to steal Angel's phone) She doesn't have her n-n-...nip-ples...
Angel: Oh-hohoho! Then this is a pretty good impersonater, Toots! (shows Charlie the phone)
-Hidden camera picture of Vaggie laying on a table in a piercing and tattoo parlor with two freshly pierced nipples and the caption: "Princess's New Play Toys."-
Charlie: (drooling as she stares at the screen)
Vaggie: (enters the hotel) I'm home, and I picked up those groceries from the store-
Charlie: (zips over to Vaggie, holds her shoulders, and plasters their foreheads together) FORGET THE GROCERIES!!! TITS!!! OUT!!! NOW!!!
Vaggie: (full body blush) W-What? W-Why? I appreciate the initiative, babe. But we're in the middle of the lobby.
Angel: Don't play dumb, Vags! (Holds up the Sinstagram post) We gotcha red tittied!
Vaggie: (glares at the screen) Este pendejo! How the fuck did you get that?!
Charlie: Why didn't you tell me you were going to get them pierced?! I wouldn't have minded! I would have come with for support!
Vaggie: I....uh....wanted them to be a surprise... I didn't get to do it before because I was worried about bleeding and people finding out I was an angel.
Charlie: Awwwww~ Vaggie~
Angel: So, can we see?
Vaggie: WHY THE FUCK WOULD I SHOW YOU, PENDEJO?!?!?!
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beetleoops · 3 months
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You keep getting married to Beetlejuice
This fucker loves to party (and he loves you), so you are having weddings constantly
You officially get married in private, with only Lydia, the Deetzs and the Maitlands there. You take it easy so he can adjust to being alive, but Delia still throws a pretty fun party- if a little...odd. Still, it's enough for Beetlejuice to learn his alcohol tolerance isn't NEARLY as high now that he has a heartbeat.
"Babes!! I cannot fuckin wait to get married to you all over again." He's half asleep, laying his entire weight on you, reeking of booze, smiling like a dope. "Uh-huh. Me too, Beej." You pat his back.
(Also, turns out now that he sleeps for real, he snores. you think its cute.)
Once he's human (and more or less used to it), you have a more traditional wedding with your friends and family all there, and throw an all night reception and after party at a bar - beej loves the energy and is cheering on your grandparents to throw ass on the dance floor all night
"Fuck it up Agnes! Hell yeah!" (This is probably not your grandma's name. Actually, is that even your grandma?)
This goes over not great, but better than expected; everyone has a good time. You do too, of course. You are drunk and wearing white and laughing so loud, and when you aren't dancing, Beetlejuice can barely keep his hands off you. Hell, when you ARE dancing Beetlejuice can't keep his hands off you.
you go to Las Vegas for the honeymoon and get married again - Beej insists on the most tacky wedding possible and you agree.
You get married by an Elvis impersonater in a sticky little chapel on the strip. You wear a suit, and he wears a tight, short wedding dress with a veil and pumps.
"third time's the charm?" You ask, when Elvis finally says to kiss the groom. " Oh no, babes. We're hitting the drive through wedding chapel next."
"Deal!" And you dip him before kissing him square in the mouth.
You keep getting married to Beetlejuice, because you both want to make fucking SURE it sticks.
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sinofwriting · 5 months
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kisses on rings for oscar/reader/ logan please!!!
like in my head -> childhood besties turned lovers -> knows they cant be together publicly or ever get married because poly so they have promise rings but everyone thinks theyre friendship rings -> maybe during the vegas gp they all ask the elvis impersonaters in the paddock to "jokingly" marry the three of them -> cue the you may now kiss and they all end up kissing everyone laughs it off -> but them three know thats the closest they can be to being together so the kisses on their rings are them sharing kisses in public with actually kissing
Title: Closest We Can Get Words: 677 Prompt: Kisses on rings w/ Oscar/Reader/Logan
Also, just realized I completely forgot the prompt, I'm sorry.
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“It’s so sweet.” She raises an eyebrow, taking her eyes off Logan and Oscar who are joking around with an Elvis impersonator, to look at Lily. “What’s so sweet?” “Your guys' friendship rings, I mean really. I’ve never seen three friends so close and the friendship rings are a sweet touch.” “Oh, thank you.” She still wasn’t entirely sure how to interact with anyone else on the grid, always sticking to Oscar and Logan.
Especially considering the fact that none of them knew the truth. She wasn’t just Logan and Oscar’s childhood friend or bestfriend that made the duo a trio, but rather their girlfriend. And that the friendship rings the three wore weren’t friendship rings but rather faux wedding rings.
Logan had offered to let Oscar and her go public together, but she didn’t want to go public with just Oscar. Which then made Oscar then offer for Logan and her to go public, and it ended up with her telling both of them that no one was going public. Poly relationships weren’t a thing with their lifestyle and Logan and Oscar were both too new to this to be making the boat rock with something considered unconventional.
And then somehow the conversation had ended up with her crying as she realized she’d never be able to marry them, because she’d only be able to marry one of them and she didn’t want that, had never wanted that. For the three of them, it had never just been a matter of wanting one or the other, it had always been wanting both.
It was because of that conversation and the realization that they all wanted to marry each other that now they had what everyone believed to be friendship rings.
Her name being called makes her look back at her boyfriends and she laughs seeing the flush on their cheeks and their large grins, the three shots they had finally seemed to hit them.
“What?” She calls, not moving away from Lily, Lando, Alex, Charles, and Max. “Elvis says he’ll marry us!” Logan tells her, smiling as he waves her over. She looks at the Elvis impersonator between the two and has to stifle a laugh at how excited he looks as well. “I’m not marrying you, Logan!” She calls back as the whole group laughs at her denial and the way his face drops before perking back up. “But it’s me and Oscar. You’ll get to marry the both of us!” He reasons and she can feel herself giving in. Because she knows it’s not real, not legal in any way, but it doesn’t stop her from wanting it. So, with a sigh she leaves the group of drivers as both Oscar and Logan cheer.
The two immediately wrap themselves around her and she doesn’t notice the way everyone had followed her, to watch as the three got friendship married.
She doesn’t really register the weird vows from Elvis or the laughs from the drivers and Lily as they watch, she just looks at her boyfriends. At the excited glint in their eyes, how they both keep squeezing her hand.
“I now pronounce you, husband, husband, and wife!” He declares, before adding. “And thank you, thank you very much.” She laughs at the look on Oscar’s face at the impersonator’s words, but is kissed before she can say anything. It’s quick, just a little longer than a peck and then Logan is darting forward to do the same to Oscar and she follows in Logan’s footsteps, pressing a quick kiss to Oscar’s lip as well.
The three stare at each other after as the other drivers whoop and holler, joking about how none of them would have thought it’d be Logan and Oscar getting hitched in Vegas. They had known this would be difficult, never getting to kiss each other in public, or being careful about not hugging or holding hands for too long, but now after kissing in public for the first time, the same thought is going through all of their heads: again.
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