Angel: (swiping through Sinstagram) Nothin'. Nothin'. Vees doing sketchy shit. Nothin'. Nothin'. Boring. Tiffani Titfuck being a ho. Boring. Nothin'. Paparazzi Pic of Vagina's nipple piercings.
Charlie: (spit take) What?!
Angel: (pauses on Vaggie's pic) WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! NO FUCKING WAY!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Charlie: (Tries to steal Angel's phone) She doesn't have her n-n-...nip-ples...
Angel: Oh-hohoho! Then this is a pretty good impersonater, Toots! (shows Charlie the phone)
-Hidden camera picture of Vaggie laying on a table in a piercing and tattoo parlor with two freshly pierced nipples and the caption: "Princess's New Play Toys."-
Charlie: (drooling as she stares at the screen)
Vaggie: (enters the hotel) I'm home, and I picked up those groceries from the store-
Charlie: (zips over to Vaggie, holds her shoulders, and plasters their foreheads together) FORGET THE GROCERIES!!! TITS!!! OUT!!! NOW!!!
Vaggie: (full body blush) W-What? W-Why? I appreciate the initiative, babe. But we're in the middle of the lobby.
Angel: Don't play dumb, Vags! (Holds up the Sinstagram post) We gotcha red tittied!
Vaggie: (glares at the screen) Este pendejo! How the fuck did you get that?!
Charlie: Why didn't you tell me you were going to get them pierced?! I wouldn't have minded! I would have come with for support!
Vaggie: I....uh....wanted them to be a surprise... I didn't get to do it before because I was worried about bleeding and people finding out I was an angel.
Charlie: Awwwww~ Vaggie~
Angel: So, can we see?
Vaggie: WHY THE FUCK WOULD I SHOW YOU, PENDEJO?!?!?!