#and immediately got a 19

[rambles-about-minecraft-ocs]

one of my favorite things about zedaph is that on a server full of people that find strange and oft-overlooked minecraft mechanics or rare events and then see just how far they can push them in the name of spectacle or efficiency or world-breaking, zed is over here finding these mechanics in order to do the weirdest things he can think of in as entertaining a manner as possible

like i 100% have faith in zedaph's theoretical ability to be just as efficient or spectacular or world-breaking. if he wanted to do that stuff, i trust that he absolutely could. but thats so far from being his priority. instead, hes going to spend around a week of irl time focused entirely on eventually having the good luck to spawn in something insanely rare so that he can convert it into something even rarer, the result of which being something that 99% of the server reacts with complete and utter shock that it even exists in the first place, just because its zany and funny and he wanted to. and i love that

#zedaph #hermitcraft #genuinely i adore the clucky few project im not even done watching the episode and i had to pause and make this post #i saw impulses video first and went ''that HAS to be some sort of datapack or something-'' #only to immediately go ''no. no it cant be. because this is zed #and its practically a trademark of his to push the limits of the game as far as possible in the direction least expected #not for the purpose of efficiency or spectacle or intimidation or whatever like some players who push limits #but purely for the purpose of making something so funny you cant help but laugh at whats going on #and maybe being a bit impressed that he ever thought of it in the first place'' #at which point i went ''holy shit. since its zed doing this. somehow he ACTUALLY got a villager on a chicken. with no cheats. thats INSANE' #i was relieved when i checked my subscriptions to see what the next video i had to watch was and saw he would be next in line #bc if i had to sit through 19 other hermits videos before i could watch his and find out what the fuck he was doing i would have been so sa #sidenote but i feel like a zed video where he interacts with this many other people all in the same video is so rare #idk i didnt watch season 9 and i know he started collabing a lot more w/ other hermits then #so maybe its not nearly as rare these days #but like the last one that *i* saw where he interacted with this many people at once was towards the end of season 8 #when all the people he experimented on earlier in the season came back to experiment on him #and like i would like zeds videos with or without the collabs. but its a lot of fun to see him interact with people #so its very cool to me when he does it with a lot of people all in the same video

[onebizarrekai]

I've been going back and forth trying to decide whether I want to make the old ibvs oneshots be available on ao3 but every time I look at them I go into a state of shock at how… absolutely teenager they are

also this

#error asked calmly #also the narrator clarifies 'not as any kind of attack' immediately after which makes me insane #that is inherently an aggressive statement WHAT are you talking about #barry is f'ing doing free secret medical care on this guy #and edward is just like 'I've never considered whether you deserve to know how I got bruised and bloodied' BRUh #WHY IS EDWARD BRUISED AND BLOODIED #back when the plot of ibvs was edward beating the shit out of anyone who talked to him I guess #that barry and edward fic is nuts #knowing now that barry has a gf. and edward is the one that kisses him first without asking. I know stacy didn't exist yet but #the way its written is so ambiguous it makes it feel like barry could in fact be cheating on stacy which is so insane #old ibvs causes me a bit of psychic damage #I wrote those parts when I was 17-19. which explains the vibe of course #remember back when barry was edward's frenemy #and that's just that one fic. I'm not ready to look at the ones that came before it #random stuff

[vinelark]

rereading ch2 of bbts in honor of tim’s birthday <3 here’s to another year of not aging little guy

happy belated birthday timmy!

#i know he has to be like 19 now because bernard is officially in college #thank god #tim fighting tooth and nail to cross that legal adult threshold #finally registers to vote and then immediately gets hit with jury summons #welcome to adulthood tim! #anyway sorry i started making this meme two days ago for you and then got wholly sidetracked #hopefully this birthday had less yachts less dips in gotham harbor for him #tim drake #asks

[lady-tortilla-chip]

HE TIAN’S LIL BLUSH FROM MO LEANING INTO HIM CUZ HE’S STILL NOT USED TO HIM OPENLY RELYING ON HIIIIIIMMMMMM

#19 days #CRYYYYYYY #tianshan #it’s so cute they’re so cute #Mo being nervous around Qui cuz he thought it was blood on that wrench #and immediately laying into He Tian when Qui got close

[anotherpapercut]

sometimes I feel like there's a narrative on here that like. people who work and live not with their parents in their 20s are somehow privileged and its really annoying as someone with 0 family and 0 built in support system lol

#this has nothing to do with the previous post i was just reminded of some unrelated posts I've seen #like i get what people mean but i really dont consider it a privilege to have to graduate at 16 and immediately start working to pay rent #causing a severe worsening of ny physical and mental state so that i can afford to eat #and i would just like to say for the record that id never judge someone for living with their parents because im so envious lmao #just like. of the idea of having parents that would take care of you. ive always been so fascinated by that #because my sister got married at 19 to get out of the house and then depended on her husband bc she also has trouble #working due to disability. were both physically and mentally disabled so we have that in common lol #and then she had to contend with becoming entirely dependent on a man who then had incredible power over her #and now theyre divorced and she has to try to figure out how to do all this stiff at 33 that our mother never taught us #and that ive figured out on my own over the past 7 years. and i just think damn i wish we had family lol #like maybe if we even had 1 relative who cared enough to like. check in with us even?? let alone help #thats always just seemed really incredible to me. and ill never really be able to wrap my head around it

[dawntainbobbynash]

I'm 14 eps into Station 19 and ngl I'm starting to need Bobby in a crossover with them so those writers can finally convince this man to go to therapy

#they've made two firefighters afraid of fire within those 14 eps and they pretty much immediately addressed it for both of them??? #they got to confide in others and get help so fast #travis even got to go to group therapy in the same ep where he first froze in a fire #truly a wild experience considering bobby's canonically been at risk of panic attacks bc of fire since 2016 (in an ep that aired in 2019) #and not one single person has ever said a WORD about it #911 writers TAKE SOME DANG NOTES #911 #station 19 #mine. #text #bobby

[splitting-infinities]

[ID: The "guess who just got murdered" meme from brooklyn 99 captioned with "Guess who just got COVID!" /end ID]

(spoiler alert it is me)

I wore a mask the entire time I was traveling and somehow still got it. The contagiousness of this is no joke. GET BOOSTED and wear your dang masks y'all I'm not asking anymore, this is a demand.

#covid 19 #managed to avoid the sword of damocles for 3 whole years #only to get taken out immediately before boosters got opened for us #gdi

[magentagalaxies]

tonight is a "getting emotional over paul bellini" kind of night <3

#just thinking about how lucky i am that not only did he see me being a nerd over mouth congress almost two years ago and reach out to say hi #but also that in our first conversation he asked about my comedy and immediately was interested in seeing where it could go #like i have a distinct type of dynamic with each of the kith people i know of course #but bellini's always going to be special to me bc he's the first one i met. he's the one who met me before i knew anyone related to kith #both scott and bruce met me as someone who already knew someone from the show. but bellini met me as just a random fan #like he didn't have to bring me into the world of kith as much as he did but he wanted to! #and idk i'm just thinking about it bc in my little interview i did with him for my final in a comedy class #i did ask him what it was about my comedy that made him think it had potential #and he gave such a thoughtful answer that really showed he thinks i'm funny and that i could be a great comedian #and he referenced past work i've shown him etc. and it was all in that great bellini tone where he's very complimentary #but it never feels disingenuous or like he's just being nice bc he respects you enough to tell you his honest opinions #i value a compliment from scott or bruce or paul very much bc they're all some of my favorite comedians and my mentors #and of course having a different dynamic with each of them means i will value their comments in different ways #and i wouldn't say i value one person's feedback more than another's #but there's always something special about bellini bc he's the one who has known me the longest and knew me before all of this #(technically he's the only one who got to know me as a teenager bc i was 19 when we met even tho my 20th birthday was a few weeks later) #and yeah i really hope he's having a good night tonight bc he deserves it

[crimeronan]

thinking about how Unbelievably funny and also tragic it is if this is the first human lifetime that greywaren’s been, like, So So So Sick And Suicidal. like some of it is inevitable wrt industrialization drowning the ley lines and stuff, bryde was never completely full of shit wrt that, but i just. niall and mór truly TRULY gave this kid just. the WORST of their own personal qualities (rampant unchecked bipolar and rampant unchecked chronic pain/anger), along with absolutely NONE of the strengths, and then were like. you’re a toddler now. you’ll grow up a real boy! you’ll figure it out <3 we will not be helping or guiding you at all tho btw <3

like oh my god. oh my god. head in hands. fist in mouth. screm. sometimes people with generational curses will be like “okay.... any kid i carry has like an 80% chance of killing itself before it’s 40.... so i’m not sure that would be a good plan..... but also is that a eugenicist approach encouraging a world that’s super inhospitable to neurodivergence....???” meanwhile niall and mór are out here Fully no thoughts head empty both like “hell YEAH let’s have a kid we’ll be AMAZING parents we’re SO NORMAL AND ADJUSTED AND GOOD AT EVERYTHING. in fact let’s have two! gotta make sure they’re both super human though gotta preserve the humanity and all that. what’s the most defining trait of being human???? hmm..... i guess.... if we narrow it down.... maybe..... 

............

......

............

................AGONY”

like.

you GUYS,,

#suicide m #chronic illness #the 'some people with generational curses' is clearly me btw. no interest in children atm but i do think about What If so often #greywaren #greywaren spoilers #in fairness niall and mór really did embody every 19 yr old chain smoker in my hometown who got married and pregnant immediately #upon graduating. like oh yeah i know this archetype. The Very Young Very New Parents Whose Baby Will Fix Them. uh huh #i'm not sure the narrative had a shred of self awareness about this (will have to decide on the reread) but i like it #i will read chronic illness generational trauma themes into all the places it shouldve been #greywaren meta

[bidokja]

oh my god a web novel that actually draws a realistic line in the sand about wierd transmigration age gaps??? the bar is so low but it sure is refreshing when a series clears it

#cause like. im also 28 same as him #cause like. its a ridiculous fantastical circumstance right. #mental age is bullshit in real life. even if someone 'acts mature' for their age 19 is 19. #but this is a fantasy novel with a fantasy circumstance. how are you gonna navigate that. mental age or physical age. which takes precedence #and he makes the very relatable decision of: yes i know she is An Adult but her PHYSICAL BODY is a teenager. i have zero interest in that. #GOOD!!! #like itd be one thing if her body was like. 28 as well even if her original/mental/soul/whatever age is oldrr #shes well into Physical adulthood at that point so the difference is negligible #but that isnt the case here #anyways good job author-nim a+++ #literally when it said she was 19 i was so ready for this to get weird but then the Immediate line in the sand...so refreshing #i realize ive got certain double standards/exceptions for this myself (ie choicale and gongja/raviel) #still at least theres caveats to those that make them. questionable sure but not Outright Yikes if you dont approach them like a freak dhskd

[mieldehielo]

Compilation of mo guan shan crying vs smiling in the story

Crying:

Smiling:

#19 days #mo guan shan #i read the whole thing again #and the closest is when he smirked in the early chapters #but then he immediately gets tossed down a hill and crashes into a trash can :( #i need him to have a canon smile soon #bc all we got is that one picture and its been years

[shewantsitall]

Idk probably none of y’all have kids but if you do pls try to be nice to their teachers. They’re probably doing their best.

#I’m out here fighting for my life #and doing everything I can to stay on top of everything I need to take care of #and everyone #and I’ve got a parent pissed off that I didn’t immediately inform her of what happened. #bestie I’m sorry but I had a meeting during the entirety of planning and 19 other kids and kids from my class and two others until 4 #I contacted her by 4:30 #I’m literally doing everything I can #and like. I think she’s probably right and I’m agreeing with her. but I’m one person. and I’m trying my best. #my people pleasing heart can’t handle this #just my ramblings #teacher sadie #can’t even wear mascara bc I’m back in my ✨sometimes cries during and after work✨ era #I wish that my response to overwhelm was like…. firey intensity or literally anything other than Oops Time To Cry. #that would be great

[thursdayglrl]

having nt parents is just every once in a while they'll do some shit they think is helpful and then get mad at you when it isn't and then you wonder how much these people even know you. rinse and repeat

#my mom tried to help me make an appointment so she called them and handed me the phone #and i froze on the spot because i had no idea what to say because i was not expecting to make an appointment today #and she got mad. and then also got mad when i didnt know i was supposed to sit next to her so i could hear the phone #and then also got mad when the lady was like i have tomorrow free and i was like idk?!? #like youve lived with me for 19 years how are you surprised that i cant do things on the spot #like nothing has changed since the last time you tried this #i feel like a shitty adult for having my mommy do my appointments for me but tbh i would have done it myself just like. not immediately #like damn give me a minute....

[mayor-david-prentiss]

ok im gonna go back to working on issue 19, i really want to have this done soon!!! ppl deserve to see the gift giving scene!!!

#dylan dog #i started it back in December Nd got halfway thru it but. Translating nd doing input immediately is draining #nd issue 19 is so wordy #sclavi had a lot to say ig

[ask-healingsunny]

Lillllll give us the tea. Give some of that horrible Hero and Kel mom crimes we need to know more of it✨✨✨

Boy oh boy -LiL

#first of all it's worth stating that hero is a GROWN ASS MAN #That bitch is 19 YEARS OLD #He has no obligation to spend time with her #also again fuckass just got home from college #''oo you don't want to spend time with me 😢 you're helping me do dishes for a week then'' #BITCH IS AN ADULT WHO JUST GOT HOME FROM COLLEGE LET HIM RELAX #and not to mention hero is a huge people pleaser #I'm SURE she knows that by now #And lets not mention the favoritism???? Their dad is guilty of this too #The way they immediately went to comfort Hero when Kel was the one getting yelled at??? bro hero's not your perfect golden boy maybe idk #give the YOUNG CHILD some attention? #and I'm SURE Kel is gonna be even more ignored with sally in the picture (no hate to the child ofc) #anyways i hope their mom explodes #out of character

[puthyflapps]

your thoughts and reviews to S19 are hilarious. the one with the ostrich and "carina has never done anything wrong and is incredible sexy" i was laughing out loud. too true

Lmaooo a lot of my posts are like my more filtered thots and opinions. Please know they’re far worse and more offensive irl

#I used to fuck so heavily with Andy in like the first season or two and then she just got worse and worse #I stopped calling her by her government name a while ago and have just resorted to calling her community pussy cuz I ain’t ever seen a bitch #spin the block more than her like my god would it kill you to get dick outside of a 20mi radius of s19???!!! #every time she’s on my screen the feminism drains from me #I don’t support all women!! some of you bitches are dumb!!!! #I did think it was funny how she like immediately lost interest in Eli after finding out he sucked a little dick like damn she wants to say #a slur that rhymes with bag y’all!! #ask #station 19