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folllowing kink freaks on twitter is all well and good until they randomly start posting gay porn of goofy with his gyock out

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women are a scam invented by big ZUN to sell more touhou

#touhou #real #fav

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grumbling is like my favorite pastime

“i can’t believe people are like this!” < me, having a blast

#!!!!! #hell yeah!!

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“Has anyone drawn skibidi Duchamp’s Fountain yet”

–A discord user, about a minute before they saw the worst thing in the world. (1642)

#amazing.

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#touhou #eiki shiki #komachi onozuka #yuuka kazami #prettyyyy..

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person who has only watched one anime: what i really love about dungeon meshi is how it subverts our expectations of a typical anime by not sexualising women and having a good plot!

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ditzy

#mlp #cute!!

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#tethysposting #noooo.. #so meannn..

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zoomies

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Hit [A] repeadedly to torture an innocent soul!

Hit [B] to feminize him!

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have you ever drawn mystia? she and her doggirl gf are cute together

I have drawn Mystia before, she's my favorite TH8 character! I don't have any pictures of her on my blog because they were deleted, they were old and bad;;

Kyouko isn't a dog btw she's a yamabiko! That's why she has ears like that~

#touhou #mystia lorelei #kyouko kasodani #oh!!!! #so cute!! #what a good birdddd..

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i cant stop thinking of the gif of the kiwi jumping around its so funny the way that thing moves like gravity doesn’t care about it it just prances wildly and freely it falls over but it doesn’t care it just keeps moving and having fun and just keeps hopping and the party never stops it’s legitimately one of my favorite pieces of media on the internet the joy it brings me is unbridled

#birdposting

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how about I inflate your bird instead

#awful awful post please ignore #just gonna blame lack of sleep for this one

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Not pictured: me, yanking the steering wheel to screech into a parking lot so I could take a pic of this while my sisters and I absolutely lost it upon seeing this truck

#eating her..

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Flowey: NOOOO! STOP! YOURE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME

The six human Testosterone bottles:

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it's murderer night, the one night a year where there's for sure a murderer. famously, the murderer will do everything they can to try and deceive you into opening the door, so i'll have to stay alert.

at midnight i hear a knock on my door. cautiously from my couch, i holler "who's there?"

i hear whoever's on the other side say "im a woman with boobs".

i contemplate this for a moment, before opening the door. on the other side is the most beautiful woman with boobs ive ever seen. but while im looking at her boobs she takes out a knife and murders me.

moral of the story: women can be murderers too so stay on guard.