when you have a rocking stim but also rocking makes you dizzy but you were violently rocking out of excitement and now your eyes are acting a little funky <3<3 (the room is spinning)
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Feel like such fucking shit today and its def bc i dont have any weed so im literally dealing with All of my fucking aymtoms voth physical and mental getting 10x worse while also trying to pack to move out and fuxming new landlords bwing less flexible than they said on timing and everything is panic and bad and i wanna burl myself off the nearest cliff every second. And i have to work tomorrow and be up at 6.
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after patrolling, unwinding in a diner somewhere ...
throw the man a bone batman geez
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Just checking....
We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?
* Adding a note because I FEEL yall's frustration.
I feel similar to the way you feel when someone uses the word "casted" instead of "cast" when someone is cast in a show, for example...
So...
I PROMISE I never said it aloud.
It is indeed "Meyet" said in almost one syllable, with a French roll of the tongue in the middle.
TODAY I LEARNED.
It means Crumb.
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bastille has done more for the queer community by just making all of their love songs about "you" instead of specifying a gender than taylor swift has in all of her discography. thanks for coming to my ted talk.
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"bluntly honest" autism but in the sense that i absolutely cannot refrain from complimenting strangers if i like their earrings or their shirt or i think they have a friendly-sounding laugh or i think their art is beautiful or i think the fic they wrote portrays the characters so well. "bluntly honest" doesn't have to mean "mean". i love to tell people things that are kind and also true.
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favorite hobby when I'm driving is to catch someone trying to climb up my back bumper while I'm going a completely reasonable speed and just slowly take my foot off the gas. you seem upset, brother. why don't we slow down and enjoy the view awhile
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I need to tear myself apart limb from limb I need to slit my throat and bleed myself dry i need to stop breathing
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when you’re pet pet petting your sweet little baby cat on her sweet little pumpkin head but then she starts to get overstimulated and her little tail is swooshing back and forth and you can Tell all her ancient beast instincts are kicking in telling her to maul the shit out of your hand, and she looks SO forlorn because she actually wanted more cuddles but also there’s only so much a little animal can do to contain her impulses and she looks at you w the biggest wettest saddest eyes like
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