#and he's going absolutely fucking nuts but they're acting like robots

[luci-cunt]

Hey babe can i get uhhhh 1, 25, 28, 39, 44, 48, please for Monte and Izyc?

oh T-T Moony ilysm ajsdf;lajksdf IZYC!!!

(ok for context bc idk if anyone besides you knows who Izyc is XDD: Izyc is a demon who helped bring his boyf’s ex-bff back to life, which turned them both (the boyf and the bff) into vampires, and now the ex-bff is evil and the boyf and Izyc hunt monsters in a very witcher/ spn esque way XD there’s this thing I did explaining a bit more)

1. How do they present themselves to others?

Lol with completely opposite vibes. Izyc gives exactly 0 shits, he’s bouncy, a bit of an asshole, and really couldn’t care less about keeping up airs. Meanwhile Monte’s like “I NEED TO BE PERCEIVED AS POWERFUL AND INTIMIDATING 24/7 until u get to know me and then plz just let me hug u”

25. If they were given the task to prank someone, who would it be, what would they do, and would the prank work?

Honestly both of them would be way too into it XDD. Izyc would do something horrendously evil like replace the feathers in your pillow with ants or make all the doorframes in your house an inch shorter. Then Monte would probably do something HE thinks is hilarious but no one else really gets? XD like, he’d be the one to steal only one of your shoes and hang it on a flagpole and then die laughing about it. 

28. How do they get out of a difficult situation?

Izyc: yelling for Walter. Or setting himself on fire. Or teleporting away. Or killing whoever’s bothering him

Monte: usually fighting his way out

39. Do they make questionable choices?

Yes and yes--the only difference is that Monte has good intentions

44. How do they speak? Examples - Are they soft spoken, hot heated, vulgar

Both are pretty vulgar, Monte talks more like a chad though. Like, if you just heard him talking you’d probably steer clear of him cuz he sounds like an asshole. Izyc just sounds like the kind of person you’d have exactly one drink with, and then hurry to leave before he gets smashed and sets your hair on fire.

48. Do they have anything they are trying to hide from others?

Monte doesn’t have much to hide, but Izyc’s horrendously in love with Walter and hasn’t admitted it even tho they’re doing the whole friends-with-benefits thing, oop

Send me some oc asks!! I’ll owe you my soul!! <3

#luci doesn't shut up #avoiding war #c/c #lol I lvoe c/c it's my child but I don't think i'll ever finish it #XDD #I spent sooooo looonngggg on monsters #also just writing little scenes I liked XDD #tehre's one where Izyc gets trapped in a 50's nuclear family that's him #walt and lou #and he's going absolutely fucking nuts but they're acting like robots #and it was a whole thing #anyways #ty for the ask ilysm aksdj;flksdjj

[beearrings]

i forgot if i sent you an ask but BREATH OF FIRE (any of the games)

ayyyyyyyyyy breath of fire lets go, the only ones i ever actually managed to get into were iii and iv so i'll give answers for both, but let;s fucking talk abt it lets goooooo

blorbo: definitely rei!!! i love like all of the characters but seriously rei's storyline fucks me up so bad, he's a teenager who sees a couple of little kids and takes them in without even like a second thought. like he sees a random fucking child lost in the woods and goes "guess this kid's mine now" and i just. he's absolutely the type of older brother figure who would go hungry so that teepo and ryu could eat and then lie to them and tell them he's not hungry or found food elsewhere, like, i,,,mnshfj. he's still a KID. and bunyan recognizes how strong this KID is and sends him to kill the nue ALONE. because he knows he CAN. and rei can't take his family with him even though they do everything together because he doesn't want to hurt them, because he thinks he can't control himself, and then once they accomplish it he realizes the nue was only doing everything she was doing to protect her cubs who already starved to death and it;s, hgiufdj the PARALLEL between that and rei later on going to do everything he could including slaughtering all of syn city to track down the leader of the organization that took ryu and teepo,,,,,, and the entire time he internally believes they're dead but he won't admit it outwardly to himself so that he has a reason to keep going,,,,, just like the gnu they killed?????????? I NEED A FUCKING SECOND. I NEED A MINUTE. SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP!!!! also honorable mention to fou-lu whose storyline also fucks me UP so much. god . *slaps fou-lu's character arc* this bad boy can fit so much love and senseless destruction into it!!!! also he was right actually and really i think he deserves to take over the entire world.

scrunkly: honey! she is perfect she is everything and she deserves more screentime. tiny little fucking orange robot menace. icon. also she's god i think. also the dragons from bof iv,,, especially the grass dragon she was so pretty,,,

scrimblo bimblo: ershin,,,, there's so much poetry in the idea of an inanimate body built to restrain the consciousness of a god that develops a consciousness and personality of its own because the proximity to that god's powers bring it to life. i literally think ershin is the most peace-loving and alive of all of the bof iv main characters, including nina and despite being a robot built with the capacity to easily murder people, simply because ershin loves the act of existing itself.

glup shitto: momo, but specifically her cameo in breath of fire iv that makes me go absolutely fucking NUTS with grief. i'm going to be thinking about it until i die. never talk to me about this unless you want me to go OFF. also deis for the same reason. god i love her. girlboss. please talk to me about deis she's the love of my life. but i'll still cry because what happened to them is so,,,,,,,,,,, PAIN

poor little meow meow: ryuuuuu :( this really doesn't fit into the og post's description of poor little meow meow but look. he fits here because he is my poor little meow meow and i am cradling him in my arms. that boy goes through so much in both games (especially since he's literally the same in both games also i am GARGLING AND CRYING over this) and he remains pure of heart. himbo. he does literally nothing wrong and all he thinks about is protecting his friends and he suffers so much. fuck.

horse plinko: cray. he's homophobic. he has an extremely cool lesbian milf for a mother and yet. and YET. also he's so rude to ursula (also a wlw) so i seriously think the homophobic thing is kind of true. kmart version of rei. i literally spent all of bof iv trying to like him because he's literally meant to be AU rei but he just. kept pissing me off.

eeby deeby: myria, the genocidal bitch

#i have a lot of thoughts about breath of fire iii and iv #its about the simple love for being alive that the games just. have. #the way mami and bunyan are simple people and the destruction of their simple lives is what pushes fou-lu to his end-of-game ideals #and abt the birds that land on ershin when it sits still. #and the dragons with the capacity to end the world and slaughter everyone and they just..... don't #because they want peace??? #how eden is a technological miracle #but in the middle of it there's a grove just like the one teepo grew up in #i cant. i literally cannot right now. #im so sorry for the tags that this shows up in because of whatever random words are in here #because this got out of control #and also its probably not that deep? #but also pry these two games from my cold dead hands #ask meme

[needs-to-stop-looking-at-valves]

Brave police j decker character review!! (1/5)

Alright you guys! Lets get to reviewing the BEST part of this show. The characters!(note, i will not include all villians, despite them meeting my criteria. Too many goddamn people, that honestly? We won't remember. Humans first, bots second, and any other creature last. Bots will have their alt modes.)

Humans!!;

Yuta Tomonaga!!;

Yuuta!! The boss of the brave police! While young,(about 9-10) Yuuta has more passion in his pinky finger than any of the adults on the show. Loving, caring, and determined, Yuuta has proven time and time again that hes a worthy leader, and an incredible friend. He's faced more than most kids his age should've honestly, and the nightmares and trauma needs to stop for him. He just needs ONE goddamn day with him hanging out with his friends and family, with plenty of good food.

Verdict:10/10. Hes adorable, and i wanna hug him and give him a golden sticker. Take him home, feed him and Deckerd.

Juuzo Saejima!!;

He. Is the most EXTRA bitch ever. Seriously, he's essentially a 12 year old in a 44 year old body. Constant upgrades for the team, constant new names and abilities. Hes an oddball, but despite this immaturity, he's a GOOD person. He listens to Yuuta and his opinions, and treats him as an adult, and treats the bots as humans. He deserves all he has, and honestly? Underrated character.

Verdict:9/10. Wish we had more background on him, but overall a character that i enjoyed seeing on the show. Take him home, be prepared for him to be SUPER extra.

Shunsuke Toudou!!;

SUCH. A surprising character. He made his one and only grand appearance in one episode, and i surprisingly??? Fell for the guy. He cares about the bots, and cars. He puts in effort, probably more than his entire team would. Even as a mechanic, this guy does more than his fair share of work fixing up the bots, physically mostly, but we've seen him do so emotionally as well.

Verdict:10/10. Hes the father we all need??? He GETS people. He knows what you're gonna say before you're even gonna say it, and buys you feel good snacks, and drives you around a few times while you talk to him. You've heard of mama bear, well this is papa bear. 10/10, take him home, talk to him about cars.

Seina Onoue!!;

(First of all. Yes I've been getting her name wrong this entire time. Im still putting her as 'Seina' and not 'Seia' for tag reasons)

My girl Seina! Gorgeous, headstrong, and and underestimated, sweet gal. Military lady, she's quite firm handed, but thanks to her boyfriend, McCrane, she's learned more about being human and embracing life. For someone who specializes in Japan's offensive branch, she's surprisingly shy and self conscious. Its sweet, in a way.

Verdict:9/10. She's a sweetie! She cares, an fights for whats right. Plus, she's a total historical figure, being one of the first few women who smooched a bot! She demands respect, and damn does she have it.

Ayako Kimizuka!!;

Our fellow reporter lady! (And Seina's best friend)She's the person who sinks her head deep into the news sand, fully commiting herself to her reporting. She dives in headfirst so strongly and quickly, the rest of the world melts away. A bit abrasive, but i grew to like her, and I've approved her to date my boy, Dumpson.

Verdict:9/10. Shes cute, flighty, and honestly cares about Dumpson! She teases him often, and i appreciate it. Plus...she's kinda gorgeous, honestly.

Regina Argine!!;

Me and her got off on the wrong foot. She treated bots, her own Duke included, as mere tools, to be molded perfectly into whatever was requested of them. However, upon almost losing Duke and meeting Yuuta, she learned. She had basically mentally abused Duke, and she can't un do. She can however, grow and try to make amends. She is now highly favored amongst the team, and no longer has this strong sense of entitlement. Most importantly, her past is no longer hurting her. And she's had such an impressive change, honestly. Duke cares about her immensely, and now? I do too.

Verdict:9/10. She's adorable, and now i absolutely adore her whenever i see her. She's just a delight to have around, honestly.

Azuki Tomonaga!!;

Yuuta's older sister!(who i just learned is 16) despite being the eldest, she doesn't behave as though she has the authority. Timid, a bit flighty, and incredibly sweet, Azuki is honestly just a cinnamon roll. I adores her the second i saw her, and i want whats best for her. She's essentially considered Shadowmaru's best friend (though my boy wanted to go to the pound, we all know what i mean), and although doesn't get many opportunities, shes a surprising emotional support, and a wonderful caretaker.

Verdict:9/10. An absolute bun! She'd absolutely make a nice, cinnamon cake for her neighbors, just because. Take her home, she'd just absolutely love to cook for you and your folks.

Kurumi Tomonaga!!;

The second eldest of the Tomonaga family! Shes adorable, albiet a bit abrasive and gossipy. Towards the end, she was considered friends of Shadowmaru, along with her sister, but honestly? She...kinda doesn't do much in this series. We wouldn't lose much having her leave, but i liked her personality, and shes pretty relatable.

Verdict:7/10. She...didn't really do anything in the series, plot wise. She was more of an extra. She worked, but really, she wasn't that important of a character.

Eva Farhzeug!!;

I know i said i wasn't going to include every villian. But i AM including her, mainly because i like the whole 'some other force was in control of shit getting messed up, and is now controlling everyone in a giant ass ship, and is a mixture of hot and creepy ' trope. I found her interesting, and honestly? Led to an ending that i didn't expect. She had a good villian motivation, was visually appealing, and had quite the surprising tie to the plot. I mean, the mother of all robotics??? No way you could've seen that coming in the first watch.

Verdict:8/10. She was good plot wise, but not an overwhelming character. I just wanted to point out that i liked the role she played. Don't take her home. Bitch is NUTS.

Emily, Kikjmaro, and Masaki!!(right to left;

These three are essentially labeled as Yuuta'd and Power joe's best friends. Id give them their own spots, but honestly? They're almost always together anyway. Emily is essentially kinda spoiled and whiney, and honestly? An itty bitty bitch. But shes cute, and she cares. Sometimes. Kikjamaro is the smart guy, basically, acting as the more level headed and reasonable of the group. Masaki is the dumbass. He's got anger issues, and is prone to being pretty fucking annoying. This group by themselves are honestly useless. But i fucking LOVE them when they're with Power joe. They think hes the shit, and hes DAMN right.

Verdict:7/10. This is PURELY because we have one thing in common. They love Power joe. Unless Power joe is with them, id kick them out tbh.

#reasons i like #bpjd #yuuta #saejima #toudou #seina #ayako #regina #azuki #karumi #eva #Yuuta's friends #reviews

[benevolenterrancy]

GENYATTA EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE ROBOTS ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

THEROBOTS NEED LOVE OKAY ;-; THIS IS A GOOD AND PURE PROMPT THANK YOU

who hogs the duvet

Theyare both a grade-A fucking mess trying to sleep.  It's been literalyears since Genji has shareda bed with anyone, and Zenyatta being, as previously state, arobot normally sleeps upright,hovering while recharging.  So once they start sharing a bed it's onebig mess of how??? exactly do we do this???  But hey, as far asGenji's concerned Zenyatta has helped him learn so much and he ismore than happy toteach Zenyatta how to sleep together.

Thatbeing said Genji is a terrible teacher because he is 100% the one whohogs the duvet – don't do what Genji does kids you'll get kickedout of any bed you're sharing.  He always has, ever since he was ayoung; Hanzo would never share a bed with him when they were kidsbecause Genji would always end up with all the covers by the end ofthe night.  He'll start out sleeping normally, but by the morninghe's curled up in a ball, ever limb locked like a vice around theblankets so there is zero chance of ever getting them back. Fortunately Zenyatta doesn't need them except for the mentality ofcoziness, so this works out surprisingly well.

who texts/rings to check how their day is going

Genji,definitely.  He's the sort to daydream during mission debriefsbecause he's thinking about how absolutely amazing his boyfriend isand then call him at random because he just really!! missed talkingto Zenyatta!!!  He'll call for any little reason.  What does Zenyattathink Genji should bring home for dinner?  It was really hot today,is Zenyatta okay?  He hasn't been overheating?  Genji saw an adorabledog and he took pictures, look, Zen, I'll message them to you. Babe I know I just left twenty minutes ago but I miss you tell meabout what you've been doing.  Genji just really really reallyloves his boyfriend and is very clingy about it.  (Zenyatta does notmind at all)

who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts

They make a good team when it comes togift-giving.  Zenyatta is like... unnervingly good when it comes tothinking up really meaningful gifts, little things that will havesome greater significance for the recipient and that will almostcertainly result in hugs and/or tears.

...That being said, Genji is arguablythe more “creative” one though.  He is a white elephant champion. He comes up with the most ridiculous gifts and loves an opportunityto get silly, fun things for his friends.

who gets up first in the morning

Zenyatta for sure.  Despite the world'sbest efforts to instill that sort of virtue in Genji it has neverstuck.  His parents, instructors, Hanzo... all wanted him to be anearly riser for training as a child, but despite it he was still thatperson who was usually stumbling into class late more often than hewasn't.  He would wake up for early Overwatch missions, but only withplenty of alarms, caffeine, and grumbling.  He half-heartedly triedto break himself of the habit while he was in Nepal, trying to wakeup and meditate with the monks in the early mornings but that wasjust never going to happen and he graciously gave that up.  SoZenyatta wakes up first (he literally has an internal alarm) and hascoffee ready for Genji when he finally stumbles out of bed.

who suggests new things in bed

To be perfectly honest, I cheerfullyheadcanon Zenyatta as asexual and I've never quite gone down therobo-dick path that some people enjoy so I personally don't headcanonthem doing any “things” in bed at all.  (Though Genji does teachZenyatta the glory of cuddling under warm covers and watching moviesfor hours on end, so in that case... Genji does!)

who cries at movies

Neither of them are really big criersduring movies, least of all because Zenyatta literally cannot.  ButZenyatta does Feel Lots OfThings during movies.  Out of the two, he definitely emphasizes themost with the poor, hapless movie characters (and like, not justprotagonists, he's the sort to get distressed because the villaincould so easily be guided to a better path by the right hand but isinstead slaughtered for Plot Reasons, or is moved by some littleinjustice suffered by a side character).  Genji's much more likely tolaugh at sad movies than cry (though he does have his small handfulof films that make him cry every time– not that he'll admit it, he's wearing a mask, no one can proveanything).

who gives unprompted massages

Zenyatta (I mean... it'd be tricky totry to massage an omnic).  Zenyatta knows the sort of physical painGenji can still experience just from living with his scars and thestrain his body experiences from how it's integrated with hiscybernetics – it can lead to anything from stiffness, to aches, togenuine pain depending on the day, so Zenyatta's always around tooffer a massage when he can tell it's acting up.  It feels nice notonly on his organic flesh, but also his synthetic muscles since it'sgiving them very deliberate sensory input.  (And the day Genjifinally worked up the nerve to take off all the removable parts ofhis armour and allow Zenyatta to massage him was one of the bestdecision of his life – Zenyatta is a fantasticmasseuse.)  Zenyatta also just enjoys giving Genji's massages becauseof how loose and content Genji gets after being massaged, like atranquil noodle.

who fusses over the other when they’re sick

Obviously between the two of themGenji's much more likely to be sick and Zenyatta is Good at takingcare of him.  He's not great at making food but will bring simplethings to help settle Genji's stomach, he picks up medicine, fillshot water bottles, listens to all of Genji's moaning about how he'sdying and is perfectly content to be doing so, he loves being able tohelp.  Plus Zenyatta can still cuddle a sick Genji without needing toworry about getting a sick himself, which is a big fucking plus inGenji's eyes.

That being said Genji is absolutelythe one more likely to fuss if Zenyatta shows any sign of being sick. Zenyatta's very chill, matter of fact, and calming when Genji'ssick.  Genji freaks out if Zenyatta seems like he's caught some sortof virus or if his system isn't running optimally because he isconstantly terrified of Zenyatta getting damaged in some unrepairableway that Genji can't help.  People normally don't die from a cold,but Genji remembers what the God Programs did to omnics.  (Ithonestly doesn't matter how many times Zenyatta reassures him that hejust needs to run a quick diagnostics or get a system update and takeit easy or something, Genji will still hover and fret like it'snobody's business until Zenyatta is acting entirely like his normalself again.)

who gets jealous easiest

I honestly don't think either of themget very jealous.  Genji probably would have when he was younger, butat this point in his life he is much more confident about himself andhis relationship with those close to him.  He trusts Zenyatta enoughto know he has nothing to get jealous about. Same goes for Zenyatta, he appreciates Genji and his very social,outgoing nature but doesn't, for a minute, consider himself to be incompetition for Genji's affection.

who has the most embarrassing taste in music

150% Genji.  Except he's not actuallyembarrassed, he's shameless when it comes to his music choices.  Hewill listen to so much crapit will drive literally everyone else NUTSand he just has no fucks to give.  As far as he's concerned, hismusic is fun and bright and makes you want to dance and that's whathe's looking for in music.  Zenyatta doesn't listen to all that muchmusic, but he does enjoy “ancient” (in Genji's words – it'sfrom the around 1980s) rock music purely because Mondatta liked itand it makes Zenyatta think of him.  Either way, Lúcio sighs deeplywhenever either one of them gets to chose the music.

who collects something unusual

Depends on how you define “unusual”. Genji didn't start out with much in the way of worldly goods, sincehe left most of what he had back at the Watchpoint when he left (andbefore that, in Hanamura when he was “killed”) and only had whathe could carry, but he starts to collect more things once he settlesin somewhere.  He collects things like video game merch and comicbooks and things like that, nothing all that weird, though he can bea bit of a packrat about it.  Zenyatta collects less, but it tends tobe things like... pressed flowers and pretty stones and cheapfigurines he bought in a market while he was traveling and a cheapplastic necklace a child made him after he helped her mother, thatsort of thing.

who takes the longest to get ready

Neither take that long, tbh.  I mean,Genji's a nudist both of them are varying degrees ofrobotic, so it's not like they have hair to do or make-up to put on,and neither of them are too fussed about clothes.  Zenyatta's themost likely to take a while to get ready but that's purely because hehas a tendency to get distracted by everythingand moves really really slowlyeven when he is actively getting ready.

who is the most tidy and organised

Zenyatta.  Genji is tidy only by thevirtue of not having many physical possessions to his name.  As soonas he begins planting roots again, gets a space of his own, andbegins amassing possessions again then he is easily the slob of thetwo.  He will leave shit lying anywhere and then get frustrated whenhe can't find it – Hanzo can attest that his ability to keep hisspace clean has not improved from childhood.

who gets most excited about the holidays

See, I would normally be inclined tosay it's Genji because I can just see him getting super giddy andexcited about holidays, but after we've experienced both a Halloweenand Winter event I think we have to accept the fact that apparentlyit's Zenyatta.  He had an elaborate skin for both holiday, heobviously gets so into it. “Paint me like a skeleton, Genji” “Master, you're an omnic, youdon't even have a skeleton...” “That's why it's a costume,my student, and besides it'sHalloween.  Help me reach my back.”  Or: “Zen... what is that?” “A walnut.”  “Yes, I see that, I was more interested in whythere are giant walnuts all around the room.”  “Well, I'm gladyou asked...”  As opposed to Genji's “My Halloween costume? Cyborg ninja” – what a cop-out you little shit.  Genji absolutelyforgets about holidays are happening until like the day before.

Zenyattais just super enthralled by all big celebrations and can't wait toparticipate with everyone and drags Genji into them whether he likesit or not.

who is the big spoon/little spoon

Genji: “Everyone likes to be thelittle spoon, it makes you feel safe!”

who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports

Genji gets the most outwardlycompetitive, and will cheerfully trash talk both the people on theother team and on his ownteam.  He is a very loud player of just about anything, who'llhappily crow about his victories.  Look, he spent his childhoodgrowing up training with Hanzo, so he has learnt to A) take anythingvaguely competitive very seriouslybut to also B) be chill when he loses because Hanzo was alwaysobsessed with winning and Genji refused to give him the satisfaction.

Zenyatta,however, gets stealthily competitive.  He stays looking and talkingtotally calmly and peacefully, preaches sportsmanship and generosityto fellow players but then he'll just... say something very casuallythat most people might not even realize is petty andcompetitive unless they're paying attention.  (“To hold a grudge isunhealthy... for you”, “The master still has a few tricks” –Zenyatta is secretly savage af and Genji totally knows it, especiallyafter the first time he and Zenyatta sparred and he was landed on hisass in no time flat.  No one believes him though, they all think Zenis a complete sweetheart.)

who starts the most arguments

I honestly don't think they have a lotof full-scale arguments.  If nothing else, their relationship isbuilt on like... aggressive levels of open and healthy communication. So if either has an issue, they might have disagreements – evenlong, extended, debates – but it's something they talk about atlength until they're able to work something else.  If anything Genjiprobably brings the most up, but they recognize that an argument is amutual thing, in which two people are meeting an impasse, not one orthe other's problem.

who suggests that they buy a pet

GENJI WANTS A DOG, LET'S GET A DOG,ZEN

what couple traditions they have

I normally think of them as a prettyyoung couple, and one that hasn't spent their whole time in oneanother's presence (Genji going back to Hanamura to confront Hanzo,and I imagine Zenyatta was off doing things as well, and the twointended to meet up again later) so I think they're still in theprocess of making traditions. They enjoy meditating together, especially in the evening aroundsunset.  It's a nice way to wind down from the day.  They're also inthe habit of chatting in the evenings, which started because theywere separated for long periods of time.  Genji calls in the evenings(since Zenyatta is less bothered about being awake at odd hours thanGenji is – an omnic doesn't get jetlag) and that's something thatcontinued even after they met back up again, they'll often try to puteverything else down and just cuddle and talk before going to sleep.

what tv shows they watch together

I feel like they'd enjoy watchingsitcoms together the most.  They both have a terrible sense ofhumour, and it's a nice way to unwind, sitting around together andlaughing along with some stupid show with a ridiculous laugh trackand a guaranteed good ending.  If it existed at the time, they'd likeBrooklyn-99, I'm sure of it.  Long series are nice because then theycan pick something and just watch an episode or two night afternight, whenever they have a chance.

what other couple they hang out with

I imagine they're both pretty social sothey probably hang out with plenty, simply by the virtue that theyboth enjoy spending time with friends.  (I'm not going to botherlisting because it totally depends on who you headcanon as a couple.)

how they spend time together as a couple

Honestly they're best friends, they'llhappily do just about anything together.  Meditation is obviously abig one for them, since that was what originally brought themtogether, but they sleep together, fight together, travel together –hell, Zenyatta will happily float along with Genji through asupermarket while he's buying groceries and they'll both enjoythemselves because they just like getting to spend time together. They enjoy simple domesticity because it feels like a luxury neitherwas sure they'd ever get to experience (Zenyatta because of the stateof omnics' rights, Genji because for a long time he felt like afterbecoming a cyborg those sorts of options were closed off to him).

who made the first move

I could see it going either waydepending on the hc/fic but listen, listen, my favourite isaboslutely Genji doing it by accident. I like to think that it's in Nepal, Genji's been there for quite awhile now, him and Zenyatta have become very close friends at thispoint and then it suddenly strikes Genji that, oh shit, hehas major feelings for Zenyatta. And he is mentally freaking outbecause would Zenyatta even be interested??  Sure he's seen omnics inromantic relationships but Zenyatta's never really expressed aninterest one way or another... and would he be interested in someonewho isn't an omnic?  Or in a man?  Or just... in Genji as a whole,given that Zenyatta has seen every rough edge that Genji has at thispoint?  And then what if Zenyatta doesn't wantthat and Genji ruins their friendship?  What if Zenyatta getsuncomfortable and wants him to leave the monastery – this is theonly place Genji has truly felt he belonged since The Incident, hedoesn't want to lose that–!!! and basically he freaks out forapproximately four hours, it completely consumes him because this isway higher stakes than any of the playful flings he had as ateenager, he doesn't want to break something, but now that he'sstarted thinking about it he can't stopthinking about how much he wants to fucking kiss ZenyattagodDAMMIT.

Andthen the evening comes and he and Zenyatta are meditating andZenyatta is asking him about his day and, look, at this point Genjihas gotten very used to just talking to Zenyatta about any emotionalissues he's having.  Before he can stop himself it just... pops out. And all of a sudden Genji realizes he's confessing that hehas feelings for Zenyatta and all the misgivings he has to go alongwith it and he's FREAKING OUT EVEN MORE NOW BECAUSE THIS ISN'T WHATHE MEANT TO DO IT WAS AN ACCIDENT butZenyatta is just/// so flattered/// and so excited and so willing totry this and everything works out beautifully and it's fluffy andperfect The End

who brings flowers home

Zenyatta is the most likely to bringflowers home, by that's more in the interest of having flowers athome than anything necessarilyromantic.  He tends to see flowers, wild or otherwise, and getenraptured by them and decide to decorate their space with them. Genji gets flowers less often, but will often get Zenyatta flowers asa gift on an anniversary or something.  (He likes to bring home live,potted flowers for Zenyatta, since he tends to get melancholy whenthey finally dry up and die.  Although with the sort of lifestylethey live the flowers still have a bad tendency to die.)

who is the best cook

They both suck at cooking. Zenyatta doesn't need to eat, and the Shimada family had people tocook when Genji was young, and then Overwatch had a cafeteria when hewas there.  Genji is the best cook simply by the virtue of beinghuman and having, on the rare occasioned, needed to make food forhimself so as to not die.  Fortunately, neither of them really need“good” food.  As previously state, Zenyatta doesn't eat, andGenji can't actually taste food anymore so it doesn't really matterhow disgusting he makes it, he's not going to know the difference. God help anyone that comes to their place for dinner though.

so... anyone else wanna send me a ship? help ease the painful sting of a new semester with silly inbox games?

#overwatch #zenyatta #genji shimada #genyatta #crychanwastaken #bene speaks #thoughts #omg thank you for this #genyatta is my otp to end otps they are precious and pure #also whoops this ended up being longer than intended #ship ask meme