#and he had time to flirt around

[vermillioncrown]

"you have maybe... too much logic in there"

"i was intimidated by your definitions"

"i can tell you did the homework, but i just want the answer"

"as a notorious math-hater, i was actually excited to finally get to the math"

"you've covered your ass, alright. no one coming after your life for this thesis"

"put 'read the document' in your vocabulary"

#'too much content' is prob a better problem than 'insubstantial' #but i need to cut 90 slides down to 40ish by tomorrow #academic jerky #re: the fanfic thing of impossibly young people in niche professions #i've suffered too much college to suspend disbelief for certain college au's #esp if it gets to the actual academics or research at a higher level #you really really have to have a compelling af plot to keep me there #once i read a fic (hilarious fic) where i think mc was a chem engr major #but he had to work part-time + TA + do his capstone #and he had time to flirt around #nigh impossible

[cheese-water]

HUH??????

#qsmp #fitmc #qsmp fitmc #jschlatt #qsmp elections #guys #smplive enjoyers can you hear me? #I wasn’t around for it but this message needs to reach you #this is now a fitmc appreciation post get in line #I need to watch more of his streams #He makes the jokes we all think but are too afraid to say #Like the time he jokingly asked Philza if he had a feeding kink while flirting with him #like wtf? 😭 #He is no average guy #This man has no shame and he is hilarious

[captainsupernoodle]

an absolute travesty we only had the DoctorDonnax2 for like half an hour total. can you Imagine the chaos. the doctor is all like "he was born in fire and blood and war" because hating himself and his choices is his oldest pastime and lookee here! free doctor he can blame and boot out of the tardis! i think they were indicating that blue had donna's memories, but i adore the concept of them having a twin telepathy thing.

the doctor is right to be scared. there are now two people in the tardis who have ALL the context to call him out about his decisions. one is him, who we already know he Despises. one is his best friend, who's literally carrying a piece of him right after he's had the idea that he turns everyone he lets close into the worst parts of himself planted in his head. both of them are part donna and therefore categorically incapable of letting him comfortably retreat into his drama persona and avoid his problems. both of them are also part timelord and therefore he can't "i'm a 900yo alien from the most advanced civilization in the world, i am Unknowable" his way out of it. there's two of them, so they're ready to tag-team him into oblivion.

picture it. we get another donna season. it's just the doctor trying desperately to run away from his worst nightmare of being Known and Loved and Called Out On His Bullshit and the DoctorDonna twins chasing him down with cheerful bloodlust. incredible.

#doctor who #noodle watches doctor who #noodle speaks #it would strike the absolute perfect mixture of the doctor actually being forced to reckon with his issues and the impact that him refusing #to deal with them has had on people and really digging into what it Means to be The Last Time Lord and why his genuine desire to just help #people backfires so often and how you navigate being objectively more knowledgeable and experienced than the people around you without #trampling on their opportunities to grow or controlling them. and looney tunes shenanigans. there are TWO copies of the DoctorDonna on #the loose. what crimes will they commit. against the doctor's sanity and the laws of physics. #every time he does the “i'm the doctor” bit he has to deal with two people going “and WE'RE the DOCTORDONNA” right after him #nobody says “doctor who??” anymore they're too busy trying to figure out what the deal is with the people who say they have the same name #because they're twins. they both also answer to donna. they have Bits that only people sharing memories and a mindmeld can. #no time to be the timelord victorious when the doctordonna are trying to flirt and eat and party their way across the universe

[vampirictransgenderism]

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#im bitching in the tags abt the nostalgic nintendo yter sue me. sorry if this is how you learn. its rambling at this point. #yes this is about chuggaaconroy. man u fucked up big time!! IT'S CHUGGAACONCLUDED FOR YOU MAN. #tfw ur comfort youtuber you've been watching since you were a 12 year old has a mountain of allegations + #+ proven testimonies about him being a freak w women online and making them VERY uncomfortable w kink rp and disrespecting boundaries #i started watching him during super mario sunshine and had been a fan since. he inspired me recently to pick up BW/B2W2 on DS again. #the motherfucker that got me into game series i would have had no interest in if shown it at face value (xenoblade!! ily!!!!) #i took emily's stuff at as it was given and wanted to wait for more to come out bc she said there were others. then the 2 vtubers came out. #then Masae. She has nothing to lie about with him. She + Antdude + Werster + NCS + Jon have NOTHING to gain from talking about this. #she was his roommate!! and his current roommate NintendoCapriSun is confirming that this all happened!! #CHUGGA GOT CAUGHT IN 4K TOO. he flirted w her during a dnd campaign + the stephenvlogs videos with her in them she looks SO uncomfortable. #i feel so bad for all the artists + fan artists for his most recent LP too. they 100% do not want to be associated with THAT i guarantee. #but ya no longer a fan. hope everyone around him can get proper help + support. TLDR never have idols. you will always be disappointed.

[polite-pandemonium]

There's this TikTok trending sound floating around where the gist is 'can't tell if the friend who is always fake flirting with you is still fake flirting' and I immediately thought of these two. It's practically canon IMHO.

Who is kicking up the fake flirting a notch differs between the two of them on the daily.

#it is my personal headcanon that these two are constantly flirting with each other and causing strangers to just be like SO ARE THEY DATING #OR WHAT? #and of course their friends are like 'ugh no they are just like that' with the tone of people who have seen too much #Daisuke in particular is Over It #will full on leave the room when they start #thinks Takeru brings out the utter worst in Hikari (which he does lbr) #and sometimes they take the flirting too far and who knows maybe they end up fooling around #WHO KNOWS #but also - tri had LOADS of this quasi-flirty banter between them #so it is SLIGHTLY PRACTICALLY CANON #remember Sora's absolutely exasperated face when Hikari warns Meiko to watch out for Takeru? #it's that all of the time #also I wish I could have used caps of them in Kizuna or the Beginning and not caps of them in tri #but they don't have enough scenes together or apart in Kizuna #and the Beginning isn't out yet #so sorry you get this pseudo-meme with the uggo tri animation #and this is from someone who actually enjoyed tri a lot #anyway i have to go run errands I am an Adult #fun fact - I use the same canva account to make this bs that I do to make the reports I put all over my office #that canva account has two selves - employee of a global advertising agency #fandom idiot #digimon #takari #takeru and hikari #takeru takaishi #hikari yagami #takehika

[sysig]

Someone’s looking out for you ♥ (Patreon)

#Doodles #SCII #Helix #ZEX #Crackship #Wally West this time! :D #Their flirting is the cutest <3 <3 #But first! ZEX's uniform!!!!! JKFLdhsafjdf <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 #I've always liked his uniform - he looks beautiful in it it's quite fun to draw it's pretty it's flowy - very good piece of clothing do like #How something as simple as missing it for a week makes such a huge impact <3 Hhghh gods the way he describes getting it back ♥♪♫ #I've never appreciated the Feeling of his uniform on his body before now and hhh what a difference it makes! #Genuinely like a tactile understanding to complement the emotional <3 Feeling and feelings! It's so lovely! Ahh <3 #It goes back to being a question mark over everything once he starts to really think through the implications but for A Moment #And he gets to snuggle a human the same night :D Everything going so well! #Wally's so funny lol he's got ZEX making The most obvious come ons he possibly can flirting his little alien heart out #And he's just like ''But do you actually want to? Do you /really/ want to??'' Haha ♪ #It's very sweet honestly! Very attentive and careful <3 I'm always appreciative of anyone who treats ZEX well ♥ #But no he definitely Does Not mean pretty much anything platonically lol #What was it how did I describe him in my notes and haven't been able to stop laughing about lol - #Ah yes - Wally doesn't need to worry because ZEX is a ''hedonistic pleasurebeast'' lol #I also like how Wally is the first(? if I remember correctly) of ZEX's Type starting to develop haha ♪ #Sure he likes all humans but if he happens to lean one way more than another hehehe ♫ #I'm doubly fascinated by his self-awareness (and lack thereof) around submissiveness - he's very sensitive as a human! #He's still quite aggressive but also easily overwhelmed ♪ It's a very interesting combo to me :3c #And any further insight into his proclivities delights me hehe <3 #Heart eyes ZEX >>>>>> ♥♪♫ #And a few silly little doodles as well :D The first one's just a random chibi lol he's cute! ♪ #The second is of him trying a Starburst hehe he's so cute <3 I was so curious as to how he'd react to candy/sugar so lovely to see! #And thus far he hasn't had any alcohol - good Max has had enough - but I got my favourite Catawba so tipsy doodle it is lol #All the cutests <3 <3

[august-anon]

i keep being like "you are on HIATUS stop checking TUMBLR" but then i keep coming back ever since getting bg3 because I'm like "i need to see what the besties are saying about our dear vampire and also see if folks have stopped sleeping on my darling wyll yet" help i am being consumed by the brainrot

#august rambles #bg3 tickling #i am not romancing astarion yet but i WILL i know i can fix him -- no matter how many times @achilleean yells “NO” at me when i say it lol #but i am romancing wyll on my first playthrough i adore him. but he is killing me with this slow burn #wyll i have either been propositioned by or had to dance out of flirtatious situations with literally everyone else in this camp!!!!!! #stop trying to flirt with lae'zel and shadowheart and make your move on the person paying attention to you already!!!! i am suffering #yes i am in act 1. i only have like 40 or so hours logged #but. my tfb besties. pls stop sleeping on wyll baby boy is LITERALLY wearing a crop top around camp every single night PLEASE #he is a walking ray of sunshine he is my sweet golden retriever he is good with kids and likes helping people #WYLL HAS SUCH A NICE SMILE AND VOICE please i need everyone to love him as much as i do #i hope this post does not breach tfb containment after how many npc name drops i have done lol i am the Nervous

[mewtwo24]

You know reading vol 5 of mdzs before all the rest (don't ask me why I'm a clown and there were Circumstances) has to be the craziest experience of my life. Because it took all of ten minutes of wwx talking to literally hit me so hard in the gut I had to sit down and listen to really loud music for a while to calm down.

Who needs therapy when mxtx is alive and writing, I guess????? 🤡

Can't wait to get to the actual tragic parts I just know I'm gonna be that "help" frog phone meme

#mdzs #i was really out here thinking svsss would be my fave bc of lbh #and then i finally get around to reading mdzs and it blows my expectations out of the fucking water holy actual shit #and i just had this feeling the first time i read parts of it like 'oh. this series is going to kill me. im not coming back from this.' #and here i am booboo the fool getting my clown ass make-up on #idk how to explain it like i just fucking LOVE mxtx's takes on arrogance #that wwx is constantly being perceived as a show off and an incorrigible flirt and a know it all #how wwx cant always help the ways he acts out the desperation that has embedded itself into his very bones #how wwx only ever wanted to do the right thing and that having been so much of his downfall #how his worth and talent would always be eclipsed by virtue of his circumstances #how he's above needing recognition at his core but at the same time longs for an ounce of good will and positive recognition -> #how human he is despite his brilliance. how he never gets it no matter how hard he tries to be worthy. #like to me wwx is emblematic of what it means to be poor/an immigrant in high places #always villified always alien always wrong always unwelcome #no matter how clever or capable or kind youll always be an eyesore because you don't 'act right'. not 'one of them.' you never will be. #i just...the way he just wanted it all to be over by the end. the way he didnt even want to come back to life. that he was sick of it all. #im rattling the bars of my cage i love him I LOVE HIM i love him #i understand you lan wangji (and i love lwj too) #and even lan wangji too like. the way so many of their issues in the beginning stems from that self-same problem #how lwj couldn't live with his out of control feelings how he too couldn't quite lay down his pride #how lwj was also trapped by the expectations of his clan in his own way how so much of their separation was a form of penance #that the calamity of wwx's loss forced him to reconsider everything he thought he knew about himself and his life #how he was left with nothing but regret. how when wwx returns--lwj refuses to leave anything to chance this time #he refuses to let wwx be alone anymore--refuses to let him hurt himself for the sake of others refuses to just let it all happen #even if it means overstepping a boundary or propriety it doesn't matter--as long as wwx stays with him. pride be damned #god i just can't i just can't do it im biting im ripping things apart GOD #will also say the jokes about lwj being like. 'strict moral compass or BUST.' and then wwx literally committing like 17 felonies in the bg #while lwj is like 'crimes? what crimes. nothing to see here.' NEVER stops being funny. like i was pissing myself laughing #i know its a known trope but by god are they hilarious about it #also. lan qiren how many times do your nephews have to go catatonic for you to stop with the catholic guilt and repression

[sparky-is-spiders]

It's been a hectic couple of days but I FINALLY have this one done!! For JE week day 2, up too late/vampires, which is definitely today and not two days ago and I will not hear a word otherwise.

I'm a sucker for both pre-S1 Jonelias and Jonjonah so I couldn't resist adding them both.

This is intended to be semi-chronological (time travel nonwithstanding)? with pre-S1/S1 Jon on the left with S4-S5 Jon on the right, but you could read them as separate AUs. I enjoy Jonjonah with time-travel shenanigans where full Archivist Jon meets Jonah, who is waaaay too invested in flirting with eyeball monsters in Jon's personal opinion.

Can't decide if it would be better for the Beholding to improve Jon' better's vision or if it's still terrible but there is no conceivable glasses design that would not be massively annoying for them (just a constant mesh of glasses frames over their field of vision. I honestly think I'd go insane). Either way they glow slightly naturally but are glowing even more to help them see the document (and also because I think green light effects are cool; sue me).

Also went with the Scottish Wildcat for Jonah's fursona! Some artistic license was taken on the design, but most of it isn't very visible.

#It is very late in both of these and also here in real life #but I REALLY wanted to get this out today #context for left scene: Jon is doing some work in Elias' office very late and he came to say goodnight #I like to imagine that Jonah kept some of his furniture even as he switched bodies because it means I can use the exact same desk design in #the exact same position instead of drawing a brand new one #context for right scene: Jonah said something forward and Jon realized that he's actually been flirting the /entire time/ Jon has been ther #and also Jon having way too many eyes on their face and all of them looking shocked is funny #also it isn't directly relevant to the images but Jonjonah ARE t4t. #just so you're aware #also put Jonah in a nightshirt because I Did Not Want to be researching regency era clothing at 8 in the evening and also have no experienc #with drawing clothes ever. I draw dragons and it is normal for dragons to be naked. is the Thing. #speaking of. you'll NEVER guess what my plans for the fantasy prompt are. (it's dragons. my entire life revolves around dragons of course I #had to make them dragons) #anyway I'm running out of things to say. Time for sorting tags: #jonelias #jonjonah #joneliasweek2023 #joneliasweek #also for anyone who didn't see my first thing: #jon is a tortoiseshell cat #elias is a common genet #jonah's species was explained earlier #I made them anthro because I can't draw humans. Also I don't want to draw humans. #ok I HAVE to go to bed now #goodnight #(why is Jenny only being a lap cat when I need to get up and Do THings???? she's so cute and soft it's unfair)

[systemofshadow]

any other systems / collectives / etc have alters / facets / headmates / etc who come out literally Just to do a bit. like the commitment to the bit is what they're here for

#i put real ramble in tags like always but #i was in the car and listening to music and yknow. much like any singlet i know you get the music videos! in the brain. #but. the thing is they're a group project now. you understand. #its different than *me* (s) just imagining a music video like playing with dolls. of the mind. this... its participatory. you get it. #anyway t is pretty much a frequent flyer only because he's constantly deciding he's the star of brain music videos #also. ok. if u havent like stalked this blog u may not know but our basement in headspace is a karaoke bar bc i heard another system had on #and we were like “you can do that???” so we built one #and now. much of the time. it is a Performance for many a song #this isnt just t btw. every fictive. and two npcs(?) all from the same source (of course.) are like. it's my time to shine #and again it is very much different than when like i choose to imagine a music video cause i do that often too. but im never Surprised #by the music video im making. bc im making it! im making conscious artistic choices #but when t or n or m just Appear to make the song about them. im surprised. i oft laugh at their sudden choreography. yknow? #also t will sometimes just steal the mouth for one second to blurt out a bad joke and then run away leaving me to deal with the consequence #if ur gonna badly flirt w our irl partner you have to at least stick around. take responsibility!! you dick!! /lh #anyways #system stuff #s post

[hiraya-rawr]

IM DONE WITH MY EXAMS AND DEADLINES, IM FINALLY FREE FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR– AFTER WEEKS OF GRINDING AND NON STOP DEADLINES I feel like crying 😭

#i also had the most eventful day #i flirted with the cutest barista with this amazing smile #his biceps remind me of al haitham shhh u didnt hear that #also became ig friends with this guy #who i met in a party #while i was doing my finals #picture hira in a party while still doing deadlines #got back to my unit pretty late #but i spent so much time talking to my friends #i love them fr #also the most embarrassing thing happened when this janitor #picked up trash around me and said “wow beautiful” #and i said thank you #AND HE LOOKED UP AT THE LCHRISTMAS LIGHTS AND SAID “WOW THE LIGHTS ARE BEAUTIFUL” #and i was like 😭 so done #i stood and left and all my friends laughed with the janitor like #whose side are u on?? #might delete later since im oversharing #anyway im so glad the last day of finals was fun #im flying back home tomorrow so it's a good way to end the term

[antoncrane]

Work has been eating all of my extra spoons lately but, ayy yoo, small Dove.

#TTD is visibly is funking up the vision in his one eye #So he's been spending a lot of time with Phineas trying to work out how to make it not do that #Anton is a lil' jealous over the extra time they're spending together but then he feels wildly guilty b/c #he knows it's for legit medical reasons and not just friendship flirt time lol #(Side story of him working on that and learning how to communicate in a relationship) #Anubis had puppies so now there's a litter on mini mini Canids running around the Unreliable #Dove *hasn't* lost any more fingers since y'all last saw him -- so good going Dove #Holding onto those eight #Protag Dove #The Outer Worlds

[boysdontcryboycry]

The most important relationship in Robin's life is her friendship with Steve and always will be. Die mad

idk buddy it seems like you're the one who's actually really mad that someone doesn't give a shit about a spoiled mediocre cishet white man and thinks that maaaaybeeeee the show should explore the one lesbian's relationships outside of the one spoiled mediocre cishet white man she's been shackled to since her introduction. idk tho.

#this is a steve harrington hate blog and i won't apologize for it. die mad? #and no disrespect to maya hawke but lol we've had two seasons of their friendship getting airtime. some variety would be nice. #like this isn't even avout me being a rockie fan. it's about how every other character has multiple friends outside of their romances. #ok maybe not really jonathan but at least he has his family AND he does have some relationship with will's friends #all robin is allowed is her one spoiled mediocre cishet white man bestie and her crush? nah son #also steve is bones #like robin and nancy start making headway into a friendship but robin spends half the time implying she should get back with smchwm? #because they've made it so robin's character revolves around steve. giving steve advice he doesn't listen to. matchmaking for steve. #even when she starts flirting with her loce interest in the end they spend twenty seconds on steve's reaction. #robin isn't allowed to have anything for herself. and it's bullshit.

[saviorkink]

x

#so its been 3 months exactly since me & my ex like... said farewell #very dramatically #i just found out he blocked me on tiktok. 2 months ago i would've been devastated but now i just feel kinda bummed out #like is this really how 4 years of best friendship & 1 year of dating fuckery ends? damn lol it wasn't even all that #but mostly i just think its extremely pathetic & childish and LOSERRRR BEHAVIORRRR . for a 100k tiktok acc #to block a 150 follower account that doesnt even follow him + doesnt interact #like ok you said you weren't in love with me?? yet you feel the need to block me 3 months after the fact #im minding my business unless he breaks first (which has been the case a few times) #its still hard to get over him but he's making it easier every day! #just yesterday i was on the train On my way! to a concert & i remembered the afternoon before my harry concert in june last night #the mutual interest if you will had been re-established like a week prior & i texted him if he wanted to hang out and he said yes (ofc) #and the tension.......... GOD I MISS THATHSFDJKFS #walking around decathlon flirting oh it was SO STUPIDDD. THE GIGGLES. personally i've never really experienced that on that level before bc #like it's the best friends to lovers thing its the fact that we both felt the energy shift very clearly and were leaning into it #but not actually doing anything about it yet #just making stupid jokes flirting giggling but acting like actually nothing is going on #when i damn well know that if any of my friends saw us that afternoon they would've side eyed us SOOOOO HAARDDDDD #not to wax poetic over the guy who fucked me over so many times but. the electric energy ..... #i'm probably not going to feel That ever again #whatever! whatever #txt

[maddisandy]

everyone has some pretty reasonable dynamics and then there's soleil and gale

#plum charas #detailing in tags #soleil and astarion consider each other partners and equals beyond just lovers #but i went by the chart for this one rather than changing things for them #soleil did find amusement in gales nerdy flirting and thought it was cute but when given an ultimatum he chose astarion #gale got very upset about tav and astarion dating in my game after flirting with them constantly #so for a short period of time things were kind of awkward between them #but now they consider each other like close family friends (gale still likes soleil but respects their feelings) #halsin and soleil consider each other friends. both are attracted to each other but halsin moreso than soleil #jaheira and soleil consider each other friends but they didn't bomd as much as everyone who was around earlier (esp origin charas) #still they hold each other both in high regards and respect for each other #karlach and wyll both are very good friends to soleil. however i found them late in act 1 (i didn't know where to find them before) and by #then i already had much more relationship built with the party i was running with (shadowheart laezel and swapping gale and astarion #depending on the fight and if i need another spellcaster or a mobile melee) #plus i had kitted laezel to be my tank and soleil is already a warlock so i really didnt have them in my party except to do their personal #quests #but i still got pretty high approvals from them so theyre still very good friends #karlach went to avernus with wyll in my playthrough so i like to think every once and awhile the pop back up on the prime material for a hi #and vice versa with soleil and astarion finding a way to avernus to say hello #soleil also had a small puppy love crush on wyll but it was mostly attraction since they didn't persue anything #laezel and shadowheart are both very best friends with soleil and laezel still keeps in contact using the rary bond ring #both liked soleil in early game but soleil admitted they were nblm so they weren't interested back #laezel still feels admiration for them as a leader and helping in freeing orpheus and aiding laezel however they can against vlakith but #doesnt oersue for obvious reasons. shadowheart just overcame her feelings and treasures their friendship more #and sorry to minthara but i killed her. whoops #over all i like to think everyone (especially the origin charas) (minus minthara ofc) meet up regularly for reunions at whoevers home to #catch up and be together and very found family vibes. plus with the rary bond ring they can still talk whenever theyd like anyways #because im a sucker for found family #i also have my headcanons for everyone dynamics together outside of tav but. for another time #a very pan rambles set of tags

[hellsfiction]

It’s always ‘How did Stede row all that way across the ocean and just happen to find the crew’ and never ‘How did Jim manage to get from Nassau to the Revenge with seemingly no boat and with no one noticing them board the Revenge at all?’ They’re queer babes, they can just do that <3

#OFMD #Our flag means death #Jim jimenez #Stede Bonnet #Um duh it's called gaydar #this is directly because I've finished my 5th rewatch with my dad #Watching OFMD with my dad was interesting #Explained the history of queerbaiting and he accepted it with no problem #which is weird because I feel like most queer people - myself included - didn't even really believe queerbaiting was real #until like the third time we were burned #my dad was just like 'oh yeah that sounds exactly like what some dumbass studio would do' #'don't doubt it for a moment' #and he accepted the romance between Stede and Ed without batting an eyelid #yet he really could not wrap his head around the idea of narrative convenience #I've also had to reiterate several times that OFMD flirts with historical accuracy but it's not in a commited relationship with it #after the fifth time he tried to fact check OFMD online I gave up