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extremelyclingy · 1 year
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if i fought a cat id probably lose
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picckler · 13 days
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hey
the shit ton of art youre all about to get has roleplay lore i have to explain
quick disclaimr: i mnew none of these peopl. not a single personn. we couldnt plan any of yhis out before hand, nor would we if he couldve.bthis was all made on a whim, so some ends will unfortuabtely be loose, and not everything will nake sense. ill probably adjust lore in the futurebbecause i actually like this idea in yhe future, though
lore under cut
miku is asleep in her bedroom, peaceful and happy
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someone breaks in
someone will not get a name because they are not important. well acrually they can get miku fan #1
more people brake in, stars getting freaky
ANOTHER person breaks in. tis equius, bu miku does not yet know his name. mike fan #2
"okay, fuck you guys. whorver leaves first if yje 1 fan and gets a sloppy makeout from me"
miku fan #2 immediately exits the room, followed by miku fan #1
"ok you horned bigch yiu win come bere"
im not iving detaiils on ther makeuot
"woha.. whats ur name.." miku asks, asyonished by k actually i dont need to write a whole fanfic in here. what the fuck am i doing man
tjey kiss, miku finds out name, they get frwaky, MORE PEOPLE FUCKING BREAK IN AND START PARTUINH. they are important actually. their names are jake english and aradia, rveealed by them talking to each other
equius and milu find a new home, get freaky again??
miku tries to get equius to dom, equius is hesitant, miku yells at him. first signal of mikubeing toxic, bht equius ignores it. they cuddle instead
miku leaves for 'food', but is rlly cheating at a mcdonalds w jake. in front of aradia (WHO HAS A CRISH ON JAKE!!!) aradia leaves 'to give them lrivacy' bit actually tells equius
equius is like nahh its good its MIKu. im honored to just b in her prescense. meanwhile miku is callling equius a pathetic loser
miku comes back, accuses equius of cheating w aradia in a huge outburst (they werent, aradia was just telling him. they were a good distance away too). aradia flees, equius takes the verbal abuse again, miku chases aradia and screams at her in fromt of jake. jake calls it hor, they get freKy AGAIN, miku bites jakes tongue off and cuts his dick off, leaves back to equius eelictantly bc "hes probably getting worried.."
miku comes back, makes a nice drugged dinner for equius
equius KNOWS itxs drugged but is like "nah babe its good. you just didnt measure shit right. uhh but i do feel dizzy" miku tales him upstairs, chops off his dick so other girls cant touch jt also before this she banned equius from talking or looking at other girls
she then chops off his horns and legs, carries him to coffe shop, kills a worker there bc equius told him everything and he was gna call the police, goes back home, leaves to cheat again, RATS COME IN AND RUIN IT ALL, miku flees, the goes back to jake who is PISSED and now dating aradia bc aradia is the only sane one. besides the fact that she out nair in mikus shampoo and miku is now bald , and aradia explained miku was juts using him for sex. moku is PISSED, goes back to equius (who was in a jail cell??), equius helps her ruin aradia and jake by trying to ceget arafis to cheat w equius, fails bc jake made friends w the rats and sicced them on equius, so equius fleed, miku verbally abuses him again , jake and aradia aarrive on the scene w tha ratd. miku screams at everyone, then turns to aradia and.. applogizes. she apologizes for everything. aradia laos alologizes for making her bald. they start to flort, leave the boysin the house ( also th boys are fogjting each other and the rats are atta king equius), aradia and miku get freekayy . also i wna mention that aradia was played by a girl named super freaky girl 2 ehich is finny as fuck to me, miku leaves, finds equius om the floor, breaks up w him, breaks the news that their relationship actualy sucks ass a d they both need mental health, and just as everything is looking up-
miku is sniped by one of the rats
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mallowmaenad · 8 months
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my new political ideaology is that I get a device called the dipshit detector that removes self-important white people’s ability to use cellphones for 1 month and I don’t fucking care if this is a fascist dictatorshit i actually would turn joe biden into joe woke and donald trump into pronoun trump if i see one more loud mouthed straighty act like their opinion fucking matters im introducing their shy 9 year old son to my little pony i cant fucking take this shit yes fuck it throw republicans in concentration camps they’re practically begging for it they wont shut the fuck up about how theyre gonna be hunted down and killed wish granted bitch blam blam its wabbit season bitch im sick of liberals im sick of voting im sick of norway if youre even slightly uncomfortable around gay people you should be set on fire black power asian power jewish power latino power and i fucking mean it im not just buying the stupid 30$ tshirt on fckhate.com the worst thing to ever happen in american history is abraham lincoln not publicly executing every confederate general and outlawing slavery full stop we literally live in starship troopers we are trapped in a shitty gmod half life dark rp server yeah I do think you’re basically a terrorist if you go to disney land and i also think that if the first words out of your mouth when the rustbelt gets set on fire is “those dirty rednecks deserve it�� ill show you a fucking redneck you fucking yank prick you fucking racist i wish hilary clinton would explode on live tv charitys are fucking fake theyre as fake as those cardboard towns in north korea oppenheimer was a limpdick pussy and fallout is becoming a game franchise that fetishizes the mass genocide of asians and i want todd howard pinned under a large rock for it spec ops the line wasn’t ugly enough there is a conspiracy started by the cosmetics, nutrition and fashion industry in collaboration with the upper class descendants of fucking typhoid “moneybags” marys to fool the masses that fat people aren’t hot as fuck. My body and mind and soul degrade with the week because of yhe shit ass menial labor yhey made me do and the fucking lead in gasoline and world war 1 started a chain reaction of fathers beating their kids and wives because it’s cheaper to buy a gun than go to therapy because we’re fucking warhammer orks without any of the endearing mental stupidity we live in mordor. we live in fucking mordor. it literally does not matter who is president our two political parties are Nazis and Neo-Nazis bernie sanders was the closest thing to a centrist this country has ever seen. capitalism grinds up joy into a paste to divvy out on 500$ gucci toothpicks public urination should be legal rent is theft corporations are agents of satan who is jesus christ who is not jesus of nazareth jesus christ is the poster boy of white supremacy i fucking hate Hamilton white people should listen to MORE rap i want to get my dick sucked at a death grips concert. Laundromats and burger joints where you can get a meal for 5$ are far more important than police stations and walmart. pop anarchists want to personally confiscate your wheelchair uou fuckers treat yhis like a game fuckin e girls with hammers and sickles in their icons arguing about what form of communism or socialism or whateverism is right when bitch that is a pipe dream you are going to die in captivity arguing about which dragon ball z character is the strongest (girl broly) at least go punch a hole in your wall and fuck it to prove you’re human you facebook fetishist jesus christ every other day i want a biblical death just so my fucked up thouhhts mean something i need a fuckingjason vorhees bitch wheres the yandere tea party this is all so fucked up its not fucking real the christian god hates you whoever says otherwise is trying to make you a fucking slave. Mormonism and scientology should be wiped off the map any religion formed after the invention of the gun is a fucking pyramid scheme i wish i was a 9 foot toll shark lady with hugebrealssta so i could fucking knock over thechrystler building
DO 9/11 AGAIN
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societysonlooker · 1 year
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2) What is your favorite fic of yours?
3) What fic of yours do you think is underrated?
6) Do you outline your fics? If so, how?
8) Do you take inspiration from real life? If so how do you incorporate it into your fics?
Oh hey anon!
2) So, while I don't really have any comfort fics, but one series that lives rent free in my head is Caged Robins by independent_variables. Here's the description:
Caged Robins don't sing, they beat their wings against the bars.
Or:
Jack Drake meets Robin.
And another favorite of mine is 16 November 1581 by DairyFarmer. If you like Good Dad Bruce fics and you like hurt/comfort, this is for you. It's just, a stellar fic all in all. Tw for child abuse, though. Description:
Bruce blacked out. He wasn’t sure what happened after those words left Jack’s mouth. All he knew was that the next thing he remembered was being pulled off of Jack Drake by several police officers.
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Tim goes missing and there were times that Bruce wished he wasn’t such a good detective.
There's a lot more fics from a few different fandoms I could rec if people were interested, but these are ones I've remembered and read Recently. shoutouts to
the ENTIRE Where's My Goddamned Dinosaur series by njw (18+ yall)
Loading and Aspect Ratio by JUBE514
M&M by Impravidus
The Entirety of Liminal Spaces by Calamityjim
Worlds Finest Three by SuperRobinSmash (18+ yall)
Whatever Happened To Tim Drake? By TinHatFlash (READ THE FUCKING TAGS YALL). I frankly consider the best example of an honest to god Greek tragedy that I've ever seen in modern writing (and I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR THAT SHIT) because every "mistake" the characters make is an action that have no choice but to make because they are who they are and they're trying to do the next best thing in a horrible situation and it is an ever-evolving downward spiral. Seriously, I cannot sing enough praise for this fic.
Additional shoutouts to Heartslogos, Petra, and Teland, who's fics dragged me, joyfully, into this fandom, what with my then-limited-to-Teen-Titans-Cartoon knowledge of dc comics, and honestly so many others who's names I recognize, but can't pull from yhe top of my head right now.
Ok ok,
3) so, the first thing is I actually have irl friends who follow this account, so on the off chance they see this, I'm not gonna talk about my own works, *but*, I do think that one of my short-story/longfics is over-rated. It's got 2 chapters, is unfinished, hasn't updated in years, is full of mistakes and stilted sentences, is frankly a longfic i didnt commit to and need to seriously rework before i continue, and it has as many kudos as all my other works. Don't get me wrong, I'm thankful for all of them, and I'm really happy that the story made so many people happy! I just think it's definitely one of my rougher pieces, and hopefully now that my schedule is even-ing out i can finally dedicate some time to working on that.
6) yes and no, sometimes I get an idea and inspiration for a short fic and am writing whatever comes to mind in a matter of minutes, and finish it in a caffein induced haze within the week. Sometimes I write a full NotFic (a beat sheet, if you will) and never write a full story. Sometimes I write a notfic, edit it a couple of times, then write a fic. Sometimes I copy/paste the thing into a new doc and just restructure the sentences into the right perspectives, paragraphs, and descriptions, and Bam! Story. And sometimes I do an actual point by point outline of "these are the beats I want to hit, the how doesn't matter, just figure out the details as you go and Get To This Place, and that's the kind of thing that usually leads to my fics that deal more with emotional trauma than anything else, I want the characters to feel a certain way then interact with each other, and I ask myself how I can bring them to that point. The story usually builds itself after that.
8) Oh yeah, all the time. I started writing by writing poetry to express myself, and the media I consumed was, generally, along the same vein. As a kid I liked pieces that were both escapism, and something that tackled my day-to-day problems. So give me magic and dragons, but give me academic pressure and strained interpersonal relationships, too. To this day, that is still my taste in media. I use fiction-writing as a way to vent my own thoughts, emotions, and traumas. I'm always inspired by the world around me, in that sometimes i see a pretty dress and have to think "do I want to wear this dress, or do I want to see a pretty girl in this dress?" And then write both. Sometimes I go "man, that was fucked, Imagine if I made a fictional character go through that too?" And then make the character go through something infinitely worse, yet still come out on top. In that sometimes I find that I'm writing a lot of a trope I enjoy, and then I start examining what about the trope i like, and nine times out off ten some other long-forgotten trauma comes flying out of the woodwork. When I'm writing, I'm doing it to tell a story, yes, but also to examine some aspect of people. Their inner thoughts, the way we interact with each other, our wants and needs, how we treat each other in a society l, and why some normal human things are taboo when the same society allows atrocities. I don't necessarily think stories need to so much have a progression as they need to simply convey something to the reader, much like poetry, and I think that really impacts my writing.
Anyway, sorry that was so long! I have a lot of feelings about fanfic 😂 thanks for the ask nonny!!!
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theragegur · 2 years
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Man, i am really sorry to anyone who followed me for art, memes n giggles but giddam shit is tense down here.
I no joking tone. During these last 4 years we have probably faced no less than 6 coup atempts and inssessant attacks at out democratict institutions at the hands of mr. Fucking president Jair Bolsonaro.
This fucking COWARD did so much shit that there are now NAZIS oit in daylight.
I repeat
NAZIS.
IN BRAZIL
In no moment I was mistaken about the sheer evil of this man during these 4 years, but yhe more i see the more horrified I grew. He literally is using word by word facist propaganda and tatics to pull himself up abd demonize the competition.
He feed thosands of impressonable, already terrible people, what they wanted to hear- and forced milions more to histeria trough fear mongering.
He created a monster, and now this monster is getting out of his control.
Since the election resilts were anounced, leaders everywhere reconized Lula as the new president, ecept Bolsonaro.
He did not admit defeat, and now there are pepple blocking roads clamkng for militar intervention, for a new elecrion.
They are causing chaos, supply shortage. They are impeding people woth CANCER to go to their treatments. People who had important apointments, organ transplants, SUPPLY FOR VACCINES.
They are intimidating, harassing and ATTACKING people who just want to get home. Who just want to work. People already died. Children included. OH
OH YEAH FORGOT TO MENTION. THEY ARE TAKING CHILDREN TO THESE ILEGAL COUP ATEMPTS. THEY ARE USING CHOLDREN AS MEAT SHIELDS, SO THE POLICE CANT ACT.
SPEAKING OF POLICE- MOTHERFUCKERS ARE WATCHING ALL THIS GO DOWN AND DO NOTHING. THEY ARE FUCKING HELPING THE TERRORISTS, VUZ THQT WHAT THEY ALL ARE. TERRORITS.
People areiterally dying because of yhis and they wont stop. Bolsonaro dont even ask for them to stop, "get out of the roads but kerp prptesting" HES LIVING ON BORROWED TIME.
Hes afraid and wants- NEEDS- this coup, vause he knows hes going to jail the moment he steps down from office.
We are in chaos here. I pray this dont gets worse.
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floridensis · 2 years
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m relieved that someone did adopt two of tgemfrom the family. i have to save the otherctwo. they probably would let people adopt the ome if they fucking answered thevdoor but yhe one that had the injured leg they dont care about is theurs and they wont give it up.
its evil but i hope a kid sees it before an adult can just cover it up. it needs to stick. it needs to matter. the adults need to face what theyve done rather than just wave it off.
its out of my habds now though. its on their doorstep. whoever sees it sees it.
its a few hours old at most. rigor set in so i couldnt get it in yhe bag (i took the bag with me, im not letting it be concealed). it still had eyes but was in the process of not having them.
i have to leave a report to save the other two. i can leave a message with the sheriff department now or call a different county office on monday. idk what the other office is exactly. ill do more research then weigh my options because dont want to call police but i have nowhere for them to go, i cant steal them, even if i dont care about how it will affect my health i cant store them anywhere i dont know anyone who will take them and i will legally have stolen thrm and im too entangled itll be obvious im the one who did it
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californiablog2 · 5 hours
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suck a fucking dick i stay home all day if the cops arrest you cause of what you fucjing do how is that people probelms i do t fucing know anyone or talk to anyone are you all retarded its youre selfs and getting your selfs in trouble you fucking retsrds
IM JUST CHILLIN ALONE ALL DAY ITS NOY Y FAULT YOU GET INTO TORUBLE IN TOWN OR ANY FUCKING PWRSON ANY QHERE IN AMERICA DO I EVEN FUCJING KNOW YLU OR ARE YOU A FUCKING TWEEKER?
WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING DO I EVEN FUCKING KNOW YOU OR WHATS WRONG EITH YOU ARE YOU ON FUCKKG DEIGS AND JUST BOTHERING RANDOM PEOPLE?
I DONT EVEN HANG OUT WITH ANYONE GO FUCK OFFF ITS NOT MY PORBLEM YOU GET YOUR SELFS FUCKING KILLED OR ARRESTED ITS YOU FUCKING PEOPLE LYING ABOUT EACH OTHER OR EVEN GETTING EACH OTHER INTO TROUBLE FUCK OFF
I DONT KNOW ANYONE OR ANYTHING ABOUT PEOPLE FUCK YOU
DONT LET THE DRUGS YOURE ALL ON OR IF YOURE DOING THEM OR GETTING FUCKING ARRESTED MESS WITH YOURE MINDS
DRUGS ARE ILLEGAL YOU FUCKING RETARDS I DONT CARE IF PEOPLE ARE ON THWM JUST DONT ACT LIKE ITS MY FAULT YOU ALL HAVE PROBELMS THWYRE DRUGS YOU FUCKING RETARDS I DONT DO THEM OR EVEN AM AROUND THEM HOW IS THAT MY FAULT YOURE ON FUCKING DRUGS OR IF YHE POLICE ARREST PEOPLE?
I DONT EVEN KNOW WHOS ON FUCKING DRUGS RIGHT NOW OR WHO DOES THEM
AND I DONT FUCKING CARE WHILE YOU ALL FUCKING LIE HOW IS THAT MY FAULT PEOPLE ARE ON DRUGS I DIDNT TELL ANYONE TO DO FUCKING DRUGS AND LIE ALL FUCKING DAY OR NIGHT
DONT LET THISE DRUGS MAKE YOU LIE ABOUT ME
WHILE YOU ALL LIKE LIKE GAY JOTOS EVRYDAY IF PEOPLE SEE YOURE ON DRUGS AND CANT STOP LYING LIKE THAT MAYBE PEOPLE ARE GOING TO WANT TO FUCKING KILL YOU IF NO ONE DOWS SHIT AND YOU ALL WONT STOP LYING OR WHAT IF THEY START DOING DRUGS AND FUCKING KILL YOU
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yxamilover420 · 9 days
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The thing is my nudes aren’t even in my regular camera role I did tell him the password to my phone but specifically had to go into the hidden section of my phone, he knew what he was doing from the get go :/ and then he cornered me in my room when I was changing to get into the pool and was like I want to see your pussy, and I was like no and he’s like you’ll see mine. I fucking jokingly sat on his lap and this mfer was dry humping the hell out of me (is that right) either way he was bouncing me a lot, that doesn’t even put into yhe time this bitch pranced right into the shower with me and then at graduation practice was like she tried to touch my butt or finger me or sum shit. I don’t know I told him specifically that he seems like the type to tie up someone and basically SA them and he was like the tying up bit is too much work, didn’t say he wouldn’t SA someone which is another level. Also told him the only way he’d fuck me was if he did that, anyway I think he’s super sexually attracted to me and idk what to do :).
Get the police involved?
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ssolventss · 2 months
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im not upset about the breakup, i felt like it was inevitable, im more upset about what it shows on how you see me
what do you even think of me. the fact that you think wed just keep talking?? the fact that every time we talked you said oh i expected us to talk again? yhe last time we talked you saying it wont be the last time talking about this?
whats wrong with you genuinely
you dont listen to me and its obvious, your busy stuck in your head trying to find reasons and reasons and dont realise that youre hurting yourself
i get it. i really do but jesus christ that doesnt give you the right to police how i interact with my friends. Yes i know its better for me to talk with others but i just dont find the need to, its not things that concern other people
i dont get how you want to stay friends how you want to talk but at the same time avoid me and wont make the fucking effort
every action you make is so confusing
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smilingdog123 · 1 year
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omfg i fucking hate my brother ive been on yhe couch watching videos thinking that there were a bunch of police outside for like 15 minutes but it was just him playing beamNG.drive. great
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What's the matter? Need your lightning faggot?
Powerless without control over my vehicle's electronics or any electronics?
Powerless without the mediums used to obtain knowledge or information?
How does it feel?
Are you lost with out my light source? It's 4am, lights out and have been inactive online since early evening, and I don't need to tuck your husband or wife into bed with them putting me in the middle or wake them up for work in the morning.
Who the fuck wants to live in your boy in bubble Truman show world?
How would you like it, being gaslighted and treated deaf, dumb, and blind while everybody lies to you like it's second nature to them and get away with treating you like a prisoner in some Lawless mafia princesse's coke dealing organized crime world criminalizing your life everyday to stalk, harass or intimidate to keep you under their thumb and under their control? As if it's for my safety? Or so you can have access to somebody else's money and financial resources and any power it gives them over who you pick on.
I had some wealthy asshole parents that abused their place over me, being over "protective" and overly invasive because they "loved" me, opposed to profiting off of it and keeping himself from being crucified for it or his illegal criminal activity and private detectives playing "guardian angel" who's asshole attitudes he cannot police or control if any one of you decides to backstab my ass with the power, connrctions or resources given to play glorified babysitter and psycho stalker prison grabass. Why the fuck should I help you?
You're a goddamn djinn. Why should I help you? You've been nothing but a source of evil and an enemy to me. The birds outside are reacting to my light source on the other side of my window at 4am.
Why are you abusing them for my attention? So your stupid ass falcon can find them and eat them?
Is that supposed to make me believe in you or your existence and worship you? Or give you sacrifices or offerings? What the fyck do you want you stupid evil piece of shit? All you're going to do is make problems and obstacles in my life. Life-draining vampiric piece of shit. Is that supposed to make me sin for you and give you porn to feed upon or see through my eyes since your church won't let you look at those things abusive faggot? Is that supposed to make me kill another life for you to feed you? More waste of my time and my money with no benefit to my life whatsoever. Why yhe fuck should I obey you? Why the fuck should I worship you? You Haye the government. You hate the things I love and support and show interest in. Music, culture. Language. Government, Law, visual aesthetic...what the fuck do you like? What the fuck do you want or cant you say it, faggot? To do your shinto rituals or so your christianity can desecrate and shit all over it with your dickheaded djinn ass? I don't know dickhead, you know better than me, why did I stop giving you any attention? All you do is try to shove things I don't like upon me and intentionally fuck up.
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jimgandolfini · 4 years
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so my brother was walking in our suburban neighborhood with friends who had previously played ding dong ditch on a house. while walking half a block away, three grow men ran out from their garage and tackled my brother and prevented him from using his phone.
as we spoke to the 6 cops who came, one was a particular prick. when we asked what the consequences 3 adults pursuing, shoving to the ground, and detaining a 16 year old would be he immediately said “well what would you do? imagine someone was breaking in your house to kill you”
about teenagers who were walking on a sidewalk in a suburban development, 5 houses away and ran once grown men pursued him.
every time I cut him off to say “but was that the case? That’s not what was happening is it?” He three his hands up, rolled his eyes and said I’m done. As another cop calmly explained the situation, this guy chimes in again from the back without being asked spouting the same speculative, leading opinion (bullshit) and again reacting in annoyance when that was pointed out. He then began snickering with the cop he stood by.
He also lied about having taken my brothers report because he was upset we had the audacity to even ask if he listened to both sides.
You’re not a lawyer. You’re a cop. Your opinion does not matter. Your hyperbole is trash. You deal in facts. You’re not in a courtroom. You don’t take sides by speculation. And you only exist to serve us motherfucker.
so now I’m contemplating next steps
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moonenjoyer · 5 years
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ok so no
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cliveguy · 6 years
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ur all so fake w ur romeo and juliet this.. shrek and fiona that.... what abt nick and danny frm hot fuzz??? huh???
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twentymuleteamborax · 3 years
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dog articles keep comin
a police dog attacking a kid reminded me of this video I saw once where one of those mouthy "I know my rights" white dude wouldn't get out of his car rattling off statutes to cops who didn't care about the law and then they jammed their german shepherd inside his car
It always makes me question what kind of armor those guys think they've got when they think cops'll just go "oh you're right SB6589 specifically forbids what I'm doing"
no they're gonna let a dog maul your arm for 12 minutes while screaming at you not to resist
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