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ha-hatdog · 4 years

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haru kato hcs

- what is it like to be dating haru kato?

omg excited about this cuz i want me some haru content. pretty boi needs tons of love and affection. we need more haru kato content. i demand it!

requested by @beef-tomatoes : can you do haru kato dating headcanons. here you have the frog man🐸 < |> /\ the frog man says: have a nice day💖😌✌

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first things first - congrats on getting this man to be your boyfriend because boy oh boy you gonna get the best domestic life ever

haru kato is a simple man with a simple life who knows his responsibilities so expect perfect husbando and waifu qualities

cooking for you is his favorite thing to do. he loves being able to alleviate your stress, especially after a particularly troubling day at work/university

he loves it when you cook for him too. it makes him feel special and his heart just soars. this man will not leave the kitchen just so he can watch you working your magic with ingredients and spice while wearing that dumb dreamy face. he holds himself back from sliding behind you and embracing you because you look so good with an apron for the reason he doesn't want to distract you but most of the time he just does it because you're too cute

if you know how to cook, he'll give you tips here and there but will leave you to your cooking majority of the time

if you can't cook, expect a full blown cooking lesson from him because he said he won't be able to cook for you all the time and he'll be damned if you always order take out or buy those just microwave packages in convenient stores

if your cooking turned out good, haru will eat seconds and thirds, complimenting you every now and then after gulping down what he was chewing. will definitely ask you to cook more for him and if you can't, he'll brush it off saying maybe next time but internally he was pouty because he wants more. probably thinking of marrying you already

if your cooking turned out bad, he will tell you it could use a little more work, offer himself to help you, but he'll still eat it because you made it for him aww. still probably thinking of marrying you

dates with haru is sort of rare. crime doesn't sleep and nor does he so most of your dates are at his place - just watching a movie and eating whatever he cooked

he always has to have a hand on you or an arm over your shoulder. gotta make sure you're really there

but if he does have time, he will take you out on a simple date that benefits both of your interests. haru won't say but he'll always lean more in your interests in dates because he feels so bad for depriving you of his quality time. this is how he silently atones, plys he buys you small and thoughtful gifts

remember when i said crime doesn't sleep nor does he? well, haru gets tired often. it was natural because of his field of work. haru will hesitate to go to your place because he needs some loving and some caring but doesn't want to be a bother so he calls you to ask permission before going

will want to sleep with you once he gets there but you force him to eat because he needs to he healthy to continue being a detective. he will grumble while you make him food but his heart is soft that you think about his well being

"my girlfriend is best girl" he whispers in a slur, trying to keep himself from falling asleep in the dining room while eating

will drag you to your bed after eating and will pull you down with him on the bed. haru will have his arms draped around you and snuggle in your chest. he will let out a content sigh if you snuggle back and run your fingers through his hair

haru just want cuddles with his girlfriend after a hard day at work. spoil him please

haru will be happy if he wakes up and you're still in his arms but will scoff if you are not. haru will stand up no matter how tired he still is and drag you back to bed to continue your cuddle

tell me haru won't try pranking you and feeling bad after it

head pats while saying "sorry babe, i didn't mean to, i'm sorry, yes yes, i'll be a better boyfriend from now on. come here and give me a hug"

whenever you two bathe together, he loves it when you clean his back because he can feel the stress go bye bye with your soft fingers

he washes your hair and he sometimes tries to make stupid hairstyles with your lathered tresses and you'll always rate them

most of the times you take baths together, it is nonsexual. he just appreciates you being there

but haru will slip in a few rounds whenever you two feel like getting it on

soft dom but probs hiding a few kinks

forehead kisses is his favorite because he gets to see your happy face looking up at him whenever he pulls away

haru is definitely a tease whenever you try to kiss him - lips, cheeks, forehead, neck - you can't reach any of them even if you go on your tip toes because he's tall. he won't bend down so you can kiss him because you look so adorable trying so hard to give him love and affection

he'll probably be the one to kiss you after a few minutes of teasing. he can't help it. you look so cute

gah his heart is full

when haru gets jealous, he is irritated. he will come up to you, an annoyed glare on his face, and taking your hand.

haru goer grrr my baby but i won't hurt you or anything because my baby finds it bad but i'm warning you -

when you're the one who's jealous, he finds it amusing

he smothers his grin when you get adorably protective of him

he teases you about it but hugs you after to affirm that this man ain't going anywhere

laundry days are messy, messier than when the two of you have food fights

you two keep throwing drenched clothes or bubbles or water at one another

haru is merciless with laundry throwing fights

expect a shirt thrown swiftly at your face with a resounding SMACK

this boy ain't losin to laundry throwing fights

you always stop by the precint whenever you can just to visit haru

he used to hate it because his coworkers always flock around you whenever you come by but soon grew to love it because you seem to enjoy being around them and you gain nee friends

he'll talk you through his work process and he's very proud whenever you go all ooh ahh so cool because he has an ego and loves that you are interested in his work as much as he does to yours

he tries to be professional whenever at work but he'll sneak in a few kisses if he think nobody is looking. but not you tho, you kiss him whenever you want and wherever you want

someone is always looking so he gets teased quite a lot by his coworkers and he gets all blushy and tsundere aww

hugs with haru are always tight knit. the reason? because he loves holding you, that's literally it

did i mention piggy back rides? no? well, haru doesn't do them unless necessary like you're super tired or got a sprain but jump on his back and kiss him on top of his head and nyoom you are now on a piggy back ride

haru is a huge fan of discounts and coupons so you always have to help him find the best item there is that is discounted or you have coupons for

you gave him a small notebook to keep all his coupons and his face just goes (⊙o⊙)

hand holding in the market while shopping. he won't let you go until you're at the cashier because last time he let you get some items alone, he ended up going to the intercom to call for you

"y/n where are you? i just told you to get a soap and find me at the dairy section."

but he don't mind tho because it's a good excuse to keep you close to him

arguing over which product - any product at all - is better to buy. sorry to say this but haru wins all the time. you swear, this man has a sixth sense for which items to buy

arguments with haru is . . . well maybe that's for another time

but silly arguments with haru is common. fights over who gets to clean the dishes, who makes the bed, which movie or series is better, which cop movie superior, which food to eat, who is the big spoon - but they're all fun snd games

haru will make sure to win as the big spoon tho because again, he has a hidden ego and his heart swells when he sees how tiny you are compared to him

getting drunk with haru is always a rollercoaster. he's a rambling drunk? well, you're the agree with everything drunk

"the floor is too cold. why is it always cold? i just want warmth and peace" cue haru sliding on the floor with a red face because of the alcohol. he's very at ease with you so being stupid and childish is norm for him

"yes, yes, i agree, the floor is always cold. bad floor, you're making haru sad" then you slide with him on the floor

haru turns to you "you don't make me sad"

you turn to him "yes, i make you happy"

you two are just a pair of drunk lovebirds

patch him up when he gets hurt in his work

he won't feel much pain if it's you who's patching him up

he doesn't why but that's that

kiss his boo boos he likes them he's an actual bab for you

haru will always bring you to work/university. it doesn't matter if he is late as long as gets you there

actually it matters that he is late. he just never tells you so you won't tell him to stop. that's why once you're out of sight, after you exchange goodbyes snd kisses, you bet your ass he's speeding through the streets to get to the precint in time (got tickets from speeding but he hides them from you but you'll find out eventually lmao)

since he is a cop/detective, of course he had a gun. he won't bring it to your place but whenever you're at his place or at the precint, he'll allow you to hold it, with him supervising of course, and he'll probably teach you how to fire a gun in a range

will catch you whenever you suffer the recoil of pulling the trigger

will pull a cheesy line like "falling for me now, huh?"

when daisuke joins the precint, haru is less than thrilled

since you always visit him and he became partners with daisuke, that meant you have meet to this rich bastard

and he doesn't like it because

1) he's rich af

2) he's somewhat arrogant

3) he doesn't want to admit it but daisuke is handsome

he is 101% fuming when he sees you talking to daisuke than him. his mind reverts back to all those times you always talk to him in the precint when in reality you were just talking to daisuke for 3 minutes

haru is overdramatic and

insecure

he's scared that you'll leave him for daisuke

daisuke has everything. money, looks, fame - he can't even buy you something extravagant. he's still saving up for your birthday, doing overtime and stuff while still buying you small gifts when daisuke can just give you the whole world with a snap of his finger

it'll eat him up alive

he just wants to spend the rest of his life with you but maybe you'll be happier with daisuke?

when you learned this, you just burst out of tears because

this baby is sad and scared of losing you

so you did something to make him assured you only want him and planning to be with him always

haru has always insisted that you move in with him after a year of being together

and then you show up at his place with your stuff and saying "I'll grab more of my stuff tomorrow so help me move in"

haru has never been so happy and excited that he cooked a whole feast for the two of you

you two gets stomachaches the day after

so you stay in his bed the whole day being lazy and snuggling

haru turned off his phone when daisuke was calling him because duh he's spending precious time with his lovely girlfriend

in conclusion, haru kato is whipped for you

oh, by the way, you and daisuke partnered up to mess with haru and now haru has one less braincell because it decided to be best friends with the braincell that always has money in its disposal

"she better be happy i love her"

haru loves you vewy mooch

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osakaso5 · 6 years

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Riku Nanase Birthday Photobook Rabbit Chat Part 5: All Their Gratitude.

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

Iori: It's midnight.

Tamaki: Hbd, Rikkun

Mitsuki: Riku! Congrats!!!

Yamato: Congrats. We're going to spoil our center again this month.

Nagi: Congratulations, Riku!!! Now that you have graciously accepted the baton from me, you will surely have a HAPPY birthday.

Sogo: Happy birthday, Riku-kun. I hope you have a great day.

Riku: Wow!!! Thank you, everyone!! I'm so happy!!

Tsumugi: Congratulations again from me, as well! I hope you have a lovely day..!

Riku: Hey, manager! Everyone's dressed up as Tenn-nii! lol

Tsumugi: Kujo-san!?

Iori: We weren't sure of what to do at first, but if there's anything Nanase-san loves, it's Kujo-san...

Mitsuki: Some of us put in no effort.

Tamaki: Tenten doesn't wear glasses, Yama-san.

Yamato: Don't rob me of my identity.

Sogo: I can't let TRIGGER see me like this...

Nagi: I just took a great picture of you. Shall I send it to Kujo-shi?

Sogo: Don't!!!

Riku: I'm sure it'll make Tenn-nii laugh, Sogo-san!

Sogo: I feel like Kujo-san will just make fun of me...

Mitsuki: At least you sorta look like him, I think it suits you.

Yamato: Why did you type that while looking at me, Mitsu?

Iori: Wasn't there anything we could've done about Nikaido-san's low quality cosplay?

Yamato: My face looks nothing like his to begin with.

Riku: Oh yeah! Since you're all dressed up as Tenn-nii, you should try acting like him!

Nagi: What!?

Iori: Ah... The patron demon of unreasonable requests rears his head once again.

Tsumugi: I'd like to see you all impersonate him! lol

Tamaki: Ask Ban-chan. He's good at that stuff.

Riku: Please just do what I say! lol

Sogo: Right, this is Riku-kun's birthday, after all... We should at least try. If it'll make you happy, then I'll do my best.

Yamato: Sou's getting as shaky as the pictures Tsunashi-san always takes.

Riku: Now, start by saying: "Do you want to become a fallen angel with me?"

Mitsuki: Say what!? lololololol

Nagi: Spoken like a true middle schooler.

Riku: Hurry up!

Iori: Good grief, let's just get this over and done with!

Tsumugi: I'm so excited..!

Riku: I'm evaluating their performances...

Riku: Hmmm

Riku: Now I'm picking the best one...

Riku: The winner is...

Tsumugi: The winner is!?

Riku: Sogo-san!! Congratulations!

Tamaki: Huuuuh, why So-chan?

Riku: Because he looks the most like Tenn-nii!!!

Mitsuki: lololololol What was the point of making us act like him then, lolololololol

Iori: You really are a demon.

Riku: What the heck, Iori!? I'll make you say the line again!

Iori: Ugh...

Yamato: What are you doing, Sou?

Sogo: Nagi-kun appears to have filmed our impersonations so he could send them to Kujo-san, so I'm deleting the data.

Nagi: NOOOOOOO!! My precious data!!

Tamaki: So-chan just protected the world from chaos

Mitsuki: Oh yeah, Iori started looking at the clock every five minutes about three hours before this, lol

Tamaki: Why? Was he measuring time?

Nagi: He must have been anticipating Riku's birthday.

Riku: Really!?

Iori: You're imagining things. I was just counting the tiles on the wall.

Yamato: What a lame excuse (lol)

Iori: You're the one who kept fixing his wig constantly, Nikaido-san!

Mitsuki: Old man, lololol

Yamato: But Mitsu and Sou were fussing around asking people if they needed more tea, too (lol)

Tamaki: Lmao @ Mikki & So-chan Was I the only one who kept his cool?

Sogo: Didn't you sleep with Riku-kun in his room last night, Tamaki-kun?

Riku: I thought it was because you had a bad dream and were feeling lonely, but was it actually because of my birthday!?

Nagi: How cute, Tamaki. The two of you remind me of an afterschool afterschool special.

Tamaki: You came over to sleep in Rikkun's room later, too!!!

Nagi: *evil grin*

Tsumugi: All of you couldn't help looking forward to Riku-san's birthday, then!

Riku: I'm so happy, you guys..!

Iori: While I am glad all this has made you happy, continuing this conversation while all of us are still dressed up as Kujo-san feels awfully surreal, so I'd like to get changed already...

Mitsuki: True, lolol And we've prepared a lot of other stuff for you, too!

Nagi: It is about time to show you what we are made of.

Riku: What is it!? I'm pretty satisfied with just seeing you all cosplay Tenn-nii, though! lol

Yamato: That would be too anticlimactic (lol)

Sogo: We've got a present for you.

Riku: Don't tell me it's tabasco!?

Sogo: Huh!? No, it's something that'll make you happy.

Tamaki: At least you realize that tabasco wouldn't make Rikkun happy.

Tsumugi: Now, Riku-san, it's about time you get ready!

Riku: Ah, you mean for the usual!!

Choices/outcomes:

1. I'm sure that costume will suit you!

Riku: Really!? I'm a little worried!

2. Are you ready, Riku-san?

Riku: To tell you the truth, my heart's racing, but I'm okay! lol

3. Time to get changed!

Riku: I was really excited to see what kind of glasses I'd get!

Tsumugi: Everyone, are you finished with the preparations?

Mitsuki: We're good! Looks like Riku's gonna have the glasses propped up on top of his head!

Riku: Let me act cool just this once!

Yamato: What's so cool about wearing glasses on top of your head?

Riku: I thought it'd make me look like Yaotome-san..!

Iori: Are you trying to become Yaotome-san?

Riku: He's such an adult man, I think he's cool!

Sogo: I know what you mean, Riku-kun. Few men would look as good with a pair of sunglasses and some champagne as he does.

Mitsuki: As much as I'd love to keep talking about him, let's bring out the cake before this becomes all about Yaotome!

Tamaki: I'll help

Nagi: Behold, the cake that I, Mitsuki, and Tamaki have made.

Yamato: All you did was taste test it, Nagi.

Nagi: That is an important task X-P

Iori: And all Yotsuba-san did was put the candles on top.

Sogo: But they have been set up very artistically.

Iori: Artistically..?

Mitsuki: Ta-dah! Here's your special cake!

Riku: Wow! It's huge! There's so many fruits!

Riku: Let's all eat it together!

Nagi: It is best for us to do everything as a group.

Riku: So let's do exactly that, Nagi!

Nagi: Yes.

Tsumugi: How wonderful..!

Riku: Ehehe!

Riku: Speaking of wonderful, please do that thing now!

Riku: Where you tell me you love me!

Iori: I thought you wouldn't remember that...

Riku: Of course I do! You have to be especially sincere, Iori!

Yamato: Our birthday boy's cocky as usual (lol)

Mitsuki: Iori, show him you're a man!

Tamaki: Fight.

Iori: Arent you all going to be saying it too!?

Tsumugi: Everyone, please tell Riku-san you love him!

Riku: Pretty please!

Mitsuki: Alright, time to man up!

Nagi: YES!

Sogo: Here we go

Riku: !!!!!!

Riku: I really love you guys, too!!!

Riku: And Iori, your face is all red!! Like a tomato, lol

Tsumugi: You finally got to hear it, Riku-san!

Riku: Yeah!

Riku: Even Iori said it properly, so I'm all satisfied now! lol

Iori: I won't do that again.

Tsumugi: I'm glad you had a fun time today. Please let us celebrate you again next year!

Yamato: Riku's trying to get Ichi to feed him strawberries right now (lol)

Tsumugi: Huh!? lol

Sogo: Riku-kun and Iori-kun really are good friends.

Nagi: I think MEZZO" is on par with them, though?

Sogo: R-really..?

Riku: I got to see Iori looking all embarrassed, so this was a great birthday! lol

Mitsuki: The things people do for birthdays...

Tsumugi: Well then, it's about time for your birthday messages to Riku-san!

Nagi: I shall begin. I am grateful to be able to celebrate your birth with everyone once again. Please, let me stay by your side and watch as your smile grants happiness to the people of the world.

Mitsuki: Happy birthday, Riku! We can only be ourselves because you're pushing us forward as the center! Keep showing us just how incredibly cool you can be, Riku Nanase!

Yamato: Congrats, Riku. Even when I can't help doting on you, it surprises me how mature you can act. You've been really cool lately.

Tamaki: 'Grats, Rikkun! Let's keep playing games and hanging out. Sometimes it's like you're my little bro, but sometimes you act like the older one. Let's stay healthy.

Sogo: Happy birthday, Riku-kun. Reading the Riku Photobook made me remember how charming you are. We're so proud of how kind and strong you are. I hope to keep working with you.

Iori: Nanase-san, happy birthday. I wasn't sure if I should tell you this when you're acting so cocky, but I'll do it anyways.

Iori: Just by standing at our forefront, you've taken us so far. While you usually act spoiled, on stage you are more brilliant, strong, and dignified than anyone else. Please, continue to show us your strength.

Yamato: Ah, Riku's about to cry

Tamaki: You made him cry again, Iorin

Iori: How is this my fault!?

Sogo: Riku-kun, do you have a hankerchief?

Nagi: "I, I dooooon't", he says.

Tsumugi: Riku-san, are you alright!? ><

Riku: I'm fine

Riku: It's been rough sometimes

Riku: I've thought about quitting, too

Riku: But you guys were right behind me, giving me support and strength with your voices. Letting me know that I belong here.

Riku: I'm glad I became an idol

Iori: We couldn't do this without you.

Yamato: You were pretty much born to be an idol, Riku.

Mitsuki: Wow! Even the old man's getting sentimental.

Nagi: Even the old man is getting sentimental.

Yamato: S-shut up...

Sogo: Yamato-san's face is turning just as red as Iori-kun's was earlier.

Tamaki: Tomato: glasses edition

Tsumugi: Riku-san, you're also being celebrated on social media..! I was wondering if you could say a few words for them ><

Riku: Yes!!

Riku: This is the second time you've all celebrated me. I'm very happy to spend this day with the members that I've fought with, cried with, and laughed with!

Riku: The last time, I thought I might be the happiest person on Earth, but now I think I might be the happiest person in the universe. I want to share this feeling with you, even if it's just a little fragment of it.

Riku: Usually it's embarrassing when people tell me they love me, but now I can say this! I really love all of you, too!! I'm really glad I got to meet you!

Translator’s notes..?

next up: banri’s birthday rabbit tvs!

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