#and also myself

[m33rkatf4n]

Some people will see a character and be like 'THE SILLY' and it's a 35 yr old war criminal who hates demons and killed his bestfriend because he wad a demon and has childhood trauma. Or an escape artist except she was actually the assistant and got put in a maze for entertainment with a bunch of other criminals and not criminals for killing the actual escape artist and has killed many people since then and has also tied up her best friend because she found out about said murders of people from their clearing and then escaped into said maze only to come back to the first clearing and then eventually ends up killing herself by cutting a rope into a pit of mechanical spider things as to not slow down the group because she hurt her leg and couldn't continue.

#outsiders smp #owengejuicetv #bekyamon #im calling you guys out #and also myself #c!bek did nothing wrong #im so normal about her i promise #i was so sad when she died

[yeyayeya]

Anyone got good recs for post-canon HuaLian fics?

Like maybe some long one-shots/fics with less than 10 chapters? If not, I wouldn’t mind long fics either

#yeyarants #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #mxtx #mo xiang tong xiu #mxtx tgcf #trying to help a friend lol #and also myself #I’ve also been curious #if anyone does please tell me #hualian #tgcf hua cheng #tgcf hualian #tgcf xie lian #xie lian #hua cheng #hua cheng x xie lian #xie lian x hua cheng

[beckiboos]

Calliope- Oh! I thought you were going to read your book, are you enjoying the new craft room... what. Where..? Where's your shirt?

Taliesin- AH! You're here! I'm finally making berwhale a new companion! Once I learned to cast oakflesh to prevent calluses and burns before smithing I never bother with a shirt, it's far too hot in here plus you get to enjoy the view. Come! I can teach you how to use everything in here if you like? Now the trick with the smelter-

Taliesin- Are you listening back there?

Calliope- Uh huh. Heat and... temperature... metal...

Taliesin- Right now the forge. Now you want to make sure-

Taliesin- Do I still have your attention? Now see you're grindstone here? What you do is-

Taliesin- You're awfully quiet back there, have I left you speechless? You are paying attention right?

Calliope- I'm really trying

Taliesin- Good! now my favourite the workbench! You can really give it a good thrashing-

Taliesin- So beside the fact that I'm not only am I as good with my hands as I am handsome, what did we learn today?

Calliope- I honestly cannot remember a word you just said

#skyrim #oc calliope #taliesin #I am torturing her at the minute #and also myself

[hobohobgoblim]

Finally admitted to my housemate (who owns the house) that I am planning on moving. After several instances of her threatening to kick me out and/or saying that our friendship cannot survive living together. Anyone wanna guess her response?

#oh i didn't mean it #her mortgage has gone up alot #never rent from friends #at least with a landlord you know where you stand #im trying to save our friendship #and also myself #but so angry

[inkberrry]

Sometimes I think about when I ran a blog to help promote fanfic in a specific fandom (and it was lovely!) and encourage people to enjoy their writing and to be kind to their fellow writers and support each other.

And then I think of how much of a wasted effort it felt in the end.

#anyway I’m feeling very critical tonight #about writing #and fandom around writing #and also myself #personal

[skulkie]

i would to acquire so many costumes for my pets

#and also myself

[icy-hot-slut]

Do other people have sudden moments when you become fully and absolutely Self Aware™ ?

I hate it

#dissassociation #dissociation #or maybe hyper association? #either way I hate it #and also myself #i disgust myself #/lh /hj #or am I #mentally unstable #mental illness #mental #dank memes #dank meme #btw the mental illness was not contained in the previous sentence #there was an invisible period after or am I #ok i’m done

[nbnbd]

Nonbinary otters deserve to have their ass ate!!!

#this is about my mutuals #and also myself #shitpost #nonbinary #gay #otter

[rivendellheir-rpblog]

Oh you the King of Rivendell? Name 5 of you citizens!

jack manifold

wilbur

phil

salem

all of my anons

#empires scott #empiresblr #/rp #scott smajor #empires smp #scott major #esmp #esmp scott #rp blog #anon ask #yes i headcanon that #c!wilbur #and #c!phil #c!jack #would all live in #rivendell #and also myself

[starscelly]

i’m spitting on all of them. hawk puh. can you have one normal game ever.

#stars lb #killing my team with my mind #and also myself

[dramabiscuit]

the semantic error watcher urge to save my groupmates that don’t do anything as “freeloader #” but also the semantic error watcher urge to be the freeloader :|

#someone save me #from group projects #and also myself #because i procrastinate like i've got no responsibilities at all #but yeah #am definitely going to do this project alone #which is partially my fault because i am VERY bad at socializing so i couldn't chose my group members #but basically im just effed #:| #semantic error

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[silverspleen]

Every time I see that G--gle phone photoshop commercial my heart is filled with infinite sadness, like, yeah it's cool you can have a good family photo, it's cool you can do that, but god, there is something to be said for the honesty of a family photo where you're blinking, or crying, or have ugly wrinkles.

What is too unsightly for you? Would you swipe-click-replace out the image of my cousin crying on our Florida trip family reunion photo? Would you remove the plastic snake I have clenched in my grip, which I still have to this day? Would you scoff at the wrinkles around our eyes and the strands of hair on our faces as we squint into the wind, the day before the massive storm? Would I remember it if I didn't have these reminders, if the picture was perfect and clean, all children in a row with perfect gleaming white tombstone tooth smiles? No tears. No plastic snake.

Everyone is beautiful and no one looks genuine.

#like it's cool it's cool but also IT HURTS. #BE UGLY #HAVE AN UNFLATTERING PICTURE OF YOURSELF #it's who you are #people are often unflattering and it's genuine #anyway stupid candid camera shots will always be my favorite pictures of myself #I like to see how I look when I'm not posing #the dragoon diaries

[mrtequilasunset]

Listen man, you guys can't be like "you guys need to be normal about asexuality" and then turn around and get weirdly judgemental when you find out someone doesn't have sex by choice. Like that's weird that some of you do that.

#like I love sex im glad we're hyping it up #but also genuinely some of you have got to learn how to be normal around people who dont want to have sex #even if you're not talking about asexuality when you say stuff like that you're still being a weirdass #im not ace myself but i keep seeing posts that come across like they're taking it personally that other people don't want to have sex #it sounds like theyre trying to prove something to someone

[shkspr]

[guy who doesnt do literally anything voice] there just aint enough hours in the day to get everything done that needs to be done am i right

#i wanna be very clear im the guy #im not making fun of anyone but myself and if youre also like this then i support you in that #hof

[spiribia]

once you hit adulthood a day will come when you’re suddenly like VEGETABLES 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 and it never goes away

#talks #its not about previously disliking vegetables. #I specified adult just because of the way my body started decomposing and rotting once i went meals without. #also i was just making a joke abt myself getting randomly more into vegetables one day. its really not the kind of one sentence post #that should justify weirdly accusatory assumptions