Stranger things incorrect quote generator (Ronance Duo, Fruity Four + Max and Dustin and a surprise kinda?.. Idk lol)
Pt 5
Ronance Duo
Robin: Are you sure Nancy's even gay? They barely even looked at me.
(She is, she just doesn't want to be distracted by staring at you or smth)
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Nancy: I'm gonna get my pilot's license. I've already got a driver's license and a cosmetology license, that's two of the big five licenses.
Robin: The big five licenses?
Nancy: Driver's license, cosmetology license, pilot's license, fishing license, and… license to kill! I can't wait to get that one.
(I feel like she would have all of them for some reason, also, let Nancy kill a man 😪)
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Robin: Look, I’m glad everyone’s on the same page.
Robin: But it’s the last page in a book titled “we’re all going to die”.
Nancy: That’s not even clever.
(wdym, that's the most genius thing I've ever heard)
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Robin: I made tea.
Nancy: I don't want tea.
Robin: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea.
Nancy: Then why did you tell me?
Robin: It's a conversation starter.
Nancy: It's a horrible conversation starter.
Robin: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.
(checkmate indeed)
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Robin: Nancy, you love me, right?
Nancy: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.
(¯\_(ツ)_/¯)
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Robin: Nancy is playing hard to get.
Robin: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
(I love that incorrect quote so much, it's so funny to me)
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Robin: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?
Nancy: Peonies, why?
Robin:
Nancy: Were you going to get me flowers?
Robin:
Nancy:
Robin: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ
(I just imagine the last sentence in that Dustin voice when he was lying to the police about "a little might swim" or what he said)
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Nancy: Bro, I had a dream we fucked.
Robin: Bro, relax it was just a dream.
Nancy: Huh, gay, I wouldn’t fuck you.
Robin: You wouldn’t?
Nancy: I mean, unless you want to-
(She does 👀)
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Nancy: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...
Robin: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?
Nancy: Holy moly-
(I want a Magician Robin AU)
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Robin: We’re getting married, bitches!
Nancy: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.
(I wouldn't be a problem to me)
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[Nancy just realized smth big in one of her investigation while she was renting a movie at Family Video]
Nancy: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.
Robin: Aren't you forgetting something?
Nancy: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Robin's forehead before running out.*
Robin: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?
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Nancy: Did you know you remind me of all 26 letters of the alphabet?
Robin: What? Like J F K W S Q X-
Nancy: No, like, U R A Q T.
Robin: Awwww!
(They both are A Q T)
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Robin, to Nancy: I'll be under the mistletoe when you start feeling desperate!
(Christmas with Ronance)
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[Fruity Four]
Nancy: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.."
Steve: I saw you.
Nancy: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Robin in a turkey costume.
(sorry for the kinda st*ncy, but that with Robin is so funny)
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Eddie: What are you writing?
Nancy: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information.
Robin, looking over Nancy's shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.
(stupid government)
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Steve: Why is it that I always lose things as soon as I need them?
Robin: Actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them.
Steve: Okay yeah thanks Robin, that's great but WHERE'S THE FUCKING FIRST AID KIT?
(I never thought about that 🤔)
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Eddie: Hey Robin, have you seen the photographer?
Robin: Nope. Have you seen the meat tenderizer?
Eddie, confused: What?
Robin, grabbing the meat tenderizer out of the drawer: No reason, cute girl things!
(Yep just cute girl things 😇☺️, also is Jonathan the photographer? 👀)
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Robin: STOP!
*Everyone stops*
Robin: wAiT a MiNuTe-
(Fill my cup, put some liquor in it 🕺🕴️)
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Steve: You know what I’ve realized?
Eddie: Some thoughts are better left unsaid?
Steve: Nice try, anyways-
(I wonder what he realized)
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[Nancy when Steve told her about the dream with her having his 6 nuggets]
Nancy, to Steve: How do you tell someone politely you want to hit them with a brick?
(I'd also like to politely do that)
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Eddie: I hate how you're just born out of nowhere, and you're forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job. What if I wanted to be a duck? No one ever asked me if I want to be a duck!
(let Eddie be a cute fuzzy duck 😔)
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Robin: How did you break your leg?
Eddie: Do you see those porch stairs?
Robin: Yes.
Eddie: I didn't.
(Oof)
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Eddie: You need to be more careful!
Steve, who was dragged into Eddie's issue: Careful? CAREFUL?! I'LL CAREFULLY WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT-
(that was them when they first met)
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Steve: *Gives a bouquet to Eddie*
Eddie: You know I'm allergic.
Steve: That's the point.
(They love each other very much)
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Steve: Do you want to be the Sun in my life?
Eddie: Yes.
Steve: Good, then stay 92,935,700 miles away from me :)
(that smiley makes it so much better😂)
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Eddie: Deep down, I'm sure I was always pretty okay with you.
Steve: Thanks, Eddie!
Eddie: It wasn't a compliment, numbnuts.
(I feel like that's Canon but also definitely not)
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Steve: I think it’s time I get my life in order.
Robin, narrating: But they did not get their life in order. In fact, they got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.
(he lost for sure)
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Robin: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into-
Eddie: You sleep with a teddybear.
Robin: He’s my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!
(This is basically King from the Owl house)
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Robin: If I may interject...
Steve: Oh, awesome, Robin was eavesdropping.
(Robin was probably literally standing next to him while he was talking to Nancy or Eddie or someone)
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Nancy: Keep it running. *Tosses keys over shoulder into empty parking lot.*
(😶 you good, Nance?)
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Robin: To everyone who has treated me poorly; I am sexier than you.
(She is)
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Nancy: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.
The Squad: Awwww-
Nancy: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."
The Squad: Oh.
(She had us at the first half)
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Nancy: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Eddie: How can you still say that?
Nancy: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.
(✨Denial✨)
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Robin: I know every song to ever exist it doesn't matter if it's from the past, present or the future.
Steve: Oh yeah? Then continue this.
Steve: I don't cook I don't clean-
Robin: So let me tell you how I got this ring.
Robin & Steve: .....
Robin & Steve: GOBBLE ME, SWALLOW ME-
(I love their friendship so much)
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Eddie: Talk dirty to me, baby~
Steve: The dishes.
Eddie: Wh-
Steve: They’ve been there for 4 days and it’s your turn to wash them. You still haven’t cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.
(Canon, Canon, Canon)
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Robin: What are you getting Steve for the holidays?
Eddie: I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your partner when they already got everything they could've ever wanted when they married you. So I'm not sure yet.
Nancy: I'm getting Steve a divorce lawyer.
(I think Steve was talking about you when he said "he needs to get his ego checked" or smth)
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Nancy, talking to Steve: Well Steve, whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘would Robin do that?’ and if they would, I do not do that thing.
Steve: …
Robin, from the distance: They’re not wrong though!
(I don't know what to say)
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Robin: What time is it?
Steve: I don’t know, pass me that saxaphone and we’ll find out
Steve: *BLASTS the saxaphone*
Nancy: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXAPHONE AT TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Steve: It’s 2 am
(Let her sleep 😪)
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Nancy: What should I do?
Eddie: *holds out hand* May I suggest dinner with a friend?
Nancy: Well, none of my friends are available, so I guess I'll have to go with you.
(Besties, also Eddie be like "You wound me, wheeler")
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Robin: Hey, Steve, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?
Steve: Yeah.
Robin: And you, Eddie?
Eddie: Umm... yes?
Robin: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!
Eddie: Did they just-
(Yes she did, enjoy your date!)
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Robin: I am going to need you to swear-
Steve: Fuck.
Robin:
Robin: ...swear as in promise.
(I also love this incorrect quote lol)
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Eddie: And now for a gay update with Steve and Robin.
Robin: Getting gayer.
Eddie: Thank you, Robin.
(I feel like they do that to annoy Steve for some reason)
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Steve: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.
Robin: All I drank was Redbull!
Steve: How many?
Robin: Eighteen.
(I feel like she would)
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[+Max and Dustin]
Nancy: So don't panic but one of us is possessed by an owl....
Steve: ....
Eddie: .....
Max: ......
Robin: ..Who?
Nancy: That's the thing we don't-
*Everyone stares at Robin*
(gasp)
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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Nancy: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Robin: ...I did. I broke it.
Nancy: No. No you didn't. Dustin?
Dustin: Don't look at me. Look at Eddie.
Eddie: What?! I didn't break it.
Dustin: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Eddie: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Dustin: Suspicious.
Eddie: No, it's not!
Max: If it matters, probably not, but Steve was the last one to use it.
Steve: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Max: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Steve: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Max!
Robin: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Nancy.
Nancy: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Max: Nancy... Dustin's been awfully quiet.
Dustin: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Nancy, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Nancy: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Nancy:
Nancy: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
(Robin would be the one to take the blame, but only when it's Nancy tho)
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Dustin: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS!
Max: And here we have a capitalist.
Eddie: Did you just-
Robin: Let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history, human language, and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible.
(takes a moment to appreciate etc.)
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Robin: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why.
Max: Only if you also don't ask why.
Max: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag*
Robin: ...
Robin, grabbing a skull: This one will do.
(I'm not gonna question that... Just Mother-Daughter bonding)
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Robin: I'm never having a debate with Dustin again, they literally started their argument with "Riddle me this."
(I feel like Dustin actually said that in the show 🤔 idk tho)
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Dustin: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.
Dustin: And I started thinking.
Dustin: Like, it was just trying to get food.
Dustin: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?
Robin: Are you ok?
(That's definitely a canon conversation)
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Steve: Yes, I'm adopting Dustin and you cowards can't tell me no!
(I loved when that happened in the show 🥺😔 such a precious moment)
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Steve: Have I ever told you that you cook well?
Dustin: Awww, no, you haven't!
Steve: So why do you keep cooking?
(Big oof)
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Max: Why should I make my bed, when I'm just gunna unmake it to sleep in it anyways?
Steve: Why should I feed you if your just gunna die anyways?
Max:
Max: I'll go make my bed-
(Steve stop being mean 😕)
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Robin: Where are your parents?
Max: What are parents?
Robin: That’s just about the saddest thing I ever heard get said.
(And that's how Max met her new Mother)
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Max, writing in their diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.
(the pen is probably from a gift from El)
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Max: Sometimes I wonder if I’m hearing voices.
Max: Then I remember that’s the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time.
(those two things (the one above) are what happened in between S3 and S4)
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Steve: Hey, do you know the password to Max’s computer?
Nancy: Fuck you, Steve.
Steve: Hey!!
Nancy: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouSteve".
Steve: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.
(Lol, she did that after that "why should I make my bed" conversation)
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Robin: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
Eddie: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.
Nancy: A realist sees a freight train.
Dustin: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
(Dustin you smartass)
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Max: Do you think sex without love is a sin?
Nancy: If it is, I’ll see you in hell.
(Nancy is a lesbian confirmed 👍, not because she'd go to Hell)
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Eddie: Do you have a self-care routine?
Max: "Keep going bitch" said to myself in different accents.
(Robin taught her the accents)
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Robin: If you put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard, which yard would the boys go to?
Nancy: Schrödinger's boys.
Max: FUCK!
Dustin: What about cracking open a cold milkshake?
Steve: As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do.
Steve: All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.
Robin: ...
Nancy: ...
Max: ...
Dustin: ...
Steve: Mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town.
(Steve being 'smart')
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Eddie, to the Squad: I’d die for you.
Max: Then perish.
Robin: You will.
Nancy: Please don’t.
Steve: Cool.
Dustin: I’d die for you first.
(I'm sorry 🥺 it was just too perfect 😭 also it was from them first meeting so I think those would be accurate reactions, also Dustin 😭😭)
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[Surprise!! Robin and the Wheeler Girls]
Robin: *falls down the stairs*
Karen: Are you okay?
Holly: Stop falling down the stairs!
Nancy: How’d the ground taste?
(Karen is worried, Holly is annoyed that she keeps falling down the stairs, and Nancy is just used to it now and amused)
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Holly, talking about Robin: Is this a friend of yours, Nancy?
Nancy: Kind of? Not really. They're in my life and there's nothing I can do about it.
(^Nancy in denial)
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Nancy: Robin, what are you doing?
Robin: Making chocolate pudding.
Nancy: It's four in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding?
Robin: Because I've lost control of my life.
Robin: Here's your pudding, Holly.
Holly: Oh that's okay, I'm not hungry anymore.
(that's cute and Robin would do anything for Holly, I love the fics with Robin & Holly bonding 🥺)
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Holly: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-
Karen: A doll.
Robin: A cinnamon roll.
Nancy: A sweetheart.
Holly:
Holly: ...stop it.
(That's the cute freaking thing I've ever seen 🥺)
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Nancy: Damn, the power went out.
Holly: Don’t worry, I got this.
Holly: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*
Nancy: What-?
Holly: I swallowed a glow stick!
Nancy, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-
(HOLLY NOO!! 😭)
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Nancy: *on the phone* Just snap his kneecaps and he’ll talk, I’m at a parent teacher conference.
Nancy: Anyways, you said Holly is enjoying finger painting! That's great.
(the teacher like 👁️👄👁️)
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Nancy: My life is a mess.
Karen: Nancy relax, go get a beer.
Nancy: I don’t want a beer.
Karen Who said it was for you?
(Lol)
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Holly: I don't know, it's not my cup of tea.
Karen: Well then whose is it?
Holly, staring at a cup of tea: I don't know!
(this was honestly unexpected 😂)
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[another Surprise?]
Argyle: If you water water, it grows.
Nancy: ...What.
Robin: They've got a point.
(so that's why Nancy said it last time)
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Jonathan: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.
Nancy:
Nancy: I like you.
(wlw/mlm solidarity)
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Hope you liked it 👍, btw my posts are irregular, but rn have literally nothing to do for weeks so I may post a lot (also it's summer holidays)
Anyway, lots of love ✨🥺❤️✨
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la cucaracha te da un ejercicio... por favor califica las naves de Stranger Things y el personaje de Stranger Things del 1 al 10. Y las estaciones. ¡Gracias!
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thank you for the exercise cockroach anon😍
so, i will just be doing st ships for now because i feel doing both ships and characters would make this post insanely long! i would appreciate if you could also send me another ask for the rating of the characters <3 (if not i’ll just make a separate post for it)
ok so, rating stranger things ships (shreya's edition):
St@ncy
Rating: 3/10
i really dislike this ship, mostly because i feel like it ended in season 2 with nancy being unable to say ily to steve (because she doesn't love him) and getting with jonathan instead. also, i just really want steve to not look for a girlfriend for five seconds and instead focus on his platonic ones. i don't like that the writers set-up this st@ncy/j@ncy thing in s4.
also there was no proper resolution of the relationship in season 2, plus i just think steve and nancy are on different pages and want different things for themselves (i really can't see nancy fitting into his "six little nuggets" story).
2. Midleven
Rating: -10/10
i'm sorry but i hate this ship so much. i don't think i've ever hated a ship as much as i hate midleven.
i could go on and on about why i don't think this ship works romantically, but essentially mike & el have no chemistry, have serious communication issues and just bring out the worst in each other.
midleven was extremely rushed in season 1, and majority of their scenes from that point on are extremely hard to sit through for me. i just think they would work so much better romantically. hopefully the breakup early on in season 5.
3. H@rringrove
Rating: -1000/10
why would you even ship this
4. Karen x b*lly
Rating: -50/10
ew
5. Willel
Rating: -10000000000/10
this should NOT in any case be a romantic ship. will is gay and he and el are basically siblings.
6. M@dwheeler
Rating: 0/10
i just don't understand why anyone would ship this romantically
7. St3ddie
Rating: 4/10
i think st3ddie is ok. i used to be a shipper before (mainly bc i liked the idea of their dynamic) but now i just don't see the point of shipping it. they had like three conversations onscreen or something. idc if you ship it and don't think it'll actually happen (i used to be like this) but if you're a really toxic shipper attacking bylers for no reason then pls go touch some grass.
8. Ronance
Rating: 9.5/10
ronance is amazing. it's like a breath of fresh air compared to the str8 nancy ships. i wish so much it would be canon but sadly i have high doubts about it :/ that doesn't mean i don't still enjoy it! nancy and robin balance each other so much <3
9. Elmax
Rating: 11/10
ELMAX HAS MY HEART!!!! gosh i love this ship SO MUCH it literally helped me survive the pre-season 4 drought oh my gosh. reading elmax/byler fics saved my life during that time omg.
max and el's dynamic in season 3 is INCREDIBLE. sooo much better than midleven. lumax wasn't amazing in season 3 so i much preferred elmax and it still remains one of my favorite ships of all time <3 (apart from byler)
10. Byler
Rating: ∞/10
literally the. best. ship. to. exist. ever. my favorite ship of all time. i’ve never loved a ship as much as i love byler.
mike and will have so much chemistry, and their relationship is an extreme slow burn that lasted THE WHOLE SHOW. they’ve also been friends since KINDERGARTEN so they have so much history together. they also just get each other and have shared interests. they can also just be themselves when they’re alone wit each other.
way superior that midleven sorry not sorry. literally 100x better. not to mention that it’s not a boring str8 ship like milkvan is.
11. Lumax
Rating: 10/10
amazing ship, phenomenal in fact. season 3 had me thinking otherwise, but season 4 completely changed my perception of this ship.
it’s so clear how much they love each other, and unlike midleven, they don’t have to actually SAY the words, “i love you” for us to know that.
i really really hope that max will be okay in season 5 :(
12. Jopper
Rating: 10/10
love them; don’t have any problem with them.
they’re really cute and i like the fact they started off as friends and it’s kind of a slow burn line byler is. season 4 was also really cute in regards to them and i love that they’re canon now. can’t wait for them to probably get married in season 5!
13. Boyce
Rating: 6.5/10
i mean, boyce was quite alright. i don’t have an inherent issue wit it, just that i don’t like it as much as i like jopper. bob was sweet to joyce and her kids tho, and it sucks that he died :(
14. J@rgyle
Rating: 6/10
personally, i don’t really have an opinion on this because i don’t think it’s going to happen but i mean, in hindsight, i think it would be pretty cute.
15. Duzie
Rating: 7.5/10
duzie is quite cute! i don’t have any problem with it. i like suzie and dustin both and they seems really adorable. i’d love for them to meet in season 5 in-person, and for her to meet the rest of the party. i think that would be neat.
16. St0nathan
Rating: 5/10
i don’t really know how to feel about this.
17. Murrlexei
Rating: 9/10
love them! they’re amazing. if you don’t ship them what are you even doing smh
18. M@stin
Rating: 0/10
why
19. Chr3ddie
Rating: 3.5/10
so apart from the whole age issue (which i’m not rly sure about tbh), chrissy and eddie literally only had like one PROPER interaction. sorry but even st3ddie had more screen time together. i feel like they would’ve been really nice friends OR would’ve been an okay romantic pairing IF a) there was no age issue (not sure if there rly is but yeah) AND b) they spent more time together just getting to know each other (and if chrissy didn’t die-)
20. Robin x Vickie
Rating: 6.5/10
i think they’re ok. i don’t really like how undeveloped vickie is as a character, and how similar they are (i would like some balance please), but otherwise idc if it ends up happening (which it seems like it will) and i think they are pretty cute together. i also just want robin to be happy so
21. Stobin
Rating: -∞/10
if you ship them romantically literally get away from me
so yeah, those were my ratings! thanks again, cockroach anon and i hope you have a great day!
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