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catflorist · 4 years

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The Garden (ao3 / ffn) catflorist Summary: SasuSaku. Sasuke left Konoha for a cottage in the woods. One day, Sakura arrives injured at his doorstep. They recall their past and think about what comes next. Slow burn, post-canon, about how Sasuke and Sakura grew close again. Rated T through Chapter 5, then M. 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7

The Garden Chapter 6 Note: The second half of this chapter is rated M, so I am not posting it in full on tumblr. Please read the full chapter HERE.

Sasuke placed the pot of tea on the table and sat down.

Sakura couldn’t help it—she reached out for his hand. “I didn’t know if I was ever going to see you again,” she said. Tears sprang to her eyes.

Sasuke pressed her hand to his mouth.

Sakura’s chair fell back as she leapt up. She needed to feel his arms around her. Sasuke stood up just as fast.

They embraced. Sasuke muttered into her hair, “Sakura.”

The tea grew cold.

Later, he showed her the garden.

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Sasuke left.

Winter turned to spring again, then summer.

Sakura carried on her duties. Her influence and accomplishments were known to all in the village. She met with the elders on the village council to discuss her ideas to improve the Konoha medical system and to implement policies that dispatched medical shinobi on future missions. She stepped closer to fulfilling Tsunade’s dream. The council sung her praises. Ito-sama finally increased her training budget. Remembering what Sasuke had told her, she could not look them fully in the eyes.

At night, she thought about how the village could become a welcoming place for the Uchiha clan. What would need to happen for Sasuke to come back.

Only Naruto understood. Eating a quiet dinner together, he said, “You two were getting close again.”

She reached out for Naruto’s embrace, and sobbed like she was thirteen.

The prospect of an S-rank mission opened up for Sakura. A mysterious illness in the Mist. The council resisted at first in sending her. They could not afford to lose Sakura. Eventually, they relented. Sakura went.

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Sasuke showed her how he transferred seedlings to the earth. He tilled up the garden bed. Sakura helped him poke holes into the fluffy heaps of soil. He planted each delicate seedling with the same grave attention one might employ to sharpen a sword, hands careful and firm. They searched for ripe vegetables among the garden rows, filling up a basket for dinner. Sakura watered the thirsty flowers. A cat slunk out from the greenery and curled around Sasuke’s ankle, then darted into the forest.

Sasuke took Sakura around the cottage and into the forest until they came across a fallen log. Pulling aside the green growth, he revealed its hollow interior and the spot where a litter of kittens had been hidden. The same cat materialized to hiss at Sakura, then purred at Sasuke before disappearing into her hiding place. Sakura beamed with delight.

Sakura knew Sasuke’s pain was a part of him. Denying that denied him. But now the pain did not seem to define him as much. With his hands in the garden, with the cool shade of the forest on his face, she saw a Sasuke at peace.

They cooked dinner together just like they used to.

As the day faded, so did their lightheartedness. Sakura could not keep her thoughts at bay. It was too easy to pretend they could share this peaceful life.

Night had fallen. They sat beside each other on Sasuke’s bed, knees touching. It was time to talk.

Sakura broke the silence. “What is next, Sasuke?”

Sasuke’s head bowed, dark eyelashes resting on his cheeks. “I have a choice to make,” he said. “I return to the village and restore my clan. But the village will want control of the Sharingan.” His lip curled. “Just like Itachi, my children will never know peace. The pain of my clan will go on. Or…” He gritted his teeth. “Or Uchiha line ends with me.”

Sakura couldn’t swallow the lump in her throat.

He was quiet for a long time. “Here in the woods, in the garden, I don’t have to make a choice yet. I don’t have to be the last Uchiha. I don't have to consider a future where the village controls and hurts my children.”

Sakura grasped both of his hands. “That will never happen,” she said. “It can’t happen.” Her voice was almost a snarl. Like she would personally ensure this. Like she already had a part in it.

Sasuke told her, “You’ve always been the only one for me.”

He knew it would only make it harder when she had to leave. But he needed to say it.

Sakura only needed to nod once. He already knew how she felt.

Something in the air changed.

Sakura kissed him, hard.

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cosmicak · 5 years

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Crush - HidaDei Gift

This is for Sophie or @squipwich for the @akatsuki-gift-exchange !! I really hope you like it! It’s the longest thing I’ve ever written for fun and I had a great time writing it 💖 Happy Holidays Sophie~

This’ll also be on Ao3 (username: Cosmica) just in case Tumblr decides it’s too impure for its good Christian neighbourhood ❤️

Pairing: HidaDei

Words: 2,072

Written in Deidara’s POV as I saw he was listed as your first fave 💥

Contrary to popular belief, Hidan does not sleep naked.

Which is what Deidara discovered when he was sent on his first mission with the devout jashinist. Sasori having had been killed a few months prior by a certain pink haired kunoichi and Kakuzu being occupied with his budgeting for the Month. The two had been sent off on their journey to find and eliminate a mole of Akatsuki that had turned snitch.

Deidara wasn’t so sure why his brain thought this information was so crucial to remember. Maybe he was just going insane with the constant berating Hidan did when his original partner was brought up in conversation, or how many times he had to hear about god damn Jashin and how utterly amazing Hidan’s stupid religion was.

God, he needed a drink.

“How far along is the next village, hmm?”

“I don’t fucking know you have the damn map, don’t you?”

Oh, right .

Checking the map as he pulled it out from his cloak, he noticed the weren’t that far from the land of Lightning’s border, noting a small village residing right between the countries. Perfect.

“It’s getting dark, so next village can we get a room at an Inn? We need to report to Leader-sama of this guys whereabouts, hmm” He proposed to his traveling partner, looking over the map with his visible eye, looking at Hidan’s back. The older man turned, walking backwards as he contemplated his reply, fingers holding his chin.

“Why don’t we just camp out instead of risking our asses getting caught by lightning country shinobi? I’d love to sacrifice a few of those fucks to Jashin but right now I could go for a fucking nap” Hidan further emphasised his point by yawning loudly and stretching, making Deidara sigh, he hated camping, he’d be picking bugs and whatever else out of his hair for days. Deidara shrugged, putting the map away as Hidan rolled his magenta eyes and turned back around, fingers sinking into his silver hair as he ran his hand through it to flatten it back to his original style, grumbling about the wind. This was when he started noticing little things about the man traveling with him. How the ends of his slicked back hair curled up slightly as he ran his hand over them, the gel must of come off and the scars on his hand from he was assuming the aftermath of one of his stupid rituals, making them look rough and intimidating- Deidara paused for a moment.

Why the hell was he..admiring Hidan?

The blond frowned, he had never admired anyone from the Akatsuki before. Not that there really was anyone to admire, Itachi was a bastard and Deidara would rather loose is arm to Zetsu than touch Itachi with a ten foot pole. Kisame, body wise, wasn’t that bad looking but his blue skin and shark like eyes threw Deidara off. Kakuzu was just..Old and very greedy, and Deidara thought back to when he’d been told about what he’d done to his..previous partners. Sasori was dead. The remaining Akatsuki, Deidara thought, were just too damn weird. Deidara knew he had never really been into women like most men are, but he’s never been with a man either.

Deidara’s thoughts were interrupted by a loud yelling.

“What the fuck has gotten into you? Oi blondie! why have you stopped fucking walking? Let’s go!” He heard his partner say, suddenly breaking away from his thoughts of sexuality, seeing the man in question. Waving his hand in front of his face, eyes narrowed and mouth set in a frown. Deidara slapped his hand away gently and averted his eyes from looking into the others, filled with frustration.

“I was just thinking about the mission, hmm” He replied, arms crossed as to emphasise his point. From the corner of his eye, he sees Hidan smirk, Deidara knew he should not have found that, or anything attractive, about the man in front of him.

“Then do you want to explain to me why the fuck your face is red eh?” Hidan teased, finger poking at Deidara’s cheek, making the blond scowl, brow furrowing at the action. He slapped his hand away harder this time and resumed walking, hiding his red face behind his long fringe. Hearing the footfall of the other behind him catching up, Deidara shoved his hand into his clay pouch, trying to occupy himself with making one of his masterful creations. Instead of looking at the man who was getting him so worked up. He saw from the corner of his eye as Hidan came into step beside him, the immortals mocking gaze still on him. Deidara thinks he could see why Kakuzu wanted to strangle his partner so much. ________________________________________________________________________________

Deidara had come to the conclusion that maybe camping wouldn’t have been such a bad idea, he could have gone for a walk.

After his embarrassing encounter on their walk to the small village they currently reside in, Hidan did nothing but stare at him with a shit eating grin, occasionally making crude remarks about how the younger man had been flustered and how fucking hilarious it was. Not long after that Deidara had sent the immortal flying into a tree with one of his creations.

No regrets, the blond smirked to himself.

They had entered the inn and demanded a room, the sultry woman behind the desk gave Hidan the key and gave him a wink. Deidara noticed how she pushed her bosom forward, trying to seduce the man beside him. He watched as Hidan waved his hand as thanks before walking away from the desk, Deidara quickly followed suit.

As they got to their room for the night, Deidara noticed there was only one bed, which wasn’t unusual for shady inns like the one they were currently in and being in the Akatsuki, you usually shared a bed during missions like this, but Deidara had never shared a bed with his former partner as.. Well.

Sasori didn’t really need to sleep.

He watched as Hidan placed his scythe against the one desk and unzipped his cloak, throwing it into the chair next to his scythe. Deidara took his own cloak off, neatly putting it on the small hanger next to the entrance, leaving him in his cropped shirt and Akatsuki issued pants. Putting his bags of clay aside, he stretched, the satisfyingly pop coming from his back. Just as he let his hands fall to his side, Hidan had fallen onto the bed, a loud sigh coming from him as Hidan pulled himself up to rest his head on the pillow. Deidara went through his options, he could sleep in the bed with the older man, or he could take the couch which looked like it would likely collapse under his own weight. Deidara quickly made his choice and walked over to the bed, sitting on the edge. Before he could take a moment to relax he felt a weight suddenly come onto his back, pale scarred arm coming into view from behind and locking around his neck.

Deidara screeched as he felt knuckles rubbing roughly against his scalp, struggling in the hold of the man behind him.

“Hidan! You bastard, let me go, hmm!” The younger man cried out, hearing the Jashinist behind him cackle as he let go. Deidara’s head snapped to look at Hidan and his shit eating grin.

“That’s what you fucking get for fucking blowing me into a tree you fuck” he mocked, grin twisting into a smirk which made Deidara’s heart skip a beat. Deidara sneered and got up, hands already fixing what mess Hidan had made of his hair. Oh, He was going to pay for that.

“I’m going to get food, I’m fucking starving” his roommate declared as he arose from the bed. Deidara grumbled a reply and let his hair down from its high ponytail.

“Get me something too- wait, do you even have any money, Hidan, hmm?” Enquired Deidara, pushing his long hair behind his shoulder, he saw Hidan reach into the pocket of his cloak, pulling out a small coin purse, shoving it into the pocket of his pants before grabbing his scythe.

“Eat a dick, just because Kakuzu fucking hoards his own money doesn’t mean I don’t have my own, you think that fuckface buys me food?” Hidan retorted, strapping his scythe to his back, the strap resting across his lean, muscular torso. Deidara could appreciate the sight for just a moment before he realised he needed to reply to the man across from him. Deidara shrugged as he watched Hidan walk to the door, slipping his shoes on.

“I’ll get us some shitty ramen or whatever, I’ll be back soon” He yelled over his shoulder before exiting, leaving Deidara alone in the shady room. Deidara sighed and ran his hands down his face, letting out a long groan as he sat down on the bed, letting himself fall back, looking up at the cracked ceiling. He supposed Hidan wasn’t the worst person you could have a crush on out of all of the current members of Akatsuki.

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When Hidan returned that night, Deidara almost puked when he turned covered in blood and his stomach slashed open, and his right arm holding his left arm which was carrying their dinner. Lovely.

Hidan’s stomach seemed to heal itself which was a relief to Deidara, but he was then tasked with stitching Hidan’s arm to his shoulder. After they ate their really shitty ramen, Deidara sat Hidan down on the bed and sat cross legged next to him, needle and thread in hand as he tried stitching the arm back on. Deidara was horrible at stitching, both clothes and body parts alike.

“Deidara, what the fuck are you doing? Fuck, you’re so slow” The man beside him groaned, head back, exposing his muscular neck as he swallowed, Adam’s apple bobbing. Which was something Deidara appreciated, he had stitched the arm together on the outside half but yet still needed to stitch just above his armpit. Deidara lifted the arm up so he could stitch the inside of his arm together , eyes drifting back to admire the other man once again. How his sharp jaw led down to a strong neck and broad shoulders, chest covered in numerous scars from self harming during his rituals along with his signature Jashinist rosary, lean torso leading down to his silver happy trail and v-line-

“Like what you see eh?” He heard the man he was blatantly admiring tease, Deidara’s eyes snapped up to see Hidan’s face not only looking directly at him but he had gotten much closer. Deidara shouted in surprise and fell back, falling onto the floor, and as he’d been stitching his arm back on, Hidan fell with him. Hidan’s one intact arm was holding him up while his haphazardly stitched arm was limp in Deidara’s hand, legs spread wide as Hidan’s hips rest against his.

Deidara’s mind went blank, all he could focus on was the feeling of Hidan’s breath fanning on his face and how close he was. The weight of Hidan’s hips against his own, the feeling was addicting- that was until Hidan’s damned rosary poked him in the eye, pulling him from his fantasy and into real life once more. Deidara sat up and lent back on his one free arm, his face directly facing Hidan’s much more perplexed looking one, for once he wasn’t arrogant but more curious if anything. Deidara was about to make a sarcastic remark about if Kakuzu was usually in his role until he felt a pair of rough lips on his own. Deidara’s azure eyes widened, the grip on Hidan’s limp arm tightened as he watched Hidan’s eyes sink, barely open look into his own. Deidara took a leaf of faith and kissed the immortal back, dropping the useless arm to wrap a hand around the back of the other’s neck. The two losing themselves into the tender kiss.

As Deidara felt Hidan part for air shortly later he couldn’t help but notice the light pink settling on his cheeks, watching Hidan lick his lips and run his fingers through his slicked back silver hair, the blond couldn’t help but think that Sasori dying was the best thing that ever happened to him in the 19 years he had been alive.

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TheAmazingUchihaBruhs : Dreamphone

A/n: I have tried uploading this on my original blog @theamazinguchihabruhs but due some 'technical difficulties' it would not upload. Thank you Tumblr! Anyway so I had no other choice than to post it here. I tried uploading this using my Ipad, but that shit didn’t work either.

Dreamphone

“When you said come over...I thought you just wanted me to sit on your couch, eat all your snacks while watching TV”

I kneeled down in front of the coffee table,and regretted ever coming over to Sakura’s place .

“Why would I call you for that? I can do that myself” Sakura sat down next to Ino,putting down a plate with vegetables and hummus on the table.

“It is going to be fun. I found this game in the attic” Ino stated as she presented the box from the game she wanted to play.

“Dreamphone…” I read the title out loud. “Isn’t that the girly game that they play during slumber parties”

“Wow jeez Sasuke didn’t know your dick will fall off from playing a ‘girly’ game”

“Hey, I never said it was a bad thing, social justice warrior” I said, putting my hands up in an innocent way.

“Your mouth was better when it was shut” Sakura stretched her arms and leaned her back on the couch.

“In Sasuke’s defence. It’s presented as a girl’s game The commercials, the box. It is not his fault when it really just the marketing ” Ino defended me.

I was about to say something, but since Sakura told me to shut up. I found it appropriate to respect her wishes by eating all the crisps and so keeping my mouth shut.

“Of course! You’re so smart, Ino” Sakura put her hand on the blonde’s shoulder. I dropped the bag of crisps on the ground and raised an eyebrow at my dear friend.

“In front my salad!?”

“Just because it is paprika flavoured, doesn’t make it a salad” She frowned.

“Tch” I rolled my eyes and watched as Ino set up the board game while I was making myself useful by eating more crisps.

“Holy shit” I put the bag of crisps aside as I pointed at the pictures of the boy on the board

“That looks like Naruto!” I pointed at the blond boy with blue eyes. “And that one looks like Nardo!” I dramatically gasped and pointed at the other picture “He looks just like Utakata!”

“This kinda looks like Shisui” Sakura exclaimed. She shared my fascination.

“ Nah, he looks more like Jhon Snow” I argued.

“Doesn’t he kinda remind you of Shisui?” Sakura looked at me and I thought of my brother’s curly hair before thinking of Jhon Snow’s hair.

….Shit….She was right.

“Daammnn” I said.

“This one looks like Itachi-nii” I said, “and Suké”

“Tobirama and Izuna “ Sakura pointed at the guy with white hair and the one with raven hair that was tied in a messy ponytail.

“Madara…” I pointed at another picture.

“That one looks like Naruto’s cousin...And this one looks like his dad” Sakura said.

“Oh and look! There is a Kakashi-sensei look-alike “ Ino smiled when she was able to join the conversation.

“Yeah kinda” I had to admit it. That guy did look like Kakashi-sensei.

“So how to play this game?” I asked. I saw Sakura and Ino share a look.

“Uhm, u will figure it out” Sakura said. It almost felt like she had something up her sleeve, but I didn’t care enough to actually question her.

We each got some cards from the pile and I pulled a boy that looked a lot like Kevin, a boy I used to work with at the diner. Davi...The guy I remembered from the Glory Hole,atleast I think I did and….

I gasped dramatically.

That guy looked like Orochimaru!

“Your turn Sasuke. Call one of them and see what clues you get” Ino handed me the phone and it felt quite heavy for a plastic phone.

“...I will call Kevin” I said, dialing his number. I put the phone against my ear, I didn’t even hear a dial tone.

“Hey” I heard the dream phone go, “the boy that has a crush on you is seven inches big~ Isn’t that a mouthfu-” The call ended and I looked at the phone.

“Kevin said my crush is seven inches...That is not even dwarf anymore” I looked surprised.”That is legit a pixie!”

“I don’t think they were talking about his height, Sasuke” Sakura commented.

“Pfff..What else?” I looked at Ino who dipped her finger in the humus and put it in her mouth, in a rather inappropriate manner.

It was then that the phrase “A mouthful” made sense to me.

“I thought this was a kid´s game`I said while looking down at the board.

“Yeah….But it was the 90s” Sakura defended the game.

“Well….I know it is not Orochimaru or Utakata” I said, crossing their names out.

“You shouldn't tell us. Then we know too” Ino said..

`Trrriiinnnngg..Trrrriiiinnnggg`

I looked at the phone. That was the worse ring I ever heard a phone make. Old or new.

`Heeeeyyy~ Chick, it is meeeehh~” It sounded like a bird dying or...Well..It sounded like a girl on testosterone. “So I heard some gossips about Utakata, y’know that military guy”

“This game is oddly specific…” I muttered, but then got shushed by both Ino and Sakura.

“Anyway! I heard he just didn’t love you at alll~...He just wanted to fuck you or something--”

The Dream Phone stopped talking for couple of seconds.

“ Anyway! If you can tell me how big his cock is...I will give a clue about your crussshhh~” The voice changed.

The batteries must be running low.

“Oh shit.. I don’t know how big his dick is” Ino said, looking at Sakura.

“Neither do I. If there was just a person who had an indication of how big Utakata’s cock was”

“Was? You mean ‘ is’ ! He is alive” I didn’t know why I was even defending this.

“Well….I guess you have to answer the dream phone” Ino said, indicating dramatically to the pink phone.

“I don’t think we are supposed to answer questions-”

“You can’t tell, you have never played this game before!”Ino shouted. It sounded suspicious.

But I decided to ignore it.

I grabbed the phone from the middle and put my hand before my mouth so Ino and Sakura wouldn’t be able to read my lips.

“Around 15 centimeters” I whispered.

“HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW THIS!” The put the phone an arm length away from me.

What was this game ?

“You are a virgin! You said you were a virgin! You said you didn’t fuck Utakata! How do you know his dick size?! Eh?”

“Hey!...What about my clue?” I didn’t know why I was looking away from the phone...I got scolded by a toy!

“UR CRUSH DOESN’T LIKE LIARS!”

“YEAH!”

Ino grabbed the phone from my hands and smacked it against her palm.

“Malfunction, happens all the time!” She said, wiping some sweat from her forehead.

“Soooo~ How did you know how big Utakata is?” Sakura asked, sticking a carrot in the hummus.

“Uhm of course I know. I always took showed after training-”

“Alone..with him?” Ino asked, giving me a rather shocked expression.

“Nah, with 14 other men” Now that I heard myself...It sounded weird.

“You are living the dream” Ino commented.

“It is your turn” I said, looking at Sakura.

“Adult mode, every third player’s turn has to take his clothes off!” The dream phone suddenly blurred out.

“I swear the phone said ‘his’!”I pointed an accusing finger at the phone.

“Yeah you are only acting paranoid because you are the third player” Ino said.

“No!”

“Then do as the phone says!” Sakura shouted. She was enjoying this a lot.

“You probably just misheard” Ino made a not caring gesture. I guess it wouldn't be the first time I misheard something.

“I am not going to strip” I protested.

“Just your pants is fine” Ino said.

“I repeat, the third player must take their clothes off” The dream phone rephrased.

“PANTS!” Sakura hissed in the dream phone. It was so weird. “We will do pants only” she cleared her throat.

“Oh that is good. I wanted to take off my pants the moment I put them on” I said.

“Yes baby, do that”

I swear I heard somebody whisper, but I wasn’t sure if it was coming from outside or the dreamphone.

“Lemme just check if I wear…”

“Underwear” Ino and Sakura shared a look before laughing.

“You two...Stop laughing” I muttered as I pulled my jeans off.

“Them legs!” I heard somebody shout outside and I turned my head to the window to see nobody.

“Did you guys-”

“Nope!” Both suddenly shouted.

“Maybe just some pervert walking their pet..” Sakura said.

I narrowed my eyes and threw my pants behind me.

“Now stand up, turn 90 degrees to your left and bend over” The dream phone said.

“What?!” I looked at the phone in Sakura’s hands.

“Yes squads! Ten squads” Ino said. I saw her panic slightly.

“To make little kids exercise? Damn smart game” I sighed and got up and moved to the left.

“That is right, honey” I heard Ino say.

“Yes, I know how to do a squad” I rolled my eyes.I heard Sakura laugh again.

“That is not even 90 degrees ! That is about 35” Ino stated.

“How do you even know? You failed maths!” I sat back down.

“Well...I should have told you up front he is a natural cock blocker”

I heard some muttering coming from the phone...Or was it the open window again?

“That is why you are waiting three years for that ass...It makes sense now”

“Do you guys hear that?” I looked back at Ino.

“Nope..Must be in your head” she joked.

“Hmmmm…...Possible….” I muttered.Maybe I should talk to Minato about this…

Sakura grabbed the phone and dialed the number of the guy that looked like Itachi.

“Uhm, speaker!” Ino said, pulling out some card.

“Aye” Sakura said, putting the phone on speaker.

“Hey, I am lord bitch. I am a doctor and a pretty bad one too because I like to torment the people I don’t like because they are obviously more liked by my little brother than my big ass could ever be! Dattebayo!”

I looked at Sakura.

“What was the clue?” I asked.

“Oh right, your crush is on my black list”

“Damn it, that could be anyone” I commented, looking at the list of names. Well...I could cross out the ones that looked like my brothers and Suké for sure. I grabbed the bag of crisps.

“Can you stop eating! God damn it, I can’t fucking hear shit over your chewing!” The phone said.

“Uhm...That is actually me” Sakura said, taking another bite of the carrot.

“No clue?” I asked confused

“Oh you want the clue, babe?”

“Tch, fuck off!”

I heard some rumbling coming from the dream phone before hearing.

“Your crush is….Not a raven!”

“Fuck you~” I heard a vague voice coming from the dreamphone.

I looked at my sheet and crossed out more names such as this ‘Menma’ guy.

“No scrap that! You once kissed him!” the phone changed his mind.

Probably to make the game more complicated or something.

“Who did ya kiss?” Ino gave me some sort of teasing look.

“The phone was talking to Sakura?” I got confused.

“No it was you” Sakura didn’t seem to give a shit.

“Damm this game. That could be anyone!”

“You kiss slut…”I heard this vague voice coming from the dream phone.

Was I supposed to be offended?

“My turn” I said,grabbing the phone and dialed the number of the guy looking like Tobirama.

“Good...Whatever...Uhm your crush’s favourite subject is chemistry” The dreamphone said.

“Oh nice. I hope it is Nardo” I commented, hearing a groan coming from the other end of the line. I looked back at Ino. “Maybe we need to change the batteries?”

“It is can go on. Think about the environment!” Ino said.

“POP QUESTION TIME!” THe phone suddenly yelled out.

“Oh it is Sakura’s turn” I said.

“No, you are holding it. You have to answer it” I felt like Ino made up the rules so it benefited her and Sakura,

“Fine..” I sighed, placing the phone against my ear again

“Tell me your darkest sex fantasy...hihi”

That giggle sounded so unnatural. It felt forced. Well, what did I expect from a cheap toy phone.

“Uhm...Guess...Just sex….” I wasn’t sure how I am supposed to answer to some pink toy phone.

“Don’t lie , Sasukeh!” The dreamphone said. My eyes widened and I looked at Sakura

“The phone...Knows my name..” I whispered, covering the mic with my hand.

“Yeah we dialed your name in it...That’s why!” Ino said. I looked back at the phone.

“Uhm...Alright. I fancy the idea of...Getting tied up..”

I made sure to whisper so the two ladies wouldn’t hear me over the phone.

“Damn that is hot” I heard the dreamphone say when I was done.

“Alright now I get another clue, right?”

“Y-yes! Uhm…Your crush is not a dilf!” the dream phone said. I put the horn down and looked at my list. Did Nardo count as a dilf? He seemed too young to be.

“I really think it is Nardo” I muttered, scratching the other names off the paper.

“WHY NARDO?! I heard the dreamphone shout.

“Because he is cute, sexy, caring and smart-” I couldn’t help but to feel slightly hot remembering him shirtless.

“I CAN BE THAT!”

“SHUT UP! You are screwing us!”

I heard a vague muttering in the back .

“That is it!” I stood up. “The one who has a crush on me is the dream phone! Such a plot twist!“ I exclaimed, grabbing the phone from the table, only to see the front fall off.

Did I just break the phone toy?

I looked at the back of the phone in my hand...There was a walkie talkie in it. I picked it out of the pink plastic case and looked at Sakura and Ino. Their eyes widened before both dramatically gasped.

“Somebody has been messing with us!” Ino sounded at least a bit convincing.

“Ooohh noooo...Who could do this to us…??” Sakura didn’t even try.

“I am gone. Bye bitch, you are on your own!”

I turned my head to the window. I saw one person run away while Naruto stayed behind, holding the walkie talkie in his hand as he panicked.

“Menma no!”

He looked at his friend running away..Maybe it was his cousin again. He turned his face back to me.

He smiled innocently,scratching the back of his head while. I narrowed my eyes, causing him to gulp and sweat nervously.

“Uzumaki...Naruto…”

“It was his idea I swear!” He pointed at the direction the guy ran to. I walked towards the open window and grabbed him by his collar, pulling him closer.

“You think this is funny?”

“Well...You can be very oblivious when you are off guard” Naruto swallowed.

“What?” my grip around his collar tightened.

“If you are going to kill me, please strangle me with your thighs so I can die happily, dattebayo!”

I shook my head.

“Since when did you even arrive here? Dude, this game we are playing is super weird. Hey, you wanna go for ice cream?” I asked, letting go of his collar and trying to fix it slightly.

He looked surprised before making this small praying gesture, thanking the Gods.

“O-of course! My threat! Dattebayo” He said.I leaned slightly in so I could whisper in his ear. I used my hand to stroke his hair.

“Yeah and after that we can go to my place...” I could see him smirk from the corner of my eye.

“That sounds nice-”

“Where I will choke you till your last breath”

I interrupted him while my grip round his hair tightened.

“Okay I know that your dirty fantasy-”

“I AM GOING TO MURDER YOU, USURATONKACHI!”

He escaped from my grip, making a backwards somersault on the grass before getting up.

“Don’t hate the player hate the game!” Naruto shouted as he ran away, “I will totally make it up to you,dattebayo!”

I shook my head before looking at the bushes, seeing a hint of blue eyes.

“You know...That was actually pretty hot” I heard a voice say.. I guess it was the creepy friend of Naruto’s. Or cousin..whatever..

“You pathetic perverts” I commented, closing the window behind me.

“Uhm..You can put your pants back on” Sakura gave me an awkward look.

“Never” I hissed.

#it is better than nothing #stupid tumblr app #really tumblr fix ur fucking app #still no acces on aub on any other device but my phone #forgot email and can't change it in the app because fuck logic #anyway #narusasu #some goofy stuff #menma #sasuke uchiha #naruto uzumaki #hope u enjoyed

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OKAY rant part two time for @littlelilypetal – this time about the more general plot of Arc Three because...reasons.

Also small disclaimer AGAIN for anyone else who pops in here, curious: this is from a fic written from a verse I wrote with two friends LONG before I joined Tumblr. It was written over literally hundreds of pages (I have the threads saved don’t try me boi, and the fic itself is 300,000 words and counting), and it’s very dear to me. It’s nothing that has to happen here, but it’s still a thing, and any whining about OC x Canon pairings will be met with fingers in my ears going lalala can’t hear you.

SO. Small disclaimer: this first part here is still a bit of a WIP, as my original draft had a plot hole in it. This is my attempt at fixing it xD

Arc three starts technically before the end of Shippuden, aka before Sasuke leaves. Ryū ends up going with him to raid Obito's old lab to make sure all the Uchiha bodies and parts are properly disposed of or buried. Among them is Itachi's body.

Now, Ryū at this point already has Itachi's permission to resurrect him (as noted in the other rant lol - he’s gotta come back and clean up his mess, and take care of his kids), she just doesn't have the means how, as she's lacking his body. And, of course, the body he had was ravaged by illness and worn out, let alone missing its eyes. So, while clearing the lab, she takes a DNA sample without Sasuke's knowledge, and then proceeds to help him clean up. She hasn't told Sasuke her plans yet, as she's still not 100% sure it will work.

As a test, she uses her soul retrieval technique on Neji, managing to retrieve his soul and replace it into his healed corpse. Knowing she can get it to work, she moves forward.

(Quick note about that technique: it's HELLA dangerous. Basically, a person uses a very thin connection to their body, and goes into the void to take ONE soul at a time. BUT, the longer a soul has been departed from the mortal plane, the further away it is – so she can't just take anyone who's died like a hundred years ago. Her limit is like...a few months, at best. But the void constantly eats at her chakra, and if she stays too long, she'll just...die. So it's a powerful technique, but EXTREMELY risky and limited. Hopefully it seems balanced that way ='D)

So, Sasuke then leaves a few months later, and she begins her work. At this point she’s still working in the hospital, focusing on surgeries to give her more time at home with the twins, who are about 8 months at this point. But, after her shifts, she sneaks to the basement of the hospital (aka the morgue), where there are cryogenic pods for storing bodies. They're almost always unused, and it's there she pours every spare ounce of chakra she has into regrowing an entirely new body for Itachi. It takes her months, and she nearly kills herself doing it, using up too much energy, but eventually she finishes it.

After her collapse, Tsunade confronts her, and she has no choice but to reveal her plans. Of course, Tsunade FLIPS her table, because one: that's hella dangerous, and two: how is this going to work? A few select people know the truth behind Itachi, but there's a few issues with him being revived. One is that he's still guilty in most eyes. And even if they break the truth behind the massacre, that's highly dangerous. The administration of Konoha – the Hokage and the elders – WIPED OUT an entire clan due to dissent. If the other clans learned of this, it would surely break the village apart.

Ryū announces she has a plan. Due to her connections with Sasuke as his guardian/sibling figure, she's also bumped into most of the Konoha Twelve during her years in Konoha. Most of which are heirs or at least high-ranking members of large clans. She plans to speak to them first, as they're likely the most receptive after everything they faced in the war, and knowing Sasuke's loss as his friends and comrades. By securing their agreement to help with the issue, she hopes to avoid a total meltdown.

She also has a few favors owed to her by the Hyūga, who are arguably the most powerful clan now that the Uchiha are “gone”. One for attempting to protect Hinata during Pain's invasion (I didn't elaborate on that in the other rant, but if I wrote the whole thing out we'd be here for DAYS lol), and then of course reviving Neji. She plans to rely heavily on them and her friendship with Hinata to help keep the other clans in line, by talking to her and Neji first. Hopefully, that way, the Hyūga - already knowing the plan - can lead by example by being calm, and hopefully help the other clans keep from flipping tables.

Unfortunately, Tsunade lets the plan slip to Sakura...who then tattles to Sasuke. She confronts Ryū about it, asking why she wouldn't tell him, and Ryū argues that she didn't want to get his hopes up if it failed. But, Sasuke shows up anyway, and agrees to stay and help with the plan to break the news about the coup and the massacre.

With Tsunade and Sakura's help, Ryū performs her technique, their Byakugō helping bolster her chakra alongside her sage state. Normally, Itachi would have been dead far too long. But thanks to Edo Tensei, the “distance” has sort have been...reset. It wipes her out, but she manages it, and returns the soul to his rebuilt body!

Of course, one thing they have to deal with is getting Itachi mobile. The body is basically the same as a newborn's – it has NO muscle strength, so he ends up needing months of physical therapy to get up and moving. And until he's fit (and able to defend himself, as there's fears he'll be attacked), they work with the young heirs of Sasuke's generation to move their plans forward. Ryū has a meeting with the Konoha Twelve and explains everything, and of course they all agree to help.

Once Itachi is ready, the elders are called into a meeting with Tsunade...only to find themselves surrounded by the leaders and heirs of all the major clans. They reveal that they know the truth, that Itachi has returned, and if they refuse to admit to it, they can Edo Tensei summon Hiruzen to confirm their story. Basically backed into a corner, the elders are forced to step down, where they can't bring about anything else like the massacre.

The last thing that remains is Itachi's official pardon. Tsunade decides to use Kakashi's coronation as a platform, as everyone will be gathered anyway. He explains the truth behind the massacre, and official pardons Itachi. But there are some in the crowds that look...less than happy about it.

So, from there, the general premise is how the Uchiha have to get back on their feet – forming an alliance with the Hyūga, and doing their best to settle into Konoha again.

But it doesn't end there :3c

One day, while Itachi is speaking to Kakashi about rejoining the shinobi force, Ryū senses an intruder in the compound, walking up the Naka river. She runs out to confront them...only to realize that it's SHISUI.

(which is actually the Shisui from my sideblog lolol)

BASICALLY...I think it's bull that Shisui leapt into a RIVER to dispose of his body...like...really? There's a HUGE chance it would have washed up on shore and been found by gods know who. SO, MY Shisui instead went into hiding – the only way he could know his body was safe was to keep it alive, but have everyone THINK it was dead. Even Itachi. Of course, he PLANNED to die later, but couldn't be 100% sure it would be safe. So instead (super short summary), he lived in a cave along the Naka for about ten years and learned echolocation via chakra from bats (think Toph from ATLA, only with chakra lol)

So...suddenly, Shisui is alive. Ryū is ecstatic, of course...but Itachi is PISSED. Because...had he known Shisui was still alive, he might have kept trying. He might not have had to kill the clan. A LOT could have been different. So...it takes time for him to come around, due to the guilt he feels about the massacre, and now knowing there was a chance it could have been avoided. But in reality...not really.

So now we suddenly have five blood Uchiha rather than three: Itachi, Shisui, Sasuke, and the twins. It's obviously nowhere near the clan it was before, but it's more than it was!

And this is where things start to go to shit, lol

So, remember those people, unhappy about Itachi's return? Well...there's a rather volatile group who feel the same way. See, some of the old Root members, led by Danzō, still harbor a LOT of resentment, and are still loyal to his memory. Among them is Okano Sumire, a woman obsessed with Danzō, who was a high ranking officer under his regime. She's been plotting revenge against Sasuke already for “killing” Danzō (though he technically committed suicide), and now she's got a whole lot more to be pissed about. With the massacre's truth revealed, Danzō's name is now just...dragged through the mud. And with the revelation of Itachi, she now also knows that the twins are blood Uchiha.

So, she regathers the scattered remnants of Root who are still loyal to Danzō, becomes their new leader, and basically begins plotting to wipe out the Uchiha for GOOD, as she feels they are all guilty for Danzō’s death and subsequent dishonor.

This causes the family problems all throughout Arc Three. It starts small – threats left on their doorstep, people jeering at them in public, etc. Though it's partially helped by the Hyūga, who – as the Uchiha's allies thanks to Ryū's work with them – do all they can to help bolster the tiny clan's reputation. But Sumire begins spreading dissent into the village with rumors and lies, and eventually things starting getting dangerous, including Ryū and the twins being attacked in broad daylight. She manages to hold them off with barriers, but she's obviously pretty freaked out after being attacked in the middle of the street with her KIDS with her.

So that's like...the main conflict, alongside the twins' conflict with each other. They end up on a team with Mirai, as I mentioned, with Shisui as their team leader. They later enter ANBU when able, and do their best to counteract Root. The rest of the story is basically them trying to wipe out Root before Root wipes THEM out. Of course they don’t face it alone, but it’s also pretty much THEIR problem.

And, uh...there's a rather volatile event just before the actual epilogue where it's Ryū who confronts Sumire...and someone gets killed.

But I won't spoil that :3c

ANYWAY. So yeah. That's the basic conflict (well, conflictS) of Arc Three. I had to kinda change things a wee bit after chapter 700 and Boruto became a thing, but...it's mostly unchanged. Just gotta account for other kiddos, like Sarada. Otherwise, I’m completely ignoring the PLOT of Boruto, and just sticking the pairings/kids in it to keep close-ish to canon.

But uh..yeah! Second rant, finished xD

#sylvie speaketh [ ooc ]#long post #essay number two #and this is like...the short version lmao #basically i stopped writing at the part with shisui #i haven't made any progress from there so it's more like...bare bones #but i've got most of the main plot points figured out #i just have to rewrite the 300.000 words i have #and then finish it x''d #littlelilypetal #whoh spoilers #because i'm sure there's people who care about that pfffffffffft #character essay

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