#and I mean Al is Al he’s pretty

[shishiikura]

Alucard/Cyclops is a perfect ship for a few reasons but aesthetically they’re goth/pink but also goth/punk and it’s hard to beat that

#liv rants #cyclops brand of pink punk toughguy is unmatched actually #and I mean Al is Al he’s pretty

[phantom-0-writer]

prompt 01: gotham academy's mentorship program

“Mr. Wayne, thank you so much for finding the time to meet with me.” Principal Carson, someone Bruce, became more and more familiar with as the years passed, welcomed him into his office. 

“I hope my children aren’t causing you too much trouble, Mr. Carson.” Bruce chuckled lightly, sitting in the guest seat. 

“After your generous donations to the school, I would find that difficult to believe.” Mr. Carson laughed conversationally, before getting right to business. “Actually, the reason I wanted to meet with you in person rather than over the phone despite, I’m sure, your busy schedule was to discuss Damian.” 

Damian had come to the Manor about a year and a half ago, and had been attending Gotham Academy for almost 9 months. Bruce had hoped that going to school with other kids his age would help Damian become more sociable and learn about larger society outside of the Bat, Birds, and League, but that was proving to be difficult considering the almost regular calls Alfred received from the school about Damian’s behavior or actions. 

Bruce couldn’t help the weary sigh that escaped him, “I assure you Principal Carson, we-” 

“I think you're misunderstanding, Mr. Wayne. Damian is not in any kind of trouble.” Mr. Carson reassured, “Well, for now that is.” He chuckled dryly. 

“Ah.” Bruce nodded, letting his airhead persona take the lead, while still showing that he was paying careful attention. 

“In the last few years, Gotham Academy started a mentorship program, where the younger kids usually between the grades of 5-8 can get mentored by their seniors. Damian is a brilliant child, concerningly so I believe. His peers often can’t keep up with him in terms of academics, but he lags far behind them in social skills. I think Damian would benefit from the mentorship program, where he can have someone who can truly keep up with him intellectually as well as guide him socially.” Mr. Carson explained. 

Bruce considered this, letting the idea turn over in his mind. Perhaps this is what Damian would need. “You sound like you have someone in mind.” 

“I believe the best candidate for the job would be Daniel Fenton.” Mr. Carson handed him the student profile. “He’s here on a Wayne Scholarship, which he’s held for the past year. Mr. Fenton is currently in the 11th grade, his chosen career path is astrophysics, which he plans to pursue into college. His grades are outstanding despite his difficult classes, and his professors all share the same sentiment that Mr. Fenton holds one of the greatest minds in the Academy. He shares many of the same classes with Tim as well. He has a friendly personality and gets along well with most people, pretty athletically inclined as well. All around Mr. Fenton is what Gotham Academy hopes our student to be.” 

Bruce looked over the profile in his hand. Daniel James Fenton seemed like an outstanding student. Perhaps it was time to put him to the test with Damian Wayne. 

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When Danny had been called to the office, because apparently they had assigned him a mentee, he had been expecting the worst. All the scholarship students had to sign up for the mentorship program to be on standby if a mentee ever applied. All the other scholarship kids had said it was just a formality and that none of them ever got called for it. But classic Fenton Luck. 

When Danny walked into Principal Carson’s office he was prepared to be faces with some snot-nosed brat who wouldn’t know how to take no for an answer and didn’t care about classes because they would just inherit their parents big shot company was what he was expecting. 

So imagine his surprise when he walks into a room to a liminal kid, probably around 12, who looks like he wants to be there as much as Danny does. Danny takes one look at the kid who’s trying to project himself as angry and menacing, but Danny could easily read the kid's true emotions of nervous-scared-anxious thanks to their shared less-alive-than-one-would-expect status. 

“Daniel, welcome. This is Damian Wayne. He’ll be your new mentee from now on.” Mr. Carson smiled kindly, gesturing for Danny to sit down. The liminal kid - Damian - scowled at him, projecting irritation. But all Danny could feel off of him was nervousness.

Danny was screwed, wasn’t he?

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#dpxdc #batpham #dc x dp prompt #damian wayne #danny and damian #damian al ghul #feel free to use #also maybe academic rivals tim and danny??? #i might end up wrinting this lol #damian is just a kid going thru a lot yk #i feel like he would be pretty nervous bc so many pple prob expect sm of him #but hes just a kid #i think itd be good cause danny'll just see him as a kid #and they'll go around doing regular kid stuff #itll be pretty refreshing for damian #to actually get to see the world like a regular kid #which i mean hes not a regular kid #and neither is danny #but like thats a secret #no one has to know #imagine danny and damian hanging out at the manor #tim walks in: why is the kid from my physics class in my living room??? #also maybe danny works at tim's fav coffee place #danny takes one look at liminal damian and is like crap hes my problem now isnt he #damian got contaminated by lazurus waters #or maybe he had to go in or smt??? #for angst

[lilfriezatyrant]

@zaphiregz I am sorry I have to post our little chat here because I found it too hilarious and so accurate with that GIF when you mentioned the stabbing attack on Adam:

Alastor:

'Niffty, my dear, you are a really charming soul for me."

Niffty:

"ThehHeHeHEHE yes! I stabbed pretty responsible just as I KILLED every bug!"

#some sort of shitpost maybe I dunno uwu #I found it pretty cute xD #I mean they two are adorable qwq #also because Niffty searches often contact to him and Al allows it u^u #he even got that bug headdress and is totally fine with it #JALKDFJA I NEED TO WATCH IT AGAIN #My heart will die then again 😭😭 #I stan this family so damn much qwq #Alastor #Alastor the radio demon #Niffty #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #sorry Zaph I had to do this uwu #jeez I am so happy that Adam is gone <.< he deserved it.

[boxwinebaddie]

what is the CD pet? i remember it being mentioned, but is it a dog?

how very funny you ask, lovie! because...someone a while ago asked me about a cd pet and i said, something like of 'maybe, who knows?'

me. ;)

i know.

skdhslkds

and shortly, you all will too, my darlings! for the sake of surprise and spoilers, i was just keeping the identity of the cd pet in the shadows.

which, speaking of shadows, it is the very first time that the citizens of a now very flooded and fucked up blondie's apartment ( minus marj ) arrive in the foyer of the crimson dawn manwhoresion, which again is this MASSIVE very gloomy and ominous sick-torian mansion with lots of cool glass skull door handles, old creaky floors and creepy portraits on the wall -- art of the dearly, or not so dearly, departed...dep(art) if you will -- except the interior has new electrical running through it so that the boys can still make pizza bagels in the air fryer and play legendary smash tournaments on their uber lux, big bucks, emphasis on big 98" flat screen tv...8k, ofc. ;)

anyways, they make it inside with what little luggage/personal shit they could salvage out of the wreckage of their Literal falling apartment, regrettably like half of kyle's really cool clothes are missing...i wonder if someone has things he can borrow...but ANWAYS AGAIN! when they walk in, jersey kyle sets down curb's carrier and suzie on sort of side table and is like 'holy fuck, i do naught like the feel of this place at all. this shit feels like something out of a horror movie, like i swear to gahd if some shit attacks m--"

aND RIGHT AT THAT MOMENT SOMETHING BODY SLAMS KYLE. like this herculean mass of energy, this strong, dark force runs at him at light speed, and is all over him. kyle is freaking the fuck out like oh my god this is actually a horror movie i am going to die, he screaming very girlish screams smh and then right when he thinks this supernatural monster beast from hell is going to gut him, somewhere off to the side, out of sight, the most threatening, frightening, authoritative and booming voice commands...

"sparky, sientate."

...and who is it, ofc...

but raven of crimson freakin' dawn. <3

who rushes over -- also this is irrelevant but i think he is in this sick colorful emo boy sweater and some ripped skinny jeans, you know, whore couture winter addition, he can be modest, you guys! -- and at the sight of him, this very large dog is immediately placated and ravenstan drops the scary dog training voice and is like "helllooo, sweet boy, mwahmwahmwah. besito besito besiiiiitoooo~ <33 :*"

i love ravenstan so bad, he's litrally so cute and an emo disney prince.

so sparky is just licking stan's face and being so sweet and we realize that sparky did not attack jersey to be vicious he just literally upon first glance liked him so much he wanted to say hi ksadhlsakd. amazing. kyle, however, hates most animals and drool and is a cat person and is like wiping his face with a hankerchief like fml.

and after a second, ravenstan rememeber, oh fuck, Kyle!!! so he immediately looks very worried and is like "i am SO sorry, jersey. he is super sweet, he just gets a little excited, y'know? are you--are you hurt at all? </3 here, take my hand, i'll help you up." all wide eyed

and jersey kyle aka crush era jersey my favorite period of time, is just looking up at raven of crimson dawn like he is a beautiful fake blonde eyeliner wearing apple cinnamon scented angel of death and...do yo know how badly kyle wants to take his hand? literally SO BAD. gay! down horrendous!!! but you know, he is a cold unfeeling husk and he does not like raven of crimson dawn! no way! i'm not dropping my mask in front of all these people, i am a loaded gun, i'm a weapon.

so kyle lifts his hand up like he's gonna take raven's hand and then at the last second, flips him off, rolls his eyes and is like "i've got it, ayshole." to which stan is like visibly disappointed for a second before Switching and shrugging doing the raven voice like 'suit yourself. you know, i like a man that's independent and can take care of himself." ;)

smhhhhh stan stop FLIRTING WITH KYLE IN FRONT OF EVERYONE LITERALLY NOT JERSEY TRYING NOT TO BLUSH LIKE!!! FOULLL!!

so important side note is that sparky is wearing...a pink bandana, ofc. which ofc, also means that he came from big gay al's animal rescue where curb also came from. and...sigh...so this is a small continuity error because i had al pretend not to know who the three people who paid blondie's rent were, but really all he said was that they didn't leave their names and ravenstan's voice sounded like heaven, which doesn't imply he....Doesn't know who he is.

and idk, was perhaps just keeping a secret for him...because raven actually does a fuck ton of volunteer work over there! hot boy shit! he is ofc, dressed like busted ass stan, but alas still v beautiful indeed. i think as a toolshed reference maybe spark got struck or nearly struck by lightning, he also has all that energy haha. stan basically foster failed him and he is ravenstan's emotional support dog and cd house pet, we love you sparky. that also means...drum roll pleaaaasee...

ravenstan knows curb! which is why curb got extremely excited to see him because ravenstan used to take care of him when he was in the animal santuary and stuff. so he quite literally heard stan's voice and was like!!!! aaaa!!! i missed you!!!! so cute omg reunited.

but yeah, they talk about that for a little...small world you know even for a big celebrity...kyle has sort of cute down horrendous gay daydream-y thoughts about how often stan must have come and go unbeknownst to all of them

( which he thinks is impossible because raven of crimson dawn's outfits are so shiny and tiny and scandalous that he has no idea how he could walk down the street without being noticed...but then, he's never actually seen stan look Normal and also...yeah kyle i bet you would be able to spot ravenstan a mile away and not be able to look away you gay ass bitch Stand Up!!!! )

and how cute he probably looks feeding all the lil critters in the pink shirt and like introducing little kids to them...also whether or not he rolls his sleeves up and how good his arms look...GO TO JAAAAAAIL.

but yeah! sparky! <3333 in my unpublished first draft boards i actually made a little section just for sparky.

final note: curb and sparky do hate eachother. they have shelter beef.

enemies to lovers, anyone?

-uncle nina, instigator of drama

#i'm gonna proof read this later i am lazy #but basically curb really liks raven and sparky immdiately really likes kyle but kyle is such a hater he's like control ur beast #i do think ravenstan looks cute in his big sweater and the jeans putting down his nightmare before christmas mug petting his big scary dog #he is my hero he is very cute to me #also after ravenstan did the scary command voice as a joke kenny raised their hand & said Is Anyone Else Bricked Up Right Now #and literally everyone raised their hands including jimmy like he risked falling over...ravenstan do not be raising his voice ever #but that was how he was taught to train most animals like someones mean scary mexican mom and it totally works #anyways NOT KYLE NOT TAKING STANS BEAUTIFUL HELPFUL HAND HES SUCH A FUCKING HATER #he wanted to so bad he was staring at it w such wide eyes for a second like omg he was worried abt me thats so cute hes so pretty and nice #aND THEN WAS LIKE EWEWEW YOU DISGUST ME GET A GRIP YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU ARE PATHETIC STAND UP #goddamnit kyle will u be vulnerable for one second like he actually was bc hes actually pretty scared of big dogs he was very shaken #a small rm plot line is stan helping kyle get over his fear of big dogs bc sparky is so nice and kyle is wincing #and petting him with two fingers and is like...oh god it licked me...and stans like that means he likes you! he has good taste #raven stop rizzing kyle holy shit he cant take it #stan working at the shelter is so cute he totally does roll his sleeves up and his tattoos and biceps do look good #and he puts his hair back in the pink big als rescue standana and totally talks to all the cats and is like excuse me miss blossom #that was very rude to loki :( i think you owe him an apology!!! #and she meows back and loki scowls and hes like...now loki there's no need for that descaro papi!! >:O lets try that again #loki meows softly back and stan scratches both them behind the ears and is like amazing see all better <333 #something abt ravenstan knowing the same cats that jerseykyle does and them both just not knowing despite being so close together #and probably just barely missing each other everytime...the beautiful waft of cinnamon or a stan laugh sometimes... #maybe he wasn't being so crazy after all #SPARKKYYYY

[welcometogrouchland]

I get the impression that money was a bit tight on clouds on the horizon in general, what with the uneven time put into the lumity kiss vs the hexsquads fight outside blight manner w/ the infamous cha cha slide, plus background details going wonky (like baloony hunter), but my favourite semi-wonky frames are the closeups on Hunters face when he's talking with Luz about him being a grimwalker.

bc the proportions are just. So funny to me. Why is his nose so long. Why are his eyes in the middle of his face. When did his forehead get so big. What's happening. Did I die. Is this purgatory. I unironically love this bc it reminds me that this show was made by people who were trying their best. And sometimes their best looks the Bunter Vs hexsquad fight in thanks to them and other times it looks like this

[ID: a screenshot of a close-up on Hunters face from clouds on the horizon. The placement and proportions of his face are slightly off. End ID]

(although in searching for this image I was informed that a different studio than normal animated clouds on the horizon. Which is probably at least part of the reason why there's so many bungled frames. Also probably why the cha cha slide got animated the way it did. God I love animation)

#ramblings of a lunatic #the owl house #toh #hunter toh #I'm sorry if this post seems mean i promise you I'm trying not to be this is unironically one of my favourite parts of rewatching this ep) #my thoughts on clouds on the horizon are that i like it's individual elements but it struggles to be more than the sum of its partd #*parts #mainly i think that everything is pretty strong minus. literally the ''main'' storyline of amity and her family #i think you need at least one extra scene to communicate to the audience that the relationship between al and odalia- #-is more abusive than we'd previously been led to believe. because as it stands it feels like too much of a leap between previous eps #but like. everything else about this episode is good and works #its that storyline that lets this ep down and makes it feel incongruous to me #i recognise that it's a result of the shortening and I'm not mad about it so i don't make a big stink about it #but its the reason i dont really care too much abt alador as a character. he's good when it lets me explore other characters feelings #(Darius Amity even Willow or Camilla etc) #but other than that he's just kinda there #anyway i think i mostly wanna get to the specials #im fighting the part of me telling me to just rewatch my comfort eps (asias and labyrinth runners. also ftf a lil bit) bc WE JUST DID THAT #IF I KEEP WATCHING THEM TOO MANY TIMES I'M GONNA GET SICK OF IT AND DIE #but like. i really wanna :( #being strong tho /j

[hearties-circus]

What if you take a meme redraw and make it sad

#al art #al ocs #post-conflict i feel i should mention #but literally just post like #cause i was just thinking about it being silly and non canon like all the other meme drawings #mainly cause i was like well at that point in the story rosa has pretty much stopped using drugs but then i actually though about it #like of fucking course he would relapse after the death match #so as far as im concerned this is vaguely canon #i will say though rosa aint good at accepting help it defos tells shell that he cant say shit about its behaviour being a chainsmoker #but shell became friends with rosa because its a little shit whos mean to people when hes scared so he doesnt care about that comment #shell #rosa #drug m

[tuneonin]

@captainbuzzkill88 " What the hell do you want now?"

"Now Husker, is that any way to greet an old friend? I just wanted to say hello while you were still on your bartending duties! No need to be so cold!"

#captainbuzzkill88 #you’re on the air! (ask) #(( Al you've been pretty dang mean to him in canon I think he has the right to be huffy ))

[wraithsoutlaws]

Different anon but I wanna say i love your DD cyberware hcs! Which honestly are really more like canon if you read certain maelstrom convo shards..but also their signature eye cyberware is an optic nerve split so they take the nerves attached to the back of the retina and reroute them to the faceplate resulting in a super fuckin wide field of view, and apparently the FPS on those bad boys is in the hundreds resulting in killer headaches/migraines if used for too long

Bonus question! Does Al like cockroach? I don’t think I’ve seen her interact with him

man if that were me i think i would shove my head into a pillow and never leave BUT that being said i do have a couple other thoughts on that topic brewing in another post so im gonna leave it at that on this one for now but to answer your question

yes!!! i have severely neglected al content here unfortunately but she loves cockroach and cockroach loves her! i'm not sure i ever mentioned it but al also has a critter friend (because i'm really predictable and weak). she finds a hurt possum on the road and nurses him back to health. she names him Axel, after the man who helped raise her and whom she misses very much. axel is like the anti-cockroach in that where cockroach is a generally good hearted boy, axel is rabid and menacing and will bite most people who approach him except for al. so she has a good rapport with lil guys already and is absolutely delighted when she meets cockroach. instant best friend tbqh

#its funny u ask because i did recently think about doing some piccies of them together dsklajfdklsafjla #i have so many images in my head and so little energy 😔✌️ #seeing the way she is with cockroach helps knock some sense into dagger who is unfortunately conflicted about finding out he has a kid #'conflicted' dude is just TERRIFIED lmao #and for dagger that translates to Mean and Cold #oc: al juniper #extra lore that doesnt matter is that axel is an old ex-maelstrom og #and al sees a bit of him in dum dum #axel is also the guy who dagger was close to in the circus and is the person who pretty much paves the way for dagger to wind up #at maelstroms front door #we owe this man so much and i never even made him cc #for the record in my HEAD i see him as sort of a jeffrey d.ean #morgan type :>

[mintjeru]

are you normal or did you note down the puns in the act 1 event quest to compare between localizations

#so the thing is i heard there would be puns so i switched my text language to spanish again #and i caught 3 of them #the first is the va-iew-vyastra one #that one was pretty much the same in spa it was 'vayumatra' so i think it was just the 'matra' pun #the second in en was apparently 'ground nuts' #i find the spa one more related to the context of a.lbedo's suggestion to test out m.ondstadt native flora afterwards #it's 'valbayas' instead and he said it's bc 'vayas al suelo' tal vez despues de comer demasiado #i will admit that one coaxed an actual laugh out of me #valberry in spa text is valbaya -> baya means berry #but the pun is bc vaya and baya are pronounced almost the same way #the 'b' in baya in this case is an approximate of /b/ bc it appears in intervocalic position #and orthographic 'v' is pronounced as /b/ after a significant pause #idr if he was speaking quickly at this time but yeah #and 'vayas' is the 2nd person singular subjunctive form of 'ir' meaning 'to go' #so the gloss would probably be 'you fell to the ground' #bc she ate too many valberries #the third in en was 'c.ollei lily/flower' #in spa they did a diff pun and he said 'coleigas' como las colegas de c.ollei #it's a cognate so 'colleague' and 'c.ollei' #love these little changes in the localizations it makes me pay more attention to differences #i also mainly use cn voiceover. sometimes i switch to en for certain characters #i left the vo the same and boy was that a test of listening comprehension #unfortunately i'm not as proficient there so i could only pick out certain words and phrases #which was still fun ngl! i really took my time with this quest #i played it late in the day too so that's why this is late-ish #oh right and i was spiraling in the abyss earlier which put me in The worst mood but hey 36 stars we take those #if you read this essay. why. but yw that was your localization infodump for the day #unfortunately i cannot ramble about this anywhere so to the blog it goes #genshin spoilers #note

[gayjaytodd]

am watching Batman Begins and I hate to say it but --- it fucking slaps

#jay talks #batman begins #I mean -- except for the racism/orientalism but that shit's pretty unavoidable when adapting ra's al ghul and the league #unless the filmmaker is willing to approach it critically but well. that's a bit much to expect from chris nolan circa 2005 #I love cillian murphy as scarecrow tho he's fucking amazing #I love liam neeson but why why why did they cast him as ra's #(racism. the answer is racism) #anyway. christian bale is really hot as bruce wayne

[blakeshaw-oracle]

HELP the line abt Robin being such a problem Al can’t sleep at night is sooooo funny to me PLEASE elaborate

(I’m the guy that sent you the ‘Everything is Kinda Ok’ Verse <3)

Oh my god-- I thought it'd be something funny to add because I can just imagine Robin being an ABSOLUTE MENACE to Al any fucking chance he gets. Finney is his best friend alright, and Robin would rather die than let anyone hurt him! (I mean... 👀 but that's beside the point)

Like at first, he's just super sus about Al in general. Finney tells him that there's this old dude next door that just LETS FINNEY IN whenever he comes knocking. Stranger danger and all that shit; the alarms are immediately going off.

Robin probably tries to get more dirt on Al through Finney by asking a million questions but Finney just says the same thing every time. "Oh, no! Mr. Sh- Al isn't like that. He's just nice and I like his dog." Robin doesn't buy it for a second.

Since he knows Finney is smart and won't say anything incriminating, Robin starts investigating for himself. Any time him and Finney walk by Al's house after school and Al is out on his front lawn, Robin just gives him the dirtiest fucking stink eye he can muster. He makes sure Finney doesn't see but Al sure as hell does. Robin wants to send a message-- Do. NOT. fuck. with. Finn.

Albert fucking gets it, alright. Loud and clear. The poor man is sweating BUCKETS every time he sees the Arellano boy. He knows too much. It stresses Al out every time he thinks about it, he's losing sleep over it. What does Robin know? HOW does Robin know? Is he going to do anything, or does he just hate Al for no good reason?

Al sure as hell isn't going to ask him. He doesn't have a death wish, after all. (He knows it's kind of stupid, worrying about what a 13-year-old might do but have you SEEN Robin? The kid is scary.)

Robin's just content knowing that he makes the old man nervous. He should be nervous. If Robin finds out that the man is harming Finney in any way, he's gonna have his balls.

Then, whenever the three happen to be in the same area, Robin makes sure to STARE Al down and constantly stand in between him and Finney. He's like one of those chaperones at a school dance; leave room for Jesus. (The "room" just happens to be at least 3 feet at all times.) Finney has no idea why this always happens when Robin is around but feels like he probably shouldn't ask.

Once everything boils over and Al and Finney eventually become a thing, they both agree to never speak a word of it to anyone. Especially Robin.

- εϊз

#Ask Response #Thanks for the Ask bestie #Crazed Ramblings #AU Agenda #Everything Is Kinda Ok Verse My Beloved #Blakeshaw #Alfinn #Magicspace #I mean I also think that once Robin gets to know Al he comes around and they're fine #He just gets a kick out of scaring the shit out of a grown man #And we all know he'll always look out for Finney so he's just trying to make sure Al has good intentions #Instead of meeting Al at the door with a shotgun Robin pulls up with his fists #I mean it works #Good for him #Robin is Finney's protective older brother even though I'm pretty sure they're the same age #Also I really love this AU my dude #Your mind is amazing and I'm kissing ur brain rn #Proship #Profic

[himemeika]

The more I think about CoS the less I hate it tbh...

#having watched even just a little of Bro/therho/od really put things into perspective for me I think. #I'm rlly bad at finding the deeper meaning in things and just taking stories at face value #so I was a bit harsh abt the movie actually.. I had to spend a lot of time thinking about what the movie meant for the series/why it was #made in the first place. I was pretty upset with how things... were? Especially with Hu/ghs bc he's one of my favorites #but I get it now. #I think it's just abt how war is bad and so is the mi/litary. #What happens (with technology) on the other side of the door is fueled by the use of alc/hemy on the side the show focuses on #and the people both reached ''taboos'' for the sake of what they may believe to be right but is extremely harmfull in the long run. #(nuclear weapons and the creation of human life/the homo/ncul/i) #The movie's Al was so determined to prove himself he didn't care abt the harm his work would bring #and E/d was so determined to bring his mom back he didn't care about the consequences. #and then there's the whole thing with Hu/ghes... despite how lovable he seems fans need to know he is capable of doing/saying/believing #horrible things. in Bro/ther/hoo/d he clearly doesn't care enough about the people he's hurting. He's selfish. #blood #.txt #Nick.txt #Vamppostz

[duckiesdoodlesdelight]

me making actual character references vs just doodling a bunch of almost full bodies  . FIGHT !!

#theyre bc i wanna make a space wizard dating sim but im sleeeepy so i might not get around to it #so i will infodump about it in the tags #its pretty simple theres not really any big high stakes unless if you go for the coworker route #bc u then actually get sacrificed or somethin like that. bc that person wnats their partner to have your position #(which is a highly sought out position that al ot of people want but it will never get specified because its funny) #(i'll actually make up the positions real name if i do end up making this) #so ummm the space wizard worldbuilding is basically just #buncha magical people. a lot of them dont end up pursuing magic too deeply and instead just learn the basics #(which is like. levitation and such) #wizards who want to study a specific pathway that isnt space usually end up doing it as a child (esp if u do water stuff bc of the physical #alter..whats it. altercations? no thats fighting. alternations i think. yea alternations) #(the physical alternations . bc ur body needs to be even More water than it was before) #(the hardest part for some people w this water stuff is just... learning to chill out a little. water is very overdramatic and u gotta learn #to keep it in shape. keep it in line. gotta compromise) #i like lee he is so cool to me . his storyline in specific is becoming a certified fire wizard #there aren't many since you have to be very passionate always . fortunately lee is that sort of person. #i mean its not 100% ALWAYS always umm. heart ablaze yadda yadda if the fire in ur heart goes out .. . you know #ooo ooO!!! CALLIE IS A TEACHER BTW . that is why shes dressed like that #a lot of the more loose classical wizard/fantasy magic vibes r reserved for work n such. most wizards have a little halo #to signify how powerful they are #(lee is an exception totally not bc i couldnt get a good fire-themed halo . i dont like the fire just shootin out. idk how to describe it #brain fried . anyways lee is special to me so he gets little flame effect in the hair.) #nettle is very simply a plant user. plant magic m ybeloved. wizards who do plant stuff can also technically control animals #if they so choose it / have a strong enough will for it #they utilize living things to manipulate them into positions / stages of growth #they r very good for the planet building business (of which you are working for with that very special position) #tenmon is ur boss he technically isnt romance-able but if u play ur moves right . maybe #i plan on implying river is asexual since most of the love interests you can actually Build ap lanet with but not river bc. aforementioned #spoilers if i ever do make that. i plan on callie's ''planet'' actually being some moons #nettle makes some fuckin banger planet <3

[marxistgnome]

Ive been thinking about a dr who/ star trek Crossover recently, and i wasn't sure how it would go cos even though theyre both sci fi each show has an incredibly different structure and overall vibe, but ive decided the only way to go is to have odo meet the rebel flesh

#imagine. #it would be so good #star trek #ds9 #odo #like my friend was talking about it the other day #abd i think what people dont get is that the doctor would probably get arrested #like if he did his whole thing of just showing up and looking around with his sonic they would call security cos j can't just show up on #a starship and expect to be allowed to mill about #like i guess they would try and follow first contact procedure but likr #based on their interactions with q they would not just kind of accept his presence their like people on dr who do #i mean they mighg get along eventually but whag im saying id he couldnt just park the tardis on the enterprise #say im the doctor im here to help and have everyone be chill #cos chain of command exists #i think picard would think the tardis is very cool but he definitely would not go aling with the doctors antics #especially if he met the tjme lord victorioys version #i guess on ds9 its less well protected so he could pretty easily sneak in #but then again on ds9 they are less likely to follow procedure so hed get knocked out i think

[basic-bitch-alkali]

why does it still hurt?

#i mean ik i fucked him up #pretty bad #ik he hates me no matter how much he lies #i've cut all ties with him #but why does it still hurt to know for a fact that he hates me? #al shitposting #dni

[tojirights]

bro i’m going absolutely INSANE over alastor 😻😻

so, how about when lucifer comes by the hotel, he subtly flirts w alastors girl. alastor is on the verge of going apeshit and almost leaves charlie fatherless.

instead of murdering anyone, he decides to take his frustrations out on his darling, leaving bite marks and hickies on spots just visible enough for lucifer to notice next time he comes by..

a/n: im OBSESSED 😍😍

alastor immediately recognized lucifer as competition on multiple fronts. obviously, the king of hell was a threat in terms of power level, and alastor hated that. but alastor also quickly hated how charming the devil was.

upon meeting you, lucifer takes your hand and bows, placing a kiss on your hand as well. alastor's eye twitches, watching someone else put their dirty little hands and mouth on what is his. "my, what a pleasure. you're helping charlie? that's lovely! means i'll get to be seeing you around more, huh? she didn't mention such a pretty little thing was her hotel manager." lucifer speaks to you, a cool smirk on his face. he's clearly interested in you, and while alastor can't blame the man, he's seething with rage. clearing his throat, alastor takes a step towards you and reaches a hand out to lucifer in an attempt to shift his attention.

"alastor." he speaks, barely containing the anger in his voice. "it truly is an honor to be meeting you, sir." you raise a brow at the tense interaction going on in front of you but pay it no mind. lucifer gives alastor a tight lipped smile and shakes his hand. "ah, you as well. charlie has talked about you." you notice the way alastor glares at lucifer, yet keeps a smile on his face the entire time. lucifer turns back to you, putting a gloved hand on the small of your back. "now how's about a tour, hm?" he leans into your ear to whisper, causing goosebumps to rise on your skin.

behind you, alastor's horns grow and eyes redden, ready to risk it all in a fight with the devil and take out this whole god damned hotel if it meant lucifer never touched you again. "o-oh um, that's typically done by-" you start, but suddenly, charlie is running down the stairs with a panicked look on her face.

"heeyy dad! let's go this way, towards your room! it's late, you should rest." her smile is clearly fake, and you see her eyes dart from you to alastor and back to you. luckily, alastor reeled in his rage when the princess showed up and was back to his normal self on the surface. you can feel the energy coming from your partner, malicious intent painted all over his aura and you gulp. "al, c'mon... charlie's right."

alastor doesn't speak, but he follows you to your room for the night. the door is barely shut before alastor is lifting your legs and tossing you onto the bed. "care to explain why the fuck that little slimy king of hell was all over you?" he doesn't give you another moment to process before he's tugging your shirt over your head. "it's just harmless, al. you know i don't want anyone but you." you assure him, but alastor's teeth find your neck.

"i may trust you, darling, but i do not trust lucifer." his voice has a low growl to it that ignites your core. "but-" you gasp when alastor's mouth closes on the skin behind your ear, nipping it with sharp teeth. "no, because he and everyone in this place will know who you belong to." you shudder underneath of him, slight tinges of pain shooting down your spine at every nip and pull of your skin. alastor moves down your neck, leaving a trail of angry red and purple spots in his wake.

his tongue circles every bruise in an attempt to soothe your inflamed skin, but the marks just darken by the second. you hands dive into his hair, holding onto the silky strands. you feel alastor's body shudder as you circle the tufts of hair by his ears, making him press his hips to yours. "everyone in hell, my dear, is going to know that you're mine. not a single soul will ever try to touch you again." his breathing hitches, grinding his quickly hardening cock against your leg. you whimper when his teeth latch onto your collarbone, sucking hard and adding another welt to your skin.

"i want him to hear you." he hisses as he tugs your pants down over your ankles. its hasty, the way alastor frees his cock and pushes into your pussy, but you were more than ready for the intrusion. you cry out, suddenly being so, so full and alastor groans. "yes darling, just like that." your legs wrap around his waist, forcing every thrust just a little further until he's pounding at your cervix.

"d-don't stop sir." you gasp, eyes rolling into the back of your head while alastor's mouth latches onto the other side of your neck this time. "who do you being to?" he asks, hot breath fanning your skin. "y-you, alastor!" you whine, flexing your hips up to his in an attempt to build friction. "please, make me cum. only you feel so good." alastor peppers you in soft kisses now, ever grateful that you're willing to entertain the idea of letting lucifer know just who makes you feel like this.

alastor sneaks a hand between your bodies to rub skillful circles around your clit until your legs start shaking. "good, good girl. scream for me." he smirks when your tone shifts and he can tell by how tight you squeeze around his cock. "a-alastor fuck!" your body spasms, waves of pleasure rolling over you as you cum. alastor's orgasm follows shortly after, his teeth finding your skin once more as he spills deep inside of your pussy.

you have a brief moment of embarrassment when you think about just how loud you just were, your hand flying up to your mouth. alastor just laughs, placing a kiss on your forehead. "don't panic, my sweet. i think this little display will prove quite effective in keeping lucifers grubby little hands off of you." alastor pulls out slowly and carries you to a nice warm shower before tucking you in for the night.

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"jesus christ, did you get into a fuckin' fight with a bear?" angel laughs when you walk into the kitchen the next morning. you were covered in hickeys all the way down your neck, and you were barely walking straight. lucifer refuses to make eye contact with you, especially after alastor walks into the room shortly after. "good morning everyone!" alastor chirps, smirking at lucifer who rolls his eyes and sips his coffee.

"well, there's the bear..." husk mutters, earning a cackle from angel.

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