#and 3) how fucking obvious it would be

[thatgaywizardoverthere]

Hey remember that time in 1.09 when Merlin went to take out wraith Tristan like “oh this’ll be SO discreet” because it was nighttime and then immediately proceeded to publicly light him up like a fucking Guy Fawkes Day effigy with a trail of fire leading directly back to him

#listen #tell me i’m wrong #a horde of guards like 10ft away are currently paying up their bets for #1) how long it would take merlin to attack the knight with magic #2) what kind of magic he would use #and 3) how fucking obvious it would be #the guards from that lying in the grass pic have made absolute BANK and are now planning an extravagant wedding #gaius is roasting marshmallows on a flaming tristan to stress eat #merlin can’t wait to tell hunith how discreet he’s being in camelot #arthur wakes to zero brain cells and one wedding invitation from the guards #just a normal day in camelot #in a land of myth #and a time of dumbassery #excalibur #merlin #bbc merlin

[fuutas-boyfriend]

“we have to vote amane guilty or else she’ll kill [insert prisoner here]!!” okay but have you considered how fucking funny it would be for any of those grown adults to lose to a 12 year old that’s not even 5 ft tall. at that point that’s on them

#icarus.txt #milgram #amane momose #like the obvious one is shidou #do u know how fucking funny it would be #also i very much doubt anyone will actually die. we need 3 trials #we can’t have that if one of thems fucking dead

[sanasanakun]

The weed is making me courageous so I think my biggest unpopular opinion for Bg3 is I don’t think Astarion is sexy or cute or anything at all really. He’s just there. Like he’s just a dude with an attitude problem lol like I keep seeing people compare the man to a renaissance painting like he’s fucking Lestat. Dude wishes he was Lestat lmao he’s just some white man with high cheekbones 😂😂

#bg3 critical #astarion critical #larian studios critical #and I also don’t like how he received obvious favoritism from the writers #but that’s a whole other gripe #if I didn’t know about the weird fandom obsession for him and Larian’s favoritism I prob would use him more #idk rubs me the wrong way which sucks cause I like his character a lot and he makes me laugh #but I’m sick of seeing him ig? #at least online #like give me more shadowheart or Wyll or anyone else #this prob why I like bloodweave so much cause it removes me (Tav or Durge) from having to interact with him more haha #also totally unrelated but make the game four acts (there’s four chosen technically) #act 1 set up act 2 Kethric act 3 Orin act 4 Gortash #switch Orin and Gortash around but FUCK just balance out the villains please lmao

[quietwingsinthesky]

1 or 34 for the master pls thank u :333!!!!!!!

extremely funny to me how quickly this got away from me alsjfjfkskkdj. i started thinking too hard about okay but Who could bring the master to his knees. the doctor? hey wait remember that time ten had a god complex for a little bit. what if he got worse about that, actually. and then it just kept going-

This is not the Doctor whose arms he died in.

Oh, the face is the same, but the eyes are all wrong. Still ancient, as old as the Master is, but they’ve gone hard like bone. He doesn’t spare a glance around the room at the cowering scientists or the politician that wanted to use the Master, who gave him such easy access to a perfect plan before the Doctor landed his TARDIS on top of the machine and crushed it. Only to one human, the one assigned to hold the Master’s leash.

“Give him to me,” he says. The Master curls his fingers. A step closer, and he’ll let the Doctor taste lightning again.

His assigned guard all but throws the leash at the Doctor. (They’re all terrified. Something’s… wrong, there. Not a misplaced sympathy of his own — let them fear their betters — but it’s the Doctor, it’s how he ignores them, how he holds himself like. He looks every bit a Time Lord.) The Doctor catches it, turns it in his hand, and yanks. The Master feigns a stumble, energy surging through his skin and bones, rattling up dangerously until-

The Doctor pulls harder, knocking him off-balance and to his knees. He twists, but there’s a hand in his hair, painfully dragging his head back until his neck screams in pain. The pinprick of a needle is barely a whisper above it, but the sluggish cold that spreads from the injection spreads no matter how he struggles. The Doctor grips his hair tighter.

“There. You’re stabilized,” the Doctor notes. The Master pants, his limbs growing heavier. “And sedated. You have to be so difficult.” For the first time, the Doctor’s voice falters from the detached tone he’s taken so far. It’s harsh, as thick with accusation as with self-reproach, “I asked you to come with me.” The Master is having a hard time ordering his thoughts. They stretch too far for him to see the whole of them, his sense of time and of himself going numb.

“How?” he lands on, more important than any other question. The Doctor’s grip begins to loosen, letting his head sag forward. His body wants to follow. His vision of the floor he’s kneeling on blurs.

“You were living on borrowed time,” the Doctor says. “I have all of it to work with at my fingertips. When I saw you again…” There’s the absent trail of fingers through his hair. The Master recoils from it instinctively, though that sends him further down, barely holding himself up on his hands. The collar draws tight around his throat when he falls, forcing out a gasp, but it loosens again. “It only took a few decades. I’d have given more to you.” The Master lifts his hand, slowly, and forces it out in front of him. It’s humiliating to crawl, but his limbs can barely keep his weight. He barely moves himself forward a few inches before the collar is a hard barrier against his breath again, and this time, he doesn’t receive any slack. He has to scoot back towards the Doctor.

“You’re going to live,” the Doctor says, without mercy. He steps around the Master, the leash dragging along the floor with a mocking hiss.

“And the rest of you,” the Doctor’s voice grows louder. It becomes a proclamation, a warning. “I won’t hurt you. It’s a stupid and dangerous thing you were doing, but that’s… that’s what you love most, humans. Stupid, dangerous things.” Where’s the sickening fondness, the Master wonders. Where’s the disappointment, even, in his favorite pet species? All he can hear in the Doctor’s voice is carefully controlled anger. “I’m not going to hurt you for putting the whole world in danger,” he repeats, as though he’s reminding himself of that fact, and then, the Master can hear him smile. Regeneration after regeneration, and the Doctor always talks different when he’s smiling. “I don’t have to. If you ever try anything like this again, you won’t have existed in the first place to come up with the idea. I will take you out of this timeline.” He pauses. “Or maybe I’ll just make you kinder. Buy you a coffee on a bad day and change your life forever. You can exist, just not like this.”

He sounds powerful, and worse, he doesn’t sound scared of it. The Master uses the last of his strength to drag himself back up to his knees. The Doctor is surveying the room, memorizing faces, lost in thought about time to tamper with. The Master puts a hand around his own leash. He tries to pull.

All that does is get the Doctor’s attention.

His eyes. The Master is afraid of his eyes.

“Sorry,” the Doctor says, “I’m not going to carry you. You’ll have to crawl.” The Master is searching for anything familiar in him. And what there is, what little there is that he recognizes, is only because of how easily he could have seen it in a mirror instead. “If you pass out, I’ll drag you,” the Doctor offers like a compromise. He turns away from the Master, snaps his fingers, and the doors to the TARDIS burst open.

He takes the Master prisoner. He saves the world. They are both, after all, the Doctor’s alone to decide what to do with.

[whump prompt]

#(points at the doctor) oh he’s a little fucked up actually #silly time lord eldritch horror of a man. he gets to decide how timelines go <3 he gets to erase people or change them forever if he feels #like it <3 he can swallow up decades and decades in isolation figuring out how to subdue the master <3 #(i do find it funny how often the show has to ditch the tardis because the obvious answer to any impending crisis otherwise would be ‘the #doctor gets in his time machine box and goes to another time to come up with a solution for as long as he needs to and then comes back #seconds after leaving with his solution in hand.’ untapped potential horrors in this idea.) #anyway. time lord victorious ten. my silly little god complex guy <3 #doctor who #the doctor #the master #i dont know if i should tag this as shippy because its not except in the ways that it is. #kinda gay to drag your best enemy along on a leash because he died to spite you before so you drugged him so much that he can’t fight you #when you save him this time #fanfiction

[a-r00m-with-a-m00se]

nothing day

#testing out a style that feels right for me as i de rust and adjust to digital art #dhmis #fluffybird #made in pencil 2d #my art #my works #its 3 in the morning- i wake up in a cold sweat thinking about how something was off in this deawing #ITS THE FUCKING SIZE OF THE RED ONE AND NOW HIS FEET DONT MATCH THE BOTTOM OF THE ROCKING CHAIR AND HIS HAND IS TOO BIG #LITERALLY ALL I HAVE TO DO IS SIZE HIM UP AND UGH #ugh #every drawing ive posted has some fixable error and this is why i never post but also im so fresh to digital its so easy to zoom in #and just miss really obvious stuff so i might just have a day where i revise everything and i wonder if any of you would notice #if i just edited the post and not make a new post.... is that rude? i wonder if theres a better way to do these things

[roostertuftart]

Welp. I impulsively made the very incomplete WIP public on YouTube so ig I’ll post it here too.

Project I did as a final last semester. The green art was actually made about 2 years ago around when vax special aired and I touched it up/completed the concept (in a bit of a rush at the end) for class.

Kind of a character study for Kyle as a whole and what I thought he probably would be going through after losing his friends in Vax special- First he’s feeling angry and frustrated, then he kind of lowkey dissociates, then his pent up emotions finally spill over and he finds himself crying which is supposed to be a big deal since he really doesn’t do that very much!

#I’m also happy with the significant growth in my art in this vid and I think it’s very obvious with how clashing the old and new is :3 #kyle broflovski #is this meta #tempted to tag it as South Park meta bc it’s VERY much intended to be a study on his character #would that be invading the tag?? idk. I even went into it in my synopsis of it #eh. fuck it I’ll change it if enough ppl don’t think it is but I think it fits #South Park meta #who said meta has to just be long essays #kyle brovlofski #my art #South Park animatic #animation #amv #stan marsh #ALSO ALSO ALSO LOOK HAHA I PREDICTED TOLKIEN AND STAN FRIENDSHIP I’M SO BASED #and accidentally put Stan at the bus stop oops that’ll be changed in the final version #Eric cartman #Kenny McCormick #vaccination special #weezer #aloo gobi #Youtube

[kyuriman]

Bruh I don't care what anyone else says: Eric Cartman is the gayest of the main 4

#south park #like he's so fucking gay??? internalized or not #i could go on about how cartman kind of became treys personification just as much as stan is but the lesser liked parts of him #and maybe that gayness stems from that part of trey #but the boy is a fag #im sorry he's so gay it's obvious to nonfandom ppl as well #id say kenny is next purely on the fact that i think kenny would 100% be gay4pay #eric cartman #and this might be controversial because i know ppl like woobifying him but canon kyle is the least gay #and I'm saying this as a kyman fan #that boy is in canon is so straight he couldn't even pretend to be metrosexual properly #he had to go all aggro and attempt to murder 5 queers because he felt left out #because he couldn't embrace gay culture and feminity as well as the other 3 could #but i like to think of kyle as bi :3c #his gay little speeches might be the gayest part of him

[cringelordofchaos]

I

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#ok ok so idk how american or other schools in general function #but here we grade tests w numbers not letters #1 is f. 5 is b. and everything else ks obvious #thats all you need to know #so BASICALLY #my FUCKING TEACHER IS BLIND AS HELL #because i couldve gotten a FIVE but NOOO she said i made a mistake when i DIDNT ???? #yoo tired to explain. anyway SHDUXNXUDJDJC. I KNOW I DIDNT MAKE A MISTAKE. #anyway that test was the second part of the bigger test. #im not sure kf others have it but basically one class youll have a fifteen minute test and get graded for it #and then rhe next class youll get another fifteen minute test #and then ull mix the grades u received from those tests #so basically in the forst fifteen minute test i got a 2 dong ask me why #in the second fifteen minute test i got a FOUR.. WHEN I SHOULDVE GOTTEN A FIVE IF MY TEACHER KNEW HOW TO READ #and basically a two and a four make a three #bc you basically add the grades together and then divide the final number by the amount of grades #ao for example i got threw 3s in physics (EXAMPLE). 3 + 3 + 3 is 9. and then 9 divided by 3 (the amt of grades) is 3. #ANYWAY #soooo #if i were to get the grade I deserved from the second part of the test i would get a 5. 5+2 is 7 and 7 divided by 2 is 3.5 which would be 4 #unless the teacher decided to be a real dick. #i couldve gotten a four. #whatever #why am i so upset abt this #sorry if i overexplained the obvious im just not sure if the same grading system from here applies to elsewhere

[undermostcorgi]

YESSSS finally... full body canon designs for vel's family are all done >:3c

#my art #dnd oc #zekyan + pelaven #hobgob family #OUGHHHH #i actually designed the twins first (probably pretty obvious with how much i draw them) back in december #but after drawing their parents i realized that i had improved SO MUCH since then that i no longer wanted to post the first attempt sdfhjkd #so i redid it <3 #im happy with how they all turned out i love this stupid fucking family i made in my brain so much #im also so glad to have actual full body refs for all of them done its like they're real now! #i really hope we get to meet them in the campaign at some point that would be SO MUCH FUN #ok i actually have to confess something: i don't actually know if they are. alive. in canon. LMAO #since velzannek lost their memories and hasn't seen them i personally don't know either since i left that up to evie #SO I REALLY REALLY HOPE IT IS POSSIBLE TO MEET THEM AND THAT THEY ARE NOT DEAD FDSHJDFHJKDS OMG #omg also just realized how compressed tumblr made these WOW #the details....... :( #ALSO this is a PSA: if you ever want color palettes for any of my characters just ask! #i have a firealpaca file filled with all colors needed for any of my characters fhskgjdjg #color picking from my finished art may be a bit skewed bc i use. SO MANY overlays KSHFJSNG

[anxiously-awaiting]

why the fuck is it called a restroom im fighting for my life in here

#my ocs #aaart #laz #I WOULD. tag this w/ the f.g.o oc tag too however i dont know how canon compliant the idea of getting like Forcibly possesed by a spirit is #like i know theres the pseudo servants but idk fjdsklf #anyway is it obvious that i did this in 4 hours in one sitting bc fuckin. I got possessed too #pov you are trying VERY hard to have a normal average panic attack and titan atlas fucking grabs your ass #i probably made this way too dark but its about the vibes its fine<3 it hides my horribly shitty lineartfkljdsfl #i was also gonna add bedi in the bg sleeping but i got lazy so just pretend hes there <3 #ill make a better design for atlas later i just smacked some shit downfksdfjkl #i just think laz can get put through the wringer as a treat <3 #I FORGOT TO ADD ALL LAZS SCARS FUCK #its fine

[nostalgia-tblr]

If I could do Fics With A Plot I'd probably attempt An AU Where Lauffey Dies And Odin Goes "Oh Hey, Frost Dudes, I Had Your Heir All Along :D He's Urs Now :D" Except Because This Is A Shit Plan It Does Not Go At All Well. Because it does bother me. Because I worry too much about fictional monarchies having the 'wrong' rules. D:

#this of course means odin has also has to tell his son “btw we lied to you. GUESS WHAT THO!! I GOT U A JOB!!” #and he sends Thor along because a) characters need other characters to talk to and b) he does in fact expect trouble #and I reckon after some sort of tense Confrontation about how if Lauffey wanted rid of his son he should have the guts to make sure he died #instead of leaving it to fate like a COWARD #Loki would - by power of poshness alone - manage to convince one or two Jotuns that he does indeed count as the heir #meanwhile: existential crisis D: D: D: #but hey free kingdom nothing to sneeze at eh? let's go! we can do this! #except (obviously) no. you can't. there is NO WAY there's nobody out there with a counterclaim. #and if your WORST ENEMY raised your new king (who has a questionable claim) you absolutely manage to find a third cousin from somewhere far #off who also has a shaky claim but - here's the thing - he's not an obvious attempt to impose Odin's puppet on your realm #and then Plot would unfold which is why i cant write this despite my Weird Niche Interests being aroused (NOT LIKE THAT) by this idea #also i would answer the “was there no mother involved? did she not mind the infanticide thing?” (could go either way on that really) #essentially Loki does have Scheming Politician energy but sometimes the task really is just impossible #but perhaps surprisingly the ending is a heartwarming reunion and maybe - MAYBE - some sort of vague apology #because that really was The Worst Fucking Plan Of All Time #okay someone stop me making a new file (you-and-whose-army.rtf) and writing the extensive notes i've now got in my head D: #(but an AU so not really!) #do you want a civil war on jotunheim because this is how you get a civil war on jotunheim #...oh no DO you want a civil war on jotunheim?! D: D: was THAT the plan??? D: D: #i'd totally throw in an Ambitious Consort Queen because those are my jam <3 <3 <3 #fic-related #thor movies

[autoneurotic]

called out at work as an astarion girlie

#how did he know. he just guessed. #i’m nothing if not painfully obvious i guess #it’s just like. he’s just like me for real #covering your trauma w flirtatious flippancy is sooooo. me #just assuming you get through life by grinning and bearing it ! when you could be happy instead ! #‘the worst thing isn’t that he (cazador) did it it’s that he did it to ME’ #AAHHHHH ASTARION I LOVE YOU #the few times he’s mentions his past and seducing ppl for cazador makes me insane #like he sounds so pained the whole time but tries so hard to play it off #like well it was over quick enough anyway ! #and then u find that blood lady in moonrise who wants him to bite her #and if you say fuck off dude he’s his own Man #ar camp later he’s like. almost surprised that you said that!! and was even like talking you and him into it after the fact #like it would have been worth what she was offering whats one more time ha ha 🥲 #OR (im sorry i can’t stop) when you find the drow twins and they’re like we could all fuck ? #he says oooo my love im not sure im ready for that again. #and he sounds NERVOUS. and APOLOGETIC. like IM going to be upset?! #and you can say that pretty much and he’s like i hate it when you’re nice ew……..thank you <3 #MY POOR BOY. my GOD. ohhhhh. #i gotta go lie down i thought about astarion too hard it gave me brain damage

[lecliss]

I've still been fucked up ever since I found out that(according to an actually plausible timeline), Konoha has only existed for like 90-something or whatever years??? It's not like. Fucking 200 years old or whatever. And that Madara died when he was 74 but he had himself hooked up to, fuckin what was it??? The Gedo statue?? A tree?? Whatever. In order to keep himself alive and you look at him all old and crusty and think he's like. Over a hundred at least. But no, that man's 74. He's just an average fucking grandpa!!! And Hashirama had been dead for a LONG while, so he actually died pretty young all things considered. And that also means Mito died like. Fuckin. I'm guesstimating here but in her 60s I guess???? But it's a significant thing that the Uzumakis have longer than average lifespans so like. What the fuck is the average life expectancy in Naruto for this bullshit to make sense???

#ever since i found out mada died at 74 ive been thinking those obi grandpa theories/allegations could actually be true #cuz doesnt he actually call obi his descendant at one point or something??? i mean i do think he meant that metaphorically #but at that age it actually could be possible #mada just woulda had to have a kid later than hashi did to make sense of the age difference between obi and tsun@de #and his grandma from the anime isnt canon so we can discount her in this equation #still fucked up tho over all hidden villages therefore being younger than a century #i think in my head it just feels like kages should be kages from like. their 20s or whenever the get the position #to like. their 70s or 80s or whenever they die #ya know like hiruzen made it to 68 i think??? and only died cuz of oro #but then again he did step down for mina like. 15 whatever years ago if were using 12yo nart for comparison #so going by 'they have the position for like a couple decades. maybe 2 MAYBE 3 then pass it on to someone else' #yeah it would then make sense for konoha to be on kage number 5 within a century #it just. doesnt really occur to me i guess. am i the only one fucked up by realizing this??? or has it always been obvious to everyone else? #granted when i was a kid i was ALWAYS so confused by how there could be a 4th hokage when the current guy is called the 3rd #i just never picked up on the idea that the 3rd returned to the position when the 4th died lmao #so yeah of course this has always gone right over my head #personal

[akihikosanada]

maxed all affinities, requests and social links, defeated margaret (don't ask how many times that took.), and got the true ending of persona 4 including that sexy timeskip where you meet all the besties again 💆‍♀️ loooove that for me

#my 200+ hours playtime slay #ok but the fight with margaret was so crazy 😭 after failing like 4 times i looked what personas id be needing and after spending so much #money on the compedium and fusing personas i finally got my babygirl yoshitsune where would i be without you..... #and THEN i made it my mission to kill the reaper to get weapons for the besties and the best armor i could give them #even after that i first did the battle in very easy i was that desperate to win but after winning without margaret not even using #the megidolaon attack that fucks you over i did another save to win fr in normal mode and i did it ❤ i couldnt have lived with myself #otherwise 🙏 #anyways i already said this before but i loved it sm. also funnily enough the only persona game i have finished even though it shouldnt be #long until i finish p5 considering i only gotta send shidos calling card #(never finished p3 because of oct 4th lol. but im planning on going past it too) #(also as an aside i loooooved how it was a sequel to p3 soooo much a lot more obvious after the margaret fight and with all the tanaka #mentions. like you can play at least the last 3 persona games separately but theres no connection like this with 5 so i wuv the details) #and i liked it a lot more the second time around too when i already loved it on my first playthrough #i dont think ill go back to it soon but i still gotta tackle the other games in the persona series so. it wont be over anytime soon 👍👍👍👍 #my post

[ichorblossoms]

had a galaxy brained moment realizing i don't have to think of the sections of honeybee as stuff like "present day" "2.5 years ago" etc etc and can, in fact, just call them parts 1, 2, and 3

#it's not that it didn't cross my mind to call them that but moreso that i'm pretty set on the story Being Three Parts yknow? #i think as i was doing the outline it was less obvious how many parts the story would be bc there Is stuff that happens 'between' and befor #each part of the story that's important #such as grimm and yarrow's initial meeting #and the five year gap between parts 1 and 2 #and the year gap between 2 and 3 where yarrow's gone and grimms on a fucking Hunt for them #rambles #honeybee #i've been chatty lately i think it's bc i haven't been out much this week dshglkfhdg #also i haven't forgotten abt the other asks

[inkykeiji]

Okay but i totally get it, sigma is soooo not the type of anime men i tend to like but my god like there is something about him and the chaos he is surrounded in that would make him soooo fun to teaseeeeee!!

riGHT LIKE HE IS SO PATHETIC LMAO he makes me giggle so much waaah i loved him in this week’s episode, he is on the perpetual brink of a total nervous breakdown and it kills me (*/ω＼*) yes exactly!!!!!!!! he’d be so jumpy and stuttery but he just wouldn’t be able to control any of his primitive, instinctual responses; he can’t swallow his moans, sounds of pleasure constantly slipping past his parted lips, floating on uneven huffs of breath <3 he can’t quell his hips, twitching up into the air in irregular little thrusts as your fingers tiptoe across the seam of his thigh, not even touching his already half-hard cock <3 he can’t vocalize any of his thoughts or feelings, nothing more than fragments of words that keep shattering in his chest or his throat or on his tongue, smashed to shards by all those whines and mewls and whimpers he can’t silence <333

idk if u read my lil fyodor hairbrush spanking piece but i literally started writing reader fucking around with sigma at dinner (aka the reasoning for her punishment) because it’s just so fun to torture him <33

#idk what i'm gonna do with that piece tbh #i'll probably post it just for u and i AHAHAHA #but yes anon!!! you get it!!!!!! #he'd be so fucking desperate too :( no matter how hard he tries to resist or how wrong he knows it all is #i just don't see him as someone who could lie about that #he's just so so so obvious like it would be written all over his face <3 #i hope ur thursday is going well anon!!! #have a lovely night n stay safe <3 #inky.bsd #inky.sigma #inky.bb #clari gets mail