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encantoisawesome · 2 years

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Elisa meets Antonio

so on my description of elisa, i described that how she met the madrigals, which was “befriended antonio after wrestling a mean anaconda that stole and attempted to eat antonio’s toy jaguar”. well i wanted to draw a comic of that moment but it turns out my drawing abilities are pretty terrible when it comes to drawing fight scenes, so instead i decided to type the scene out

now i aint a writer. or an artist. or literally anything, so i apologise deeply if this is terrible

elisa is my oc, let me know if you want anymore stories/comic with her

warning: ...i dont actually know what specific warning i should put in this part but elisa does fight a anaconda in this, both of them do get injured (not antonio though)

Antonio had lost track of time after talking to the woodland creatures about their days and sharing family stories, it was probably best to head back to the Casita before his mama and papa became worried. “I’m glad you managed to gather food Candace” Antonio said, petting a Coati on the head with a reassuring smile “remember, if you need any help, you know where to find me okay?”. Standing up and dusting off the dirt off of his shorts, Antonio picks up his toy jaguar Parce Jr, hugging it lovingly and turning around to go home.

Antonio strolls through the trees, holding up his hand along the long blades of grass with the grass brushing against his palm, a gentle breeze blowing through his curly hair. This peaceful moment didn’t last long as a family of capybara rush past him in fear, Antonio stopping his walk in confusion. Looking up, he spots a Toucan high in a tree looking panicked and squawking at him “huh? Snake?”.

SNAP!

Antonio jumps and turns around only to be greeted by a 2m long anaconda slivering out of the grass, its eyes staring daggers at the boy. Antonio remained calm, putting up his hands to calm down the reptile “its okay, its okay, my name is Antonio Mad-”, the snake hissed loudly, Antonio gasping “you- you can’t say that! That’s mean!”, the snake hissed again, “but- AHH!”, the snake suddenly strikes at him, Antonio jumping backwards narrowly avoiding the attack landing of his back, dropping Parce Jr on the ground in the process. The anaconda moves quickly, grabbing the toy with its mouth before turning around and slivering back into the grass.

“No! wait!” Antonio scrambles to his feet and gives chase with tears in his eyes “please give him back! Please!”, the snake not listening and heading towards a tree.

Before the anaconda can climb up the tree, a pair of hands shoot out of the tall grass and wrap around the giant snake tightly, this action startling the snake as both of them fall to the ground in a crumpled heap. The hands belonging to a person, a small girl wearing a too-big different shaded blue ruana and 2 bags on her feet instead of shoes, her brunette pony tail covering her face before she quickly brushes it back, revealing a thick pair of glasses. The anaconda barely having time to look at its attacker before the girl lets out a bellow of rage and pounces at the reptile again.

Antonio could do nothing but stand and watch the battle between human and reptile, his hands covering his mouth of shock and concern for the girl, the anaconda and Parce Jr.

The fight ensues, the anaconda trying desperately to shake off the girl but the girls grip is strong as she holds onto the snakes neck, her right hand letting go and gripping onto the toy in an attempt to yank it out of snakes mouth “Gimme that!”. The anaconda takes the chance and quickly wraps around the girls arm and shoulders, tightening its grip, the girls face turning a shade of red due to the sudden lack of oxygen and yet still not letting go.

“Stop! Your hurting her!” Antonio yelled, in a hopeless attempt to stop the fight, his cries falling on deaf ears.

Struggling to breath and unable to loosen the snakes grasp on her throat, the girl looks around spotting the snakes tail, and in one last try, grabs the snakes tail with her free hand and bites down on it. Hard. The anaconda hissing loudly in pain, only to be met with a foot kicking it in the trachea, stunning it enough for the girl to free herself and tugging the toy jaguar out of the snakes mouth, the fabric of the toy tearing due to the anaconda’s sharp teeth. The girl tripping onto the floor after freeing Parce Jr while the snake backs off, hissing loudly, Antonio covering his ears at the anaconda’s harsh words, but the girl is unfazed, standing back up, yelling a very loud “Piérdase!” while stamping her foot. With that, the anaconda gives one last glare before retreating into the tall grass and up a tree a good distance away.

The girl, after several seconds of deep breathing and holding her neck, suddenly snaps her head towards Antonio, uttering a loud and enthusiastic “Hola!”, startling him. For someone who was almost killed by a giant snake, they seemed… cheerful.

The dishevelled girl walks up to Antonio, the small boy flinching at the sudden movement and closing his eyes, reopening them after several minutes of nothing happening to see her handing back his precious toy jaguar, a tear on the side of it with the stuffing sticking out of it slightly “here ya go”. Antonio taking back his beloved toy, hugging it tightly, the girls hand retreating under her ruana “what are you doing out here?”, Antonio looking up at the girl “I…I was talking to the animals. Thank you for saving Parce Jr”. The girl cocks her head in confusion “Parce Jr?”, Antonio holds up the toy jaguar, the girls eyes light up with recognition “Ooooooooohhhhhhh! No problem kid. Careful next time though”, the girl holding up her hands in a claw like manner while looking in the direction the anaconda went “the creatures out here can be very strange”….. Yeah, strange.

The girl flops her arm back down at her side, looking around up at the trees, her thoughts being interrupted by Antonio asking “are you okay?”. The girl looks back at him once again before rubbing her neck that was bright red and bruising “huh? oh, I’m fine, doesn’t hurt”, “you sure?” “perfectly fine-”. That’s when both of them hear a distant “ANTONIO!”. Antonio turns towards the voice “mama!” a wide smile spreading across his face, turning towards the girl again “I gotta go. Thank you again!” before dashing off into the tall grass towards the town.

translations

Hola! = Hi!/Hello!

Piérdase! = get lost!

#encanto #encanto oc #elisa #antonio #encanto antonio #antonio madrigal #we attempting to write #there are some plot holes in this but they are going to be solved in future works with elisa #if you guys want any future works with elisa that is

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misstia777 · 9 months

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CRAZY Dream!

It seemed VERY real! I was fighting a SNAKE! I dont know what kind it was. It wasnt a rattlesnake, cobra, boa, or anaconda. I was definitely dream world because I allowed it in the house but kept it sedated with a needle. But this time, I forgot to sedate it and it was roaming in the house! I was looking for it but couldnt find it. Then it crawled close to me and I grabbed it! That thing was STRONG! It was trying to bite my face but I guess I was strong too cause it couldnt get near! But his tooth stuck into my hand a little bit and a little venom got on it! I called out to God and Jesus asking how can I kill this snake! A brick appeared! I grabbed and was bashing and bashing the snake! His head got squished and I woke up!

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pinerbrew · 2 years

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Install anaconda for mac

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Install anaconda for mac install#

Use the conda install command to install 720+ additional condapackages from the Anaconda repository.

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I am also confused about the fact that blogpost for 2022-05 update states M1 won't support Anaconda Navigator yet - mine works perfectly (both when I installed through GUI as Intel, and now through terminal as Apple Silicon) It is a small, bootstrapversion of Anaconda that includes only conda, Python, the packages they dependon, and a small number of other useful packages, including pip, zlib and afew others. Unknown whether kind being Apple Silicon means I can't use packages that lack an ARM version. 1 week ago This tutorial provided a quick guide to install Anaconda on Mac as well as dealing with a common installation issue. I just tried to test it but I don't have perms to create the anaconda3 folder within opt, so I will leave it here. Another difference is I installed in Users/myname/anaconda3/ rather than /opt/anaconda3/ which I was doing with GUI. Solution: Use the terminal installer, not GUI. That being said, I had a similar issue using the GUI installer - Anaconda would install as Kind Intel. I don't know about homebrew and have never used it. When the terminal window opens type “jupyter notebook” and press enter.To be clear, my M1 is my first Apple product and I got it a month ago. Press the ⌘ Command & Space keys at the same time, then type in “terminal.app” and press enter. Starting up the Jupyter Notebook server is a bit odd, but simple enough. When Anaconda finishes installing you will see a window like this, click the links for Anaconda tutorials, or click close: The installation took about 5 minutes on my Macbook Air. I choose “Install for me only”, and then choose “Macintosh HD'” as it was the only available drive.Ĭlick “Continue” once again, then ‘Install’ (Yes, there is a lot of clicking involved here, more than the windows installer!)

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You will be prompted to select a destination disk, and who to install the software for. Another advantage to installing Anaconda is that you dont need admin rights to. Anaconda3 will now be installed into this location: /Users/brandBrandoParetoopareto/anaconda3 - Press ENTER to confirm the location - Press CTRL-C to abort the installation - Or specify a different location below /Users/brandBrandoParetoopareto/anaconda3 > PREFIX/Users/brandBrandoParetoopareto/anaconda3 Unpacking payload. Optional: Verify data integrity with MD5 or SHA-256. Download the command line installer for Anaconda with Python 2.7 or Anaconda with Python 3.6. When the download finishes, click the downward-pointing chevron and select ‘Open’.Ĭlick the “Continue” button to begin the installation, “Continue” again on the readme, and “Continue” again on the License Agreement, then click ‘Agree’. is with Anaconda, a cross-platform (Linux, macOS, Windows) Python. Beneath the Graphical Installer buttons for Anaconda for macOS, there are command-line text links for Python versions 2.7 and 3.6. Make sure you have installed a command-line version of the macOS. The download is about 450MB, so if your using DSL it might be a half-hour or so before it finishes. Lets look at series of steps to install Anaconda using the terminal in macOS.

Install anaconda for mac for free#

You can download the Individual Edition for free here: Just find the green download button on the right. The collection is geared toward Data Science users, which is great since I plan to post tutorials on the whole spectrum from beginner to advanced. I’ll put up a tutorial about using Notebooks later, but for now, let’s download and install Anaconda, which has Python and Jupyter notebooks in one large installer.Īnaconda contains a large collection of very useful python modules such as Pandas, Matplotlib, and NumPy.

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Step4: Choose the Graphical Installer under the Mac OS Category. Step2: Click on Products and choose Individual Edition if you are going with the free version. Code can be split across multiple cells, and then each cell can be executed one at a time, or all in order. Note: I am going to Install the Graphical Installer for this article stay tuned for the Command line Installer. When the code executes, the output is displayed below the cell. Cells are provided where you can type in your code, and click the run button, or press CTRL + Enter. Jupyter Notebooks run inside a browser window as shown above. I am attempting to install the package pyLDAvis in my python environment, but the package isn't available on Anaconda's environment manager, and pip or conda install isn't working on the Spyder shell. With notebooks, you can write code and try it out by pressing CTRL and Enter at the same time, and when the code runs the output is displayed below the program. I am working on a macOS Catalina (10.15.5) and using Anaconda as my python environment (python2.7). Python is a wonderful language, but it can be even easier to use and learn with Jupyter notebooks.

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pan-fried-autism · 9 months

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Flaky makes the mistake of letting Lumpy have access to a cutting implement.

#tw gore #HTF #anaconda dont look #HTF fanart #happy tree friends #HTF flaky #HTF lumpy #should I tag this as sundrop?#comic

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radioves · 3 years

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tried to make a rainwing inspired by several jungle animals, ended up just making a longtailed lizard cat. damn

anyways rainwing anatomy headcanons letsgoo

the rainwings main inspo are pythons, with a long, evenly sized body and large holes on their muzzle left over from their ancient hunting days. along with the infared sensing holes on their nose, they also have sensitive antenna atop their head and along their cheeks, this, along with their fin-like frills, were used to sense and track down prey.

while their antenna was simply used to detect nearby prey, primitive rainwings utilized their ability to almost perfectly mimic birds to both confuse prey, and for echolocation, as they can broaden and angle their frills forwards to catch their soundwaves to pinpoint where prey was. nowadays modern rainwings use them both mostly for body language and decorative plumage.

while the feathers coating their neck are mostly used as decoration in modern times, it is believed that primitive rainwings would use it to make themselves seem bigger when threatened, and would sometimes even rapidly change them colors in dizzying patterns to confuse predators long enough for them to make an attack, or getaway.

later down the line, though, rainwings soon figured out that not only did sunbathing help replenish their energy, it also filled them up hunger-wise. slowly, their species grew from their old terrifying invisible hunter lifestyle, to a more passive, sedate vegetarian lifestyle as they evolved to process more nutrients from fruit and sunlight, and opting to spend less energy gathering fruit than losing more energy hunting instead.

around this time, too, their tail grew from the normal dragon tail most tribes have to the long, monkey like one they have today, used in place of their wings so they dont have to spend as much energy flying from branch to branch, and/or helping them forage in hard to reach areas where they cant fly over all.

#wings of fire #wings of fire rainwing #wings of fire headcanons #[.art]#if ur wondering what i tried basing rainwings off of the animals were;#boas/pythons/anacondas [pythons mainly for the face shape- and anacondas for the overall body]#jungle cats for the back legs #any sort of bird for the neck and chest plumage #and geckos for the front feet [it dont look like it but thats bc i didnt know how to draw them :)]

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ariesbilly · 4 years

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begs the question what do you think of gladys’s multiple snake tattoos then 😳

its unfortunately why we would never work as a couple because if her snake tattoo touches me i will scream like yall dont understand the extent of this phobia lmfao

#like i cannot wear clothes with snake imagery on it #i can BARELY tolerate a snake stuffed animal i cant look at it for too long #i once had a friend who had a pet corn snake or something #and i had to sleep in front of its tank #and to this day i dont know how i did that #i think it was before the phobia got real bad #but like it was there #i also used to watch anaconda all the time and i truly dont know how #young me was fearless #and stupid #briana answers things #Anonymous

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batarangsoundsdumb · 3 years

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hae interrogationes multae respondeant quia demens .

if you read this entire ask post you deserve a gold star and financial recompensation

Um, Obviously because when you’re adopted by a white guy you automatically become white duhhh

this is about this post lmao and yeah youre absolutely right, you have to hand your poc card in when you get adopted by a white guy.

Do you think Cass would listen to Yanni, the YouTube channel epic symphonic rock, or some other stuff? There's some cool mashups but idk if that's up your alley, I kinda feel like I'm pushing it with my weird taste of music by recommending an orchestra cover of metal, but i just love that sort of thing and mashups :P @harvestyourcherries

i haven’t heard of that? but in my personal (correct) opinion steph listens to classical music, and then both modern and older, and then also stuff like black sabbath, iron maiden, but also hardrock and hardcore. i like the idea of cass just liking the most extreme screaming songs full of noise and then also listen to pachelbel’s 370th sonata yanno? THANK YOU for the rec tho

speaking of ur cass playlist hc...reminds of the time (yesterday) i found 2 playlists randomly on spotify from the same user. one was abt 3 hours of instrumental/classical "dark" & "nostalgic" music. the other almost 11 hours of nothing but hardcore bass/synth/electronic music. just an incredible tightrope act to put on in public. the synth one was also called like "psalms for synth sluts" which is Also incredible

tbh i LOVE synth SO MUCH like for no reason at all but then also cannot handle a poppy electronic beat lmao. but this seems like the kinda thing i’d do but just in one (1) playlist bc i just sort songs by vibe instead of genre? that’s how i end up with britney spears and billy ray cyrus in the same playlist.

Oh, I want Kate Kane playlist next! It would be amazing if you could do one when you have time and will 🙏

how rude would it be of me to just say no? like sorry kate but idk you and also you seem way too keen on the us military for an institution that homophobically targeted you? (and also commits war crimes) but let’s unpack the fact that the institution that caused the death of your mom and sister and also got you blacklisted for being gay is still one you align with???

'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' --- when i tell you i fucking screamed LOL!!!!!!! i can imagine the cameraman not knowing if he should cut to commercial or keep it on these two weirdos fighting on stage (bruce definitely ruffled dick's hair/noogied him right??

about this post but yeah lmao. this cameraman just turns to like the audience to get a reaction and it’s just multiple moments of CLEAR shock.

you are the only funny person on this hellsite

how egotistical is it for me to say that i get this ask multiple times a month? bc it literally happens so often it’s hilarious to me.

Wish there was more john/Bruce content 😔😔😔 was so hungry I actually looked at canon media 😔😔😔 (Justice League Dark babeeeyyyyyy)

check out batman: damned for some mediocre content but at least it’s john/bruce (also very interesting story and stuff, just got very >:( over this weird part where harley quinn tried to r*pe bruce or something? it’s not for everyone)

dick grayson but he's nicki minaj

his anaconda don’t want none,,, unless......

Dick Grayson was never a cop, he played Marshall on Paw Patrol

you are SO right. also paw patrol is a fucking good show idc. that shit could’ve been the new steven universe on this hellsite.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CS1lI0bLI7-/?utm_medium=copy_link

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why do people keep reposting my CONTENT. if you are not funny yourself don’t just grab shit off of tumblr and post it on insta,,, get a life. sidenote: should i start an insta and get all these ppl to take my content down that would be funny as hell.

Might I suggest for a Gotham City Meme: something about the true crime fandom thirsting for the rogues gallery

ok can i just say something slightly controversial?? no? i don’t find true crime ppl who are into criminals funny, that shits disturbing irl im not gonna bring that into my very chill universe.

i may have never seen a 'jason cleaning guns in sink' fic but i do know he WOULD

THANK YOU

bestie im sorry to say this to you but while you can, and people do wash their guns in the sink, that is a lot of lead in a very vital part of the kitchen.

people tend to do it in the bathtub.

WHY???? like damn why do you even have guns

i dont think i read many gun sink fics exactly but i have read lots of fics where jason cleanes his guns in the living room. usualy dissembles them and cleans them with a rag i think

lmao fair enough, like i think that’s a large part of what i remember as well.

if you say you've seen/read gun sink fics I believe you. I think those of us who didn't see them are lucky or maybe didn't search for fics by tags or something idk

i mean ive never sought them out but i HAVE seen them,, like definitely i know almost for certain.

saw your tags and I'm interested in Steph/Kara now. They would be the most chaotic couple <3

literally thoooo, i have a wip where they get together in a zombie apocalypse and like UGGGHhhh i am so in love with them.

I am the Breece anon. Thanks for the recommendation; am reading now. I’ve always been a hardcore Superman fan because I love my pure himbo farm boy. My logic is, if one Bruce is a Broose, then multiple Broose are a herd of Breece. And this is a hill upon which I will perish.

fair enough,,,, like moose, meese, goose, geese, bruce, breece. i get your logic and i stand by it as well. (glad you enjoyed the comic recs!!!!)

It's a beautiful day in Gotham, and you are a group of horrible Breece

OH my god dude lmao

there only being 42 fics on ao3 for tim and bernard is honestly so sad i need more

it’s like twice that now!!! we did it lads. (tho very sad that my fic isnt number one but like number 4 :(((( )

i'm too late you already did the poll lol but may i suggest bethy (bernard + timothy)

shit dude that wouldve been so fucking funnyyyyy. think ppl have just stuck to timber tho, tim/bernard kinda died down recently and i think it’s too bad, they’re a great couple and i love them.

Wait, hear me out

Bernothy @redlightofdawn

great recommendation (lmao this ask is from like a month ago) but very sorry to announce that NARDTH is the superior shipname

Wait, we know that bernard likes milfs (Tim's step-mom) but what about dilfs? gilfs?

Wait no, I regret sending that ask

these were two seperate asks and they’re HILARIOUS. in my personal opinion tho,,, milfs, gilfs, dilfs are just about vibes and bernard is just attracted to sexy ppl who may sometimes be milfs, dilfs, or EVEN gilfs.

crime in bludhaven would drop to half if nightwing had a boob window. in this essay i will-

WHERE’S THE ESSAY ANON, WHERE’S THE FUCKING ESSAY

Wait if Barbra and Tim r at opposite ends at all times what happened to Barbra once everyone’s Tim’s ever love before started dying lol

she won a lottery ticket and spent 2 weeks on a resort in the bahamas before returning home and finding out that the joker was arrested for tax evasion and then spent a month staying at her big tiddie goth girlfriend’s house before conner came back to life and she broke her pinkie playing table hockey.

Why is the opposite end thing so funny and compelling to me. Tim comes back from his depression quest for Bruce and Babs is now a literal god

lmao when tim loses his spleen barbara reaches nirvana.

Are you still taking music recs because I have three songs that remind me of Jason that I think you'd like

send to me or lose a toe

🌸 ⭐ put this star into the inbox of your favorite blogs. it’s time to spread positivity! ⭐🌸😋

thanks, i wont tho on account of i wont.

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMduBy3Sr/

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This is the whole of Blüdhaven and everyone anywhere.

Nightwings ass alone saves more people in a calendar year and does more for so society than most heroes do their whole career.Also u are one of the funniest tumblr pages out there. The vibes are unmatched and the memes and tags ✨send me✨.Thank u and goodnight @julia-flow

fanksss also lmao.

That's going to be a little bit difficult to explain, but

There's some music that you listen to and you think, "oh my gosh, I can perfectly imagine Dick Grayson singing this song, with the same voice as the singer because that voice matches with Dick Grayson"?

oh yeah totally lmao. i have a lot of songs that i think are just entirely dick grayson yanno? kind of all of my playlists have that vibe, but i really find bleachers to fit with dick? idk.

"Lois lane/Superman" fics this, "Lois lane/Clark Kent" fics that, (/lh) let's get into the real good stuff. Some people ship Lois, Clark, and Superman as a throuple. Most popular fic tag for sure

yes totally, i think they’d be absolutely killer on ao3 and clark gets so fucking embarassed about it.

I miss your post, hope you’re doing okay!!

haha this was like 2 months ago, but i was doing fine then too! just didn’t have a lot of inspiration in terms of content.

Doot doot!

noot noot

I’m confused. What did DC do now? Like with nightwing? And another sibling? Please spoil everything for me

lmao they gave him a secret sister plotline where they had his dad cheat on his mom with tony zucco’s wife, bc dick’s life wasn’t traumatic enough yet.

sorry but it's so funny that batman is called "the dark knight" when the gotham city baseball team is called the gotham knights. it'd be like if a vigilante was running around new york called like "the scary yankee"

lmaooo no. but like yankee comes from dutch names or something so wouldnt it be HILARIOUS if gotham knights came from like german names and bruce would be running around called the dark KLAUS UND NIEK @graysonnightwing

(not a batcest shipper) it’s so funny to me that the responses are “i’m a batcest shipper because i can differentiate fiction from reality and and it doesn’t bother me personally, but i understand why you oils think it’s weird” to “i wish all batcest shippers a very fucking die”

yeah lmaoo. i personally basically flipped my entire stance around to ‘i dont care please leave me and everybody else alone’ bc i think there’s really no point in starting a moral dillema over some fucking fandom bullshit. Please just,,, go home,,, log off, find a nice forest to have a little walk in and remember that somewhere in history, somebody probably died in the place you’re standing. and you will also die someday, and somebody will have to look at your internet usage and see you fighting multiple people anonymously while being named ‘nightwingsbuttchin200186′ like... calm down, we’re all gonna die this is not the thing to worry about.

so since like "wards" don't really exist in modern society almost all the batkids are foster kids, right? i used to work in the system and imagine: monthly visits from social workers and guardian ad litems, bruce having to get permission to take the boys anywhere out of state, calling their social worker at like 8 a.m. like "yeah dick broke his arm again... a gymnastics accident this time...." their poor social worker. bruce send her a huge bouquet and box of chocolates every month to stay on her good side

i imagine the social worker just getting into the case like ‘yeah let’s get this kid a good guardian’ and then ending up having to work with 22 y/o bruce wayne and his 50 y/o dad. and so this social worker is like ‘okay we can work with this, this is the best home i can find’ and then like it ends up landing on its feet and then the kid gets adopted and then they get a call a year later like ‘uhm so hi, this kid tried to steal my tyres can i adopt him?’ and like 3 years later. ‘okay so basically, my neighbours’ kid imprinted on me and now they’re dead, can i keep him?’ two years later it’s like ‘okay so this assassin child-’

ever since I saw that one post of yours, the meme that's something like "I know that abba's backup dancer got me" with a picture of discowing, I've been haunted. Every once in a while I'll be minding my own business then the image of abba's backup dancer dick grayson aka nightwing aka discowing will flash in my mind and I'll be frozen in place. Today at work I was in the middle of folding clothes and suddenly once again discowing entered my mind and I suddenly lost the ability to see anything except He. Thank you.

wow. the IMPACT.

Braver than any US marine man props to you🤝

this shit is about the time i wrote an article on batcest, like man,,, the fact that i didn’t get cancelled is MIRACULOUS. also like,,, uh if anybody on here did gossip on me,, send screenshots i’d love to see it.

Hello, just wanted to say your article was great. Thank you for taking the time to provide an unbaised answer. It should provide people with nuances they couldn't possibly conjure on their own.

May I ask where your username originates from?

yes you may (also thanks!!!) i thought it up when i was trying to find an original username bc i didnt want to be called like ‘timdrakes something something’ or ‘jason todd something smoething’ or ‘dick grayson something something’ yanno? so i thought batarangs, they sound so dumb and that’s my username story... now it’s my whole entire brand lmao.

yno that bit in kick ass where red mist asks kick ass if he wants a hit of his blunt, was that the inspo for stoner tim

no? it’s bc i think stoners are hilarious and drugs are great. (dont do drugs tho)

How would u feel if someone actually wore one of those bruce or ollie pride shirts u edited

fenomenal next question.

Dick as lil huddy and Jason as James gave me radiation poisoning and now I’m screaming crying throwing up so thx for that

(Rico suave as Tim is perfect tho literally no changes needed)

i was so funny for that shit wasn’t i??? lmao i loved those weird ass fancasts

You're doing the Lord's work by providing us with all these Gotham/Metropolis citizens memes, thank you for being so relentlessly funny @nellethiel-aranel

you’re welcome!! i really enjoy making memes, but getting validation for my content and my memes is REALLY nice.

Bruce is such a slut in your memes and honestly i love that for him @rhodey-rhudert-rhodes-main

he’s that much of a slut irl too dw.

Bruce and Alfred have an emergency pride flag for the batkids. Oliver Queen printed an emergency "I love my gay son" t-shirt and as soon as Roy told him he was dating Jason, Oliver started wearing that shirt everyday and Roy always cringes when he sees it. Oliver also has an emergency "I love my lesbian daughter" shirt just in case for Cissie.

lmao YES i had a post like this bc like all of their kids/family members are so gayy

stop bringing back batfam fancasts it is not real it is not real it is not- 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

oh yes it is my darling.

did discowing burn down the notredam because he hates the bees? @allulily

no he did it bc fuck the french.

im gonna beg for 1 thing and 1 thing only. please please please put physical by olivia newton john on dick's playlist

okay then beg. bc i wont. physical reminds me too much of glee and that hurts me mentally.

your playlist is sorely missing some Madonna. Specifically Into the Groove, Like a Prayer, and Vogue

i’m scared of madonna that’s why she’s not on there. she haunts me in my dreams.

suggestion: son of batman by aaron dews for dick’s playlist🤩

sorry, i listened to it and the vibe didn’t agree with me.

Hear me out, metropolis citizens sending rare pair fics of Clark Kent x Superman fics to Lois to edit

yes, absolutely hilarious. even more funny if they send like physical copies, no address attached and lois sends it back marked with red ink, SOMEHOW

Imagine all the smut Clark must of read editing the fics

clark reads smut confirmeeed

NOT LOIS READING SUPERBAT PORN AND EDITING IT A 2AM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

hc that alfred is a meta that boosts healing factor of the people around him. if the bats are injured as much as they seem to be they would be doing bat stuff MAYBE half the year. no one including alfred knows about this. whenever the kids move out they inexplicably dont recover from injuries as fast and feel better whenever they visit the manor they just chalk it up to homesickness. bruce just thinks he heals really fast. alfred thinks everyone doesnt take care of themselves properly @finchcollector

that’s actually such a great idea, but i think that alfred would find out and learn how to concentrate it better so he can help more people, bc he’s great and i love him.

One of your dickfast posts reminded me of that tweet that goes: 'so you've had sex how many times? Yeah technically that's not a bromance' lol that's dickwally or dickroy

literally tho. like that’s all of dick’s friendships. once it gets past a certain time dick is like ‘wow i wonder what it would be like to make out with wally, wally come make out with me’ and wally’s like ‘we’ve done this like 40 times, dick, you know what it’s like’ and dick is like ‘sorry are you complaining?’ and they just make out.

superfam and batfam associations??

-batman and superman

-dick/barabara and supergirl?

-conner and tim

-jon and damian

pls enlighten me I am confused

nope,,, uhm batman and superman, but dick and superman as well, and then conner and tim, jon and damian and steph + babs with supergirl

I came across a fic in which Wonder Woman calls Batman "Stella" (like Stellaluna, the children's book) and I can imagine the batkids hop on the trend and maybe copies of the book appear at random places (aka, everywhere Bruce frequents)

sorry can’t reciprocate that was the name of my high school chemistry teacher and it gives me nightmares to think about.

good human what are your pronouns?

wouldn’t you like to know?

I need me some gothamites preferring harley over joker memes

everyone prefers harley over joker youre just very fucked up if you dont

don't understand why people try to add like veteran policy to the batfamily

dick pulling out his veteran batfam member card so he can eat first: step aside, peasants

Do you know the song Simmer by Haley Williams? It (the first verse anyways) reminds me of Jason? It's about rage.

damn yeah i LOVE HAYLEY!!!! youre right thoo

Okay so I like listen to your stoner Tim Drake playlist 24/7 but would he listen to skegss? Also I keep adding songs mentally it’s killing me 😩✋🏼 Anyways,, I literally love and worship your playlist 😃🤞🏼 And uh yeah have a good day ✨

stoner tim drake playlist is lyfeeee. also dont know who skeggs is? i’m stupid? have a good day!!

All the Robins (and Batgirl) decide to trade costumes for one night just to fuck with Batman and all the villains in Gotham. @subspacecadet

batman knows it’s them youknow but like,,, what does he call them? he’s like ‘red hood?’ and 3 people answer and he’s not about to compromise some identities so he’s just Pissed.

I aspire to treat cops the way my dad treats them. This man is a 45 year old Asian immigrant to the US and the treats them like his pets. He talks about them like unruly children. Sometimes he pays off local cops to shut up and stop acting racist. And usually it works. I don’t know why but I can see Oliver Queen doing this

vibes... and also yes? oliver queen handing a local cop a donut to shut the fuck up lmao. but yanno i commit enough crimes to not really want to ever see a cop ever, so they kinda scare the everloving fuck out of me.

seeing as tim hasn't aged in years, that means he was 17 at peak emo tumblr era. im back on my emo tim bullshit and im not letting it go

emo tim had a wattpad account send tweet

People seem to think that batman is so dark and serious when the rainbow batsuit is right there. He wore it with no shame.

dude the 60s were a DIFFERENT TIME

dick grew up in a circus, jason grew up on the streets, and tim was probably raised by the internet

all of them cuss every other word and you cannot tell me otherwise

bitch i KNOW but dc has to change to an 18+ rating if they want to sell comix with swear words in them so we gotta deal with imagining the swear words in ourselves

thoughts on teen titans and young justice

haven’t seen teen titans on account of havent seen it and young justice was LITERALLY my favourite thing ever, tho i do gotta admit it’s not at all similar to the young justice comics unfortunately. i really wouldve liked to see timmy bart kon cassie and cissie animated on tv!!

ew ew ew how to delete batcest shippers I genuinely digust them

log off tumblr?

Okay as poc who was called racist for calling an Italian pastabrain: in the batfam are Italians bit Damian just yells various insults about the others being Italian. Just him yelling “What are you doing you moronic spaghettihead!” At steph etc

huh? i meant real italians. homeboy is telling steph he hopes she chokes on her fucking garlic.

I think it's dumb as hell to pull the batman is the best fighter in the batfam argument because like it's just irresponsible of Bruce to let his kids fight when they couldn't possibly be on his league or something

fair enough, but also like who cares they could all kill you just sit down and take a beating.

lady shiva, thalia al ghul and Selina Kyle are all milfs @notanothertimburtonenthusiastugh

unfortunately, i have to admit,,, you’re right

why tf didn't someone give joker a death sentence already? like he's a mass murderer...give him the electric chair treatment wtf

idk i think plenty of people would have tried to murder him already (boring answer is: he is a popular character so they can’t kill him off bc he brings in lots of money)

There’s no such thing as “ copaganda”.

all american media is propaganda. happy to clear this up for you

is it bad that I find lady shiva owa owa

no. find her as owa owa as you want.

aight I'm guessing the order of your favs in batfam:

1. tim

2. Steph

3. dick

4. Duke

5. the rest

you’re wrong but it’s cute that you tried, i generally don’t have favourites, but i have a special place in my heart for steph, tim, dick and cass. bc they were like my introduction to batfam. but damian, jason, duke, bruce, babs and alfred are NOT FORGOTTEN OR UNLOVED

oh my god i was literally just readily willing to believe that italians werent white ty for clarifying it was a joke im so dumb sdkvjskdfs

i mean some italians aren’t white? italian is a nationality as well as an ethnicity, so like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

since I saw so many people doing headcanons about the nationalities of batboys, I see Dick as an Italian.

dont know if youre serious or not, but sure.

super random but

jason 🤝 damian

old english

lmao fair enough.

tim absolutely has 1 gay uncle and his parents shit talk said uncle all the time so after bruce adopts him he specifically reaches out to this uncle to be like "heyyyy just so you know you majorly influenced my life yes i know i havent seen you since i was 5 and at the family reunion yes i know you dont remember my name idc thank you im gay too" and then they never talk again.

yuppp lmao that’s definitely something that could happen. i can also consider tim having no family members, like none. until he does like a dna test and he realises he has like an aunt living barely 2 miles away from him who’s like some illegitimate child of his grandpa.

I dare you one of them sends clark superman/clark fic and clark corrects the shit out of it and then goes like ps his dick is not that big, just telling as someone who has seen it. internet either explodes or goes who tf did he not fuck at this point.

i think everybody would call clark a buzzkill and try to cancel him over that.

so you're telling me Tim Drake wouldn't buy Starbucks?

no. dunkin donuts all the way

One of my favorite things is imagining people finding out jason came back from the dead and being like "oh no does he have magic powers now?!?!?" and he just pulls out a gun and tries to shoot joker

now he doesn’t even have the gun :) lmao

my favorite batfamily fanfictions are the ones where they use their shitty codenames, unironically, in any context

bruce gets codename ‘ugh’ everytime. he hates it.

crazy that tim being a 17 y/o ceo and a stoner who does brand deals are all actual canon things written in detective comics comics and not made up for shits and giggles by you, tumblr user batarangsoundsdumb @rowdeyclown

SO CRAZY HUH?

batman au where everything is the same but his utility belt is bright pink

absolutely, but i raise you, his boots light up like sketchers when he kicks people.

unbeknownst to the superhero fandom writers in the dcuniverse, clark and BRUCE are one of the most prolific fanfic writers in the superhero rpf tag on ao3. clark writes the best lois x superman angst, full of unhappy endings and scenes that are a so detailed you'd think you were in the middle of a superhero beatdown. bruce made an ao3 account to fuel "the do the butts match" thing, and makes batman/bruce fics from time to time. he wrote a superbat fic as a joke but ended up making it REAL porny. @concrastinator

dude they’re WAY too busy for that. Oliver Queen and Hal Jordan on the other hand are the most prolific fanfic writers in the superhero rpf tag writing what is Mostly porn.

When the dining table topic gets to politics, Steph says "eat the rich" as the solution

bruce just silently takes away her fork and knife while she’s talking.

#literally if you got through this i just respect you #this is mainly just for the people who sent me an ask in the past few mask #i hope your ask is in here :)#sorry for everybody else #ask #bataranswers #this took me 4 hours to do so i hope youre happy #also sidenote #does anybody know the latin translation for 'to become'#bc i just used future of 'esse' but it could be a different verb #who cares tho latin is a dead language #big congratulations to everyone who translates my sentence #here's a bonus sentence: tuam matrem futueram

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happys-crazy-queen22 · 3 years

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Animalistic

Gif credit @everyhowlmarksthedead. If that's not your gif let me know so I can change it. Thanks.

Hope you all enjoy. Havent written for Riz in such a long time. Miss him. 😭

Taglist @nocturnalherb16 @jesseswartzwelder. @leaalfred. @writerwithasoul. @twistnet. @baylishh. @believinghurts. @ilovetaquitosmmmm. @mayans-mc. @creepers-baby-girl.

There was a party going on at the Mayans club tonight and Riz invited you to drop by. He wanted to see you but didnt have the balls to say it.

Pulling up you heard shouting, yelling and grunts. You figured they were having a giant orgy in the back, you never knew what you'd be walking into with this club. You rounded the corner and saw Angel and Riz in the cage fighting. They both looked like they got the shit beat out of them.

"What the hell are these to idiot's doing"? You yelled over the cheering to Taza as you stood beside him.

"Oh you're here. Well this fights for you". He laughed. You eyed him confused.

"Why me? What did I do"?

"Angel said somethings and Riz overheard them. So he's beating the shit out of Angel".

"What sort of things did Angel say"? You tilted your head crossing your arms over your chest.

"Mostly about your kitty and his anaconda". Taza cackled to himself at the animal metaphors.

"Ahh, sick pervert. I would never". You scrunched up your nose.

"Thats what Riz said. But you know Angel. He kept running his mouth and Riz got tired of it".

"Great. I hope he kicks his ass". You watched the fight, cheering as Riz punched Angel in the jaw. Angel stumbling back.

"Come on, Rizzi finish him". You cheerfully screamed, clapping your hands but before Riz could go for the 'kill' Gilly stepped in and broke it up. Making them hug it out and forget about it.

You met Riz at the entrance of the cage. He was badly beaten, his nose was busted open and his knuckles were all gashed up. Angel didnt look any better. His beauty of a face was somewhat unrecognizable. It had started to puff up.

"Great job there cowboy". You greeted him with a whistle. "Mighty fine work you did there". You giggled when Riz rolled his eyes with a grinnish blush.

"It was nothing". He replied going to sit at the table, Taza waiting to doctor him up.

"Not what I heard. You came to defend my honor. That's very noble of you, Michael". You say taking a seat in front of him.

"Angel, needs to learn to keep his trap shut. Talking about a fellow brothers girl like that". Riz saw your eyes widen, and blushed looking away.

He never called you his girl before. Just a friend. Everyone knew he wanted more but was to chicken to ask. You on the other hand made it perfectly clear that you wanted him but he never took the hints.

"Your girl"? You looked up at him through your eyelashes, casually playing with his rings on the table.

Riz gulped down the lump in his throat. "Yeah, my girl". He turned back to you with a smirk on his face.

"I like that. Your girl". You giggled to yourself. Blushing shyly.

Taza stood behind Riz cleaning his wounds rolling his eyes with a chuckle. Like finally he had the guts to say something.

"So what are you doing after this"? You quickly asked before you chickened out yourself.

"I dont know yet. Probably stay here and drink. Talk with some brothers".

"Or". You started.

"Or"?

"You could come home with me and let me properly thank you. I could be your nurse if you liked. I know Taza has better things to do". You looked up at Taza and he was gone in a flash. Making you both laugh.

"Yeah, I wouldnt mind that". He struggled it off like it was no big thing but deep down inside he was already hard. Just thinking about you 'nursing' him back to health.

"I mean, unless you're to sore and wounded to come with me". Your sultry voice made Riz get goosebumps up and down his arms. Getting up from your chair, placing Riz's rings on your fingers and started to walk off. Looking over your shoulder.

Riz grabbed his shirt and kutte, following you. Leaving his boots behind. "No I'm good. Let's go". He scrambled up beside you. You let out a giggle for his eagerness.

You walked over to the passenger side door and opened it up for him. He stopped before getting in.

"You sure about this? I dont want to ruin what we have".

"Rizzi, my kitty wants your anaconda". You leaned in and kissed his dry lips. Pulling away, biting his lip. Letting it go with a pop. Riz had the hugest smirk on his face as he got into the car.

Walking back to your side of the car, you saw Angel getting patched up. You waved with a smile. He sent you a wink.

Sometimes people just need a little push. Or a punch to get the ball rolling.

#michael riz ariza imagines #michael riz ariza x reader #mayans riz #michael riz ariza #michael riz ariza fanfiction #riz ariza #happys-crazy-queen22 #mayans mc imagine #mayans fanfic #mayans x reader #mayans imagine #mayans fanfiction

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dmc-tings · 3 years

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Dante, Nero (platonic), Vergil and V with and s/o that has reptiles.

Dante

Dante likes almost any animal, seeing as he deals with demons all the time

So snakes, lizards, turtles and the rest are fine.

He ain't helping you clean tanks tho

Likes to poke at the tanks, like idly

Will put his hand in the tanks and pet the animals

He likes the snakes the best

Especially Rodimus, your albino ball python

"Hes sooo sweet! Like a puppy! That actually leaves you alone..."

He sits in the shop with the little snake wrapped around his hand and arm

Will nap, so watch that he don't drop Rodimus (he won't, but still)

Tries to bring you reptile-like demons home as pets

You screech, and he kills them

"Whatta waste..."

But mostly he's happy to have regular pets around

Nero (platonic)

"Why?" "Ugh, shut up Nero."

He doesn't get the way you think

"How can you like these things?"

You dont answer your friend, he's an idiot

He DOES like the turtles you have

His favorite is the Common Box Turtle

The little guy is red!

Nero, like Dante, will carry the turtle around

He dubbed the Turtle "The Speed Racer"

You caught him trying to race your turtle in your living room

He begs you to let him and Kyrie turtle-sit

You let him. (After calling Kyrie and making sure she knew. The last time you let him, she didn't know... and you almost didn't have your turtle...)

In general, just hand this dude a turtle

Vergil

Commander Grumpo, he dont mind them

He won't really go near them at first

But they grow on him

Animals like reptiles, cats and birds seemed to be drawn to him, even as a child

One day though, you were cleaning a tank and left the room to go get something, leaving the tank open

Rodney got out...

Your big ass anaconda

Vergil had been resting in the library, when he heard you scream

He rushed (well teleported) to you, Yamato in hand, unsheathed

"Whats the matter!? Who's here!?"

"Woah!!! Woah! Rodney just got out Vergie!"

"Wh- don't call me that." He huffs, but loves it when you call him that

Your snake got out, you scream and now he's helping you hunt for the massive carnivore

He finds Rodney curled up on top of a vent

He heaved the monster over his shoulders..

And walked past a mirror...

"Damn..." he stopped, admiring himself, "I look good..."

You spend the next hour trying to find your lost snake AND boyfriend

Finally, you found them in the library

"Vergil.... are you-"

He just gave you a smug look

From then on whenever you needed to clean Rodney's tank, Vergil would just take him out and walk around with the snake on his shoulders

V deals with Griffon, Shadow and Nightmare all the time

So you having pets is a plus for him

He enjoys the different textures of the reptiles

The dry skin of a tortoise is like touch therapy for his nimble fingers

He feels like every wrinkle and line on the tortoise's skin has a story to tell

You had gotten Venus from a friend that didn't want to take care of her anymore

And you talked it over with V

"Of course dear." He'd let you run over him with Nico's van is you asked nicely enough

When you brought her home, V was shocked how big she really was

But like with Vergil, the tortoise grew on him

Plus he can sit on her shell as she walks around and read

"You look like an old Kung fu master, V."

He just gives you a cheeky grin and goes back to his book

Venus is HIS tortoise now, but you have other reptiles, so you let him have her

At the end of the day, slow and steady wins the race

#dante devil may cry #dante x y/n #dante x reader #nero x reader #its platonic for nero #nero devil may cry #vergil x y/n #vergil devil may cry #v devil may cry #v x y/n

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the-acid-pear · 3 years

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I did my homework and i did my chores, time to tackle on the third book of this series, Son of Ogre

Chapter 1

Okay but the fuck is Baki planning to do if he stops fighting? That's literally all he has, he's not smart

WOOH THATS A BIT REALISTIC

PREHISTORIC ELEPHANT?!

King just went to have a snack. Also FUCK does that meat look tasty FUCKKK

This baby so cute 🥺

I'm so glad Yuji is doing stupid hilarious shit again it had been a while

Congrats on Baki for that mantis

Chapter 2

Who tf is this kid?

Poor kid lmao, i assume he will meet Baki

Look at my boyyy

HSTSRFAYDF DON'T CALL HIM A MANLET

Imagine Baki actually kills this kid HSJDYSSHCBT

Third comment with a ton of likes is "we do not condone child violence. We do, however, find it hilarious"

Chapter 3

AH SHUT UPPP KIDDO

But i like Baki memeing a round a lil

Chapter 4

🥺🥺 that's so sweet...

HELLOOOO STRYDUM MY GOD YOUR TITS GOT FATTER SIR 😳😳

Yujiro is such a fucking threat to society lmao

I love seeing Baki with his eyes open, he's looking more like his old self

Oh, shadow boxing incoming, alright

Chapter 5

Yuri? 🥺 /j

THE RETURN OF IRON MICHAEL?!

Chapter 6

I love how there's our silly little mains after every cover LUV em <33

Baki just dissociating his ass out and using it on his favor, the king

Why is Baki eating sour prunes aren't those meant to be sweet?

We all salivating

Chapter 7

Love to see there are even more swears there now

I can put my face next to my foot too tho

FAGDRJSEHARD YUJIRO CAN BEAT THE CANCER HOW ICONIC 😍

Also i would LOVE to see Yuji fight an Orca

WHAT?!

I love how everyone in the comments is calling out Rumina for not seeing issue going down to a dark hidden basement with a shirtless man older than him

Chapter 8

"piggy back me" USHSYFLFUDSY

This fight is going to be good

Chapter 9

Imagine Baki dies right here right know against an imaginary mantis lmao

Okay Baki getting damaged makes sense but the WALL?

Baki's dead (GOD IT HAS BEEN SO LONG SINCE I HAVE SAID THAT)

Ffs it's true Baki COULD create himself a stand 😰

Chapter 10

OH FUCK IT'S TRUE

Chapter 11

This fight is so boring i had to take a 6 hour break

Baki just can't win against nature eh

This reminds me of Garland pulling a suplex on that Anaconda

Chapter 12

I can't wait for the main cast to ACTUALLY appear, instead of just, you know, them in the covers

This fight is slow but cool but slow

To fight a mantis you must think like a mantis 😎

Though it's true in this manga you will most likely win if you steal your opponent techniques so

Chapter 13

I MISS IGARI FUCKKK

This is so dumb i luv it

That mantis be swearing lmao

Love it when Baki goes full Yujiro

Chapter 14

TOBA...

Holy fuck do mantis fly?

Secret Chapter?

Is this how Yujiro got born?

Idk girl i would have killed him if i was you

WHAT.

I KNOW THOSE FROGS THEY ARE FROM PUERTO RICO I THINK

I might just be sleepy but this is so confusing

AKSHSKGSKSGSJSG JUST KILL THE BABY IT AINT THAT HARD

Chapter 15

GAIA...

Why is he like this?

Is "he" with us right now?

...gotta admit that IS true...

I love Strydum sksgwhwg

Yujiro really went XD

I don't think my man Arun in the comments is aware how gay what he said is, though maybe I'm wrong

Chapter 16

GOD THESE FUCKING COVERS MAKING ME SO NOSTALGIC, LOOK AT SPEC!

ANIME KENNEDY?!

I can't believe Bush is dead

AN ASIAN BOY HAS JUST KIDNAPPED THE PRESIDENT...

8 of January? My god he's a Capricorn

I'm sorry, what?

LAHQIGWKQFWKSFWIWG 😭😭

I love Baki so much, THIS IS THE KID THAT I MISSED SO MUCH

This explains why Baki was in prison clothes in the anime teaser

Chapter 17

BIG NUMBER

That one mf like 😐

Glad Baki is 18 now at least 😌

Love to see Oliva back

Chapter 18

This page not even bothering to charge the pages anymore

I'm sure there were better ways to go to jail, well, actually, no, but still

Toba used to just chew that off

Baki did that mantis hit you in the head too hard?

I. I watched way too many prison movies and shows. I don't like seeing someone as young and pretty as Baki in such a place. I rlly don't.

Chapter 19

Yanagi baby i miss you...

IRON MICHAEL?!

Mfkhsjsys 😳🥴

Eh got my hopes too high

CHE BAKI PIBE... LA PUTA MADRE NI ACA ME ESCAPO DE MIS COMPATRIOTAS

I hope he swears too i want to see a boludo o pelotudo PLEASE

I mean para pelotudos lo veo a Yujiro todo el tiempo pero igual JSGWKEGWG me pone bien argento ver al Che carajo

Chapter 20

HE SAID BOLUDO SUAHWKWGAKSGSKSGSKGD

I can't take this omfg new fav I'm sorry Doppo but he just said boludo 😭

Pendejo is more used as pibe here but i will let it pass bc idk the lingo in Cuba and he spent some time there so

Why don't i speak like this too ffs? All i do is say eh and call it a day

He's cocky enough to call anybody any age pibe so I'll let that pass too

Por favor no lo hagas che sksgwj

Chapter 21

Che, pibe, it's a good day to die...

Chapter 22

GSHAGSTSG he should have said "no boludo"

I'm falling in love with this boludo myself

That's talented and brutal

OH RIGHT YOU LOSE YOUR BALANCE WHEN YOU DONT HAVE THAT

Chapter 23

Hm that's, cringe

YESSS HE SAID PELOTUDO

OAHWLGWKQFSKSGSJS SIII ROMPELO TODO CHE, ROMPELO TODO POR DECIRTE YANKEE KSGSSJGS

Honestly i too get pissed off when called American or European, though i won't throw shit to Baki, he's some random 18 yo japanese boy, no way he would recognize latinoamerican lingo lmao

King shit Baki boy

Chapter 24

Oh that's why he's called Jun Guevara, that's fair

I like how they are mixing a bit of truth and a bit of lie it's fun at least

Chapter 25

I like how they are drawing nipples now, occasionally

I can't wait for Viêt to complain about propaganda in the comments

OH SHIT

😳 :Y

He's sooo nice 😍

Chapter 26

Only three? You mean the third is... 👁️👁️

HAHA YEAH YUJI-CHAN <3

I can't believe he works for the USA I'm crying and shaking rn

What a progressive manga, the three strongest and most dangerous men and none of them are white 😍

GET HIS ASS BAKI

Chapter 27

Why is this guy sweating sm?

LDYDYSUGFUDT BAKI PLS

I like how the only time Baki was willing to kill a person was when he thought Sikorsky had hurt his girl

Chapter 28

I feel like Ian will die

Man i love how Baki is drawn in this book

Ffs i called it, i have watched way too many prison things to know how shit goes down

I have seen these three before in fanart but I'm curious to see what they can do

Chapter 29

Their faces remind me of Doyle

OH I CANT WAIT TO SEE EM IN THE ANIME

ASSHOLE DON'T CALL ME STUPID 😢💔

I'm gonna struggle to tell em apart but i think I'll manage

Okay I'm not the only one who thinks they look like Doyle, fair

Chapter 30

The mouth vs Yujiro when?

Someone mentioned the have the same vibe as the dudes that worked with Gaia and like 👁️👁️

Chapter 31

Lmao someone in the comments recommended the same thing

These three must be great at sex (sorry)

KSHALDHDKD NEW FAV COMMENT: "go to Japan and look for the word "defeat". That way you won't feel cocky anymore"

Chapter 32

Hehe hello Junnn~

KSHAKDHKWGS

La luna

Chapter 33

LOS TRES...

Okay that's funny, hocico instead of mouth (hocico is used for animal mouths)

I'm so glad i know Spanish

The two things that drive me insane and make me ramble are Doppo's beauty and this stupid argentinian

OSHSKWGSKSG

Chapter 34

Imagine he's doing that illusion thing Dorian did

With his own blood, that's so cool...

Hoho...!

I did that once when i had a terrible nose bleed, didn't go well

Chapter 35

This book is fucking boring NGL

"now that you got no more urine left in you"

AH.

GAHDYR LMAO

Chapter 36

HO THAT TITLE, PLEEEASE I NEED SOMETHING, ANYTHING, TO HAPPEN

HHH he kinda cute...

Oww :(

JDJSJFRGAJ

God piantao is an old word i had never heard it before

AND he took a piss.

LOCO NO SEAS HOMOFÓBICO NINGUNA MINA ACA ES MEJOR QUE ESTE PIBITO TE LO ASEGURO SKSGSKGSJAAGS

Se me cayó un ídolo y yo que le quería dar 😔

ÑSHWQLSGOSGDKW

Let's see if he lied to Baki about just liking eh /j

Chapter 37

I luv Oliva lol

AJSGSKSLAGHS BAKI SNAPPED

I too wonder where the fuck Kozue is

Chapter 38

LSHSLDGSLSGSIEG

He is jealous of what you two have, it's normal, el Che just rejected his love after all ;/

Oliva is a king

OH A HANKERCHIEF I THOUGHT THAT WAS UNDERWEAR SHSGS-

Oh shit Oliva is like 45?! He looked so young

Te fuiste a la mierda, Che, el chabón estaba siendo re bueno con vos

Baki is just dead

Chapter 39

I love how realistic Che's fear is, he's rather smart, though not this time

POOR GUY AJSGSWJW

I didn't realize Che said "what more, it may be a woman!" but to be fair they ARE in jail so

Chapter 40

I'm feeling kinda bad for him ngl

I feel happy for him tho 🥺

Bruh they added one page after the ending of some naked anime girl tf 😐

Chapter 41

These prisoners having fun is kinda sweet

YO INSANE

Bitches be complaining about Maria's looks are just jealous 🥰

Chapter 42

Damn she lorge

He loves fighting naked eh

Only valid person is the one saying Oliva deserves better treatment which tbh true

Chapter 43

Fun fact i wear my jacket like El Che too, unless it's too cold

El che with the hair lose is so cute bro,,,

Something something fingering joke

Sikorski could fold a coin too

I bet the bandana will break

Chapter 44

I would have just fallen on top of him, how is he gonna counter that, eh?

Oh that super fun to know!

Oh the good ol dirty technique, i have seen this one before!

Chapter 45

NOOO MARIA DON'T DO THIS TO HIM

This fight is super cool tho i love these two characters

Chapter 46

They just keep changing the rules i think Itagaki is just flexing at this point

LAAOSFKAGSKAGSKAF???

Baki wants his protagonism back

I'm getting pissed off they keep putting semi naked underaged girls at the end of every chapter 😐

Chapter 47

Bruh just realized, the mouth got so hyped as this new cool villain and they died in their first appearance 😭

His damn bandana...

#luly talks #i hit character limit already waaa :(#but I'm too into this to stop reading lol #btg #this saga is a bit boring but el che is funny :)#baki liveblog

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