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miryel89 · 1 year
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Sorry 💛
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Me: running from my problems.
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People: who are done with me running away.
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bisexualcrazylady · 4 years
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Such a badass🔥
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Been playing with a pose reference book - did a couple o Brotzmans. - #dghda #dirkgentlysholisticdetectiveagency #amandabrotzman #toddbrotzman #drawing #quickart #fanart #artistsoninstagram #ink #brushpen #posereference #practice #ihateanatomy https://www.instagram.com/p/B6CbJaUHbLy/?igshid=12wfglg0u9v19
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And they were roommates - Brotzly (Dirk Gently)
"People say there's this guy on campus that is like...psychic," Amanda says mysteriously to me as she chews on a red vine.
"C'mon, Amanda, psychic people don't exist. It's all a big joke," I tease back at her, nicking a red vine out of the packet and smiling as she complains then settles down as we continue to walk.
"Honestly, though, Dirk Gently, people are saying he's genuine. But, like, weird. I don't know," Amanda pauses in the middle of most sentences in order to decide what she wants to say. Or maybe it's the fact that she's still chewing her candy.
"How do you even know? This is your first year. Don't ya think I would've noticed if there was a psychic in the uni?"
"Come on, Todd," she gives me a look, "You're the most oblivious person I have ever met."
"No I'm not," I defend instantly, hurt by the accusation. Oblivious? Me?
"Ya huh? What about the time when Charlie Trevor kissed your girlfriend behind the bike shed when you were in the bike shed and still talking to her?" Amanda raises a single eyebrow, placing the now-empty packet in the bin.
"That never happened, it was a rumour!" I shoot back, teeth clenched.
"Todd," she states simply, "I was there, watching."
"Slightly creepy, I'll ignore that."
"You can't deny it happened though, I saw it!" Amanda sings cheerily.
We walked for another half a minute in peaceful silence before she found her room. "Well, this is my stop," she sighs, "Wish me luck with the roomie."
"Good luck," I am sincere in wishing her - roommates around here can get pretty dodgy at times. For example, last year, I had a guy who was at least 23 and off his head with drugs half the time, never seeming to go to lectures but was still hardly ever in the room we shared. I never even found out his major, he was always too high to remember.
Although I really would quite like some luck myself as well because this year I would like to be like a normal university student and go to my lectures like a normal human. So I plod onto my room in a different part of the campus and hold my breath as I turn the key to my new room.
Immediately I am bombarded with a sight that I didn't want to see. Obviously my roommate would be the one who climbs through the window in a bright yellow leather jacket. Great first impression. He falls though, brushes his arms off and says, "Hiiiiiiiii," while smiling really weirdly.
I sigh and walk over to the bed that hasn't been used and start to unpack. I reach behind me to put one of my Mexican Funeral t-shirts away and feel someone take my hand. Recoiling and pulling it away, I turn to the guy, "What the hell?"
"I'm trying to decide whether you're a clue, an accomplice or an assistant," he says matter-of-factly, still smiling.
"Who are you? What is this?"
"Have you noticed an acceleration of strangeness in your life as of late? Perhaps a series of intense or extraordinary events that as of now seem unconnected with the exception of being each separately bizarre?" The guy inquires.
I look at him, wondering whether I've ended up with another drug addict and decide that it's going to be another long year, "...No."
He shakes his head, "Sorry, must be the other universe. Still definitely an assistant."
I shake my head this time and turn back to unpacking. He grabs my wrist again, "Wait, Todd, don't you want to know who I am?"
My mouth drops open. We aren't told the names of our roommates before we meet them and I never told this guy my name so unless he's spotted it somehow else, he's a stalker and really weird. He seems to take my mouth gaping as a yes and launches into an explanation.
"I'm Dirk Gently, and I'm a holistic detective. The term 'holistic' refers to my convictions about the fundamental interconnectedness of all things. I do not concern myself with such petty things as fingerprint powder, telltale pieces of pocket fluff and inane footprints. I see the solution to each problem as being detectable in the pattern and web of the whole. The connections between causes and effects are often more subtle and complex than we with our rough and ready understanding of the physical world might naturally suppose.”
Wait, Dirk Gently, as in the psychic guy that Amanda mentioned? Huh. She was right. He is weird. She never told me how she found out, anyway...
"Todd? Todd Brotzman? Are you okay?" Dirk Gently taps me on the shoulder repeatedly and I blink.
"Sorry, yeah," then I frowned at him, "Are you...psychic, or something."
Exasperation clouds his face and he shakes his head, "No, I'm not psychic."
"Sorry...my sister said something about a psychic guy and I just thought..."
"You have a sister?" Dirk cocks his head slightly, "Younger, right?"
I am slightly weirded out by this guy - how does he just know my full name if he isn't psychic? And why does he know-
"Amanda," I confirm, before he can make another creepy deduction and guess her name.
Dirk grins and turns back to his bed, collapsing on it and closing his eyes. After finishing my packing, I go to leave and he calls, "Todd! Where are you going?"
"To see my sister," I sigh back at him. He nods and I smile awkwardly then leave.
"Do you know her roommate yet?" An inquiring voice asks into my ear as I walk. Startled, I punch Dirk in the arm, because of course he's here.
"What the hell!" He gives me an exaggerated look, pretending to be in pain.
"Me, what the hell, no, you what the hell!" I retaliated. "I said I was going to see my sister, it wasn't an invitation you dimwit!"
"That's not a very nice compliment, Todd, but I'm here now. Anyway, you wouldn't know where to go!" Dirk beams again (seriously, the guy has to stop) and I sigh yet again.
"It wasn't meant to be a compliment, Dirk, and I've already spent two years here, I think I should know the campus by now."
"No you don't," Dirk proclaims, "Which one is Amanda's room again?"
Now that I try to think about it, I actually can't remember Amanda's room, but, "I know the way."
"No you don't," he repeats, striding ahead, "And it's Room 18."
"How the hell do you know?" I move into a slight jog to keep up with him.
"Well," he pauses, "This is an anomaly to how I normally know things. I know your sister's roommate, she's an...acquaintance of mine I suppose."
"How did you know my name?" That's the only question I really want answered, not the thoughts spinning around my head like why does he walk so fast or why does he wear a leather jacket.
"Hunch," he proposes simply, knocking on the door to Room 18 and I don't get another answer because the door swings open to reveal Amanda.
"Todd, you came!" Amanda grins and pulls me into a hug before noticing Dirk.
"Of course I came...Did you think I wouldn't come, I-"
But Amanda's attention was drawn to something other than my pathetic stuttering, "Who's this?"
"Ugh, it's, that's Dirk Gently." Her eyed light up with curiosity.
"Dir-okay, hi, sorry, I'm Amanda," she grins at Dirk and he grins back. I sigh, "No, don't."
She frowns at me, "Don't say hello?" All I wanted was to come over and see Amanda, in peace, not with my weird British roommate who is apparently psychic. Or not, according to him.
"Hello Amanda!" He says enthusiastically. I shake my head, placing a hand on my forehead. Beginning to look confused, Amanda asks, "Are you two...friends?"
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"No."
"Yes, I mean no, you meant yes."
"We're very good friends," Dirk proclaims to Amanda, who raises an eyebrow. I decide to punch him in the arm again.
"Owwwww! You're a terrible assisfriend!"
I get led into the apartment after asking whether I could come in, and Dirk follows even after I glare at him. "What!" His excuse is, "I want to see her roommate!"
I learn that her name is Farah and she's slightly...odd. Not a surprise if she's an acquaintance of Dirk, but when I meet her she seems relatively normal.
"Farah, this is Todd, my brother, and-"
"I already know Dirk," Farah confirms, turning to face him with an exasperated expression, "Dirk, why are you still here?"
"What on earth do you mean by that, Farah?" He eyes her with that smile that has been tormenting me ever since I met him, which was hardly even an hour ago.
"You said you were going to leave, but you are still here, did something happen? Did you get shot at? Has Britain suddenly put you off?" Farah began to ramble, and Dirk rolls his eyes dramatically.
"Farah, how on earth could I have gotten into a situation where I could've been shot?"
"Because it's you, Dirk, I wouldn't actually be surprised. So many people want to shoot you....anyway, you didn't answer my question."
"Ah, yes. Well...you see. I may or may not have had a hunch that I needed to be here. And I think," Dirk peers out the window and nods, "that I was right."
Even after glancing myself, I didn't quite understand where he was coming from. Why would a police car outside require him to stay in America?
"Farah, Amanda, it's been...nice, and, errr, Todd, we have got to go," Dirk pulls my arm and I stumble out of Room 18 without getting an opinion. Amanda chuckles and shuts the door when she sees my panicked eyes, sarcastically whispering, "Good luck."
And I think I'm going to need it.
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doromoon · 6 years
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Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency // dancing amanda & beast !  #SaveDirkGently #DirkGentlyIsntOver
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xthedirknerdx · 6 years
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The Hufflepuffs:
Hobbs
Salas
Dirk
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The Ravenclaws:
Litzibitz
Amanda
Lydia
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Dirk Gentlys holistic detective agency: Hogwarts house aesthetics part 1!
Part 2 here! x
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luxwood-art · 6 years
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The Wendimoor Wanderer´s sister, my Punk rock elfe. I really really love (loved 😢) Amanda from Dirk Gently, so she inspired me a lot. And I still can’t figure out why there won’t be an other season of a series that awesome . It was one of the very rare series that was able to really talk to passionate weirdos like me. #savedirkgently ❤️🖤 . . • Original illustration on paper - 24x32cm (9.4x16.6in) • Available in my Etsy shop Link here 👉 @lux.wood • . . #creativearts #creative_art_world #illustrationdaily #illustration_best #illustration_daily #dirkgently #totemanimal #colorpencildrawing #colorpencilart #poscaart #dirkgentlysholisticdetectiveagency #amandabrotzman #promarkerart #brushmarkers #fanarts #fabercastellpolychromos #polychromospencils #legeantdesbeauxarts https://www.instagram.com/p/BpFhLGzBeyD/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=tmdfu20wznbk
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project-python-blog · 6 years
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Here’s the individual pictures.
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digibugs · 6 years
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dghda au's
what au's would match dghda because I need something to draw that will make people and myself yell I cute frustration
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takadasaiko · 6 years
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So this was in our new hotel room tonight. Does it remind anyone else of #amandabrotzman 's visions? #dirkgentlybbca
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miryel89 · 1 year
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«I'm a leaf in the stream of creation»
Amanda Brotzman
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I wasn't feeling like doing anything too over the top today, so I kind of got my geek on. Anyone remember Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency on Netflix? I thought i'd try out Amanda Brotzman. She has Pararibulitis and is in with The Rowdy Three. The wig's possibly the wrong colour but i'm quite happy with the result. #dirkgently #dirkgentlyisntover #dirkgentlybbca #amandabrotzmancosplay #amandabrotzman #amandabrotzmanismyhero #therowdythree #cosplay #cosplaygirl #cosplayersofinstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/B2rbXNpD8Bg/?igshid=rqy8seo0xs1r
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hannahgmarks · 7 years
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Future husband of Amanda Brotzman, they perfectly fit each other
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DGHDA Aesthetics: Amanda Brotzman/ Farah Black
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ecto-moth-art · 6 years
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I don’t know if this is Amanda brotzman but it looks like Amanda brotzman soo
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