version of knuckles where being the guardian of the master emerald also requires fulfilling chaos' wishes, so he's also the guardian of the chao and responsible for keeping as many of them safe as possible
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guess whose dumb ass accidentally doubled their zoloft this am
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I think I just drank expired milk help me
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Apparently I’m practicing for going into a coma.
What happens again? I just pass out at like 1500 and then awake at nearly 2000.
I’ll go back to sleep in an hour or so to see if I beat the record of 13 hours.
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Woke up to the smell of ozone : it's my computer monitor...
Concerning & morbidly interesting.
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You ain’t a Kaizers orchestra fan if you don’t have a little bit of asbestos in your lungs😍/j
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what happens if you open a fortune cookie and there’s no fortune in it?
it feels very ominous to me
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accidentally ate butter with a bit of mould on it thinking the mould was a toast crumb
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As a midwesterner who’s never been to a city with more than 2 million people: I hope I don’t fucking die in New York 😭
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https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.infinitycow.eplay
huh
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I mean, you would think I could figure out how to swallow my own spit after nearly 53 years now.
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