I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them
People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human
“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”
“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”
“Yeah!!”
“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”
“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“
“How illogical”
“That’s what I’m saying!!!”
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I think Vulcans should nuzzle their faces together when they like each other but it's like, not something you do in front of other people. That's something to do in private or if you're a little kid.
Babies don't really know how to do this properly and are prone to just headbutting their parents/siblings instinctually. They want to 'get closer' to what they feel telepathically emanating from the people around them.
This nuzzling is a form of telepathic communication but it's very unskilled (a baby can and will do it) and you only get broad feelings/thoughts from it. But that's alright bc typically the only feeling/thought you're hoping to get from or communicate with such an action is 'I like you'.
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why did Jim react like that sksksks just Jim staring at Spock like he's planning their wedding pls
Spock: my mother thought she was a very fortunate earth woman to be married to my vulcan father
Jim: as am I
Spock: what
Bones: what
Jim: *heart eyes*
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sarek at a federation meet and greet in san francisco getting a space email from t'pau saying his son has killed captain kirk on vulcan during his ponn farr & can he deal with the inevitable diplomatic fallout because she simply doesn't care meanwhile some tipsy admiral next to him is busy telling him all about how kirk (alive and well) & his son just met & fought the god apollo (actually an alien) on a distant planet:
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i cant stop thinking about these stupid women i am exploding them with my mind *picard clearing his throat noise*
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Huh Yknow what I just realized? Vulcans were Not warp capable during suraks time, so that means that when the romulans left, they would’ve had to leave the long way round, like old fashioned sci fi long haul missions where there’s a generation or two that are born and die on the starship
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HANNIBAL STARTREK AU
HANNIBAL STAR TREK AU
I went with betazoid will cause I felt like it made the most sense, and I just also wanted to see him with extra huge big beautiful eyes
I didn't really think to much into hannibal being cardassian other than 1 - I thought Mads would look good with the cardassian makeup and that 2- that garak kinda reminded me of hannibal
-side note, I decied that in mizumono hannibal would use his claws instead of that knife he had.
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I think a lot of Vulcans are like the “you’ve come to me with a problem, first instinct is to fix it” type to a more extreme, especially if the problem involves emotions
So when I imagine scenarios of like. a Vulcan going to the restroom during a fancy party and seeing an attractive Human crying in it, and it turns out they don’t see themselves as attractive because their date keeps complimenting everyone else a ton but only told them “nice outfit” and it got to them
And the Vulcan is just like “I have to fix this” and they start thinking of the problem like ‘Human thinks they’re unattractive > they aren’t so nothing can be done to their appearance to make them feel better > they feel unattractive because of their date > they need a better date’ and they just tell the Human “I am your date now, I will tell you how attractive you are without excessively complimenting others so that you feel inferior, so you will no longer have to experience this emotional turbulence”
And they just walk back to their table with a cute Human on their arm who looks like they were crying but is now beaming, getting together speedrun
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so like. are we all just not gonna talk about how gross that bacon eating scene was......
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"I'm so nervous about how much emotion Spock is showing because that means that something is going to have to close him up tighter than a clam at the end of this series so Kirk can spend the next 10 years shucking him like an emotional oyster" - my review of episode 1 season 2 of Strange New Worlds
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I think Vulcans should have their own version of a goodbye kiss which isn't a one-to-one equivalent but like, parents cup one or both of their childs' cheeks before they leave the house and when they come home as a brief telepathic check up on their wellbeing. If the child is feeling out of sorts the parent can help calm/settle them quickly. It becomes embarrassing at different ages like "Father! I am more than capable of maintaining my own equilibrium without your assistance or supervision."
It's something most parents stop doing regularly after their child reaches some maturity milestone which proves they're able to regulate their own emotions (there is no agreed-upon age this is true so it varies from child to child. Within sibling groups you might get made fun of if your younger sibling reaches this milestone before you!) However, even into adulthood some Vulcans will be subjected to the practice every so often by a parent. Depending on your temperament this can feel insulting, just unnecessary, or...pleasantly familiar.
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